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HOWTOMAK.THR - Magic brownies
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7-21-85
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DOCTOR REALITY'S
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MAGIC BROWNIE
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TECHNIQUE
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Presented By Elric of Imrryr
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Lunatic Labs UnLtd HEAD Dept
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BEFORE WE GET INTO THE ACTUAL MAKING OF POT BROWNIES, I FIRST WANT TO
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POINT OUT SOME OF THE ADVANTAGES OF COOKING WITH GRASS. FOR THOSE
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"CHILDREN OF THE EIGHTIES" WHO HAVE
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NEVER TRIED MAGIC BROWNIES, YOU'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO
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HAVE TRIED TO MAKE MAGIC BROWNIES BUT DIDN'T GET OFF ON THE RESULTS, READ ON,
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BECAUSE YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY I MAKE BROWNIES.
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POT BROWNIES HAVE MANY ADVANTAGES OVER SMOKING. FIRST, THEY ARE
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INCONSPICUOUS, AND THEREFORE MUCH SAFER THAN JOINTS OR PIPES. SECOND, YOU CAN
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USE SHIT WEED AND STILL GET GOOD RESULTS. IN FACT, SHIT WEED IS JUST
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ABOUT ALL YOU SHOULD USE, BECAUSE MOST OF THE DOPE THAT YOU EAT PASSES THRU
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UNDIGESTED. IF YOU ARE REALLY INTO MAKING BROWNIES WITH PRIMO DOPE, THEN
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SAVE YOURSELF SOME WORK: TAKE MOST OF THE GRASS AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE SHITTER,
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BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE MOST OF IT WILL BE GOING ANYWAY.
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AND FINALLY, THE LAST MAJOR ADVANTAGE OF BROWNIES IS THAT YOU CAN
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EAT THEM ALMOST ANYWHERE, LIKE ON A BUS, IN CLASS, AT THE BEACH, ETC. YOU CAN
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ALSO FEED THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER KNOW THAT THEY'RE EATING DOPE
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(UNTIL LATER...), BUT IN REAL
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ITY YOU SHOULD NEVER WASTE DOPE BY GETTING SOMEONE STONED BY SURPRIZE. IT
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TENDS TO PISS SOME PEOPLE OFF, AND THESE VERY SAME PEOPLE SEEM TO FIND IT IN
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THEIR CHRISTIAN HEARTS TO HAVE YOU
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BUSTED.
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SO MUCH FOR THAT SHIT, LET'S GET ON WITH THE ACTUAL RECIPE. HERE'S WHAT
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YOU'LL NEED FOR A GOOD BATCH;
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1 OZ. BROWN DOPE (MED. TO LOW QUALITY)
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1 COLLANDER, OR SPAGGETTI STRAINER
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1 PLATE
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1 BLENDER (OPTIONAL BUT REALLY HELPFUL)
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1 BOX OF BROWNIE OR COOKIE MIX
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---AND ALL THE SHIT IT TAKES ON THE SIDE THE OF BOX TO MAKE THE BROWNIES OR
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COOKIES.
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THE FIRST THING TO DO IS TO CLEAN THE GRASS. TAKE THE STRAINER AND PUT IT
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ON TOP OF THE PLATE. THEN DUMP YOUR DOPE INTO THE STRAINER AND START RUBBING
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IT AGAINST THE SIDES AND BOTTOM OF THE STRAINER. THIS SHOULD SHRED THE GRASS
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INTO COURSE FLAKES.
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KEEP GOING TILL ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE STRAINER ARE STEMS AND SEEDS, WITH
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CLEAN DOPE FALLING UNTO THE PLATE. DUMP OUT THE STEMS AND SEEDS FROM THE
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STRAINER, AND CHECK THE DOPE ON THE PLATE. REMOVE ANY SEEDS THAT MADE IT
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THRU.
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TAKE THE NOW CLEAN DOPE AND PUT IT INTO A BLENDER. RUN IT THRU AT MED.
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SPEED SO THAT THE DOPE IS GROUND INTO A FINE POWDER. NOW LOOK AT THE
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INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BROWNIE OR COOKIE MIX BOX. FIND HOW MUCH BUTTER OR OIL
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YOU SHOULD ADD, AND PUT THIS AMOUNT INTO A FRYING PAN ALONG WITH THE NOW
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POWDERED DOPE. TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, ADD A BIT MORE BUTTER OR OIL THAN THE
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MIX CALLS FOR. NOW UNDER A LOW HEAT COOK THE DOPE IN THE BUTTER OR OIL FOR A
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FEW MINUTES. THEN DUMP THIS MIXTURE INTO THE REST OF THE INGREDIENTS FROM
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THE BOX. BAKE ACCORDING TO
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INSTRUCTIONS, AND YOU NOW HAVE THE BEST BATCH OF MAGIC BROWNIES THAT YOU HAVE
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EVER TASTED.
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BROWNIES AREN'T THE ONLY THING THAT YOU CAN COOK WITH DOPE. THE VARIATIONS
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ARE ENDLESS, BUT HERE ARE A FEW TESTED EXAMPLES;
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MAGIC SPAGETTI (USE DOPE INSTEAD OF OREGANO)
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MAGIC BURRITOS (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LOVE A GOOD CASE OF THE SHITS)
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MAGIC "FRIED" CHICKEN
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MAGIC FUDGE BARS
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THE MAIN TRICK TO COOKING WITH DOPE IS TO COOK THE DOPE IN SOME KIND OF
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FAT,WHETHER IT BE BUTTER, OIL, MARGARINE, OR CRISCO, ALL THAT MATTERS
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IS THE THE DOPE IS IN A TYPE OF FAT. THIS IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THC IS A
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FAT-SOULUBLE CHEMICAL, AND HEATING IT IN FAT WILL CAUSE THE DOPE TO BREAK DOWN
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CHEMICALLY, AND THE FAT JUST LICKS IT UP. ONCE INSIDE YOUR BOD, THE THC-
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SATURATED FAT IS DIGESTED FASTER THAN THE DOPE FLAKES. THIS WAY, YOUR GUTS
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HAVE A CHANCE TO GET MORE THC BEFORE IT GETS PASSED ON TO THE INSTESTINES AND
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OUT INTO YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS.
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REMEMBER THE SIXTIES, AND
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BON APPETIT' !!!
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**********DOCTOR REALITY**********
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EE
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