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Clete & Don's Excellent Adventure Part 2
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Fry Fest I
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Okay, This story is about a little party we had called a Fry Fest.
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What usually happens at a fry fest is that we get a bunch of people together
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and drop acid. Now, dorpping acid by yourself, or with someone else is
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usually quite a hoot in its self, but when you get a sizable number of
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people together all frying really hard, its such a fucking scream, you wouldnt
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believe it.
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This particular time, we were at Pauls house, his toads were gone for the
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week, so we saw this as an oportune time for this. There were 5 of us there
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we were going to have a sixth person, but it turned out to be his birthday
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so he couldnt come, poor guy. Me, Clete, Joe and Lee all dropped 2 hits
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spaced an hour apart, and Paul only took one hit. Now the guy we got it
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from said to be careful with this stuff, cuz it was really powerful, and damn
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was he right.
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Shortly after we dropped the second hit, we got the total speed trip
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and decided to go on a walk. Up some big hill, not a bright idea, so we did
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that for a while till someone finally figured out just how stupid of an idea
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it was, and we went back to Pauls.
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When we got to Pauls we were just starting to peak, I was off walking through
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the ivy in his front yard while everyone called me idiot, personally, i thought
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it was pretty trippy. At any rate we managed to make it to the top of the hill
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behind Pauls house, cause it wasent that big. There are eucalyptus trees up
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there and they had dropped all those funky looking berries. I think it was
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Joe who was the first to throw one, and i beleive he threw it at me. As soon
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as he did this, everyone caught a massive trail off his arm, which thus led
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into 2 hours of everyone thorwing thse things at each other and alternatly
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watching the clouds, the dialogue at this point was rather amusing.
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"Whoooooaaa, NICE trail."
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"Fuuuuuck"
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"Hey! Cloud time!"
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(Everyone lays down on there back)
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"Whooooa, fuuuuuck"
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"Sun HOT! OW!"
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This went on for quite a while. Eventually I went into the house to get a coke
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and never made it back outside. I ended up sitting against the door in the
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kitchen that led outside wondering waht happend to my 3-D perspective. I
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evidentally left it on the hill, bummer. I watched the cupboard doors swim and
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contort in small circles, while all the items in the cupboards danced. The
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cupboard doors had glass in the middle so this wasent a problem. The floor also
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reminded me of the ocean with big rolling waves.
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After some amount of time, Clete and Paul came into the house looking for me
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and got lost in their own hallucinations. Clete was sitting on the couch
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looking at the wood ceiling and saying something about faces. Paul was lying
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down in the middle of hall doing nothing, I think he logged on POPnet a couple
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of times too, but im not sure. As for Lee and Joe, they were still on the hill
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watching the tree and climbing into their heads. They eventually made it back
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to the house, and i played them a song a composed on the Adlib. Well, this was
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quite trippy and blew everyone away.
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After that i dont remeber a whole lot, the next hour or so was quite fuzzy
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I do remeber opening the fridge and watching the back of it fall away, and it
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didn't stop doing that all day.
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At one point Clete walked into Pauls room and saw Joe sitting at the computer
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with something similar to this on the screen...
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POPnet\Chat
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P,C,B,Y,A
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Broadcast
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Triptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptriptrip
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DU#@(UF+#$F9jef12y39eu)#@(ud02i#)DF@*$#Y09U@$#F
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29Y$#F@)$#(HF)@8h0iU@)~#(E*&_#ER)@(&#)RF(U@#R
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NO CARRIER
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Clete exclaims
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"Oh No, Joe dropped carrier"
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Which was pretty much the gist of it, then joe limped of to the bathroom and
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we didnt see him for another half an hour, meanwhile, Lee tears out the door.
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Why we dont know, but we found her walkin in circles in the fornt yard, she
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had yanked her sweatshirt off and tossed it on the ground, and she was being
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pretty incoherent, so Paul and I decided to calm her down, which lead to a
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very funny converstaion about green things and how they are good, we managed
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to somehow relate everything to green.
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"Look, that lady over at the next house, shes watering the ivy"
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"So?"
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"Well, shes keeping it green, and thats good, so she must be good
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therefore se must be green"
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"yeah"
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"Green is good"
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Lee also claimed that the cement walkway tried to eat Pauls dog, kinda wish
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I could have seen that. As to what happend to Joe, i dont know, he just kinda
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spun of in a weird trip in the bathroom and forgot to leave.
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After we all clamed down we decided we could use a walk and some fresh air.
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We left Pauls and started walking towards Acalanes since it was really close
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by. We walked through the nearly deserted halls, tripping off the echos. We
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walked around to the back of the school and Joe and Lee decided they had a lot
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of speed in their system they needed to work off, so they ran around the back
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field, they got about halfway across the field and decided they had had enough
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running now, and wanted to go back, but were to tired. Oddness.
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We also managed to find one of those stupid filmstrips you used to love in the
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5th grade, but this one was on child abuse, since all we had were the pictures
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and tape to go with it, and a good amount of LSD in our systems still, we made
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some intresting observations as to what the film was about, we came up with
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something like, you spank your kids and they send you and the children to the
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SPCA, but this didnt make any sense to we threw it away.
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On the way down to Acalanes we passed this cal-trans orange truck that had
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some oxidation, I observed that it left a bad taste in my mouth. (those colors
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just do that) Joe acused me of tasting cars.
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Well, after about an hour we decided we had had enough of Acalanes and went
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back to Pauls to listen to some nifty music and mellow out.
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Us walking along the street must have been intresting, 5 kids, all with shades
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on, at dusk, walking fast, and laughing. ah well.
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So we get to Pauls and watch Dazzle again, but it wasent quite as fun as it
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was while we were peaking, wed watch the thing, and the patterns would extend
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beyond the screen, but this didnt happen the second time, so Joe and Clete
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started playing racing games, while Lee, Paul and I went to Pauls room and
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listend to music. We listend to Animals, by Pink Floyd, and hallucinated to
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in the dark, while were coming down, damn good album. After we got done
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listening to it, we put it away as naturlay we would, but in the back ground
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we heard some dogs barking, well, Lee and I figured they had escaped of the CD
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so we had to put the CD back in the player and get those dogs back in the music.
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Luckily it only took us 5 mintues to figure out what was really going on.
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Damn neighbors and their dogs. So the we put in the wall, smoked some shake and
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felt nifty, when we got done with that, we decided to leave, since Pauls
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sister might come home soon, and we didnt want her to find 5 people frying there
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I dont think she would have understood. So we all piled in cars and headed to
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Lees aprtment, Paul did leave a not for his sister though, went something like
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this...
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We went to Lees
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Have too many cars
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See ya tomarrow
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Paul
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I wonder what his siter thought of that. On the way to lees we stopped by
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Safeway and picked up tons of food, a 12-pack of coke, a chocolate cream pie
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a fat box of milkduds (which just about killed us, those things are a bitch
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to chew) and a bunch of chips and things. We ate it all in about 20 minutes,
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kinda frightening. Watching really great cartoons and laughing, that was about
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the end of that trip.
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The whole time, we bitched and moaned about not having pot, and not being
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able to get any, we also had the problem of wondering where the sixth person
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was, which, of course, was right behind you.
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All in all it was a succesful Fry Fest. Fry Fest II didnt go over so well as
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I heard, i had something else to do and couldnt make it, but Fry Fest III is
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soon, and that should be the most fun, Ill write about that as soon as it
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happens.
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Untill next time, Fry with impunity, and dont do it without pot.
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Next time:
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Redondo Beach
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(C)1991 Clete'N'Don Productions
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