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49 lines
1.9 KiB
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1) Cars can hurt you.
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2) You cannot fly.
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3) Its never a good time to die.
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4) taking you clothes off will draw attention.
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5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public.
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6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things
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that aren't there
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7) don't forget how to burp
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8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe
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9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".
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10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down.
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1. never sit there wondering if the way you felt last time is ever
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going to get here, because by then you're already through the way it
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feels to be here now.
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2. never try to get on the computer.... seriously. you may not
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remember your apartment number, but can login like it's in your
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script, but that doesn't mean its right. example right here.
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3. NEVER watch those stupid fuck n pups shows that come on past the
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hours of goodly people, where desperate blonds fight it out for jocks
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with dicks longer than their iq is high. it'll sour you on the fate
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of humanity, it really will. example: it's 3:03 here, I've had two
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hours of them, and i'd rather go commune with the grass than go talk
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to my neighbor.
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4. never sit in the middle of your apartment courtyard in your
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bathrobe wondering why you aren't supposed to sit out in the middle of
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your apartment courtyard in your bathrobe....
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5. don't write stupid stuff to friends thinking they feel the same
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way as you right now; chances are they don't and you'll feel funny
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when they call tomorrow.... *grin*
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get off the damn computer! That's the last rule.
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amy
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"Quick to judge, quick to anger.... slow to understand.
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Ignorance and prejudice, and fear, walk hand in hand."
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--Neil Peart
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-------------Me speak for my employer....? bwaahahahahahahaha!!!--------------
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