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THE REAL PIRATES GUIDE VOLUME V
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WRITTEN BY
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RABID RASTA AND CTRL RESET
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[-] A HIGH SOCIETY [-]
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[-] PRODUCTION [-]
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THIS VERSION IS GOING TO BE SHORT AND
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SWEET ...
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REAL PIRATES ASK PERMISSION BEFORE
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WRITING A SEQUEL TO A TEXT FILE.
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CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES UNDERSTAND
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THAT IF SOMEONE WRITES A FILE IT DOESN'T
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GIVE OTHERS THE RIGHT TO CONTINUE IT.
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REAL PIRATES AREN'T NAMED THE WHIP OR
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RUN AN AE WITH A PASSWORD DHARMA.
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CORROLARY :IF A REAL PIRATE RAN AN AE
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WITH THE PASSWORD DHARMA HE WOULDN'T
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ADMIT IT.
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REAL PIRATES UNDERSTAND THAT IF A
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PERSON DOESN'T HAVE A CAT, HE ISN'T
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NECESSARILY A LOSER.
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CORROLARY : JUST BECAUSE THE EQUIPMENT
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ISN'T AS GOOD DOESN'T MEAN THE PERSON
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IS A TOTAL LOOZE.
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CORROLARY TO CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES
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PLAN TO SELL THEIR MICROMODEMS TO GET
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CATS.
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REAL PIRATES UNDERSTAND THAT THE GAME
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POPEYE WAS SOMEONES IDEA OF A JOKE.
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CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES KNOW THAT
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THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGHT IT WAS
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GOOD ENOUGH TO DISTRIBUTE WAS DEFINATELY
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A LOSER.
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[MISC.]
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REAL PIRATES DONT LISTEN TO FRANKIE GOES
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TO HOLLYWOOD.
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CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES WISH THAT
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FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD WOULD STAY
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THERE INDEFINATELY.
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REAL PIRATES THINK THAT NAMING AN ELITE
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BOARD OF WHICH THE SYSOP IS NAMED
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FRANKIE "RELACS ///" IS THE DUMBEST
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THING THEY HAVE EVER HEARD
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REAL PIRATES DO NOT LISTEN TO NU WAVE,
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MOD, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF FAGGIT
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MUSIC, AND AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS.
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CORROLARY: REAL PIRATES ARE NOT FAGS.
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REAL PIRATES CAN SPOT A NETWORKS BBS 5
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MILES AWAY AND WILL AVOID AT ALL COSTS
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EXCEPT MAYBE TO CRASH IT.
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REAL PIRATES ARE NOT NAMED : FISH MAN,
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THE KEY, APPLE ADDICT, REDD SLAVER,
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MERCURY MERCINARY, FRANKIE GOES TO
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HOLLYWOOD OR THE LUMBERJACK.
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REAL PIRATES ARE ON SPEC-ELITE AND DONT
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CARE IF NOBODY PUBLICIZES THE NUMBER ON
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THE CRACKS.
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CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES WHO CRACK
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UNDERSTAND THAT TO GIVE THE NUMBER
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213-YOU-FOOL DOESN'T DO ANYONE ANY GOOD
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AT ALL.
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CORROLARY TO CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES
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DONT QUOTE FRANKIE ON CRACKS.
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REAL PIRATES KNOW WOPR ISN'T A
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HAMBURGER.
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CORROLARY : REAL PIRATES DONT POST WOPR
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AFTER THEIR NAMES BECAUSE THE ONLY
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PEOPLE WHO CARE ARE LOSERS WHO AREN'T ON
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IT.
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CORROLARY TO CORROLARY : ONLY TOTAL
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LOSERS POST THE NUMBER TO WOPR AFTER
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THEIR NAME SINCE IT HAS BEEN DOWN FOR
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MORE THAN A MONTH.
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CORROLARY: ONLY SUPER LOOZES LIKE THE
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DATA LEECH (LOOZE) WOULD POST THEIR NAME
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AFTER IT, BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY THING
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HE HAS GOING FOR HIM.
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WELL THAT CONCLUDES THIS GUIDE.. BE
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WATCHING FOR A REAL PIRATES GUIDE VI..
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HOPEFULLY WRITTEN BY ME .
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<C> 1985 UBANGI PUBLISHING-RABID RASTA
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INC.
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