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How to Trip on Morning Glory Seeds
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by: Bud J. Jonser
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Thanks to my wife Ashly and my two children Jane and Mary and to my dog Sparky
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A "Quarter Pounder with Seed, Large Fry, No Shake" Production
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I am undecided as to whether you are reading this file to gather as much
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information as possible, or if you just want to get down to the actual
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method, so I'll leave the tried and true recipe at the end of this file.
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Introduction
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In general, if you have no psychedelic experience under your belt,
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I.E. acid, shrooms, etc., stop thinking about using this information. Your
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first trip is nothing you want to learn from a textfile, but something
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you want an experianced friend and guide to help you with.
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Morning glory seeds contain something called Lysergic Acid Amide, not
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to be confused with LSD or Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, but you can easily
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see the chemical connection between the two. Unfortunately, the effects of
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LSA (as I will refer to it) and the other groovy alkaloids contained in
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MG (as I will refer to Morning Glory seeds) are not as potent as LSD except
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in very high doses not to be toyed with. Several friends have reported
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sharp visions with MG, tending to be more like acid than shrooms, however,
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my experiences with MG have all been rather disappointing. Indians have
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supposedly identified MG as a great way to trip out, but researchers are
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at odds when it comes to identifying what the Indians are really talking about.
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Many think that the Indians mean(t) Datura (definately tripulous), not
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MG, but the mere fact that MG contains LSA should make it noteworthy.
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Below, I will describe the 4 methods I have attempted (mostly without
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success) including all-out balls-to-the-walls method which should convince
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all of you as to MG's effectiveness.
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Pre-Requisites [for all methods]
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For all of the methods, you are going to actually get the seeds. They
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are available at most gardening-type stores and even many super-markets. MG
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is quite a common plant. Seeds of Heavenly Blue, Flying Saucers, and Pearly
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Gates all contain hallucinogenic properties, although there may be others.
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Check out your local library for more detailed information. Just recently,
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I have seen stores sell "The True Morning Glory Vine" which is doubtlessly
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what the Indians used, not the wimpy domesticated American flower. Still,
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friends contest that they were able to trip off the flower seeds. You have
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probably heard rumors of tainted seeds to prevent trippers from doing
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exactly what this file describes. The fact is some companies do spray
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the seeds with preservatives containing mercury. Friends contest that
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"Crossman" seeds are not tainted, but "Crossman Mixed" got someone sick. If
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you should happen to ingest tainted seeds, you will simply throw-up and
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feel nauseous for the night, nothing more-- provided you don't mix the seeds
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with anything. Compared with acid, the seeds are quite expensive. The cheapest
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I've seen is 59 cents + tax for 1.9g. A minimum of 20g is required to trip,
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and I personally reccommend 50g to avoid preparing a "dud" mixture.
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Once you have the seeds, you must grind them into a fine powder. I turned
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mine into absolute dust. The finished powder looks like fine brown sugar.
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You cannot ingest the seeds whole! If you should try, they will pass through
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your digestive system intact (I.E. You'll shit them out in one piece.)
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If you are brave and (to steal a quote from some biology text in
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reference to this very act) equipped with extraordinary gustatory accoutrements,
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you can now ingest the seeds in this powdered form. A word of warning:
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They are fucking NASTY! This is why the folowing recipes are listed below--
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to assist you in getting the LSA past your taste buds and into your brain.
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An interesting note: To trip on LSD, you are ingesting 100-200 micrograms
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that is .0001 to .0002 grams. With MG, you are ingesting 20 to 40 grams
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just to get assumably the same amount of LSA. Therefore, you are ingesting
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400,000 times more matter than you need to. Once you taste MG, you will
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become instantly convinced that the less you have to force down the better.
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Method #1 "Stoner's" Method
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This one is simple. It is the recipe for what is colloquially known as
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"magic kool aid", and anything with k00l in it has to be good, right? Just
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stew up some pungent kool aid (grape works nicely) and add the previously
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mentioned ground seeds. Stir. Drink.
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My experiance with this method: The seeds don't mix well and end up sinking
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to the bottom. The kool aid just adds to the volume of what you have to
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ingest and I resorted to using a straw to suck up the seed matter. After
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about twenty robust sips, I dry heaved and decided to call it quits. Within
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about ten to twenty minutes I felt lightheaded and dreamy. Stimuli became
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intensely annoying. I was annoyed by everything, even the almost silent
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buzz of the overhead lights. I layed down on my bed and slept for what I
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thought has been a couple of hours at least, yet when I opened my eyes, only
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fifteen minutes had passed. Upon opening them, the first thing I saw was a
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green shirt of mine laying on the floor. Instantly, my vision was as if I
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was wearing green sunglasses. I blinked and it was gone. I went back to
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sleep and experianced no further effects. I ingested about 10g of seeds.
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What went wrong: Low dose.
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Method #2 "Indians'" Method
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This method was/(is?) used by South American Indians. Put the finely
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powdered seeds into a drinking glass and cover them up with drinking
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alcohol. The purer the alcohol the better. If you can't get pure ethyl
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alcohol, use Everclear, or if you can't use that, maybe vodka will do the
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trick. Let the seeds soak 12-24 hours, filter the mix through a cheesecloth
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into a second glass. Drink the second glass. It should be piss yellow and
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be strong enough that you don't taste much besides the sting of Everclear.
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My experiance with this method: I used Everclear, and substitued a coffee
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filter for the cheesecloth. I then added the MG/Everclear mixture to
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daquri mix and drank it. I experianced only alcoholic effects. I used
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20g of seeds.
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What went wrong: The coffee filter was too tight and judging by the fact that
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it turned piss-yellow, it probably absorbed much of my MG alkoloids. Also,
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I transferred the mixture around too much-- from the second glass into the
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blender then into a third glass, with valuable residue sticking to all glasses
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involved.
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Method #3 "Chemist's" Method
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This method is a bit more involved. To get it to work you must be
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accurate and careful. You will probably need to use at least 100g of seeds to
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get a substantial yield. You cannot simply make one hit at a time since a
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low yield often turns out to be no yield. The ratio here is 1:1:1. That is
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100g Morning Glory Seeds : 100ml (mililitres) petrolium ether (sometimes
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called benzene) : 100ml (mililitres) methanol (sometimes called wood alcohol.)
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Take the 100g crushed seeds and place them into a wide-based glass flask or
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drinking glass. To this flask, add 100ml petrolium ether. Let it sit for
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48 hours. At the end of the 48 hours, strain this mixture through a tight
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screen. Make sure to separate all of the liquid from the seed mush. You can
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discard the liquid. Allow the seed mush to dry 100% completely. Put the
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seed mush into a clean glass flask. To this flask, add 100ml methanol.
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Allow this to sit for 48 hours. At the end of the 48 hours, filter the
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mixture through a tight screen, depositing the liquid drain-off into a second
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flask labeled "A". Save flask "A" and put the seed mush back into the other
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flask (the one you just took them out of) and add 100ml of fresh methanol.
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Allow this to sit for 48 hours. At the end of this (the last) 48 hours,
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filter it exactly as before, through a tight screen into flask "A". You should
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be left with a moderately thick piss-yellow liquid (in flask "A".) Pour this
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liquid onto a cookie-sheet and allow the alcohol to evaporate 100% completely.
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In a few hours you will be left with a yellow film on the cookie-sheet. Scrape
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this up and swallow it.
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!! WARNING !! Petrolium Ether is extemely fucking flamable! Even the fumes
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can explode so do NOT leave your mixture uncapped near any sparks or flames.
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Methanol is very very flamable too, so watch it. Both are potentially deadly
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if swallowed, so make sure your filtrations and evaporations are 100%
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complete! Keep out of reach of children.
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My experience with this method: For the tight screen I again used a coffee
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filter which soaked up a minimal amount of valuable residue because I shaped
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it such that the liquid would all strain through one spot on the filter.
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The film for one hit is less than enough to spread on a single cracker so
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you can gulp it down easily. The effects were indentical to the first 50
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minutes of an acid trip. (I.E. 45 minutes of nothing, than 5 minutes of
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asking yourself "Am I tripping?") unfortunately the next minute when the
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carpet patterns start shimmering and moving about in three-dimensional space
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thus answering the question with "YEP!!!" never happened. Object's edges
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became extremely defined and I had a rather eurphoric minute (mostly of
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happy anticipation of the hours to come) and that was it. My pupils were
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doing bugs-bunny cartoon contaction/expansions so something was working.
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I used 35g of seeds.
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What went wrong: Low yield. You need to use 100g+ of seeds to get any
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substantial yield.
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Method #4 "All-out Balls-to-the-Walls" Method
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First, prepare method #3 (Chemist's) with a 50g dose. Next, immediately
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ingest 12 (twelve) drops of Passion Flower Extract (available at health
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stores.)
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Passion Flower extract is what is known as a MAO inhibitor, or Mono-
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Amine-Oxidase inhibitor. Without digressing into lengthy explanations and
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warnings about MAOI's I will simply explain that they disable the barriers
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in your body/brain that inhibit as much Lysergic Acid from passing/remaining
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in your body/brain as possible. Therefore, by inhibiting them, Lysergic Acid
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can stick around in greater amounts and durations. In order to avoid an
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adverse reaction (like death) you MUST refrain from eating 12 hours before
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and after you ingest this combination!!
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!! WARNING !! MAOI's lower the brain's barrier against more than just
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Lysergic Acid. Many foods which are completely harmless without MAOI's
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become LETHAL in combination with them. Such foods include: cheese, alcohol,
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caffiene, chocolate, animal fats/livers such as chicken, any kind of uppers or
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downers (including caffiene and diet-pills), MSG (mono-sodium-glutimate) a
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common food additive, some veggies such as brussel sprouts, dill, wild
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fennel and other seasonings, etc. Junk food probably contains analogs of most
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of this too, so just play it safe and don't eat ANYTHING for 12 hours before or
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after the ingestion of the Passion Flower!!!!! It could mean your life.
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My experiance with this method: Well, it certainly was not like an acid trip.
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It did, however, work. The experiance gives euphoria and ability to focus.
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I became very involved in watching a very boring educational TV show for over
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an hour. My vision around the tv was blurred and undulating, yet the man on
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the screen remained stable. Sparks of static dazzled with brilliance. Later,
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I watched clouds for approximately four hours straight with immense interest
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and enjoyment. At moments I was given to fits of uncontrollable laughter.
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And when a friend dropped by to borrow something, seven hours into the trip,
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I couldn't help but grin from ear to ear and chuckle. I didn't realize how
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much I was affected until I actually tried to act normal. I experiance nothing
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remotely like a sensory hallucination, however. It was dreamy, very much
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like waking up perfectly refreshed at 3AM with a very bad fever, but feeling
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extremely happy. I was sluggish and would strongly warn against trying to
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drive. My eyes were expaning/contracting as if on acid. Occasionally, I
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became chilled, although I was wearing a hooded sweatshit, jeans, wool socks,
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and a blanket, in addition to having the heat cranked up. Overall, the effects
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were quite like great pot without any of the confusion, paranoia, or rushes
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of extraneous thoughts. It was about 50 times more mellow than pot, too. The
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effects lasted approximately 10 hours with no discernable peak. I took 50g of
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seeds.
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The primary effects are as follows: dreamy-state, happiness, ability to focus
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and become intensely interested in anything you like, inability to concentrate
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on complex tasks such as programming, or driving, extreme mellowness.
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About all the extaction methods
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Cover your glasses/flasks with saran wrap to prevent evaporation and
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to keep the stink down to a minimum. Heed all warnings and take yourself
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seriously!
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About the trips
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Plan your potential day as you would an acid trip. Follow all of the
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warnings herein, your life could depend on it! Also, MG makes the eyes unusually
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sensitive to light, therefore you might want to wear sunglasses.
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A final word: even at this moment I am having very vivid and stong memories
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of the taste of MG. This is a very real and horrible side effect, not a joke.
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I take no resposibily for any of my own actions, let alone yours. This file
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is intended for informational purposes ONLY. Peace, Pot, and Microdot.
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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