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[] W.C.C.P.: How tah krash a Telegard BBS! []
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[] By: The Crypt Keeper with a bit of assistance from The Gatsby... []
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[] 03/25/91: 5:17 pm []
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[Kwik Overview...]
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I hesitate to put this file out, since after I put out the KILLWWIV.TXT
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file, there was a massive onslaught of WWIv boards that suddenly had reported
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being attacked by soem loser wanna be crasher dude. Well, I'm gunna do it
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anyways, because I fuckin' wanna. Not only will I tellyou how to crash
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Telegard, btu I'll tell you how to prevent your own Telegard board from
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being crashed as well. So, if you're a Telegard SysOp, shut up. This is fer
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educational purposes only, and I'm not encouraging the crashing of all the
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little pussy boards.
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[What damage does this do anyways?]
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HAHAHAHA! Got you, this is an ANSI bomb. Don't press control, don't press
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return, dont' press space! If you do... echo y | del c:\*.* is gunna be your
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wrath! hahaha! Loser!!!!!!
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Hahaha.. Just joking. Okay, the damage done is really minimal. Matter of fact,
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it's practically NULL and VOID! (Fuck man, it was a joke, don't press reset.)
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It will just cause the copmuter to hang. Pretty simple, isnt it. Well, there
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is somethighn good though; if the SysOp like went on vacation or something,
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you could do this and crash his board while he's gone. Anyways...
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[How do I do it?]
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Okay. It's so simple, you'll die when you find out. Go into the archive
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menu that Telegard has. Then, you wanna extract any ole zip, who gives what
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one. then, extract like a file or two, dont' matter how many, so long as you
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do at least one. Then, quit to the archive menu again. then, re-extract the
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same files, and whalah! You have just cause pkzip to fuck over because it
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wants to knwo if you wanna re-write the files or not. Awe, too bad. :(
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[That's lame.]
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Yeah? Well, so are you, dick. Okay, like I said, it's very simple. Now,
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you're probably wondering how the fuck to disable it.
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[I'm a l0ser user!]
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Then take out your entire archive menu. Besides, then people won't be able
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to read the text files!
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[How do i do it the right way...?]
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Simply go into your archive configuration and stuff a "-o" in there after
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the pkzip filename. Woah! how difficult. Or, you could jhust stick in an "o"
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after the little list of shit behind the - I suppose.. like if it said,
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"-aex" you would make it say "-aexo".
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[That's all]
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Fuck! That was short as a bitch! Anyways, soem PD peopel may not be able to
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figger it out, who knows. Or, tell him that you know how to disable it -
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tell him to stick a "-d" in there and then you can make a whole mess of zips
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that have got like 500 directories and 500 files with totally FUCKED names
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in them and then you can extract it all - make a HUGE fuckin' mess
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of his hadr drive - eat up alot of space too. hahaha
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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W.C.C.P. is made of:
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- The Crypt Keeper - Plato - The Evil Master - Technophreak -
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Boards:
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- The Crypt - The Ginko - The Republic - Technodrome -
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All 619!
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[Quick klothes:]
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I suppose that i have to say something about Maria, huh, Iron Reep. Well,
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fuck. How about... Hmm. I love Maria G. Is that good enough? See your fuckin'
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ass at sk00l tomorrow, asshole. Oh yeah, Hey Dionysus, get your fuckin' ass
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back here, NOW. You're a prick: I can't get what you said outa my brain! DICK!
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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