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/-------------------/\-------------------\
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| / \ |
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| Real / 6 \ A production |
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| | 1 | of |
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| BBSes | 8 | |
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| |----| Dirty Bird's |
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| Don't | 3 | Nest BBS |
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| | 9 | 150 MB |
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| Eat | 7 | (A real BBS) |
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| |----| |
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| Upload | 7 | Written by: |
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| | 6 | Suicidal |
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| Credits | 8 | Maniac |
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| \ 7 / |
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| \ / |
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\-------------------\/-------------------/
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I feel that this text file needs a before-hand explaination. This
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is a run off of Real users and Real sysops. I enjoyed those text files
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and I wanted to see more of them. I hope that this does not offend a
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bunch of uptight sysops who actually write a constitution of rules for
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their BBS. (Really, I could care less.) I mainly wrote this file
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because I wanted to poke fun at sysops who thought that in order to
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retain authority think they have to make rules so that you can't do
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anything, but post nice little just stopping by to say hi messages. I
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thought the whole idea of BBSes is to give and get files, and to keep
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conversation going.
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On with the show!
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Real BBSes do not require newusers to give their social security
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numbers.
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Real BBSes have AT LEAST 2400 baud.
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Real BBSes are run on software that best fits their storage.
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Real BBSes are run by easy going sysops.
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Real BBSes don't have a complete downloadable rule book.
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Real BBSes are run on registered software.
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Real BBSes offer some support for unpaid users, or no fee.
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Real BBSes don't need to advertise.
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Real BBSes don't have a sysop that uses his first name and makes all
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other callers use their full name.
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Real BBSes aren't run on disk based systems.
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Real BBSes don't have sysops that preview every message.
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Real BBSes don't have the upload download ratio limit set to 2 to 1.
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Real BBSes support more than 3 protocols.
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Real BBSes have more than 2 message bases.
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Real BBSes have shoot-the-breeze message bases, as well as formal.
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Real BBSes run off of a machine faster than 2 mHz.
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Real BBSes are up-to-date on software.
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Real BBSes do not require newusers to answer a 300 question
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questionnairre.
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Real BBSes do not send validation notices in the mail.
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Real BBSes do not say they are the best in town.
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Real BBSes do not say be here or be square.
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Real BBSes have real sysops.
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Real BBSes have more than 50 users.
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Real BBSes have at least 5 active message bases.
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Real BBSes require an affordable fee (not $50 a year).
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Real BBSes don't have an hourly charge.
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Real BBSes don't put others down.
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Real BBSes model themselves off of Dirty Bird's Nest.
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Real BBSes support ansi graphics.
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Real BBSes get at least 40% activity during the day, and 50% on the
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weekends.
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Real BBSes do not brag!
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Real BBSes do not have lazy ass sysops that never do any maintenance.
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Real BBSes aren't scared to broadcast this text file!!!!!
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ADD ONS:
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