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--++< GETTING HIGH OFF GATORADE >++--
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Written By:
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Satans Son
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File #1 1/24/89
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Ok, you may think this is a rather stupid thing or you probably don't
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belive that ist's possible, but hey I did it, so Fuck You non believers.
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To start, start to excersise or get your heart beat going at a nice little
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rate. So that your blood gets crusing in your veins. You dont need to break
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a sweat or anything, just get the blood moving a little bit. Second go out
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and buy some of the 1 quart size, powdered gatorade packets. And get a
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container equal to one quart. Now, Put 2 1/2 - 3 bags in it, Or ya can put
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4 in for a massive trip, but ya may be totaly bummed out after the trip!
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Is your heart still going quick? So, if it is, drink as much as posible, and
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go back to excersising. In just a little while you'll start to get a little
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hyper. Go and drink some more now, After another short amount of time you'll
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be in space almost and you'll start to do crazy things that you wouldn't
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normally do. I strongly suggest that you don't do this when your in a bad
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mood or depressed, you'll just end up feeling worse. What is really going
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on is... You now have a huge SUGAR count in your system. I wouldn't suggest
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doing this if your over 30 years old, or aren't an active teen ager. The
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best time to do it is when your in a very good mood, try it at a party
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when your really horny, you'll be supprised at the things you have done.
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Well, Thats about it for now.
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-+ Satans Son +-
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