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(Courtesy Of: The Altered Reality)
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[ Newsflash! ]
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The real purpose of the National
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Enlightener is to take a objective
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look at the pirate/phreak world.
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With it's pirate/phreak cast as
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rock star syndrome.
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We have nothing against anyone, but
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find the actions of most of the so
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called "elites" completely stupid. Not
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to mention funny. So they are brought
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to you along with our commentary,
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whenever we find the time.
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Giving credit where it's due:
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Mr. Xerox was a very good programmer &
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pirate. His personality needs some re-
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programming, but other then that. He is
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(or was) good at what he did.
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Zero Page, same thing.
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Lord Digital, same thing. But looking
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at some of his old posts (2-3 years
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ago), and comparing it to what he has
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had to say in the last 6 months or so,
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We would be inclined to agree with The
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(980 wpm) Infiltraitor, about him
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having grown up and found a new person-
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ality. Now if only Mr. Xerox would do
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the same thing.
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The Wizard 414, & Broadway Hacker (like
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many others) damn well deserve what
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they get.
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Gadget master, same thing.
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The Atom, same thing. But he doesn't
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really need our help in making him
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look stupid.
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The Infiltraitor, frankly, we don't
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know what to make of this guy. Except
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for the evident fact that he is a fast
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typist.
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King Blotto, mixed review. On the one
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hand, looking at some of his posts, We
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are inclined to believe that he is a
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perfectly mature, non-idiot, person. &
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we almost find ourselves thinking him
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likeable (like Lord Digital with his
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new and improved personality), But
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then, he either slips back into his old
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personality, or pulls a Jekyll & Hyde,
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and where there was a intelligent person
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30 seconds ago, there is now a 23 year
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old man ranting and raving at a bunch
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of people, 5-10 years younger then he
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is, and calling them rodents and losers.
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A perfect example of this is his reply
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to the Atom. At first he brings up
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things we agree with 100%, but then he
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takes a sharp turn into left field and
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starts rambling about rodents, chicken-
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shit's, and drinking the Atom's blood.
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In our humble opinion, if he ever got
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his head together, stopped ragging
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and hating so many people, and let his
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intelligent side come through more
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often. He'd be human.
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Wrapping this up, we're not amateur
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phsycologists. Rather we are telling
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it like we see it.
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Many of the people are good at what
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they do (or did) (not you Atom), and
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we can't fault their abilities. But on
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the other hand, some of them should
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take some time out and get a new
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personality.
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Another thing most of them seem to
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thrive on is hatred and pettiness.
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People who have never met, never
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talked, live on other sides of the
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US, vehemently hating each other for
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no reason. When they run out of
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"enemy elites" to hate, they turn
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their ego's loose on all the "rodents"
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of the world. And this is not our
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imagination. We will show their
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posts in our next installment.
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Of course, any ELITES!@#! who happen
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to read this, will ignore it, or call
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us rodents. Since real elites, can't
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take criticism. Anyone pointing out
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the truth is a rodent.
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Enough of this, until next time,
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"I can't be wrong, I'm elite!"
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