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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 9 Num. 25
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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GOOD EVENING MR. & MRS. AMERICA AND ALL SHIPS AT SEA
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Let's Go To Press.......
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FLASH. Reno says yesterday that TWA 800 mystery "may never be
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solved." Today they say, "could be mechanical failure."
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Tomorrow it will be, "looking again at the missile angle." The
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TWA 800 merry-go-round is brought to you by corporate drones, the
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same folks who bring you plastic, "comedy" shows, and stirring
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tales about how tough it is for the women. Also assisting in the
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kaleidoscope of bomb/mechanical failure/missile reportage has
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been the FBI, the same folks connected with Waco, Oklahoma City
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bombing, and the Martin Luther King assassination.
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FLASH. Mexicans Flood Into USA. Displaced American workers
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don't like it, but corporate employers and yuppie stockholders
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are pleased. They know the Almighty Stock Market will go up, up,
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up with depressed wages, so they say, "Bienvenidos, amigos!" Why
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bother bringing the factory to the Mexican when you can bring the
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Mexican to the factory? Whining American families complain about
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crap wages, but are reassured by perfectly poised college boys
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who strike a learned pose and explain, "Only Mexicans will work
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for crap wages."
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FLASH. Bill Clinton says, "Economy is good." Meanwhile the gap
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between haves and have-nots grows. Bill Clinton is no dummy: he
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knows which side *he* wants to stay on. The rich man's press
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says, "Let's keep things quiet until after November 5th."
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FLASH. Thirst For O.J.'s Blood Heightens. Bored, frustrated
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housewives, cruelly deprived of the pleasure of symbolically
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castrating a black man, are once more salivating as Circus II
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gets underway. Why, this news is so "important" it might just
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pre-empt coverage of the OKC bombing trial!
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FLASH. Yet Another "Hero" About To Be Born. It's rah-rah time
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as corporate cheerleaders get set to unveil their latest "hero,"
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astronaut Shannon Lucid. And won't handsome Bill Clinton look
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nice in a clean new suit as he and the latest distraction from
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real news are photographed together? America's heart will skip a
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beat, and it will be Feel Good Time(tm). It's a Bold New
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Day(tm), as womyn show that there's nothing they can't do!
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FLASH. Aggrieved Persons Receiving E-mail From Disgruntled
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Conspiracy Nut. On a sad note here in Happy Land(tm), there are
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cranky malcontents peddling twisted so-called "news" via the
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Internet. Perfectly Nice Happy Americans(tm) are having their
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day ruined when they innocently read their e-mail; messages of a
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disturbing nature make them all sad inside. What can be done?
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FLASH. Don't Worry. Be Happy. Downhearted? It's all your
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fault. Yes, you live in a world of lies. Yes, most of your
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fellows have willingly sold themselves to lies. But you can take
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advantage of Pollyanna Philosophy(tm). So what if you're worn
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out from overwork. So what if the wolf is at the door. Just say
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to yourself, "Is the glass half-empty or half-full?" That's sure
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to put a Winning Smile(tm) back on your face! And hey: Just
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relax. It's gonna be all Happy News(tm) from now until November
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5th!
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Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et
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pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
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