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ݱ15 Mar 90±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±_ROR_-_ALUCARD_±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Ý? Þ°
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Ý Ý A Þ°
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Ý SHROOM05 - A Trip To The Wonderous WOnDerlAnD Ý ?Þ°
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Ý Of Wildcat A ßßßßß°
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Ý Tfile Þ°
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Ý Travelled By: Doctor Murdock Distribution Þ°
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ÜÜÜÜÜ & Centere Þ°
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Ý? Þ Sir Death - RoR - Þ°
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Ý A Þ_____________________________________________________________________Þ°
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Ý ?Þ Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúÞ°
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°°°The Pirates' Hollow - xxx/xxx/xxxx°°The Electric Pub - xxx/xxx/xxxx°°°°
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°Primary Drop Sites°°°°°°Rat Head - xxx/xxx/xxxx°°°°°Primary Drop Sites°°°
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SHROOM05 - A Trip Through The Wonderous WOnDerlAnD of Wildcat!
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03/15/90
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Travellers: Doctor Murdock & Sir Death
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As you exit your car at the base of the hill, and what looks to
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be a fire entrance to Wildcat canyon, you notice a tall, old man standing past
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the gate. You get out of your car, lock it up, take one last look at the card
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you found on the ground the other day which led you to this point:
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" TWWOW ~ Mind Expansion Guarenteed, or your sanity back!
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Alligators in Wildcat? See for yourself....
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RoR - Alucard "
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You put the card back in your pocket and start up to the gate. A reach the
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entrance and take a closer look at the old man. He's about 6'7", he is
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wearing an old british street cap that is pulled down over most of his face,
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but you can make out that he has short grey hair. He is very thin and is
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wearing a trench coat. You start to pass by him but he reaches out and grabs
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your shoulder with an icy steel grip. "Are you a seeker of Else?", he asks.
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He lift his hat up and looks into your eyes. His eyes are as grey as his hair
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and are mezmorizing. You feel a powerfull force compeling you to say
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yes....you do, "Y-y-yes....."
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He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very large mushroom. As he hands
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it to you you notice a tattoo on his hand, which reads ~RoR~ ....
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"Partake of the fruit, traveller......"
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The same force that made you answer the old man, makes your eat the mushroom
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right then ans there. The old man reach inside his jacket, pulls out a peice
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of paper and a pen, and hands them to you...
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<note: See file CONTRACT.TRP to see the contents of the paper....>
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"Sign, here....."
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You sign and hand the papers back to him. He throws you a small grin and
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then returns to whatever he was doing before you arrived...
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"Enjoy your trip.....beware of the Alligators...."
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You walk the rest of the way down the dirt path, and end up on a
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cement road which cuts off into several directions. You decide to take the
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path that leads up the hillside. The path is asphalt and is what appears to
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be an old road. You start up the hill. You eventually reach the top of the
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hill and another gate. There is a clip chain on the gate and a sign which
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reads:
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KEEP GATE CLOSED
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You unclip the gate, open it, enter, close it, clip the chain back on...just
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as the sign said. Your fingers begin to tingle...you wonder if it is because
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of the mushroom you ate. You continue up the hill and wonder if you'll find
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anything, and also wonder just what it is your looking for. You reach a very
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large, and flat pasture....there are about 8 cows eating grass and doing
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miscellaneous thing here (whatever cows do, you know...). You see a path that
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leads through the middle of the pasture and decide to take it. You walk right
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on through being carefull not to step in any large cow pies. The path
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continues up a very steep hill and ends at the top of this small mountain.
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You get to the top, slightly out of breath and turn around. It is a
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magnificent view of the Bay Area and it's a beautifully clear day. After
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about 20 seconds of gazing at this stunning view, you notice an abrupt change
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come over you!
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<SHIFT OUT!>
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"Excuse me, Sir......Sir? Sir, excuse me....."
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You hear a voice and turn around to see a short man that incredibally
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resembles an......an....an Elf? Yes, an Elf. He's wearing a brown hate that
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is about 6 times too big for his head. He's hold what looks to be some sort
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of a walking stick. Next to him there is what seems to be about 6 Pit Bulls
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of various colours chained to a salt lick box.
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"Uh....yes?"
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"Sir....can I interest you in an Anchor to Reality? I have the very BEST,
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don't ya know!? There's nothin like a Pit Bull to keep you chain to the
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ground during those viscious peeking hours!"
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"Huh? Ummm...."
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"Sir...I guarentee you, I have the finest animals you will surely see in the
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Land! And for YOU, Sir....only 67bc! Payaball by credit of course...."
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"Umm...uh....sure...I guess.....why not?"
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"Very well, Sir!! Here..."
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The little Elf unchains a dog and hands the end of the chain to you. The
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dog seems to anxious about something and waging his tail violently(?).
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"Here you go, Sir! Now when you feel that you can handle The Land of Else on
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your own , Sir....just remove the chain from the dogs collar and he will
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magically return to me....no need worrying yourslef about having to find this
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place again to return him! Have fun, Sir....and if you need any assistance be
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sure to look up Lucerne, The Mad Mushroom Grower! Goodbye, Sir....and enjoy
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your
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trip!!"
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"Sure.....um..thanx!"
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The moment the last word leaves your mouth, the little Elf winks at the Pit
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Bull at the end of the chain your holding. The dog imediatly starts running
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down the hillside at an alarming rate!! The only thing that passes through
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you mind at this moment is the word PAIN. But amazingly you realize that you
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begin floating in the air! The dog runs blindlessly through that cow pasture!
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Chasing cows and rabbits and basically anything that moves. Your are totally
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helpless, but don't seem to mind....after all, it's a great view! You looks
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up into the sky and watch the clouds shape-shift within each other...every so
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often being jerked about by the Pit Bull on the rampage which your are chain
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to.
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Evetually you feel yoursefl coming down to Earth a little bit, and you also
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notice that the dog has stopped to piss on a bush. So you decide to unchain
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him. You do. <POOF!> The dog disapears in a cloud of aqua coloured smoke!
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You are totally lost. ABout 15 feet away on a trail you see a signm which
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reads:
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THE SWAMP
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So you decide to follow the trail. All of a sudden a cactus that is on the
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side of the trail bends over and asks, "Hey, YOU! You wanna buy some water,
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man?"
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"Water?"
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"Yes...WATER, man. Look...I'll give ya a GREAT deal! 2 grams for 1221bc!
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Come on...you won't find this anywhere else, man."
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"I'm not thirsty...anyway, you just a plant!"
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"What? Oh...so now we're starting the racial jokes, eh? Fine...when your
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dying of thirst, don't bother coming to ME, pal..."
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"Plants don't talk.....your just figment of my imagination..."
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"What imagination? There's no such thing as that here, man. "
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"But.....oh it's no use...."
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The cactus starts laughing out loud in your face and then slaps you on the
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back with one of his leaves.
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"Hey, man...you wanna see what I mean? Watch this...."
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The cactus plant points down at the city below. The city disapears. The
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sky turns yellow. The world spins upside down and swirls vertically for a
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moment. The sun goes down and the moon comes up, but it's still light outside.
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It's still bright and warm. All of the cows down on the pasture grow
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wings...some of them fly off into the the moonset. Some of the trees uproot
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and start dancing with each other. SOme of the rocks start rolling uphill.
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The cactus laughs and laughs. You starts running down the path, past the
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sign. Now everything makes no sense whatsoever.
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You see a paper on the ground. You pick it up and see what it is. The title
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reads: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A BLADE OF GRASS. You drop it, thinking what
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the use of knowing this information would be..
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Uh oh....road sign ahead....road sign ahead! Speeding down the road, gotta
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slow down to read the sign, which reads:
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REALITY CHECK - REALITY CHECK - 20 Shifts Ahead
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Uh, oh....Realit Check....ok, stop and check.
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<checking.....checking....checking....checking....>
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Nope...NO Reality HERE, pal! Continue...
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Have you ever seen a Demon PRince in Else?
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Still walking...you hear a loud <SNAP!>. You look around and notice an
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Alligator! He smailes at you and the moonlight shines off of one his teeth,
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which is gold.
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"WE WILL CONTINUE THIS ADVENTURE NEXT TIME WE SOME AMMO! "
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- What will YOU do now that there is an Alligator at your feet?
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Ask him if he's like some tea??
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Pet him?
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Give him 100 bc?
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WE'LL SEE NEXT TIME! SAME SHROOM FREQUENCY, SAAAAMMEE LAND OF ELSE!
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| RoR - Alucard |
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Rooor
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Call these other fine boards.....
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-= The Legion Outpost.........................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
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-= The Crystal Ship...........................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
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-= The Village................................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
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-= Pro Leech..................................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
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-= The Nimitz Downport........................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
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-= Lunatic Labs...............................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
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-= Bad Dudes Hideout..........................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- RoR - Alucard -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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