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Smuggling and Dope. By John Shaver
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From TAP # 80 12-82
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This is the first of many articles that I plan to write for TAP about a subject
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that is very dear to my heart.... DOPE. I have been reading TAP for a while
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and absolutely LOVE Dr. Atomic's Underground Drug News. Like most "dopies", I
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read all of the mags devoted to the world of drugs and drug related objects.
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Not to undermine Dr. Atomic, but my articles will consist mainly of how-to
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information about drug related objects and drug smuggling. Correct me if I am
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wrong, but Dr. Atomic writes mainly about the how-to aspect of the chemistry-
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drug field.
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In my first article, I would like to tell you about an incident which hap-
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pended to me while I was overseas in Europe. Anyone who wants to get his hands
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on some cheap hash or coke should consider making a trip to Europe. Many cheap
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charter flights fly out of New York and a major haul could more than pay for
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the trip.
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In Berlin, I purchased ten grams of has on the street for 8 German marks per
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gram. For those who are not up to date on the exchange rate of US dollars to
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Marks, the price is translated into $3.85 per gram! But how good is the hash
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you ask? Well, a friend and I smoked a rolled up cigarette laced with a small
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amount of hash while on the return flight to New York and in a matter of
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five minutes, we were knocked out. When the plane began to fly upside down,
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we knew we were stoned off our asses. Incidentally, one should smoke hash in
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the lavatory of the jet, not in one's seat!
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And now for the real shocking truth...Coke sells in Berlin for the amazingly
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low price of $50 per gram. This coke is as good as any here in the USA and is
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the best I have found for free-basing. Other good deals include Heroin and an
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occasional hit of LSD. All of these harder drugs are extremely cheap and
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surprisingly cheap.
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How can I smuggle the hash, etc. into the US of A? Here are a few sugges-
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tions I know to work very well. First, when going through customs in the US,
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wear a business suit and a tie. The customs officials will be less likely to
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ask you to open your suit case if you look presentable. Another suggestion is
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never to make jokes and laugh while standing in line at customs. Those SOB's
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have been know to strip 80 year old women who joke around in line..... just
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makes yourself as status-quo as possible.
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What if custom officials do decide to examine your luggage? One way which I
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smuggled in some great shash was by cutting a bar of soap in half, hollowing it
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out, and packing the dope inside. Then put the bar back together and use
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water to seal it. Even the best dog couldn't smell through that type of pack-
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ing. For larger "shipments", conceal it in any type of regular container and
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put it in a plastic garbage bag. Then put all of your dirty clothes on top of
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it and top that owith your dirty underwear. No self respecting customs agent
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will root through a bunch of smelly clothes to the bottem. If you want to hide
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toe drugs on your person, the best place is your crotch. Be sure he isn't
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queer if he decides to frisk you.
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Fine, I know the city and the means of getting the drugs back, but how the
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hell do I find the street where the drugs are located? Berlin is a large city
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and one needs a map to find the arreas I am talking about. If you write to
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me care of TAP I will be more than happy to send you a map with the areas
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marked, and even send you info on where the cheapest airlines are located.
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Roundtrip to Berlin from New York can be as cheap as $450!
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General Dbase #7: (?=Menu, 1-20) ->:
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WHICH 1-110 (?=MENU,<CR>):
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(>View: THE BEST O F TAP PART VII
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(CTRL-S STOP/START SPACEBAR TO EXIT)
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New Economic Policy. By the Stainless Steal Rat.
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TAP # 80 12-82
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Tired of all that bullshit the government has been giving about how to reduce
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inflation? Well here is the real way to cut your bills:
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I Super-Markets
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The next time you visit your local rippoff center that claims to have the
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lowest prices in town, you can make sure that they keep that promise.
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When you catch an employee loafing on the job borrow (permanently) his or her
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little price tag gun. After several minutes of examination and trial you can
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stamp your own prices just like the pro. Need I go further? Of couse. Just
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for good relations take all those funny little rolls of stickers that are used
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to show when there is a special and all the blank rolls for the tag gun. Beware
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Make sure that the product you stamp with your gun is the same as the tag is.
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Some tags are pre labled: Grocery, candy, milk, etc. Make sure the tag matches
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the item. Never remark items that are common. Many times the cashiers know
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the price. Also, with your "special" strikers be careful. Many times they are
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distributed by the manufacturer of the product. If you are in a hurry just
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take the price tag off the cheapest bargin brand and put it on the best quality
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brand. This can be tricky if not impossible becausee some places have price
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tags that are pre-cut, so they fall apart if you try that.
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II Counter Espionage and other Tricks for all of you that shoplift (or are
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about to begin) here are some tips:
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-Stay away from large Malls and Shopping centers, it's like narc city. The
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Narcs like it there because they can bust little kids for shoplifting candy.
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-Keep your eyes open for mirrors, two way mirrors, cameras and nosey clerks.
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-If you are with a partner keep your mouth shut. They have hidden mics in
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those tall columns that seem to hold up the roof.
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-Avoid all large silvered objects. In on place I know, they put small
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cameras in large christmas balls (Merry Christmas Huh?)
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-Look for people that you always see in the same store and for people who
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walk around like zombies and pay more attention to the people in the store than
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the products.
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-Avoid all people with 2-way radios. They are most definitly no hams with
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their 2 meter.
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If you decide to shoplift (naughty you), remember all you have to do is
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remove the item from its package and take off all store marking and tags and
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they cannot prove the item is not yours. Use display models if possible, be-
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cause you can fiddle with them without suspicion. If you think the risk of
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getting caught is too great or you cannot get it because of its size (I know a
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guy who shoplifted a 20" crock pot) you can still get it at a greatly reduced
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price. Many places use felt tip markers or pens to show reductions. When a
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store has a clearance sale just come on in and make your own reductions (not
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too outrageous please). Sometime the cashier will be suspicious and go and
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check your items price against one on the shelf. The only way to beat this is
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to mark all the items down. This way you can also buy several and you do a
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public service for the regular customers. My last trick is to use a high
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quality eraser and erase the first digit of the price. I have done this one
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several times with chips and other expensive parts. Some of those clerks ar as
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blind as riveted bulkheads. The real price was stamped on the package right
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next to the erased price tag. I still saved 10 American (worthless dollars)
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Happy Budget Cutting. The Stainless Steal Rat.
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