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F I D O N E W S -- Volume 15, Number 34 24 August 1998
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| The newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: |
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| FidoNet community | "FidoNews" |
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| _ | +27-41-515-913 [5:5/23] |
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| | | \ \\ | Editor: |
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| | (*) | \ )) | Henk Wolsink 5:7104/2 |
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| (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. |
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| | -- JOSEPH PULITZER |
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| Submission address: FidoNews Editor 5:5/23 |
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| obtaining copies of FidoNews or the internet gateway FAQ |
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Table of Contents
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1. EDITORIAL ................................................ 1
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2. GUEST EDITORIAL .......................................... 2
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Z1C - The Zone 1 Circus from a grunt sysop's view ........ 2
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3. ARTICLES ................................................. 4
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Eldridge Cleaver - Coda .................................. 10
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4. COLUMNS .................................................. 11
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The Narcosis of ICs ...................................... 11
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5. NET HUMOR ................................................ 13
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Technology breakthrough! Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge .. 13
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6. NOTICES .................................................. 15
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7. FIDONET BY INTERNET ...................................... 17
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8. FIDONEWS INFORMATION ..................................... 20
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 1 24 Aug 1998
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EDITORIAL
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Greetings,
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Since I have had to edit (formatting) a few of the articles received
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this week, I have included the ARTSPEC.DOC for the benefit of all.
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Please read it. ;-)
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Anyway, there is enough this week to keep you happy with the material
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to read.
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Happy reading.
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 2 24 Aug 1998
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GUEST EDITORIAL
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Z1C - The Zone 1 Circus
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Commentary on zone leadership by one of the grunt sysops
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Douglas C. Myers, 1:270/720, doug@mdtnbbs.com
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Though I've been on Fidonet since the eighties, it's only been
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recently that I've joined the Z1C conference. Z1C is billed in
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BACKBONE.NA as the Zone 1 Coordinator contact echo. My most
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immediate impression is that I've never seen a post by Bob Satti,
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the current and long-time Zone 1 Coordinator.
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Despite the absence of Bob, the echo Z1C is very active, teeming
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with what seems to be hundreds of messages a day with conversations
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which range from mere diatribes to deep and meaningful discourse.
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If it were a political echo, I'd say that all is as it should be.
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But it's an echo for coordinator contact, and that doesn't seem to
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be happening.
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Is Bob's absence acceptable behavior? I've been asking around and
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trying to follow all the threads, and expectations seem to be mixed
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and contradictory. Here are some of the more widespread
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expectations I've encountered:
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1. The ZC and all of the rest of the coordinators (usually
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expressed as "*C") should be leading Fido into the 21st century,
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providing the sense of direction for the rest of the people there.
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2. The ZC and *C should only serve as nodelist clerks and let
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Fidonet alone to run itself.
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3. The ZC and *C are charged with the administration of Fido, but
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should only act at the express direction of the sysops whom they
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represent, who's expressed will must be in the form of a democratic
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election or referendum.
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Despite the contradictory expectations, I believe that the onus
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falls on Bob Satti to define his own role. The great egalitarian
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movements over the centuries notwithstanding, there has never been a
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case where the masses organized themselves except through a leader.
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Their focus may have been through the existing leaders, or through a
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revolutionary who unseated these leaders, but the principle of
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leadership is unwavering throughout all history.
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The bad news is that Bob Satti doesn't have a public mandate right
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now. The good news is that he therefore doesn't have to do anything
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he doesn't want to. He can denounce leadership if he wishes - the
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job of coordinator is kinda vaguely defined and could be anything
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from a nodelist clerk to the King of Kings. But if he wants to
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lead, then he's going to have to talk with the people.
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If he wants to hide, that's fine with me. I can even sympathize -
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 3 24 Aug 1998
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the reports of the conflicts he had to endure would be daunting.
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One doesn't really need a lot of contact with a nodelist clerk
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anyway. But if he wishes to hide, then he's going to have to
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reconcile himself to the fact that folks will find a leader
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somewhere and at some time. It could be a moderate who will work
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with him to the greater good of Fido, or it could be a demagogue who
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only wishes to unseat him.
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--
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| Fidonet: Douglas Myers 1:270/720@fidonet.org
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| Internet: doug@mdtnbbs.com
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| Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own.
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| From Mdtn_BBS @mdtnbbs.com [ In the Heart of Three Mile Island ]
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 4 24 Aug 1998
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ARTICLES
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FidoNews Article Submission Guidelines
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FidoNet address 5:5/23
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Updated 16 August 1998 by Henk WOlsink
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Updated 1 Mar 1998 by Zorch Frezberg
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Updated 1 Jan 1998 by Christopher Baker
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Updated 29 May 1991 by Tom Jennings
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Based on the original work by Thom Henderson
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| denotes a change since the last update |.
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"Fido" and "FidoNet" are registered trademarks of
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Tom Jennings, Box 410923, San Francisco CA 94141, USA
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and are used with permission.
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SYNOPSIS:
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FidoNews is the newsletter of the FidoNet computer network,
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for both its Sysops and users. It is passed to its readers
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electronically via the FidoNet and other computer networks
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Please read this document carefully.
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The article you save might be your own.
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INTRODUCTION:
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FidoNews was originally founded in early 1984 to include
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all parts of the lives of its member Sysops and users,
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which of course means not just technical matters. We do
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readership (i.e. lowest common denominator) but only to
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success of this venture has always been contentious at
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best (ahem).
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In any case the grand experiment continues.
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Over fifteen years later and roughly 20,000 Nodes in the
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 5 24 Aug 1998
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network, the editorial policy, or lack of one, of FidoNews
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has shown to best fit our ever-changing and unpredictable
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 6 24 Aug 1998
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not. Are you the manufacturer? An irate customer?
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renamed to .GUE]
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.NOT A notice for the back of the issue.
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Maybe.
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FidoNews.
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This is My Title
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by Joe Schmoe, [Netmail/email address]
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 9 24 Aug 1998
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And here is my article. Note that it is flush left (zero indent).
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Figure 1. Table 1.
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* Don't use FidoNews to grind your personal axes
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As well, submissions may be missed due to changes in the
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personal schedule of the FidoNews Editor, but should be
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published in the following issue.
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Eldridge Cleaver - Coda
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by Jerry Schwartz 1:142/928
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I don't know if this supports Doc Logger's Chautauqua from last
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week, or gives it the lie, but I found it fascinating: Eldridge
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Cleaver became a staunch anti-Communist Republican. At the time
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of his death, he was working as a diversity consultant.
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 11 24 Aug 1998
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COLUMNS
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Dear Editorbeing,
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This column is submitted by Doc Logger (163/110) who was
|
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marveling that Madame DuFarge's scarf was finally getting
|
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shorter. Doc was also recovering from serious eel wounds and
|
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bitterly complaining that he had to type with only one
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flipper. If only he'd had Monica Lewinsky at his side it
|
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would have been a fair fight with the eel.
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Roll da flic, Henk....
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Dear Reverend Visage,
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You'll be pleased to know that the Snooz successfully became
|
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another offshore export, this time to country that hosts
|
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Winnie's tire recycling emporium. I hope that we can look
|
||
forward to weekly reports on the entertainments available at
|
||
Sun City where even Anne Murray can still get bookings.
|
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|
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This week has marked the denouement in the death spiral of
|
||
Kohl's career as a Fido elflord. His last frantic and
|
||
petulant wailings occurred in the ZEC echo where he
|
||
attempted to hoof out all participants because he asserted
|
||
that they were off-topic. In a miracle not unlike the Second
|
||
Coming, Satti woke up long enough to affirm Gary Gilmore as
|
||
the interim ZEC and Kohl's nodelistings were reduced to the
|
||
status of mere Fidopeasantry. Our prayers and our edible
|
||
underwear should go out to Kohl as he shrieks at everyone
|
||
for conspiring to short-circuit his path to self-perceived
|
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greatness.
|
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|
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After briefly surfacing for 19 public words of wisdom, Satti
|
||
announced that he was scampering back to his bunker. In one
|
||
of those moments of unintended humour, Satti announced in
|
||
the ZCC echo that the other ZCs should not expect prompt
|
||
responses from him for several weeks. This message motivated
|
||
Ward Dossche to ask the obvious, which was how anyone would
|
||
notice his absence considering that he has done nothing
|
||
since he clawed his way into the IC position.
|
||
|
||
Lisa Gronke, The Fidonet Mistress of Antiquities, asked what
|
||
seemed like a very pertinent question in one of the echos
|
||
which paraphrased to: If you were suddenly blessed with an
|
||
IC hat, what would you do to penetrate the Event Horizon
|
||
that seems to shelter Zone 6 from the rest of the Fido
|
||
universe? Perhaps Kohl should be sent to that zone so that
|
||
he can unite them in adversity and give them the motivation
|
||
to re-organize their nodelists and mail delivery. Perhaps
|
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His Henkness can boldly go where no Snoozlord has gone
|
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before and find a Zone 6 correspondent who can outline the
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 12 24 Aug 1998
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present chaos that afflicts them.
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There are only five readers of the Snooz this week because
|
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Andrea Santos is on holidays. She said something about
|
||
accompanying tomatoes on a perilous journey but the exact
|
||
details were shrouded in mystery. I fear for her safety
|
||
because you can't trust vegetables (as anyone who has
|
||
followed Satti's career can attest.)
|
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|
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I must go, Visage, your secretary reports that you have
|
||
caused another disturbance at a foreign embassy where you
|
||
demands for more Scotch to be delivered by diplomatic pouch
|
||
have been met with strange turbofan engine noises
|
||
approaching from carrier based launch sites. Perhaps your
|
||
declaration of a fatwa against bad Country&Western music
|
||
wasn't such a good idea after all.
|
||
|
||
Regards,
|
||
Doc Logger,
|
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Eel Wound Recovery Unit,
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Furlang Island,
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South Pacific
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 13 24 Aug 1998
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=================================================================
|
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NET HUMOR
|
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=================================================================
|
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|
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|
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Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device,
|
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trade-named: BOOK.
|
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|
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BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no
|
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electric circuits, no batteries, noting to be connected or switched
|
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on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and
|
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portable, it can be used anywhere-even sitting in an armchair by the
|
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fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a
|
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CD-ROM disc.
|
||
|
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Here's how it works: BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered
|
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sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of
|
||
bits of information. The pages are locked together with a
|
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custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their
|
||
correct sequence.
|
||
|
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Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both sides
|
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of the sheet, doubling the information density and cutting costs.
|
||
Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly
|
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into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet.
|
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BOOK may be taken up at any time and used merely by opening it.
|
||
|
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BOOK never crashes or requires re-booting. The "browse" feature
|
||
allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or
|
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backward as you wish. Many come with an "index" feature, which
|
||
pin-points the exact location of any selected information for
|
||
instant retrieval.
|
||
|
||
An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open BOOK to the
|
||
exact place you left it in a previous session - even if the BOOK has
|
||
been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a
|
||
single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers.
|
||
Conversely, numerous BOOKmarkers can be used in a single BOOK if the
|
||
user wants to store numerous views at once. The number is limited
|
||
only by the number of pages in the BOOK.
|
||
|
||
You can also make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with an
|
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operational programming tool, the Portable Erasable Nib Cryptic
|
||
Intercommunication Language Stylus (PENCILS).
|
||
|
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Portable, durable, and affordable, BOOK is being hailed as a
|
||
precursor of a new entertainment wave. Also, BOOK's appeal seems so
|
||
certain that thousands of content creators have committed to the
|
||
platform and investors are reportedly flocking. Look for a flood of
|
||
new titles soon.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
| Fidonet: Douglas Myers 1:270/720@fidonet.org
|
||
| Internet: doug@mdtnbbs.com
|
||
| Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own.
|
||
| From Mdtn_BBS @mdtnbbs.com [ In the Heart of Three Mile Island ]
|
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 14 24 Aug 1998
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 15 24 Aug 1998
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=================================================================
|
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NOTICES
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=================================================================
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|
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Future History
|
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|
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5 Oct 1998
|
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29th Anniversary of "Monty Python's Flying Circus".
|
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|
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10 Sep 1998
|
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9th Anniversary of Zone 5 operations.
|
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|
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14 Sep 1998
|
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Start of International BBS Week [thru 20 Sep 98].
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|
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22 Sep 1998
|
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First anniversary of the FidoNews domain of www.fidonews.org.
|
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|
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23 Nov 1998
|
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35th Anniversary of Doctor Who.
|
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|
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1 Dec 1998
|
||
Fifteenth Anniversary of release of Fido version 1 by
|
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Tom Jennings.
|
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|
||
16 Feb 1999
|
||
13th Anniversary of the introduction of EchoMail by Jeff Rush.
|
||
|
||
12 May 1999
|
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12th Anniversary of Fido Operations in Zone 4;
|
||
10th Anniversary of the creation of FidoNet Zone 4.
|
||
|
||
24 Jul 1999
|
||
XIII Pan American Games [through 8 Aug 99].
|
||
|
||
9 Jun 1999
|
||
Tenth Anniversary of the adoption of FidoNet Policy 4.07.
|
||
|
||
10 Sep 1999
|
||
10th anniversary of Zone 5 operations.
|
||
|
||
31 Dec 1999
|
||
Hogmanay, Scotland. The New Year that can't be missed.
|
||
|
||
1 Jan 2000
|
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The 20th Century, C.E., is still taking place thru 31 Dec.
|
||
|
||
1 Jun 2000
|
||
EXPO 2000 World Exposition in Hannover (Germany) opens.
|
||
|
||
15 Sep 2000
|
||
Sydney (Australia) Summer Olympiad opens.
|
||
|
||
1 Jan 2001
|
||
This is the actual start of the new millennium, C.E.
|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 16 24 Aug 1998
|
||
|
||
|
||
-- If YOU have something which you would like to see in this
|
||
Future History, please send a note to the FidoNews Editor.
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 17 24 Aug 1998
|
||
|
||
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
FIDONET BY INTERNET
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
This is a list of all FidoNet-related sites reported to the
|
||
FidoNews Editor as of this issue; see the notice at the end.
|
||
|
||
FidoNet:
|
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|
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Homepage http://www.fidonet.org
|
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FidoNews http://www.fidonews.org [HTML]
|
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http://209.77.228.66/fidonews.html [ASCII]
|
||
WWW sources http://www.scms.rgu.ac.uk/students/cs_yr94/lk/fido.html
|
||
FTSC page http://www.goldware.dk/ftsc
|
||
Echomail [pending]
|
||
WebRing http://ddi.digital.net/~cbaker84/fnetring.html [TFN]
|
||
General http://owls.com/~jerrys/fidonet.html
|
||
http://www.trak-one.co.uk/foti
|
||
|
||
============
|
||
|
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Zone 1: http://www.z1.fidonet.org
|
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|
||
Region 10: http://www.psnw.com/~net205/region10.html
|
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|
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Region 11: http://oeonline.com/~garyg/region11/
|
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|
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Region 18: http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/
|
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|
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Region 19: http://www.compconn.net
|
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|
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============
|
||
|
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Zone 2: http://www.z2.fidonet.org
|
||
|
||
ZEC2:
|
||
Zone 2 Elist: http://www.fbone.ch/echolist/
|
||
|
||
Region 20: http://www.fidonet.pp.se (in Swedish)
|
||
|
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Region 23: http://www.fido.dk (in Danish)
|
||
|
||
Region 24: http://www.swb.de/personal/flop/gatebau.html (German)
|
||
Fido-IP: http://home.nrh.de/~lbehet/fido (English/German)
|
||
|
||
Region 25: http://www.bsnet.co.uk/net2502/net/
|
||
|
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Region 26: http://www.nemesis.ie
|
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REC 26: http://www.nrgsys.com/orb
|
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|
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Region 27: http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm
|
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|
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Region 29: http://www.rtfm.be/fidonet/ (French)
|
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|
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Region 30: http://www.fidonet.ch (Swiss?)
|
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|
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 18 24 Aug 1998
|
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|
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|
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Region 33: http://www.fidoitalia.net (Italian)
|
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|
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Region 34: http://www.pobox.com/cnb/r34.htm (Spanish)
|
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REC34: http://pobox.com/~chr
|
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|
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Region 36: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7207/
|
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|
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Region 38: http://public.st.carnet.hr/~blagi/bbs/adriam.html
|
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|
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Region 41: http://www.fidonet.gr (Greek/English)
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|
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Region 48: http://www.fidonet.org.pl
|
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|
||
Region 50: http://www.fido7.com/ (Russian)
|
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Net 5010: http://fido.tu-chel.ac.ru/ (Russian)
|
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Net 5015: http://www.fido.nnov.ru/ (Russian)
|
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Net 5030: http://kenga.ru/fido/ (Russian & English)
|
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Net 5073: http://people.weekend.ru/soa/ (Russian)
|
||
|
||
============
|
||
|
||
Zone 3: http://www.z3.fidonet.org
|
||
|
||
============
|
||
|
||
Zone 4: http://www.altern.org/zone4
|
||
|
||
Region 90: http://visitweb.com/fidonet
|
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Net 903: http://www.playagrande.com/refugio
|
||
Net 904: http://members.tripod.com/~net904 (Spanish)
|
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|
||
============
|
||
|
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Zone 5: http://www.eastcape.co.za/fidonet/index.htm
|
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|
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============
|
||
|
||
Zone 6: http://www.z6.fidonet.org
|
||
|
||
Region 65: http://www.cfido.com/fidonet/cfidochina.html (Chinese)
|
||
|
||
============
|
||
|
||
Pages listed above are as submitted to the FidoNews Editor,
|
||
and generally reflect Zone and Regional Web Page sites. If
|
||
no Regional site is submitted, the first Network page from
|
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that Region is used in its place. Generally, Regional pages
|
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should list access points to all Networks within the Region.
|
||
|
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TCP/IP accessible node access information should be submitted
|
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to the FidoNews Editor for inclusion in their Region or Zone.
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|
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-----------oOo-------------
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|
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Fidonet Via Internet Hubs
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 19 24 Aug 1998
|
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|
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|
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Node# | Operator | Facilities (*) | Speed | Basic Rate
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-----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+-----------
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1:12/12 | Ken Wilson | FTP | T1 | $24mo.
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1:13/25 | Jim Balcom | FTP | 56k | $20mo.
|
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1:124/7008 | Ben Hamilton |FTP,VMoT,F2I,UUE| 64k | $10/$20mo.
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1:140/12 | Bob Seaborn | FTP | T1 | $5/$20
|
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1:270/101 | George Peace | FTP | T1 | $30mo.
|
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1:271/140 | Tom Barstow | F2I | ??? | $2mo.
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1:275/1 | Joshua Ecklund | UUE,F2I | 28.8 | $10/yr.
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1:280/169 | Brian Greenstreet | FTP | 33.6 | $2mo.
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1:2401/305 | Peter Rocca | FTP,UUE | T1 | unkn
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1:2424/10 | Alec Grynspan | FTP,VMoT | T1 | $1mo.
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1:2424/3121| Earl Clark | UUE | 33.6 | n/c
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1:342/1022 | Steve Steffler | UUE,F2I | 33.6 | n/c
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|
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2:2411/413 | Dennis Dittrich | UUE | 64k | n/c
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|
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2:335/610 | Gino Lucrezi | UUE | 33.6 | n/c
|
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2:469/84 | Max Masyutin | VMoT | 256k | n/c
|
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2:2474/275 | Christian Emig | UUE | 64k | unkn
|
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2:2490/5170| Lenny Murphy | F2I | ??? | n/c
|
||
5:7104/2 | Henk Wolsink | FTP | 28.8 | n/c
|
||
--
|
||
+ VMoT = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various)
|
||
+ F2I = Fido2Int (W95)
|
||
+ UUE = uuencode<->email packet transfers
|
||
|
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compiled by C. Ingersoll, 1:2623/71, (609)814-1978, fbn@dandy.net
|
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Posted on the 1st of every month in FN_SYSOP, R13SYSOP and Fidonews.
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|
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! Origin: * Fly By Night * (609)814-1978 *(1:2623/71)
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STAR SOURCE for ALL Past Issues via FTP and file-request -
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Available for FReq from 1:396/1 or by anonymous FTP from:
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ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/
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FIDONEWS 15-34 Page 22 24 Aug 1998
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Each yearly archive also contains a listing of the Table-of-Contents
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for that year's issues. The total set is currently about 13 Megs.
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The current week's FidoNews and the FidoNews public-key are now also
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available almost immediately after publication on the FidoNews Editor
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homepage on the World Wide Web at:
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http://209.77.228.66/fidonews.html
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There are also links there to jim barchuk's HTML FidoNews source and
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to John Souvestre's FTP site for the archives. There is also an
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email link for sending in an article as message text. Drop on over.
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SUBMISSIONS: You are encouraged to submit articles for publication in
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FidoNews. Article submission requirements are contained in the file
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ARTSPEC.DOC, available from the FidoNews Editor, or file-requestable
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from 5:5/23 [5:7104/2] as file "ARTSPEC.DOC". ALL Zone Coordinators
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also have copies of ARTSPEC.DOC. Please read it.
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"Fido", "FidoNet" and the dog-with-diskette are U.S. registered
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trademarks of Tom Jennings, P.O. Box 410923, San Francisco, CA 94141,
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and are used with permission.
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"Disagreement is actually necessary,
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or we'd all have to get in fights
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or something to amuse ourselves
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and create the requisite chaos."
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-Tom Jennings
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