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6.7 KiB
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220 lines
6.7 KiB
Standard ML
THE GREEK INN 312-774-2035
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UPLOADED BY DAVE LETTERMAN
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//T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN//
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/ BEER DRINKING GAMES /
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/ BY: THE PENGUIN /
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/ FOR /
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/ THE SOUTH POLE.......[312] 677-7140 /
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/ APPLE MANOR..........[716] 654-POOF /
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/ THE OUTPOST..........[312] 441-6957 /
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/ THE GREEK INN........[312] 774-2035 / / /
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//T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN//
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BEER: THE PREFERRED DRINK OF MOST
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TEENAGERS. MOST PEOPLE FIND IT BORING
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WHEN ALL THEY HAVE TO DO AT A PARTY IS
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SIT AROUND AND JUST DRINK. TO PASS THE
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TIME, HAVE A FEW GOOD LAUGHS, AND MAKE
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THE STUFF GO DOWN EASIER, PEOPLE
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INVENTED GAMES TO PLAY WITH DRINKING
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BEER.
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QUARTERS
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THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST OFTEN AND
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POPULAR GAME AROUND. IT IS RATHER
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SIMPLE. GET A CASE OR SO (DEPENDING ON
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HOW LONG YOU WANT TO PLAY AND HOW DRUNK
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MUCH BEER YOU NEED) AND A SMALL TO
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MEDIUM SIZED GLASS NO MORE THAN 3-5
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INCHES HIGH, AND A QUARTER (ANY YEAR).
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THE BEST WAY TO PLAY IS WITH 5-7 PEOPLE
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AND NOT ALL GUYS!
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FILL THE GLASS AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
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WITH BEER AND YOU'RE OFF! THE OBJECT OF
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THE GAME IS TO GET THE QUARTER INTO THE
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GLASS (THIS IS HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS).
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TO GET THE QUARTER INTO THE GLASS YOU
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BOUNCE IT OFF THE TABLE. THE BEST WAY
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IS TO PUT THE GLASS ABOUT 6 INCHES AWAY
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FROM WHERE THE QUARTER WILL BOUNCE.
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AFTER YOU GET THE QUARTER INTO THE
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GLASS, GIVE THE GLASS TO SOMEONE TO
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GUZZLE (ONLY COOL PEOPLE DRINK THE
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QUARTER WITH THE BEER AND SPIT OUT THE
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QUARTER!). IF A PERSON GETS THE QUARTER
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IN ON A MULTIPLE OF 3 (IE: 3,6,9...) HE
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MUST DRINK.
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WE PLAY WITH A FEW VARIATIONS THAT
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YOU MAY ENJOY. ONE TRICK THAT IS ALWAYS
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A KILLER IS AFTER THE PERSON GETS THE
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QUARTER INTO THE GLASS, HE MUST POINT
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WITH HIS ELBOW TO THE PERSON HE WISHES
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TO DRINK. IF HE FAILS TO DO SO THEN HE
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MUST DRINK.
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ANOTHER VARIATION IS WHAT WE CALL
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"CHANCE IT". WHEN A PERSON "CHANCES IT"
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IT IS WHEN HE MISSES HIS SHOT AND
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WISHES TO TRY AGAIN. THE GLASS IS THEN
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FILLED UP A LITTLE MORE WITH BEER AND
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THE PERSON GETS ANOTHER CHANCE. IF HE
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MISSES AGAIN, HE MUST DRINK.
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MY PERSONAL VIEW ON THIS ONE IS
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UNLESS YOU PLAY WITH SOME PEOPLE THAT
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ARE REALLY HILARIOUS, THE GAME BECOMES
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RATHER BORING. ONE OTHER THING I FORGOT
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TO MENTION WAS (THIS IS CRUEL) IS
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TO GANG UP ON ONE PERSON, SO WHEN YOU
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START GETTING THE QUARTERS IN, THAT
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PERSON DRINKS ALL OF THEM...HAVE FUN!
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THUMPER
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*******
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THUMPER IS MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE
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DRINKING GAME. THUMPER IS RATHER
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SIMPLE, EACH PERSON HAS A SIGN (IE:
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MIDDLE FINGER, PEACE SIGN, ETC) AND ONE
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PERSON STARTS BY SHOWING HIS SIGN AND
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THEN DOING SOMEONE ELSES SIGN. FOR
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EXAMPLE, LET'S SAY MY SIGN IS HOLDING
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UP MY MIDDLE INDEX FINGER (IE: THE
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"FUCK-YOU" FINGER) AND ANOTHER GUY'S
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SIGN IS THE PEACE SIGN. I SHOW MY SIGN
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AND THEN THE PEACE SIGN. THE GUY WITH
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THE PEACE SIGN GIVES HIS SIGN THEN
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SOMEONE ELSES.
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IF A PERSON FUCKS UP, HE MUST DRINK
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THE AMOUNT OF BEER THAT WAS POURED INTO
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THE GLASS. A PERSON FUCKS UP IF HE
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GIVES A WRONG SIGN, TAKES TOO LONG TO
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SHOW SOMEONE ELSE'S SIGN, MESSES UP
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SOMEONE'S SIGN, OR JUST DIDN'T PAY
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ATTENTION WHEN SOMEONE DID HIS SIGN.
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AFTER HALF AN HOUR OR MORE THE GAME
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REALLY STARTS TO GET FUN. PEOPLE ARE
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GETTING KINDA BUZZED AND START FUCKING
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UP MORE AND MORE. THE BEST WAY TO PLAY
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THIS IS WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS
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POSSIBLE. EACH PERSON SHOULD HAVE A
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UNIQUE AND HARD TO REPRODUCE SIGN.
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PERSONALLY I THINK THIS IS ONE OF
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THE BEST GAMES AROUND. IF YOU GET THE
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RIGHT PEOPLE YOU CAN HAVE ONE HELLUVA
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FINGERS LIKE THE LETTER V (PEACE SIGN)
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AND STICKING YOUR TONGUE BETWEEN THE
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TWO FINGERS. ENJOY!
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HI BOB!
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*******
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THIS GAME IS RATHER INTERESTING.
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DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE OLD BOB
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NEWHART SHOW? IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD
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SHOW. IN EVERY SHOW SOMEONE ALWAYS
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SAYS "HI BOB" TO BOB. IT HAPPENS QUITE
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OFTEN WITHIN THE SHOW.
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GET A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND SIT AROUND
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AND PUT ON THE BOB NEWHART SHOW. EVERY
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TIME SOMEONE SAYS "HI BOB!", EVERYBODY
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DRINKS.
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YOU CAN DO THIS WITH OTHER TV SHOWS,
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LIKE ALL IN THE FAMILY (THE OLD
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VERSIONS). EVERY TIME ARCHIE SAYS "HEY
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MEATHEAD" (OR JUST MEATHEAD) EVERYBODY
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DRINKS.
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ALL IN ALL, NOT A BAD GAME...ENJOY!
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FLOWER
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******
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THIS IS ONE OF THE NEWER GAMES THAT
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I HAVE LEARNED. IT HAS TURNED OUT TO BE
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ONE OF THE BETTER ONES ALSO..TO PLAY
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THE GAME YOU WILL NEED ABOUT 6-8
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PEOPLE, A GLASS FOR EACH ONE (THE SAME
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TYPE OF GLASS FOR EACH ONE WOULD BE THE
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BEST), AND A SHITLOAD OF BEER. THE
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GLASSES SHOULD BE ABOUT 3-5 INCHES HIGH
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TABLE THAT WILL ALLOW A QUARTER TO
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BOUNCE. OH YEAH, YOU NEED A QUARTER
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TOO.
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ARRANGE THE GLASSES IN A CIRCULAR
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PATTERN ON THE TABLE. AFTER THAT IS
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DONE, TAKE ANOTHER GLASS AND PUT IT IN
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THE CENTER OF THE OTHER GLASSES SO IT
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LOOKS LIKE THIS:
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(O - GLASS)
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O
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O O
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O O O
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O O
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O
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(DUE TO THE REASON THAT I CANNOT MAKE A
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PERFECT CIRCLE, THE FIGURE IS NOT DRAWN
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THAT WAY, BUT IN THE GAME MAKE SURE TO
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ARRANGE THE GLASSES IN MORE OF A
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CIRCLE.). WHEN YOU FINISH ARRANGING THE
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GLASSES, FILL EACH ONE HALF-WAY (OR
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MORE OR LESS IF YOU WISH) WITH BEER.
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FILL THE CENTER GLASS TO ALMOST FULL.
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NEXT, EACH PERSON SITS IN FRONT OF
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HIS GLASS. THE GAME BEGINS BY SOMEONE
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BOUNCING THE QUARTER INTO ONE OF THE
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GLASSES. IF HE MISSES, THE NEXT GUY
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GETS A CHANCE AND SO ON UNTIL YOU
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DECIDE TO QUIT. IF A PERSON GETS THE
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QUARTER IN HIS GLASS (THE ONE HE SHOULD
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BE SITTING IN FRONT OF) HE GIVES HIS
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GLASS OF BEER TO ANYONE PLAYING TO
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DRINK. IF THE QUARTER GOES IN ANY OF
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THE OTHER GLASSES, THE PERSON TO WHOM
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THAT GLASS BELONGS (IE: THE PERSON
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SITTING IN FRONT OF THAT SPECIFIC
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THE REAL EXCITING PART OF THE GAME
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OCCURS WHEN SOMEONE BOUNCES THE QUARTER
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INTO THE CENTER GLASS. WHEN THIS
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HAPPENS EVERYONE GRABS THEIR GLASS AS
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QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AND GUZZLES!!! THE
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LAST PERSON TO PUT HIS GLASS DOWN ON
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THE TABLE (SIGNIFYING (SP?) THAT HE HAS
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FINISHED DRINKING) DRINKS THE BEER IN
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THE CENTER GLASS.
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OVERALL, THIS GAME GETS PRETTY
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EXCITING, ESPECIALLY IF THE QUARTER
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GETS IN THE CENTER GLASS A LOT!! ENJOY!
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THIS HAS BEEN A T-MEN PRODUCTION
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PLEASE LEAVE ALL CREDITS INTACT
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