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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 9 Num. 04
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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LATEST FROM "GOP PROPAGANDA MACHINE"
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In the Carpathian Mountains, hidden deep in a cave, is the
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infamous GOP Propaganda Machine. Warped, bitter old men, with no
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meaning to their lives, puff smelly cigars as they invent new
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tales about dashing Bill Clinton, the U.S. President.
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In the dimly-lit cavern, they cackle with glee as they hatch
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supposed "news" items meant to splatter the clean-cut image of
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our beloved William J. Clinton.
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(Lurking in the shadows, behind the table around which the GOP
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propagandists are hunched, the apparent face of "Black Dog
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Paulson" can be barely distinguished.)
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The dried-up old men of the GOP Propaganda Machine, whose own
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days of youthful pleasure are long since gone, have a penchant
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for libidinous tales. They delight in portraying chaste and
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church-going Bill Clinton as a modern Don Juan, obsessed with
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sexual conquest.
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And, it is to be noted, the Carpathian Mountains are not so far
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from Italy, home of the secret society, P-2 -- also known as
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Propaganda Due!!
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^^^^^^^^^^
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From their Carpathian cave, the word goes out: this time to
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their apparent tool, the scandal sheet known as *The Star*. From
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thence, unwitting dupes of the GOP conspiracy -- such as
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Conspiracy Nation (CN) and its "Editor-in-Chief" -- are sucked in
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by the lurid details. Though kindly "pro journalists" do their
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best to steer such dupes away from the propagandists' infamy and
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onto the Correct And True Path(tm), their selfless efforts are
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sometimes in vain.
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And so, CN picks up the tale and passes it along to its readers,
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reporting that.......
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*The Star* (9/10/96) has as its cover story the "White
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House Call Girl Scandal." I am providing here additional
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details which may not yet be known to readers. The two
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major protagonists in the unfolding story are Dick Morris,
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a top political advisor to President Clinton, and Sherry
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Rowlands, a reputed "call girl" said to have been paid
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$200/hour by Morris in return for sex.
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ITEM: Morris is said to have told Rowlands, "they've got
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to protect me -- I'm the only one who can get Bill
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re-elected."
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ITEM: According to *The Star*, the Rowlands/Morris love
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nest was paid for by Clinton campaign funds.
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ITEM: *The Star* hints that over $12,000 paid by Morris to
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Rowlands this past year may have come out of his expense
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account and not from his own private funds. Based on
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information from Chuck Hayes, of "5th Column" fame, as
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broadcast on the Media Bypass Hour (9/3/96, shortwave,
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5.065 MHz, 10 - 11 pm CST), White House Press Secretary
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Mike McCurry has denied that such private funds were used.
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*But*, Hayes predicts that McCurry is going to have to make
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a retraction; that expense account money was directly used
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in return for "services rendered" by Rowlands.
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ITEM: Morris is said to have sat through high-level White
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House meetings, preoccupied by "sexual daydreams about top
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women staffers with hot legs and brightened fingernails and
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toenails."
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ITEM: Morris reportedly says that President Clinton "lacks
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compassion and common sense" and frequently explodes into
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temper tantrums.
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ITEM: Morris reportedly says the White House is now full
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of intrigues and plots amongst several factions therein.
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ITEM: According to Rowlands, Morris describes the
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Whitewater scandal as "Hillary's little Whitewater mess."
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ITEM: There reportedly has been in the works a White House
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plan to market a "U.S.-approved" label to be sold by the
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government to foreign factories which pass U.S.
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inspections. Presumably, this would help prevent sweatshop
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conditions in foreign factories.
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ITEM: Morris apparently was himself hep to the GOP
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Propaganda Machine! He is reported by *The Star* to have
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confided to Rowlands that, "I've got some people from the
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Republican Party who would really love to get hold of a
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story like this -- they could use it against me."
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Next week in *The Star*, by Sherry Rowlands: "My White
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House Love Diaries."
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