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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 8 Num. 81
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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I'M STILL ALIVE
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A Conspiracy Nation (CN) reader wrote to express the following:
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"I'm surprised they haven't killed you yet."
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If they do kill me, God will punish them.
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Besides, before they kill you they always try offering you a
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bribe. If "they" visit and offer $100,000 tax free, guess what
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this Editor-in-Chief will do? You're right on the first guess:
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I'll say "thank you" and it will be "good-bye everybody." So to
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any government types monitoring this, $100,000 is the current
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price to shut me up. And think about it: hey, what's a measly
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$100,000 compared to the relief you'll get in this stressful
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election season? Note too that it's not illegal for you to pay
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me $100,000 in return for me to shut up. It would just be a
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business arrangement.
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Revealed in the e-mail message from the CN reader as to his being
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surprised I'm still living is his implicit assumption that (a)
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part (at least) of CN must be true or else why would "they" want
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to kill me, and (b) the person who wrote obviously believes that
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killing the CN editor is just the sort of thing that "they" would
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readily do.
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As for me, assuming that no bribes come my way I might as well
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stay at it. What's the alternative? Hide under my bed and hope
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I'll be safe? It won't work. Besides, here I am 43 years old,
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with no dependents that I am aware of, and my best years behind
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me. I've had plenty of laughs in my time here on earth and from
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this point on the back aches and the bones creak. So if anyone
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ought to be raising some Hell it might as well be me.
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Still, $100,000 would make my declining years more mellow, so
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bring it up at your next secret meeting: Redman says $100,000
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tax free and he'll shut up. This is not a satire.
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Views expressed do not necessarily reflect those
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of Conspiracy Nation, nor of its Editor in Chief.
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See also: http://www.europa.com/~johnlf/cn.html
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Aperi os tuum muto, et causis omnium filiorum qui pertranseunt.
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Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et
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pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
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