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Top Ten List
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Copyright (c) 1993, Joe DeRouen
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All rights reserved
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Top Ten Ways To Tell You're Having a Really Rough Day In BBS Land
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10. SysOp changes your handle to "Ima Leech"
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9. Microsoft releases Windows NT, and you're happy
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8. Psych 101 paper gets juxtaposed with alt.sex file from Internet
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7. President of local computer user group marries your sister
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6. FIDO doesn't like your front-end mailer - and neither does Spot
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5. Your wife finds your GIF collection
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4. National debt pales in comparison to your upload/download ratio
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3. You find your *wife's* GIF collection
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2. Chastised by angry RIME conference host for being off topic
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1. Artificial Intelligence program won't hot chat you
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