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hahhahaha
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one time on the way to a dead show in maryland, i got pulled over for
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no reason, and the cops said that my boyfriend looked suspicious and asked
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us to step out of the truck. we did, and he proceeded to separate and question
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us. we were from out of state, if that means anything. he wanted to search
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my truck, and as i knew i didn't have anything, i didn't really care, but
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i wasn't so sure about my boyfriend. i told him not to bring anything in my
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truck, but he is a little weasel and not to be trusted. the cops said they
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would hold us there all day if they wanted, and asked me to sign a permission
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slip to search my truck. i said i didn't give my permission, but they could
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search my truck because they were going to anyway, but i refused to
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sign their paper. they searched, tearing up our bags and stuff,
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and didn't find anything. but after they let us go, my boyfriend
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told me he hid some sheets inside his sneaker under the liner.
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the cop had stuck his hand in the stinky shoe, but i guess
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he didn't suspect anything. there was also a piece of shit electric
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guitar that had been stuffed full of shit under some plate that was
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screwed on the back. we were lucky.i was lucky, because that
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is one of the states where they will confiscate your vehicle
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for such "offenses" and i owed a bunch of money on it. well,
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fuck them. here's one for us! |