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{ George Carlin: nonconformist, liberal, open-minded, and by far }
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funnier than any other comedian-come-lately. His latest effort
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{ has been transcribed for your carnal [dis]pleasure. Enjoy! }
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{ the }
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-=*/> Buzzz Bros. <\*=-
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present
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AN INCOMPLETE LIST OF IMPOLITE WORDS:
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2,443 FILTHY WORDS AND PHRASES
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Part II
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Compiled By George Carlin
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Text Entry by Havoc
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Lecher
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alley cat amoroso
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animal basher
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bed-presser belly bumper
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bird's nester bluebeard
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bum fiddler casanova
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chimney sweep chippy chaser
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cock hound cocksman
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cocksmith don juan
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eager beaver feather-bed soldier
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fleece hunter flesh fly
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flesh monger flower fancier
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fox hunter fuckster
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gamestock gash hound
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goat grouser
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gully raker hair monger
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headhunter horseman
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king of clubs ladies' tailor
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lech libertine
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lothario lover
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make-out artist meat hound
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moll hunter mr. horner
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muttoner parish bull
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pelter pinch-bottom
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prigger quail hunter
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ranger rider
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rooster rounder
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rutter sexpert
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sexual athleat sharpshooter
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skin dog smell smock
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son of venus sportsman
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stallion stoat
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stud swinger
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swordsman tad
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tit kisser tomcat
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town bull town rake
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tug-mutton tummy tickler
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whisker splitter whore hopper
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whore hound womanizer
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woodman
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Easy Woman
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adultera alley cat
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bangster bed bunny
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belly-lass biffer bimbo
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bunny calico queen
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charity's stuff chippy
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coming wench cum freak
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dead easy easy lay
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easy make easy meat
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floozy free-for-all
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free ride gay in the groin
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gobble-prick goober grabber
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grassback grind
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hairy bit high flyer
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hobby horse horns-to-sell
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hoy lay hot stuff
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hot number hot tamale
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hussy jazz baby
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letching piece light skirts
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loose woman miss horner
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nestlecock nympho
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open-ass pick-up
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piece of stray playgirl
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pleaser push-over
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puta roundheel
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scupper sexpot
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shagstress short-heeled wench
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slot-jab soft-jaw
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strollop tickle-tail
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town punch tramp
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wag-tail walk-up fuck
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wanton warm bit
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willing-tit yes-girl
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Prostitute
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ass peddler bachelor's wife
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bangster barrack hack
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bimmy bird
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biscuit blouser
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bob tail boong moll
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broad bunny
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burlap sister business girl
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butt-peddler call girl
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cannon woman canvasback
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chippy cock-eyed jenny
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coffee grinder come-catcher
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common sewer company girl
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crack salesman cruiser
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door keeper dress for sale
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early door erring sister
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fallen woman fast-fanny
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fast woman ferry
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flag-about flash-tail
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flatback flax-wench
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flesh pot floosie
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foreskin hunter frail sister
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garbage can girl at ease
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guinea hen harlot
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harpie hatrack
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hay-bag hooker
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hose-bag hunt-about
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hustler joy girl
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lady of the evening lease piece
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livestock loose fish
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lowheel mattress
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merry-legs moonlighter
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moth need-woman
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night jobber nockstress
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notch-broad nymph of darkness
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old rip overnight bag
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painted woman pavement princess
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piece piece of trade
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pinch-prick pintle-twister
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poker climber pro
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prossy punchable fun
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put quial
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quiff raspberry tart
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reciever general red-light sister
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sailor's bait saleslady
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scarlet sister she sails
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sister sister of mercy
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sloop of war slut
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speedy sister sporting girl
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stem siren streetwalker
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strumpet tail
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tart thrill dame
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toffer tricking broad
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tumble vent rider
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vice sister whore
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window tapper woman about town
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working girl zook
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Pimp
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apron squire ass peddler
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brother of the gusset button broker
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crack salesman fishmonger
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flesh peddler gorilla
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honey man hustler
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iceberg slim mack man
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missionary panderer
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petticoat merchant ponce
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procurer prosser
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runner skirt man
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stable boss toute
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whiskin
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Brothel
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academy bagnio
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bag-shanty bandbox
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bat house beauty parlor
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beaver base bed house
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bird cage bordello
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button-hole factory cab joint
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cake shop call house
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can house cat flat
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cat house chippy house
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coupling house disorderly house
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doss house fish market
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flash crib flesh market
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fuckery garden house
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girlery goathouse
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goosing slum heifer barn
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house of all nations house of ill fame
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kip shop knocking shop
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ladies' college leaping house
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moll shop notchery
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notch joint nunnery
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pushing school red-light house
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rib-joint riding academy
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sporting house temple of venus
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touch-crib vaulting house
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warm shop whorehouse
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whoreshop
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Masturbate (male)
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backstroke roulette bash the candle
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beat off beat the bishop
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beat the dummy beat the meat
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beat the stick bleed the weed
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blow your load bludgeon the beefsteak
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bop the baloney box the jesuit
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buff the banana burp the worm
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butter the corn choke the chicken
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choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come
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clean your rifle crank your shank
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crown the king cuff the carrot
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diddle drain the monster
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fist fuck fist your mister
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five against one flog the dog
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flog the hog flog your dong
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flute solo fondle the fig
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gallop the antelope give it a tug
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grease the pipe hack the hog
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hand job hand work
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have it off hitchhike under the bigtop
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hump your hose jackhammer
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jack off jazz yourself
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jerk off jerk the gherkin
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lope the mule make the bald man puke
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manipulate the mango manual override
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milk the lizard mount the corporal and four
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nerk your throbber oil the glove
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onan's olympics one-man show
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pack your palm paddle the pickle
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paint the pickle paint the ceiling
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please your pisser plunk your twanger
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pocket pinball pocket pool
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polish the rocket polish the sword
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pound off pound your flounder
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pound your pud pull off
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pull the pole pull the pope
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pull the pudding pull your prick
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pull your taffy pump the python
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ram the ham ride the great white knuckler
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rope the pony rub off
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shag shine your pole
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shootin' putty at the moon slakin' the bacon
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slammin' the salmon slam the hammer
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slam the spam slappin' pappy
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slapping the clown sling the jelly
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snap the monkey snap the rubber
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snap the whip soldier's joy
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spank the frank spank the salami
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squeeze the lemon stroking it
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stroke off stroke the dog
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stroke your poker take yourself in hand
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tease the weenie tenderize the meat
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the five-knuckle shuffle thump the pump
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tickle your pickle toss off
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tweak your twinkie varnish your flagpole
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visiting rosie palm and her five daughters
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walk the dog wank
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wax the carrot wax the dolphin
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whack off whip off
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whip the dummy whip the wire
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whip your dripper whizzin' jizzum
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wonk your conker work off
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wrestle your eel wring out your rope
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yang your wang yank off
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yank the crank yank the plank
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yank your yam yank your strap
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Masturbate (female)
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beat the beaver clap your clit
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cookin' cucumbers finger
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finger fuck finger job
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gettin' it wet greasin' the gash
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hand trip hide the hot dog
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hit the slit hose your hole
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juice the sluice let the beaver swim
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makin' some soup pet the poodle
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she-bop slam the clam
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tickle the taco two-finger tango
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alice ass bandit
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angel ass king
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auntie blow boy
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bun duster buttercup
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bandit belle
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bent betty
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boy broken-wrist
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brown-hatter cocksucker
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cake eater cream puff
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cock queen capon
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cannibal chicken
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chicken-hawk closet queen
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cowboy dicksucker
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dick smoker daffodil
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ducky dandy
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daisy dicky licker
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ethel fag
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faggot fruit
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fairy flirt
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flaming faggot gay
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gayboy girlie
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goat blower gobbler
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gonsel green and yellow fellow
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gentlemiss gussie
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homo he-she
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himmer hen-hussy
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joy-boy joey
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lad-lass lisper
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lavender boy light-foot
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lily limp-wrist
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lick-spigot malkin
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mary ann molly mop
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miss nancy meat hound
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midnight cowboy mince
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minty mother
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mattress muncher nance
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nancy boy nelly
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nephew one of those
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pink pants pansy
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poof panty waist
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powder puff pretty boy
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pussy punk
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pillow-biter piccolo player
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quiff queer
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queen quince
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rear admiral rear gunner
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raving queen rimadonna
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receiver sissy
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screaming fairy sis
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soapy sister
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spurge sissy-britches
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skin diver skippy
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suckster sweetie
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swish third-sexer
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three-dollar bill three-legged beaver
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twinkie twank
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twixter turd burgler
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uranist undercover man
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whoops boy willie boy
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wonk
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amy-john boon dagger
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bull bull dyke
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bull dagger butch
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beaver eater carpet muncher
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dyke diesel dyke
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fairy lady fem
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femme fluff
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fluzz dyke gal boy
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gay jasper
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lady-lover les
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lesbyterian lezzie
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lezbo lezzo
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lover under the lap margie
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mintle ruffle
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rug eater split tail lover
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sappho sister
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sergeant tribadist
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tootsie top sergeant
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wolf
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bird-taker brown hatter
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brownie brownie king
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bugger bum fucker
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burglar corn-holer
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eye doctor gentleman of the back room
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gut butcher gut fucker
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gut scraper gut stuffer
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inspector of manholes jesuit
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jockey reamer
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ring-snatcher sheep-herder
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shit stirer stern chaser
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stuffer turd burglar
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turk uncle
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usher wolf
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Anal Intercourse
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ass-fuck backdoor
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bake potatoes bend some ham
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baloney colonic basco boulevard
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brown brown hole
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bugger bum fuck
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butt-bang butt-fuck
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chocolate speedway cornhole
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dig a ditch dip in the fudgepot
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do a brown dot the "I"
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fish for brown trout fluff the duff
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get some mud for the duck goin' down the dirt road
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greeking hershey highway
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hit someone in the seat keister stab
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kneeling at the altar making poundcake
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mustard road over the bridge to plimpton
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packing fudge paint the bucket
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pop it in the toaster powder someone's cheeks
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pushin' shit uphill ram job
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ream rectify
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ride the deck saddle up
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shit-fuck split some buns
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stir fudge third way
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thread somebody tom-fuck
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ass blow bite the brown
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blow some ass clean up the kitchen
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eat jam eat poundcake
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lickety-split play the piano
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rim job rimming
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shove the tongue smear the tuna
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snarf suck asshole
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sugar bowl pie take a trip to the moon
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tell a french joke tongue-fuck
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toss a salad whitewash the back 40
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B.J. blow
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blow job blow the whistle
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bone-lipper chew it
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cop a doodle cop a stem
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drop on it eat dick
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fluting french job
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french way get a facial
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give face give head
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give pearls gobble
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gobble the goop go down
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go down for a whomp go down on
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gum a root gunch
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head job hum a tune
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hum job hummer
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inhale the oyster knob job
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lay some lip mouth fuck
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munch open wide for chunky
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pipe job piston job
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play a tune polish the chrome
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polish the knob serve head
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slob the knob smoke a dick
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smoke the white owl suck a bondini
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suck dick suck off
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suck the sugar-stick sucky-fucky
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swallow a sword swing on it
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tongue job worship at the altar
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wring it dry
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barking at the ape bird-washing
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blow-job box lunch
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bush dinner canyon yodeling
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cuntino fillet with white sauce cunt lapping
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dive a muff eating at the "Y"
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eating pussy eating out
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egg mcmuff face job
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french job french tricks
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furburger give face
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give head go down on
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go south go under the house
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hair pie head job
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larking lickety split
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moustache ride muff barking
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muff dive mumbling in the moss
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pearl diving playing in the sandbox
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sea food dinner shrimping
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sit on one's face skull fuck
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smokin' in the fur sneeze in the basket
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sneeze in the cabbage talking to the boat people
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talking to the canoe driver telephone the stomach
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tongue-fuck tuna taco
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whistle in the dark whistling in the weeds
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yodeling in the gully
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Mutual Oral Sex
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dinner beneath the bridge double header
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flip-flop head over heels in love
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loop-de-loop play hoop snake
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P's and Q's sea food mutual
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sixty-nine
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Group Sex
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bunch punch chain jerk
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choo-choo circle jerk
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club sandwich crew screw
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daisy chain everythingathon
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fuckathon gang bang
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gang shag group grope
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mazola party mob job
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mongolian cluster fuck orgy
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pull a train pull party
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ring jerk round pound
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swing party team cream
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three way
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arse ass
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asshole back end
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back door back door trumpet
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backside behind
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bim blindeye
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blot bogey
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boody booty
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bosco boulevard bottom
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brown bucket brownie
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bucket bum
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bung hole buns
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butt caboose
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cans cheeks
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chocolate speedway chuff
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clunes corybungus
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culo derriere
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dirt road dot
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double juggs duff
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dummock duster
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fanny farting clapper
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feak fud
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fudge tunnel gigi
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grommet hershey highway
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hearts heinie
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hind hole
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hunkers keister
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khyber pass last part over the fence
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latter end little brown eyeball
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luds moon
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nates northpole
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orbs poop chute
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porthole prats
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pucker hole rear
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rearend rester
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ring rip
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round-eye rump
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scut seat
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sewer shit chute
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slats tail
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tan track toby
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toches tush
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underside windmill
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windward passage
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Excrement
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alley apple baby ruth
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brown round ca-ca
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cack cow puppy
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crap dead soldier
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doo-doo dreck
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dung duty
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horse dumpling hockey
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jank meadow dressing
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night soil plot
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poop poo-poo
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shit turd
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yackum
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Defecate
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bury a quaker chuck a turd
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clart dispatch one's cargo
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drop a load go potty
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grunt lay some cable
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make a deposit pinch a loaf
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poop post a letter
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scumber squat
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take a dump take a shit
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chuffnuts clinkers
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dingleberries fartleberries
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klingons will-knots
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Flatulence
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back-talk blast
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blow off blow the horn
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break wind breeze
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bucksnort burn bad powder
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burnt cheese cabbage fart
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cheezer chocolate thunder
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crepitate cut one
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drop a rose fart
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fluff gurk
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hinder blast honk
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lay a fart let go
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let one make a rude noise
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pass air pocket thunder
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poot rouser
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scotch warming-pan shoot rabbits
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stinker tail shot
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talk german tee off
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wet one whiffer
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winder
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Urine
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chamber lye cousin sis
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golden shower long tea
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mickey bliss number one
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pee pee-pee
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piss sis
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tail juice tail water
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tea wee
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wee-wee yellow stream
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zigg
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Urinate
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bleed the liver burn the grass
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do number one drain
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drain the lizard drain the radiator
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drain the snake drain the suds
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kill a snake kill a tree
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lag lant
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leak let fly
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make make water
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nature stop pass water
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pee pee-pee
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pick a daisy piddle
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piss point percy at the porcelain
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pump ship rack off
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run off shake a sock
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shake hands with an old friend shake the dew off the lily
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slack splash
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spring a leak squeeze the lemon
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squirt strain one's taters
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syphon the python take a leak
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take a piss take your snake for a gallop
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tinkle toy-toy
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train terrance on the terra cotta
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visit miss murphy void
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water the dragon water the horses
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wee wee-wee
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wet whiz
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wring out a kidney wring the dew off the branch
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wring your sock out
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Smegma
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cheese duck butter
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gnat bread
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Toilet
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altar room bath
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bathroom biffy
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bog chamber of commerce
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closet of decency comfort station
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facilities gentlemen's room
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gent's room indoor plumbing
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jake john
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ladies' room lav
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leakery library
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little boys' room little girls' room
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loo marble palace
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men's room mrs. jones place
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old soldiers' home pisser
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plumbing pot
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powder room public convenience
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restroom sandbox
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shit house shitter
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shot tower tearoom
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twilight used beer department
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washroom water closet
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where the queen goes on foot whiz stand
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whizzer
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Special Thanks To:
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Pepsi Cola (Diet Pepsi)
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Marlboro Cigarettes
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Miller Lite
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and of course.....
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George Carlin
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-=*/> Buzzz Bros. <\*=-
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(c) MCMXCI
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