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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 8 Num. 40
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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MEMO: FROM GUNS & GOLD HEADQUARTERS
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Reports from our agents in the field indicate that sales of guns
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and ammunition are slipping. The gold and silver coin sales are
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also down. We need to boost sales in both areas.
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Strategy: Pump up hysteria by spreading wild rumors about
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Russian submarines within the 12-mile coastal limit of the U.S.
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Latch onto true stories of federal stupidity and arrogance, then
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concoct fanciful tales apt to be believed by "satire deficient"
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readers. Get field agents to push "we are being invaded" and
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"martial law imminent" type legends, as per usual during the hot
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July sales season. Rely on some credentialed spokesman to give
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"credibility" needed by authority-demanding consumers who must
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have some "father figure" available before they can feel
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comfortable. In this regard, suggest possibly a military-type
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chaplain; provide him as per usual the standard $100,000 "lecture
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fee" and/or "charitable donation". Also, with Olympics taking
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place and obvious consequence of foreigners on U.S. soil, concoct
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some sort of "foreign invasion of Atlanta" type story.
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Implementation: Give hysteria average 4 to 7 days to ferment,
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then have our gun dealers canvass their assigned territories and
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reap the reward in highly profitable sales. Also send out gold
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and silver dealers to get their "piece of the action" from
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agitated and fearful Americans.
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Aperi os tuum muto, et causis omnium filiorum qui pertranseunt.
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Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et
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pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
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