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F I D O N E W S Volume 17, Number 22 29 May 2000
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| The newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: |
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| FidoNet community | "FidoNews" |
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| _ | 1-717-732-6820 1:270/720 |
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| | | \ \\ | Editor: Douglas Myers, 1:270/720 |
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| | (*) | \ )) | DougM@paonline.com |
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| (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. |
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| | -- JOSEPH PULITZER |
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Table of Contents
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1. HEADLINES ................................................ 1
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What's Not in the Headlines .............................. 1
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2. EDITORIAL ................................................ 2
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ECHO TALK - Bob Satti Speaks ............................. 2
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Expectations 'R Us ....................................... 5
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3. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR .................................... 7
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Response to Bob Davidson's Net ........................... 7
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4. ARTICLES ................................................. 8
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The FidoNet Technical Standards Committee ................ 8
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My Heart ................................................. 10
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5. COLUMNS .................................................. 12
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Ol'WDB: Olympic Joke Tank ............................... 12
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This week's Web Page ..................................... 12
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6. NET HUMOR ................................................ 14
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Hallmark Cards You Won't See ............................. 14
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7. COMIX IN ASCII ........................................... 16
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Famous Cows From the Past ................................ 16
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8. INTERNET INFO ............................................ 17
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Fidonet-related sites .................................... 17
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9. FIDONEWS INFO ............................................ 21
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Masthead ................................................. 21
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 1 29 May 2000
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HEADLINES
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What's Not in the Headlines
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If Fidonews seems focused on Zone 1 issues for the last month, it's
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only because the editor resides in Zone 1 and doesn't access the
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echoes carrying news from other zones. Nonetheless, Fidonews is for
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all zones, waiting only for reports - possibly from YOU. Here are a
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couple of developments which have seen little development in
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Fidonews... information would be appreciated from anyone close to
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the action:
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1. Is there really a Z2C election going on? This was hinted at
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last year, announced this year... and then the silence has been
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deafening. News from the Silent Zone would be appreciated.
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2. What really happened in the Zone 3 election last year? The
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old Z3C resigned, the word was that Malcolm Miles was a likely
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successor, but Malcolm's own posting indicated that no one was
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willing to take the Z3C position. Shortly thereafter, Malcolm was
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announced as the new Z3C. Though I'm sure the results are accepted
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in Zone 3, I suspect that there's more to the story than this.
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Anyone from Zone 3 care to fill the rest of us in?
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 2 29 May 2000
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EDITORIAL
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. -- -- -- -- -- ECHO TALK -- -- -- -- -- .
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| Food for thought from Fido's echomail. |
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| Purloined without permission by D Myers |
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Bob Satti Speaks
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The discussion in the echo Z1C, which has been the subject of my
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last two editorials, seems to have moved onto other subjects. At
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the risk of beating a dead horse, however, I would like to present a
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letter from Bob Satti which resulted from that discussion (or
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rather, a parallel one in the more restricted echo Z1REGCON). The
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letter was originally to Dallas Hinton and posted May 9, 2000 - then
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cross-posted to Z1C by Ross Cassell the next day. Though the letter
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is no longer timely, it is notable in that it's the longest message
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I've ever seen authored by Bob Satti, and it offers us insight into
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how at least one aspect of the Z1C position has been handled in the
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past.
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---------- Echomail from Bob Satti ----------
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DH> You've been conspicuously quiet throughout this region segment
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DH> issue;
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That's because I am an 'invited guest' in this echo, now that I am
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neither a ZC nor an RC. Until I am 'invited' to participate I watch
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and listen...
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DH> I'd appreciate your comments, given that you never missed
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DH> generating a correct segment the entire time you were ZC.
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Well... I can certainly sympathize with David's real life issues
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getting in the way. I've certainly had my share of those over the
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past few years... There were times when my netmail area was so full
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of unanswered mail that I wasn't sure where to start.
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Having said that, there were a few priorities that were always
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dealt with, no matter how serious the real life problems were.
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- Turning out a timely nodediff, with all the RC updates included.
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- Keeping my system operational so that the above could be
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accomplished.
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- Maintaining my batch and control files so that the above could be
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accomplished.
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There are many smaller items that relate directly to the above.
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. Exchanging mail (and phone calls) with RC's over problems with
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processing segments or connecting, changes in RC's, etc.
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 3 29 May 2000
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. Maintaining more than one copy of the required files to process a
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valid nodelist.
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. Having more than one system capable of (and ready to) process the
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nodelist in a timely manner.
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. Having a backup person with the knowledge and access (both
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physical and by modem) to deal with the system and process in my
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absence; regardless of whether it be by accident, illness,
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holiday or work.
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. Staying completely aware of the successful operation and
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completion of each and every process (in my case by pager when
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unable to monitor directly) I have an extremely complex network
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with between 16 and 24 computers running that cross monitor each
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other and keep me aware of their problems and progress via pager
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at all times.
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There are many other little things, but you get the idea. Though
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I've seen many of you comment on my 'periods of absence'. There was
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never a single day in my 6+ years as Z1C that my system wasn't
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monitored and the mail wasn't _read_ by either myself or by my
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backup person. If there were nodelist based problems, they were
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dealt with quickly.
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My system could tell if I had used my mail reader that day, and if
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not it was able to notify my backup person that I wasn't reading my
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mail. This covered problems like my going into hospital without
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warning, which happened on more than one occasion.
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Those of you that have been around for that length of time can
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attest to the fact that my systems were always available and
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operational, and that your segments were processed. The only reason
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for that is because I took great pains to see that it happened, not
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just most of the time, but ALL of the time.
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Now, lets get down to the business at hand. Not answering mail, and
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not processing segments. There are many reasons to not answer mail
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right away (or sometimes at all), and I've discussed them at length
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in this echo on previous occasions. I do have a problem with not
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answering RC's mail, especially with regards to nodelist processing
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based problems.
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I understand that David has much going on right now with real life
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getting in the way. I can only suggest that he might wish to avail
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himself of some of the techniques and resources that I have used
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over the years to keep things running when my real life got in the
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way.
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In my case, almost all of it was set up beforehand. I anticipated
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that things could go wrong that might cause me to be unable to deal
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with my system or you folks and set up my system (and frankly my
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life) in such a way that a working and valid nodediff would go out
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no matter what.
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David has been afforded no such luxury. Right off the bat, before
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 4 29 May 2000
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we could even get him set up as ZC his 'real life' started to get in
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the way. He hasn't had time to get some thing set up properly at
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all, let alone get organized in such a way as to have backup plans
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for virtually every possible failure or screw up.
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While I sent him my batch files and reviewed his changes to them to
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make them work on his system, there are more things involved than
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just a few batch files. One of the KEY components is a backup
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person. Another is the pager system... While I can strongly urge
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David to get or use a pager in the same manner that I have used one
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(I'd be glad to assist him in setting it up), I would say that a
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backup person with electronic (if not physical) access and the
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knowledge to assist in or repair the process is paramount. Physical
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access can always be arranged for this person by arranging for a
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non-Fidonet person with physical access to be available by phone for
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rebooting etc.
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There are ways to handle almost any foreseeable problem, and I'd be
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happy to share the ways that I have found with David (or any of
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you).
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David, please avail yourself of the plethora of assistance and
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knowledge here at your disposal so that you can get your system
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operating at peak efficiency. There are at LEAST two people here
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that have intimate knowledge of my system, my backup system, my
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pager system, and my contingency plans that I know would be happy to
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share any knowledge you need.
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As well, it is paramount that you arrange for someone to assist
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you, with electronic access so that during your times of 'real life
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getting in the way' things can move along as you (and we) need them
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to. If you haven't the time to arrange such a person or the access,
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I'm sure assistance could also be arranged for that.
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I understand that there are 'trust issues' involved in allowing
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complete electronic access to one's system. I had to weigh that
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myself on more than one occasion. I currently have 6 people with
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physical access and 5 people with electronic access to my system.
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That is one of the many adjustments I made to my life to accommodate
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the responsibility of producing/delivering the nodediff each week. I
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can even offer some helpful hints with regards to that if you would
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like. |-)
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I could write an entire message about some of the antics that have
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occurred over the years to see that you folks got a nodediff. There
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was the night that I lost all my telephone lines to a flood and had
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to drive the processed nodediff to an adjacent city to have it
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delivered by another system. There was the night that we fought with
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a hanging system (remotely from 300 miles away using a borrowed
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laptop and a borrowed telephone line) for over 4 hours to get the
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nodediff out on time. We were just about ready to 'drive for it'
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when we caught the errant batch file at the right moment and fixed
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it remotely.
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I've delivered the nodediff by ham radio and packet modem. I've
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fixed system problems that way too. I've driven through the night in
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 5 29 May 2000
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a monsoon from our campsite to replace a dead hard drive so that the
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nodediff could go out on time. I've talked a computer illiterate
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friend through a computer rebuild via cell phone from hundreds of
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miles away. The list is long, and sometimes quite funny.
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Those were at times when I was able to do something about the
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problems.
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There are times when real life gets in the way and you can't.
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Dallas has told you all about some of those times that I have
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experienced.
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Those are the times when you need backup people to help.
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I'm sure we have all had our share of system problems, and 'real
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life problems' over the years. Let's help David with his 'real life
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problems' by assisting him with his system and processing. I'm sure
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there are several here willing to help... now we just need David to
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take a break from real life for long enough to communicate with us
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to set up the help he needs!
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You guys supported me through plenty of 'real-life' tough times.
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Let's give David the same kind of support that you gave me, OK?
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And David; how can we best get you set up so that we can assist
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you?
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Take Care
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Bob
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Expectations 'R Us
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Doug Myers
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Coordinators in Fidonet are often referred to as "Nodelist Clerks,"
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usually in the context that they exceed their authority when
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exercising any other power normally associated with a Coordinator
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position. Certainly, Bob Satti has satisfied all reasonable
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expectations of a nodelist clerk, in my humble opinion. Indeed,
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I would have been willing to accept a local monsoon as a legitimate
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reason for a missed or delayed nodediff; nor would I expect an
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individual to network twenty or so computers together to keep the
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show on the road. It's fair to say that Bob went beyond the call of
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duty in maintaining the nodelist for Fidonet.
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But if Bob Satti was such a superlative nodelist clerk, why was his
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six year term of Zone 1 Coordinator marked by such loud criticism,
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particularly in the latter years? Could it be that the sysops of
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Fidonet actually expect much more of a Coordinator than they're
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willing to let on? More than they're even aware of?
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 6 29 May 2000
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And if nodelist clerking is only part of the total job, why is David
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Moufarrege subject to such recent criticism for the glitches from
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one region?
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I suspect that Fidonet will never find the perfect coordinator,
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simply because our expectations are so high. It seems that a
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coordinator is expected to right all wrongs while assuming no
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authority whatsoever; conceive a direction for Fidonet while not
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actually telling anyone where to go; and above all communicate
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personally with everyone while keeping this a hobby.
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Oh well... even the Messiah failed expectations when he didn't lead
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an army against the Roman Empire...
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 7 29 May 2000
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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
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Response to Bob Davidson's Net
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This email was originally from Darrell Salter (1:229/2) to Perry
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Smith (1:163/117) and forwarded to Fidonews by Darrell.
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PS> Andrea Santos directed my attention to your recent article in
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PS> the Fidonews relating to the loss of Bob Davidson. Our net is
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PS> just starting to pick up the pieces since he died.
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I'm sure it's tough. It was a terrible shock for us all, but for the
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members of his net, even more so. My deepest condolences on the lost
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of your good friend and fellow sysop.
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PS> Thank you for having submitted such a moving and honest article
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PS> on our good friend and fellow sysop.
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Bob was not given to drawing attention to himself. It would be easy
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to underestimate how many people Bob touched in this organization
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known as Fidonet. He was one of the best Fidonet sysops I have had
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the pleasure to have known.
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My thanks go out to Douglas Myers, the Fidonews editor, for
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graciously seeing to it that Fidonet was notified via the Fidonews.
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 8 29 May 2000
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ARTICLES
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The FidoNet Technical Standards Committee
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This is the third part of three letters posted by Colin Turner in
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the FTSC_PUBLIC echo, containing information about this important
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Fido organization. Thanks to Lesley-Dee Dylan for forwarding this
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information to Fidonews.
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This is a list of sites which provide an archive of some or all FTSC
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material. If you run a similar site, on FidoNet, the InterNet or
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otherwise, and would like to see your site included, please contact
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Colin Turner, 2:443/13
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With information about how the files are available, File Request,
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BBS downloads, FTP, HTTP etc. and the star rating you feel
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appropriate (see below).
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Mirror Sites on FidoNet
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=======================
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Denmark
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Bruno Olsen, 2:236/42
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File Request : Yes
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BBS Access : Yes
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Star Rating : **
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Germany
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Lothar Behet, 2:446/301
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File Request : Yes
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BBS Access : Unknown
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Star Rating : *
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Italy
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Mario Mure', 2:335/533
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File Request : Yes
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BBS Access : Yes
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Star Rating : **
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 9 29 May 2000
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Holland
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Jan Vermeulen, 2:280/100
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File Request : Yes
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BBS Access : Yes
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Star Rating : **
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United Kingdom
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Colin Turner, 2:443/13
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File Request : Yes
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BBS Access : Yes
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Star Rating : ***
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United States of America
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California
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David Hallford, 1:208/103
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File Request : Yes
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BBS Access : Unknown
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Star Rating : *
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Louisiana
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John Souvestre, 1:396/1
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File Request : Yes
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BBS Access : Unknown
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Star Rating : ***
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Texas
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Lawrence Garvin, 1:106/6018
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File Request : Yes
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BBS Access : Yes
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Star Rating : ***
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Mirror Sites on the Internet
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Primary Archive
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WWW : http://www.ftsc.org
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FTP : ftp://ftp.ftsc.org
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 10 29 May 2000
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Other Archives
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FTP : ftp://ftp.eforest.net/e/filearea/fido/ftsc
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* One Star
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This sort of site has a collection of all current FTA, FTS and FSC,
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FSP documents. (That is, administrative documents, standards and
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proposals).
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** Two Star
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This sort of site also has all FRL documents. (There aren't any of
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these released yet to my recollection, this is therefore a gesture
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of willingness for the (hopefully not too distant) future)
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*** Three Star
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This sort of site also has documents and files related to specific
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working groups. (For example, there are a number of relevant files
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for working group Y (Year 2000 issues) which have not been released
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by the FTSC channel itself).
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My Heart
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Thanks to Peggy Hollinger
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allica@juno.com
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One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town
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proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole
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valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it
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was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all
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agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The
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young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful
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heart.
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Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said
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"Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine."
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The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was
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beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had
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been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite
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right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places
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there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing.
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The people stared -- how can he say his heart is more beautiful,
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they thought?
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The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and
|
||
laughed. "You must be joking," he said. "Compare your heart with
|
||
mine, mine is perfect and yours is a mess of scars and tears."
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 11 29 May 2000
|
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|
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|
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"Yes," said the old man, "Yours is perfect looking but I would never
|
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trade with you. You see, every scar represents a person to whom I
|
||
have given my love - I tear out a piece of my heart and give it to
|
||
them, and often they give me a piece of their heart which fits into
|
||
the empty place in my heart, but because the pieces aren't exact, I
|
||
have some rough edges, which I cherish, because they remind me of
|
||
the love we shared."
|
||
|
||
"Sometimes I have given pieces of my heart away, and the other
|
||
person hasn't returned a piece of his heart to me. These are the
|
||
empty gouges -- giving love is taking a chance. Although these
|
||
gouges are painful, they stay open, reminding me of the love I have
|
||
for these people too, and I hope someday they may return and fill
|
||
the space I have waiting."
|
||
|
||
"So now do you see what true beauty is?"
|
||
|
||
The young man stood silently with tears running down his cheeks. He
|
||
walked up to the old man, reached into his perfect young and
|
||
beautiful heart, and ripped a piece out. He offered it to the old
|
||
man with trembling hands.
|
||
|
||
The old man took his offering, placed it in his heart and then took
|
||
a piece from his old scarred heart and placed it in the wound in the
|
||
young man's heart. It fit, but not perfectly, as there were some
|
||
jagged edges.
|
||
|
||
The young man looked at his heart, not perfect anymore but more
|
||
beautiful than ever, since love from the old man's heart flowed into
|
||
his. They embraced and walked away side by side.
|
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FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 12 29 May 2000
|
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|
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|
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COLUMNS
|
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=================================================================
|
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|
||
|
||
Ol'WDB's Column
|
||
Olympic Joke Tank
|
||
wdbonner@pacbell.net
|
||
|
||
Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop
|
||
souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the
|
||
registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system
|
||
that we can utilize to scam our way in."
|
||
|
||
Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states,
|
||
"Angus MacPherson. Scotland. Shotput." He opens his gym bag to
|
||
display a shotput to the registration attendant.
|
||
|
||
The attendant says, "Very good, Mr. MacPherson. Here is your packet
|
||
of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all
|
||
Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information."
|
||
|
||
The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree sapling, strips
|
||
off the limbs and roots, walks up the registration table and states:
|
||
"Chuck Wagon. Canada. Javelin."
|
||
|
||
The attendant says, "Very good, Mr. Wagon. Here is your packet of
|
||
registration materials, hotel keys, passes, meal tickets, and so
|
||
forth. Good luck!"
|
||
|
||
The second guy grabs a street utility manhole cover, walks up to the
|
||
registration table and states: "Dusty Rhodes. Australia. Discus."
|
||
|
||
The attendant says, "Terrific, Mr. Rhodes. Here is your packet of
|
||
registration materials, hotel keys, a full set of passes, and meal
|
||
tickets. Enjoy yourself."
|
||
|
||
They scamper in, but suddenly realize the third guy is missing. They
|
||
groan, because he's a simpleton from the hills of Vermont. They
|
||
forgot to make sure he doesn't do something stupid and blow their
|
||
cover stories.
|
||
|
||
Just then he walks proudly up to the table with a roll of barbed
|
||
wire under his arm and states: "Foster Bean. Hardwick, Vermont.
|
||
Fencing."
|
||
^^^^^^^^ Well, DUH !!!
|
||
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
|
||
This weeks Web Page
|
||
By Frank Vest
|
||
|
||
|
||
This weeks page is the Vagabond Software page.
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 13 29 May 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
Where? http://vagabond.virtualave.net/
|
||
|
||
What's it got?
|
||
|
||
It's a software page. Not just any software.... This is a door game
|
||
support site. The "author" of many of the doors is not really the
|
||
"author". Now, you're probably thinking that I'm talking in riddles
|
||
but, read on.
|
||
|
||
Bryan is doing something, in my opinion, great for Fidonet and BBS.
|
||
When a door game author decides to quit supporting his/her doors,
|
||
Bryan will take over the doors and provide upgrades and support.
|
||
Also, he will generally offer the doors as "postcard ware". What
|
||
this means is that to register the door, you send him a postcard and
|
||
he will send you the registration. Now, not just any postcard will
|
||
do. Don't jump into your local Post office and get the cheap "plain
|
||
jane" cards. Go find a nice or "cute" card that may be a little more
|
||
expensive, but has some picture on it. Why??? The postcards are for
|
||
his daughter and she likes to collect them. :) Best advice is to
|
||
read the "register" file that is in the archive.
|
||
|
||
Ok, so what games are available? Several "GAC" doors such as
|
||
"BlackJack", "Freecell" and such. Some L.O.R.D. IGMs, EasyDoor,
|
||
Operation Overkill and many other doors and utilities.
|
||
|
||
What I would recommend is that you visit this site and let the pages
|
||
tell you about it all. I've registered some of the "GAC" doors and I
|
||
will tell you that this is really true... You just send a postcard
|
||
for each game Bryan offers and you get the registration. What more
|
||
could you ask? :)
|
||
|
||
Check this out and get some games on your BBS. :)
|
||
|
||
Till next time,
|
||
|
||
Frank - flv@texoma.net
|
||
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 14 29 May 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
NET HUMOR
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
|
||
Hallmark Cards You Won't See
|
||
Thanks to Roy Reed
|
||
|
||
|
||
"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your
|
||
wife."
|
||
|
||
"How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?"
|
||
|
||
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
|
||
having met you, I've changed my mind."
|
||
|
||
"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in
|
||
Hell 'til I met you."
|
||
|
||
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help
|
||
but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?"
|
||
|
||
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here
|
||
to ruin it for me."
|
||
|
||
"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
|
||
|
||
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
|
||
Like the need for therapy..."
|
||
|
||
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!I never knew what evil was
|
||
before this!"
|
||
|
||
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like to
|
||
take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
|
||
|
||
"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
|
||
|
||
"Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs
|
||
that are bigger than mine."
|
||
|
||
"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!"
|
||
|
||
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that
|
||
we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
|
||
|
||
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best
|
||
friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
|
||
|
||
"We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it
|
||
quits."
|
||
|
||
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."
|
||
|
||
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 15 29 May 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
who the father was?"
|
||
|
||
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and
|
||
there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of
|
||
you often."
|
||
|
||
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
|
||
birthday---so we're having you put to sleep."
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 16 29 May 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
COMIX IN ASCII
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
|
||
Famous Cows From the Past
|
||
|
||
_
|
||
________|@|________ ______
|
||
| POLICE BOX | | |
|
||
|---------------| | |
|
||
|_______| / | /-----^^^^^^
|
||
|| | || | | / | ||
|
||
||-----|| | | * ||----||
|
||
||__|__|| | | ^^ ^^
|
||
| ___ | | | The unknown cowmic
|
||
| |___| | | |
|
||
| _____ | (__) ____
|
||
|| || (oo) --------- \/ * \/
|
||
|| ||----//\/ ---< Master? > | O O |
|
||
|| ||B-9 \ | --------- \ /
|
||
||_____||______\| \**/
|
||
|_______|_______| --
|
||
Milkael
|
||
a Certain Time Lord's Cow Cowbachev
|
||
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 17 29 May 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
INTERNET INFO
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
|
||
! = New entries this week
|
||
? = not responding
|
||
?? = unknown content, doesn't look like fidonet
|
||
|
||
. -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- .
|
||
| FIDONET-RELATED SITES |
|
||
` -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- '
|
||
Last update: April 30, 2000
|
||
|
||
FidoNet
|
||
Homepage: http://www.fidonet.org
|
||
FidoNews: http://www.fidonews.org [HTML]
|
||
ftp://ftp.nwstar.com/fidonet/fidonews/
|
||
ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/
|
||
Echolist: http://www.baltimoremd.com/echolist/
|
||
Echomail links: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidonet/fidoip.html
|
||
SDS Files: http://fidobbs.dk/download (Web Access to SDS)
|
||
FTSC page: http://www.ftsc.org/
|
||
General: http://www.writebynight.com/fidonet.html
|
||
|
||
List server:
|
||
http://www.onelist.com/subscribe.cgi/fidonet-discussion
|
||
|
||
Zone 1: http://www.z1.fidonet.org
|
||
Region 10: http://www.psnw.com/~net205/region10.html
|
||
http://www.tnl-online.com/andy/rgn10.htm
|
||
Net 103: http://www.webworldinc.com/club103/
|
||
Net 203: http://www.geocities.com/Area51/8687/net203index.html
|
||
Region 11: http://oeonline.com/~garyg/region11/
|
||
Net 2410: http://oeonline.com/~garyg/net2410/
|
||
Region 12: http://sparkys.dyndns.org
|
||
Region 13: http://www.net264.org/r13.htm
|
||
Net 264: http://www.net264.org/
|
||
Net 275: http://www.homershut.net/~mahoover/net275/
|
||
Region 14: http://www.ouijabrd.com/region14
|
||
Net 282: http://www.rxn.com/~net282/
|
||
Region 15: <vacant>
|
||
Region 16: <vacant>
|
||
Region 17: http://www.nwstar.com/~region17/
|
||
Region 18: http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/
|
||
|
||
Region 19: http://bise.tzo.com/r19
|
||
Net 124: http://www.startext.net/np/net124
|
||
http://texoma.net/~flv
|
||
Net 130: http://www.startext.net/homes/net130
|
||
Net 393: http://www.chatter.com/~wb/
|
||
|
||
Zone 2: http://www.z2.fidonet.org
|
||
ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/zone2 (Z2 nodelists etc.)
|
||
Region 20: http://www.fidonet.pp.se (in Swedish)
|
||
Region 23: http://www.fido.dk (in Danish)
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 18 29 May 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 24: http://www.swb.de/personal/flop/gatebau.html (German)
|
||
Fido-IP: http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
|
||
Region 25: http://www.literary.freeserve.co.uk/net2502/
|
||
Region 26: http://www.nemesis.ie
|
||
REC 26: http://www.nrgsys.com/orb
|
||
Region 27: http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm
|
||
Region 29: http://www.rtfm.be/fidonet/ (French)
|
||
http://Welcome.to/skynetbbs/
|
||
Region 30: http://www.fidonet.ch (German)
|
||
? Region 33: http://www.fidoitalia.net (Italian)
|
||
Region 34: http://www.pobox.com/cnb/r34.htm (Spanish)
|
||
REC34: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/4552/
|
||
Region 36: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7207/
|
||
Region 38: http://public.st.carnet.hr/~blagi/bbs/adriam.html
|
||
Region 41: http://www.fidonet.gr (Greek/English)
|
||
Region 42: http://www.fido.cz
|
||
! Net422: http://www.fido.sk (Slovak/English)
|
||
Region 50: http://www.fido7.com/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5010: http://fido.tu-chel.ac.ru/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5015: http://www.fido.nnov.ru/ (Russian)
|
||
Net 5028: http://5028.yaroslavl.ru/
|
||
Net 5030: http://kenga.ru/fido/ (Russian & English)
|
||
Net 5049: http://www.n5049.z2.fidonet.org (English/Russian)
|
||
?? Net 5085: http://www.fidonet.uz/ (Russian)
|
||
|
||
Zone 3: http://www.z3.fidonet.org
|
||
|
||
Zone 4:
|
||
Region 80: http://fidobrasil.8m.com (Portuguese)
|
||
Region 90:
|
||
Net 904: http://members.tripod.com/~net904 (Spanish)
|
||
|
||
Zone 5: http://www.eastcape.co.za/fidonet/
|
||
|
||
Zone 6: http://www.z6.fidonet.org
|
||
Region 65: http://www.cfido.com/fidonet/cfidochina.html
|
||
(Chinese)
|
||
|
||
|
||
Fidonet Via Internet Hubs
|
||
|
||
See also: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidoip.html
|
||
|
||
a @ preceding an individual's name implies a virtual email
|
||
address. The email is translated as follows
|
||
firstlast@osirusoft.com will automatically route to the
|
||
appropriate individual's email. Anyone in this list will
|
||
also receive routed notice of this feature. In my case, it
|
||
would still be joejared@osirusoft.com, but you get the idea.
|
||
|
||
Also, as information is provided to me, I will be adding a
|
||
latency field to each node, which is defined as the maximum
|
||
time between when the message is received, and when it is
|
||
sent on to other nodes, or available to be sent onward,
|
||
defined in minutes. A latency of ! implies that there is an
|
||
immediate response, and an attempt to deliver immediately
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 19 29 May 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
after processing, or a "MinuteMail System", as it were.
|
||
|
||
v-email flag firstnamelastname@osirusoft.com
|
||
| email address or
|
||
Node# | Operator | Facilities (*) | Speed,| Basic Rate
|
||
| | |latency|
|
||
-----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
|
||
Zone 1 | | | |
|
||
10/3 @ Brenda Donovan | FTP,UUE,BinkP | 384K,30| n/c
|
||
10/345 @ Todd Cochrane | FTP,BinkP,VMOT | T1,! | n/c
|
||
12/12 @ Ken Wilson | FTP | T1 | $24mo.
|
||
13/25 @ Jim Balcom | FTP | 56k | $20mo.
|
||
103/5 @ Mark Luetger | BinkP | 384k,!| n/c
|
||
103/153 @ Michael Box | BinkP | aDSL,!| n/c
|
||
103/301 @ Joe Jared | BinkP,FTP | 384k,!| n/c
|
||
103/401 @ Warren Bonner | BinkP | aDSL,!| n/c
|
||
105/8 | Russ Johnson | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k | n/c
|
||
105/72 @ Larry James | FTP, BinkP | aDSL | $50/yr
|
||
106/1 @ Matt Bedynek | BinkP, FTP | 128k | n/c
|
||
106/6018 | Lawrence Garvin | FTP, VMoT | aDSL,60| n/c
|
||
107/453 @ Jeffrey Estevez| FTP,BinkP,VMoT,UUE| 56k,60| $10 mo.
|
||
140/1 @ Bob Seaborn | FTP,BinkP | T3,30 | $5/$16
|
||
167/133 | Stephen Monteith | BinkP | 128k+ | n/c
|
||
211/417 @ Korombos | BinkP,UUE,FTP | T1 | n/c
|
||
218/109 @ Matt Munson | BinkP,UUE | 33.6k | n/c
|
||
244/2 | Kari Suomela | FTP,VMoT,BinkP,UUE| T1,! | $25.00/mo
|
||
246/160 @ Mason Vye | FTP, UUE | 56K | n/c
|
||
271/140 @ Tom Barstow | UUE,FTP | T1 | n/c
|
||
280/169 | Brian Greenstreet | FTP | 33.6 | $2mo.
|
||
342/3 @ Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP | 128K+ | n/c
|
||
395/670 | Arthur Stark | BinkD,FTP | 128k | n/c
|
||
396/1 @ John Souvestre | FTP,VMoT | T1,10 | $5/mo
|
||
396/45 | Marc Lewis | UUE | 33.6 | $26/yr
|
||
2604/104 @ Jim Mclaughlin | FTP,VMoT,UUE | 33.6 | $1mo
|
||
2613/404 @ David Moufarrege | BinkP,FTP,VMoT | 128k+,!| n/c
|
||
2624/306 @ David Calafrancesco | VMoT | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
3613/2 @ jyates@bsdi.ldl.net | UUE | 28.8 | n/c
|
||
3632/84 | Robert Todd |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
|
||
3639/93 @ Ross Cassell | FTP, BinkP |128K+,!| n/c
|
||
3651/9 @ Jerry Gause | FTP,VMoT | 33.6 | $3/$6
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zone 2 |
|
||
20/11 | Henrik Lindhe | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
31/1 | Gabriel Plutzar | BinkP | T1+ | n/c
|
||
203/600 | Mikael Karlsson | UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
221/360 @ Tommi Koivula | BinkP,UUE | ??? | n/c
|
||
236/205 @ Michael Kaaber | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
246/2098 | Volker Imre | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
284/800 @ Jeroen VanDeLeur | FTP,UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
292/620 | Eddy Missoul | VMoT, UUE | 64k |N/C
|
||
292/624 | Steven Leeman | UUE | 64k | N/C
|
||
292/2003 | Eric Vaneberck | BinkP | 768k | n/c
|
||
301/1 | Peter Witschi | BinkP | 768k | n/c
|
||
332/807 | Roberto Mascolo | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
335/535 @ Mario Mure | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k | n/c
|
||
335/610 | Gino Lucrezi | UUE | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
FIDONEWS 17-22 Page 20 29 May 2000
|
||
|
||
|
||
344/201 | Julio Garcia | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
346/3 @ Carlos Navarro | UUE | ??? | n/c
|
||
382/100 | Sinisa Burina | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
406/555 | Ofir Michaeli & | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
406/555 | Marius Kaizerman | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
423/81 | Milos Bajer | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
464/4077 | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE | 19.2 | n/c
|
||
465/204 | Va Milushnikov | BinkP | 33.6k | n/c
|
||
469/84 | Max Masyutin | VMoT | 256k | n/c
|
||
480/112 | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k | n/c
|
||
2411/413 @ Dennis Dittrich | UUE,BinkP | 64k | n/c
|
||
2446/301 | Lothar Behet | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP | 64K | n/c
|
||
2474/275 | Christian Emig | UUE | 64k | unkn
|
||
5030/115 | Andrey Podkolzin | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
5100/8 | Egons Bush | BinkP | ??? | n/c
|
||
5020/1159 | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE | 33.6 | n/c
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zone 3
|
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633/260 @ Malcolm Miles | FTP,BinkP | 64K | n/c
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640/954 | Rick Van Ruth | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
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774/605 @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c
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Zone 4
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905/100 | Fabian Gervan | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k | n/c
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902/18 | Javier Tejedor | UUE | 33,6 | n/c
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* FTP = Internet File Transfer Protocol
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* VMoT = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various)
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* UUE = uuencode<->email type transfers
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* BinkP = front end mailer for TCPIP networks
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Fidonet oriented news servers
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news.osirusoft.com
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news.tardis.net
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Fidonet oriented chat rooms.
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room #fidonet 5PM (PDT 11AM GMT) Sundays
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irc.osirusoft.com (Peers wanted)
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Please send updates, corrections and suggestions to
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Joe Jared, 1:103/301, joejared@osirusoft.com. All email addresses
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here for purpose of corresponding with fidonet members about
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obtaining a feed. Improper use of the virtual email addresses, and
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most especially, email addressed to blockme@relays.osirusoft.com
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will be considered a request to be blocked by my open relay spam
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stopper at http://relays.osirusoft.com
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