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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 10 Num. 73
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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ELVIS (PROBABLY DEAD) STILL IN THE NEWS
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Elvis Presley, the rock and roll star, is probably long since
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gone to the "Graceland in the Sky." Some, though, say Elvis
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still is alive, or at least did not die when he is supposed to
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have. They point to discrepancies in medical examiner reports,
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witness testimony, and where the body was found (bathroom vs.
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bedroom). (See *It's A Conspiracy* by Michael Litchfield; ISBN:
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1-879682-10-9; see also, *The Elvis Files* by Gail
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Brewer-Giorgio, Shapolsky Publishers, 1990)
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Sorry to disappoint Elvis fans, but this editor thinks he's
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really dead. But he's still in the news.
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1) The latest Penthouse magazine (August 1997) carries a "Special
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Report" entitled "The Secret Sex Life of Elvis" (by Alanna Nash).
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If Elvis is a hero to you, you might not want to read any
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further. According to the Penthouse article, "The King" was a
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bit unusual in some ways. That does not detract from his being a
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great singer; still, any macho image he had is now limping -- and
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that's not all that's limp, according to Nash. Reportedly, Elvis
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had gone impotent in his final years, due at least in part to
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extremely massive intake of narcotics, both uppers and downers.
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That is ironic, given the famous picture of Elvis Presley and
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Richard Nixon shaking hands in the Oval Office: Elvis was there
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to offer help to Nixon in the Ancient-War-On-Drugs. Elvis the
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Pelvis, whose "drug protocol," says Nash, "was so intense and
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stultifying that often he would get up in the middle of the night
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to use the bathroom and never make it back to bed... [He would
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wind up in the bathroom,] sprawled on the floor, zonked out and
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cruising his own private hemisphere," was also, according to
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Litchfield, "an honorary Agent-at-Large of the Drug Enforcement
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Administration."
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I hesitate to go further. I will, but with the understanding
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that drug addiction can happen to anyone, and, to paraphrase
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"Chief Broom" from Ken Kesey's novel, *One Flew Over the Cuckoo's
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Nest*: "At first Elvis swallowed the drugs; later on, the drugs
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swallowed Elvis."
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Elvis allegedly had a thing for young adolescent girls. Nash
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speculates that "The King" was overly attached to his mother and
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could not relate normally to mature women; presumably, Presley
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sought out very young girls because he felt threatened by women
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his own age. As time passed, the rock legend's alleged drug
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abuse took an increasing toll: his weight ballooned to 250+
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pounds and eager groupies expecting a hot night with the macho
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symbol found instead that he was unable to perform sexually. And
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here's what else drugs did to Elvis: "Elvis occasionally lost
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control of his bladder and bowels, which meant more than one
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woman awoke to find a surprise in the bed." (Nash)
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So, is Elvis dead? Sure. Drugs do that to you.
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2) In a separate item, The Spotlight this week (7/14/97) focuses
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on a report in The Star (6/26/97) which claims that The "Church"
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of Scientology is responsible for reported health and emotional
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problems of Lisa Marie Presley, Elvis Presley's daughter. Lisa
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Marie Presley, reportedly a member of Scientology, has allegedly
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"become totally captured by Scientology" and "anyone who gets too
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close [to Ms. Presley] is surrounded by uniformed Scientology
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security guards and pressured to move on." (Spotlight) The
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Spotlight also quotes from the late Elvis Presley regarding his
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opinions on Scientology: "That s.o.b. group -- all they want is
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my money." Has Lisa Marie Presley been captured, (a la Howard
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Hughes, but by a different gang)? Is Scientology still after
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Elvis's money?
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+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
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For related stories, visit:
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http://www.shout.net/~bigred/cn.html
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http://feustel.mixi.net
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Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et
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pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
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