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(>View: legahigh.txt
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LEGAL HIGHS
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---vortex---
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Perhaps you're puzzled about some apparently brand-new products. You might
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have seen them advertised, or displayed in some head and health- food shops,
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as "legal herbs" or "exotic smoking mixtures" - such unfamiliar items as
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African yohimbe bark, kola nut, lobelia, kavakava, "lettuce opium," and the
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like. A ripoff? Or, as claimed, legal substitutes for substances that can
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put you in the pokey if you're caught with them?
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Surprise: an analysis published in the august 'Journal of the American
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Medical Association' reveals that a number of those plant derivatives do, in
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fact, to one degree or another, have psychoactive properties. Among them:
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* African yohimbe bark and kavakava, mild hallucinogens (defined as drugs
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that act on the nervous system and may have effects ranging from perceptual
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aberrations to outright hallucinations).
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* Nutmeg, which contains a not-so-mild hallucinogen called myristicin that
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has been known to trigger trips terrifying both mentally and physically
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[more]
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* Wild lettuce and wormwood, both described as narcotic-analgesics, although
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neither is in a class with the opiates
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* Lobelia, which contains a mildly euphoriant chemical called lobeline
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* "Mormon tea," which has stimulant effects based on ephedrine, a drug
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properly used in treating bronchial asthma
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* Damiana, derived from a plant known botanically as Turnera diffusa and
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reportedly a mild stimulant
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* Gotu kola and other kola-nut derivatives, which contain caffeine and
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theobromine (the latter is the active ingredient in cocoa) and can build up
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to a bad case of "coffee nerves"
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* Datura stramonium, a/k/a jimson weed, thorn apple, or devil's apple - a
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potent, and highly toxic, hallucinogen containing the belladonna alkaloids
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astropine and scopolamine.
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Alternatively don't let the law push you around!
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[more]
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origin: Overboard
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END OF FILE
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IMPROVISED DRUGS:
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NUTMEG: FRESHLY (VERY FINELY) GROUND NUTMEG, WHEN TAKEN IN DOSES OF ABOUT 3
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TABLESPOONS (THE BIG ONES) WILL MAKE YOU TRIP (A LITTLE) USUALLY ALL
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IT DOES FOR MOST PEOPLE IS MAKE YOU FREAK OUT SOME, GET REALLY
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THIRSTY, AND SPED UP.
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BANANAS: THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST WELL KNOWN OF ALL IMPROVISED DRUGS. WHY
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THIS IS, I DON'T KNOW. I'VE TRIED SMOKING THIS SHIT IN JOINTS, THRU
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A BONG, AND IN A PIPE. (BONG IS BEST). IT GETS YOU A LITTLE HIGH, AND
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A LITTLE TRIPPED. (JUST A LITTLE, BUT SUFFICIENT IF YOU'RE DESPERATE)
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SO HERE'S HOW TO MAKE IT: PEEL A BUNCH OF BANANAS.
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SCRAPE THE SHIT OFF THE INSIDES OF THE
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PEELS.
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MIX WITH WATER AND BOIL UNTIL IT'S GELLED.
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DRY IT IN A LOW OVEN.
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ROLL INTO POWDER AND SMOKE IN THE MANNER
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OF YOUR CHOICE.
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COUGH SYRUP: AT LAST, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE. SOME COUGH SYRUPS CONTAIN
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COEDINE! (SIMILAR TO MORPHINE) ROBITUSSIN IS THE MOST COMMON.
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[more]
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YOU CAN DRINK THE SHIT STRAIGHT (UGH) OR DO WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO
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AND MIX IT WITH AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF A SOFT DRINK. (THE CARBONATED
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WATER PUTS THE COEDINE IN YOUR SYSTEM FASTER, THEREFORE GIVING
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YOU A BETTER HIGH. YOU GET REALLY MELLOW AND LAZY. THIS SHIT IS
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GREAT!
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WHITE-OUT: THIS IS JUST LIKE SNIFFING GLUE OR GASOLINE. IT WILL GET YOU HIGH,
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AND SOMETIMES REALLY FREAK YOU THE FUCK OUT (HALLUCINATING AND ALL)
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AND SINCE IT CAN CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE, I WOULDN'T RECCOMEND IT.
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CATNIP: WHEN SMOKED IN VOLUME (ABOUT 3-4 JOINTS OR A FEW HITS OFF A BONG),
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CATNIP HAS MUCH THE SAME EFFECT AS MARIJUANA.
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MORNING GLORY SEEDS: IF YOU EAT ABOUT A BIG HANDFUL OF THESE BASTARDS, YOU
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WILL HAVE A PRETTY GOOD TRIP. YOU WILL ALMOST FOR SURE
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GET SICK AND PUKE, THOUGH. THE ROYAL BLUES ARE THE BEST.
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MORNING GLORIES HAVE LSD IN THEM, BUT THEY ALSO HAVE
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POISONS IN THEM THAT MAKE YOU SICK.
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PEANUTS: THIS SEEMS TO BE BULLSHIT. I'VE SMOKED TONS OF PEANUT SKINS AND NEVER
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FELT SHIT.
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[more]
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TOADS: TAKE TREE FROGS, DRY THEM AND SMOKE THE SKINS. PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS.
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IF YOU'RE THIS DESPERATE, CALL ME AND I'LL FAX YOU A DOOB OR SOMETHING!
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I HAVE NOT PERSONALLY TRIED THIS ONE, BUT A FRIEND OF MINE DID. I WAS
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THERE WHEN HE DID IT, AND HE REALLY WENT FUCKING NUTS! THE REASON THIS
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WORKS IS BECAUSE YOU POISON YOURSELF INTO HALLUCINATIONS DUE TO
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CHEMICALS IN THE FROG'S SKIN. KINDA LIKE HAVING AMOEBIC INFESTATION.
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SLEEP DEPRIVATION: AFTER ABOUT 96 HOURS, YOU GET AWAKE AND HALLUCINATORY.
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DRINK COFFEE TO STAY AWAKE, AND YOU'LL BE FREAKED.
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ASPIRIN: GRIND IT UP VERY FINELY AND SNORT IT. IT WILL GIVE YOU A HEAD RUSH
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AND A HALF. THIS WORKS BECAUSE THE ASPIRIN QUICKLY OPENS UP BLOOD
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VESSELS NEAR YOUR BRAIN. LASTS ABOUT 1 MINUTE.
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VALIUM: YOUR MOM PROBABLY HAS SOME OF THIS AROUND. GRIND IT UP AND SNORT IT.
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YOU WILL GET TOTALLY BUZZED AND MELLOW. IF YOUR NOSE CAN'T HANDLE IT,
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THEN JUST TAKE THEM. YOU WILL GET A LESSER EFFECT. DON'T TAKE MORE
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THAN A 30 (6 5'S OR 3 10'S) BECAUSE YOU WILL O.D.
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WHIPPED CREAM: HOLD THE CANISTER WITH THE NOZZLE UP. INHALE ALL THE GAS FROM
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[more]
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IT THAT YOU CAN. HOLD IT FOR A WHILE BEFORE LETTING IT GO. YOU
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WILL GET A MASSIVE HEAD RUSH AND POSSIBLY PASS OUT. THIS IS
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BECAUSE YOU HAVE JUST INHALED NITROUS OXIDE!
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LETTUCE: TAKE THE HEARTS AND ROOTS OF LETTUCE. LIQUEFY THEM IN A BLENDER,
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EVAPORATE THE LIQUID AND SMOKE THE RESIDUE. (WITHOUT LETTING THE
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FLAME TOUCH THE SHIT. THIS WILL PUT YOU ON THE EDGE OF ORGASM FOR A
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FEW HOURS. IT'S JUST LIKE SMOKING OPIUM, MAINLY BECAUSE IT CONTAINS
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OPIATES.
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POPPIES: HAVEN'T TRIED THIS ONE YET, BUT IT COMES FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE.
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PUT A FEW POPPY LEAVES ON A SANDWICH, SIT IN THE SUN AND WATCH THE
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SKY FALL ON YOU. THE LEAVES SUPPOSEDLY HAVE OPIUM IN THEM.
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DRAMAMINE: IF YOU TAKE TOO MANY MOTION-SICKNESS PILLS (DRAMAMINE, STABIL, ETC)
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YOU WILL REALLY TRIP OUT. YOU WILL BE DRUNK AS A FUCKING MONKEY
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FOR HOURS AND HALLUCINATE SOME.
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ANTIHISTIMINES: BENADRYL AND ACTIFED WILL GET YOU HIGH IF YOU TAKE A LOT OF
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THEM. (ABOUT THREE TIMES THE RECCOMENDED SHOULD DO IT) YOU
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WILL GET DROWSY AND FALL AROUND AND BE REALLY RELAXED.
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DRUGS TO STEAL FROM THE MEDICINE CABINET:
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ANY TIME YOU SEE PERKEDAN, ZANEX, VALIUM, OR ANY SORT OF PILLS MARKED "FOR
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NERVES", SNATCH THE FUCKERS UP! THEY WILL MELLOW YOU OUT TOTALLY.
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MARIJUANA GROWING TIPS:
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MARIJUANA BASICLY NEEDS 2 THINGS TO THRIVE: LIGHT (LOTS) AND SOIL WITH A VERY
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HIGH NITROGEN CONTENT. THE BEST FERTILIZER FOR MJ IS CHICKEN SHIT, BUT IF YOU
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USE IT, BE SURE NOT TO TOUCH THE PLANT WITH IT YOU'LL KILL IT. FOR THE BEST
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RESULTS, MAKE A SMALL RING OF CHICKEN SHIT AROUND THE PLANT ROUGHLY 12 INCHES
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FROM THE PLANT AT ALL POINTS. YOU CAN GROW MJ INSIDE WITH MUCH SUCCESS. JUST
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LINE THE INSIDE OF YOUR CLOSET WITH ALUMINUM FOIL, AND PUT A BUNCH OF HEAT
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LAMPS INSIDE. YOU WILL NEED A LARGE TUB FOR THE SOIL, AND YOU MUST WATER IT A
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KEEP THE LIGHTS ON 16 HOURS OUT OF THE DAY. THE REMAINING 8, ONLY HAVE
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ONE LIGHT ON. THIS (FOR SOME REASON) MAKES IT GROW BETTER THAN CONSTANT LIGHT.
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CUT THE LEAVES BACK ONCE A WEEK, UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO HARVEST IT TOTALLY. THIS
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WILL MAKE YOUR FINAL PRODUCT A LOT MORE POTENT.
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HOW TO BUILD AN ATOMIC BONG:
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FIRST, LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT A BONG IS AND HOW IT WORKS. A BONG IS A PIPE THAT
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FILTERS SMOKE THROUGH WATER, THEREBY TAKING OUT MOST OF THE TAR, AND COOLING
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IT DOWN. (MAKING IT A LOT EASIER TO GET MORE SMOKE AND THE SMOKE YOU DO GET IS
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MORE POWERFUL) MOST BONGS ARE STRAIGHT UP DESIGNED, BUT I HAVE STUMBLED UPON A
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BONG DESIGN THAT BLOWS ALL OTHER BONGS AWAY.
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\_/<-BOWL TUBING
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OK, MAKE SURE THE SMALL HOLE IS ABOVE YOUR WATER-LINE! (JUST A LITTLE TINY BIT)
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YOU CAN USE VIRTUALLY ANY TUBING, AND ANY BOWL. I WOULD SUGGEST USING WAX FOR
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THE **** BECAUSE IT IS MORE SOLID. AFTER YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED THE ABOVE DEVICE, MOUNT IT ON A BOARD OR IN SOME TYPE OF STAND SO YOU DON'T SPILL BONG-WATER ON
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YOURSELF WHILE YOU'RE STONED. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS BONG, DROP
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ME MAIL ON ONE OF THE SYSTEMS LISTED AT THE END OF THIS FILE. IF YOU LIKE WEED,
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YOU MUST HAVE ONE OF THESE BONGS. THEY REALLY KICK ASS!
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HOW TO EXTRACT LSD FROM SEEDS:
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GRIND UP 150 GRAMS OF ROYAL BLUE MORNING GLORY SEEDS. USE SEEDS THAT YOU GREW
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YOURSELF, BECAUSE MOST COMPANIES PUT POISON ON THEM.
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SOAK THE GROUND SEEDS IN 130CC OF PETROLEUM ETHER FOR 2 DAYS.
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FILTER THE MIXTURE THROUGH A TIGHT SCREEN.
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DISCARD THE LIQUID.
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ALLOW MUSH TO DRY.
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SOAK IN 110CC OF WOOD ALCHOHOL FOR 2 NORE DAYS.
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FILTER THE SOLUTION INTO A STOPPERED CONTAINER.
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SOAK SEED MUSH AGAIN IN 110CC OF WOOD ALCHOHOL FOR 2 DAYS.
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FITLER THE LIQUID INTO ANOTHER STOPPERED CONTAINER AND PITCH THE MUSH.
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COMBINE LIQUIDS IN A TRAY AND LET THEM EVAPORATE.
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SCRAPE THE RESIDUE.
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THIS RESIDUE IS LSD.
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GRANTED, THIS IS WEAK LSD, BUT LSD NONETHELESS.
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******************************************
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** -------> LEGAL HIGHS! <--------- **
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** IN OTHER WORDS,HOW TO GET WASTED **
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** WITHOUT PHEAR OF THE PHUZZ... **
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** DEVIOUSLY CONCIEVED BY **
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** >< HACK SABBATH >< **
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** ANARCHY REIGNS! **
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******************************************
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WHY DID I TYPE THIS UP MAY I ASK?
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WELL FUCK...I WAS STONED! HEHE
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IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF BOB DYLAN
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"EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED."
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EVER FOUND YOURSELF IN THE FUCKED
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SITUATION WHERE YOU WANNA GET HIGH,BUT
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YOU AIN'T GOT ANY BUDZ OR YOU'RE FRESH
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OUTA BREWSKIS? SURE YA HAVE! WELL
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WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THIS STUPID
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PHILE AND A LITTLE SNOOPING AROUND THE
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[more]
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HOUSE YOU TOO CAN GET HIGH,LEGALLY!
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ALL THE BULLSHIT FOUND IN THIS PHILE
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CAN AND WILL GET YOU FUCKED UP IN ONE
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WAY OR ANOTHER. WEATHER ITS A "GOOD"
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HIGH IS NOT CERTAIN. BUT SOME OF THE
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SHIT MENTIONED WILL HAVE MIND-BENDING
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RESULTS. IF YOU'RE HARD UP OR STUPID
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ENOUGH TO TRY THESE,GO FOR IT! JUST
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DONT FREAK OUT AND GO ON ONE OF THOSE
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REVENGE TRIPS! I DO NOT TAKE THE
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RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!
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OK,ENUFF OF THIS SHIT,LETS PARTY!
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A) NUTMEG
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YES! NUTMEG CONTAINS A PSYCHEDELIC
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SUBSTANCE. IT'S ONE OF THE MAIN INGRED-
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IENTS IN MDMA,OR MORE COMMONLY KNOWN
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AS XTC.
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TAKE 1 OR 2+ TEASPOONS(OR
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TABLESPOONS!!) OF FRESHLY GROUND NUTMEG,AND IF
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YOURE LUCKY,WITHIN 2 HOURS YOU'LL BE
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OFF ON AN INTERESTING TRIP IF SLIGHTLY
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UNCOMFORTABLE TRIP. IF YOU'RE UNLUCKY
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THEN YOU MAY EXPERIENCE THE FOLLOWING
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SYMPTOMS:RAPID HEARTBEAT,HEADACHE,
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DIZZINESS AND YOU'LL PROBABLY PUKE!
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FUCKIN' A!
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SO THE NEXT CHRISTMAS WHEN YOUR MOM
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IS MAKING EGGNOG,GRAB THE WHOLE DAMN
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CAN OF NUTMEG AND GET WASTED! HAHAHA
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THE ABOVE ALSO APPLIES TO MACE. BOTH
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OF THESE SPICES ARE DEFINATLY A LAST
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RESORT... B) MORNING GLORY SEEDS
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THESE LITTLE FUCKERS WERE POPULAR
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BACK IN THE 60'S FOR A CHEAP LEGAL
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HIGH. INTERESTED? READ ON...
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THE SEEDS OF THIS COMMON FLOWERING
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VINE CONTAIN A SUBSTANCE VERY SIMILAR
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TO LSD. TAKE ABOUT A HUNDRED SEEDS FOR
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A STARTER,PICKING THE PEARLY GATES OR
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HEAVENLY BLUE VARIETY (ORDER WHOLESALE
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FROM A LARGE SEED COMPANY), WHICH HAVE
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NOT BEEN SPRAYED WITH NOXIOUS CHEMICALS
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THAT ARE MEANT TO DISCOURAGE THIS
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PRACTICE.
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MASH THE SEEDS AND SOAK THE PULP IN
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WARM WATER FOR UP TO 8 HOURS. STRAIN
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THE LIQUID THROUGH A CLOTH AND GUZZLE
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DOWN THE WATER. ASIDE FROM ALMOST
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CERTAIN NAUSEA, THIS WILL BE THE
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EQUIVALENT TO A LOW DOSE OF ACID. TRIP!
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TIME TO WATCH TRAILS COME'N OFF OF THE
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VIDEO GAMES YOU ARE PLAYING.
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C) HELIOTROPE
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MAKE A TEA BY BOILING A SMALL HANDFUL
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OF ROOTS AND RHYSOMES FOR A FEW MINUTES
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OR BOIL AWAY THE WATER, SCOOP UP THE
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RESIDUE, STUFF IT INTO A GELATIN
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[more]
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CAPSULE AND SWALLOW IT.
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YOU WILL HAVE TAKEN A POWERFUL
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"ORGANIC" TRANQUILIZER CALLED VALERIC
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ACID. JELL OUT DUDE...
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D) LETTUCE
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THE WILD LETTUCE IS FULL OF A
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CHEMICAL SIMILAR TO OPIUM AND WHICH WAS
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ONCE USED MEDICALLY AS AN OPIATE SUB-
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STIUTE. STORE-BOUGHT LETTUCE CONTAINS
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THIS CHEMICAL IN THE ROOTS AND BITTER
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HEART. TAKE THE WHOLE WILD LETTUCE
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OR THE ROOTS AND HEART OF YOUR GROCER'S
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BEST AND RUN IT THROUGH AN ELECTRIC
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VEGITABLE JUICER. KEEP FEEDING IN THE
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LETTUCE UNTIL YOU HAVE ABOUT A PINT
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OF LIQUID, THEN POUR IT IN A GLASS BOWL
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AND LET IT EVAPORATE UNDER A HEAT LAMP
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OR THE SUN. SCRAPE UP THE RESIDUE AND
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PUT A PINCH IN A PIPE. SMOKE IT WITH-
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OUT LETTING THE FLAME TOUCH THE RESIDUE
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---MUCH THE SAME AS YOU WOULD SMOKE
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OPIUM ITSELF. PRETEND YOU'RE SITTIN
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IN A CHINESE OPIUM DEN AND GET FUCKIN
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HIGH!
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E) HOPS
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BREW ONE OUNCE OF A FEMALE HOPS
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ANT IN A PINT OF BOILING WATER,
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ALLOW TO STAND FOR A FEW HOURS, STRAIN
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AND HAVE A FEW SPOONFULS AT A TIME.
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IT IS A CALMING SEDATIVE.
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F) CATNIP
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ALL US CATS AND KITTENS CAN GET
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HIGH WITH IT TOO. SMOKE IT LIKE POT.
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IT MAY TAKE A LONG TIME, BUT YOU'LL
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FEEL A SLIGHT BUZZ EVENTUALLY. SOME
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SAY IT'S STRONGER WHEN MIXED WITH
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TOBACCO. FUCK WHO KNOWS?!?
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G) BANANA SKINS
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THIS IS A PHUNNY AND EFFECTIVE
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HIPPY HOAX THAT HAD PATRIOTIC GREEN-
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GROWERS PUBLICLY BANNING BANANAS
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FROM THEIR STORES IN THE 60'S. DON'T
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TRY IT UNLESS YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER
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TO DO(SORTA LIKE THE PHILE).
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SCRAPE OFF THE WHITE PULP FROM THE
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INSIDE OF THE SKINS, ADD WATER, AND
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BOIL DOWN TO A GUMMY MUSH. DRY THE MUSH
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IN A LOW OVEN AND RUB IT INTO POWDER.
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TECHNICALLY THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE
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WHICH COULD GET YOU HIGH, AND IF
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YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN IT,THERE YOU GO!
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SMOKE IT IN A PIPE.
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"THEY CALL IT MELLOW YELLOW"
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H) PEANUT PAPERS
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THIS IS GOTTA BE TOTAL BULLSHIT!
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BUT TRY IT ANYWAYS WHILE YOURE WAITING
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FOR THE BANANA PEALS TO DRY. TAKE THE
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PAPERS OFF OF THOSE RAW PEANUTS,YOU
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KNOW THE BROWN ONES THAT GET STUCK IN
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YOUR MOUTH. ROLL UP IN A JOINT AND
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SMOKE!
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I) SEASICKNESS PILLS
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LOOK OUT! YEAH IF YOU PURPOSELY
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O.D.(OVERDOSE) ON THEM YOU WILL BE SENTINTO
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OBLIVION FOR ABOUT 8 OR SO HOURS.
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WATCH THE WALLS MELT AND FALL OVER ALOT
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AND MAYBE BARF. PHUN!
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J) PEYOTE
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WELL IT IS ILLEGAL UNLESS YOU BELONG
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[more]
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TO THE NATIVE AMERICAN CHURCH. YEP THEY
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FRY OUT ALL THE TIME! REMEMBER THE
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DON JUAN TRILOGY BY CARLOS CASTANEDA?
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ACTUALLY YOU COULD GO OUT AND FRY WITH
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THEM FOR FREE,BUT I GUARANTY YOU A WILD
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TRIP!!!
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K) LIQUID PAPER
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THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND IF
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INHALED. I TOTALLY ADVISE YOU NOT TO
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TRY THIS SHIT! AS A MATER OF FACT MOST
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ANYTHING THAT SMELLS OF CHEMICALS WILL
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FUCK YOU UP! GASOLINE,CLEANERS,SPRAY
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PAINT,LUBRICANTS,LIGHTER FLUID,LACQUER,
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KEROSENE,BENZENE,CARBON TETRACHLORIDE,
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AND THE EVER POPULAR MODEL AIRPLANE
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GLUE. AVOID ALL THIS CRAP,ITS REALLY
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DANGEROUS.
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L) PINEAL GLAND
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[more]
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THE EXTRACTED PINEAL GLAND FROM A
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LIVE HUMAN BODY IF CHEWED WILL TOTALLY
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ERADICATE YOUR MIND FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS
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OR SO. OR IF THE EXTRACTED PURE ADREN-
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ACROME IS TAKIN IT IS POSSIBLE TO GET
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HIGH. MAYBE TOO FAR OUT THERE. WHILE
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ITS ILLEGAL TO TAKE A LIVE PINEAL GLAND
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FROM A LIVE PERSON(THATS STEALING!)
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THE GLAND PROBABLY ISNT ILLEGAL TO
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HAVE. WHO CARES?
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WELL THATS IT FOR NOW, EXPERIMENT,
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AND MOST OF ALL HAVE PHUN!
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JUST REMEMBER THIS:
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"A FRIEND WITH WEED IS A FRIEND
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[more]
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INDEED"
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AND REMEMBER THIS:
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"KEED SPILLS,PILL SKEEDS,SKILL
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PEEDS..."
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AND REMEMBER THIS:
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"IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM!"
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LATER DAZE...
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][ACK SABBATH
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(C) '88 THE PARTY ANIMALS
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AND THE PHABULOUS
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PHURRY
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PHREAK
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