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F I D O N E W S -- Vol.11 No.51 (19-Dec-1994)
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| A newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: |
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| FidoNet BBS community | "FidoNews" BBS |
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| _ | +1-519-570-4176 |
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| /|oo \ | Small animal psychology and |
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| (_| /_) | Spiritual guidance Department: |
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| _`@/_ \ _ | Rev. Richard Visage 1:163/409 |
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| | (*) | \ )) | Editor: |
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| |__U__| / \// | Donald Tees 1:221/192 |
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| _//|| _\ / | Sylvia Maxwell 1:221/194 |
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| (_/(_|(____/ | Tim |
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| (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. |
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| | -- JOSEPH PULITZER |
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| Submission address: editors 1:1/23 |
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| MORE addresses: |
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| Don -- don@exlibris.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca |
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| Max -- max@exlibris.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca |
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| Tim Pozar -- pozar@kumr.lns.com |
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| David Deitch -- 1:133/411.411, deitch@gisatl.fidonet.org |
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| submissions=> editor@exlibris.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca |
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| For information, copyrights, article submissions, |
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| obtaining copies of fidonews or the internet gateway faq |
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| please refer to the end of this file. |
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Table of Contents
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1. Editorial..................................................... 2
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2. Articles...................................................... 2
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Censorship? Read a dictionary instead....................... 2
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New Contest for all Fidonetters!............................ 3
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Dear Reverend Visage,....................................... 4
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CORELDRAW echo available.................................... 7
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Subject: ECHO RAMMINGS AND PKTIM............................ 7
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What the hell is the ZC's PROBLEM ANYHOW?!.................. 8
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ECSTASY echo available...................................... 9
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Just My Humble Opinion about Fidonews....................... 10
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Vengeance is ours........................................... 11
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RUNE'S RAG & RAH changing . . .............................. 13
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He's back................................................... 13
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Comment on FidoNews Vol.11 No.50: a letter to the editor.... 15
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Reformatting FidoNews....................................... 15
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Age Discrimination?......................................... 20
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q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q................................... 22
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Some Real Future Problems................................... 23
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Echo area Advertisment...................................... 25
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 2 19 Dec 1994
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A quick comment on commercial advertising................... 26
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3. Fidonews Information.......................................... 27
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Editorial
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We have a large issue this week ... in fact one of the
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largest we have ever had. So. No editorial, just the snooze,
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and a wish for a good Christmass from Max and I to those that
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celebrate it (and the rest too ...) ;<)
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Articles
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Censorship? Read a dictionary instead.
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By Rick Pali (1:163/328)
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In Snooze 1148 Tom Rightmer, 1:385/0 wrote:
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>I fail to understand why this is necessary in a
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>publication of this type, especially when you
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>consider that children will be reading this garbage.
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When I read this, I thought Tom was going to go after
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what I'd consider *really* offensive profanity. Then
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I read this:
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>What's next after "Dominatrix"? I can just hear
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>junior now, "Daddy, what is a dominatrix?"
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Dominatrix? Never had my mouth washed out for that one!
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Yes, I know what it means but does it *really* mean
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that? Could it be a word that has had it's meaning
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corrupted? Let's see.
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Pulling out my handy-dandy Shorter Oxford, dominatrix
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is defined as "A female dominator or ruler."
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Hmmm...nothing bad there. Perhaps 'dominator' is where
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all the dirt is. The Oxford says about dominator:
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"1. A person who or thing which dominates; a ruler,
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a lord. 2. A planet or sign that dominates a
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particular person or region."
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Nope nothing bad there either. Perhaps if junior asks
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what something means, he should be directed to the
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dictionary. No need to conduct a book-burning because
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the first thing *you* thing of is perhaps morally
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reprehensible.
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Rick.
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 3 19 Dec 1994
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New Contest for all Fidonetters!
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By Michael Johnson
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Hello again Fidonetters! Once again I am coming to you
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through the void to make another tasteless offering of community
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fun, Fido-style. Yes, I have a project that is both loads of fun
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and cathartic at the same time.
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I propose at this time that the annual FLAME Asshole of the
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Year (AOY) be expanded beyond the usual boundaries of FLAME to
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include the entire Fidonet population at large. For several
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years now we have been hoarding our precious AOY contest all by
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ourselves in a secluded, secretive manner that patently ignores
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other non-FLAME participants and persons who avoid FLAME for
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whatever reason. It has come to our attention that there are
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several AOY-quality candidates out there who for one reason or
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another have never been included into our little admiration
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society...mostly because they do not participate in FLAME.
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I have decided to change all of that as of this year, since
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I am the duly appointed AOY election coordinator 1994. Oh, there
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is another one-armed no-penis skinhead over there named Shithead
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who has decided to hijack the AOY contest from it's rightful
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owners, but we are just ignoring the dumb cow-milking bastard
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and so should you. I am in control of this contest and anyone
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who says different is running the risk of getting their
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hard-drive smoked from a mysterious virus from....uhhhh
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somewhere.
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*How to nominate- To nominate a person for Fidonet Asshole
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of the Year(TM), you simply have to post a quick letter to
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Shelby Sherman at 1:123/67. Sheets is our official tallier of
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AOY nominations. You will need to include your netmail address
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and a quick synopsis of why you think your nominee should be
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recognized as the Fidonet Asshole of the Year(TM). You
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nomination should be dated no later than Dec. 21, 1994 and
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should be received by Sheets Sherman no later than Dec. 25,
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1994. PLEASE BE SPECIFIC as to the asshole-qualifications of
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your nominee so that we can quickly categorize it along with the
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hundreds of others submitted.
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The decision of the judge(s) is/are final as long as they agree
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with me.
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That's the kind of asshole I really am.
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*What we are looking for- We are plainly not interested in
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the usual anal-retentives you might find annoying, troublesome
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or idiotic. No, we are looking for the champions of the world.
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Your NC probably will not qualify for the coveted FAOY award
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because there are so many NC's and most are assholes 99% of the
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time anyhow. No, these are people we _expect_ to be
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assholes...they do not count. Your RC/REC's might find it tough
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to fade the competetion available as well, so unless the FIDOnet
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 4 19 Dec 1994
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officer (*C) you have in mind is one whale-of-an-asshole, forget
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it. They are assholes because you elected them to be
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assholes...no points. We are looking for the real
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bottom-scrapings of the asshole pile here in Fido. Consider that
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if your nomination is not below our minimum standards, we will
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turn our vengance upon you, sending assholish replies in
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triplicate...with spelling errors marked in red ANSI
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thingamajiggers.
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*Why we are doing this- Because Fido is getting really
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boring and we need to raise the netwide blood pressure readings
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for sysops in order to power our new satellite system uplink and
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break the backs of the corporate power-mongering
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censorship-prone dorks over at Planet Connect. Absolute uplink
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power corrupts absolutely...and we are gonna try to run the
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bastards out of business by running on a source of energy that
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is replenishable and freely available....rising sysop
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bloodpressures.
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*Alternate reason why we are doing this- it needs to be
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done. Fido needs a ranking system for the plethora of assholes
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we now have available. Gone are the days when we can count the
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number of true network assholes on one hand. We are now at the
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point that we may have to consider categories instead of one
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true singular award....ah well, we'll see how it goes next year
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before we do anything _really_ drastic.
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I might wind this up by saying that this is a REAL contest
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and an award WILL BE given as well as an update announcement in
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Fidonews. We are quite serious about our coveted award and I am
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taking a lot of flak for going out netwide with what had been
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previously an award reserved only to Flamers of tenure. If you
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don't have someone who is a serious, total asshole...don't even
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waste our time.
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Dear Editor-Beings: Please indicate that the following
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article is submitted by Charles Herriot (1:163/110) so that
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poor Dallas doesn't get his knickers in a knot over
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authorship. (Note to Dallas: Hon, couldja add a few more
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lines of invective about Swamp Swine magazine... we're
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bigtime upset that you didn't even mention that we smell
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funny.)
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Swamp Swine Magazine,
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Caesar's Wife Was Easy Division,
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Shuckmagosh, Ohio
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Dear Reverend Visage,
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It is no exaggeration to say that the shot has really hit
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the faun. My house is being picketed by a bunch of
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Bambi-loving fanatics, identifying themselves as "Deer
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Nation." It seems that mentioning Bob "Bob" Satti and moose
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 5 19 Dec 1994
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in the same sentence has been described as injurious to the
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perfectly good reputations of meese. To moose everywhere, my
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abject apologies. (And now, if the Deer Nation folks would
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stop threatening to "out" me for the incident where I
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partook of a small piece of WhiteTail, I'd be able to lash
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this thing together and get it sent off to Snoozland.)
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How much do you think Swamp Swine will pay Dallas "Nearer My
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Bob To Me" Hinton for that ringing endorsement of their
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esteemed rag? I mean, stirring words like "poor quality
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innuendo and trash masquerading as political satire" are
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just about the nicest things that anyone has ever said about
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Swamp Swine. A tear came to my eye, which really had almost
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nothing to do with the bouts of laughter that were
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convulsing my poor hulk. Dallas "Cheerleader" Hinton went
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onwards to get all of his appendages into his mouth when he
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critiqued the Snooz.
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Dallas took umbrage with the fact that the long, boring
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screed about the various Stein vs. Kolin appeals were
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unsigned, unattributed and represented something that he
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identified as an "attempt to subvert due process." I think
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I will pause a moment to reflect upon "due process." One
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wonders if Dallas would rather that the *Cs be permitted to
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render decisions under the cloak of darkness, unfettered by
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public scrutiny. If such is the case, then perhaps Dallas
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ought to be slapped upside the head with the parable
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involving Caesar's wife. The paraphrase that fits this
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context is that justice must not only be done, but be SEEN
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to be done. If the Johnston and Satti render decisions which
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are abjectly idiotic, then it is quite appropriate to raise
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that opinion and support it by the documentary evidence upon
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which these boneheads made their decision. I submitted the
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long boring screed and wrote those parts which weren't
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obviously quotes from the *C-beings who rendered the various
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decisions. Poor Dallas leapt to one of his many incorrect
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assumptions by attributing the article to Luke Kolin.
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I noted that Satti didn't bother to respond, no doubt
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feeling that by sending in the second string clown in the
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form of Dallas would serve to defend the Divine Rights of
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*C-beings. This probably has much to do with what should be
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Satti's embarrassment for having issued a decision so devoid
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of reason or concepts of justice. Poor Dallas just doesn't
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get it. The Snooz is whatever the contributors choose to
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make it. If Dallas wants it to become the sort of uplifting
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journal that he would be proud to use for training his dogs,
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then the onus is on him to write and submit articles. Since
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the Snooz will print almost anything that comes in over the
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transom, it can't be "unkaputtnix" by cloacally-impaired
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weenies who whine about content. (P.S. to Dirk Ohme: Your
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cheque's in the mail for royalties on the great new word.)
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Special mention should go to Ryan "Follow Your Daughter
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Home" Watson who summed up his WhineMail(tm) with the
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 6 19 Dec 1994
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statement that while he can swear like a sailor he doesn't
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want his daughter exposed to that sort of thing. Could some
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kind soul please undertake to produce a "Ryan's Daughter"
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version of the Snooz so that the poor hypocrite can continue
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to believe that his daughter won't acquire a rich vocabulary
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as well? As to limiting Fidonet access to 18 and overs, I
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would think that he just hasn't gone far enough with this
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idea... surely he would want the whole net composed of
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mouthbreathing, tub-thumping, cretins so that he is
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surrounded by his peers in the unlikely event that he lets
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slip one of the seven words that used to be forbidden on
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television. A nice warm hand job for Ryan, I say, and may
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the farce be with him.
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We should inveigle some Snooz slushfunds to send out to poor
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Rick Moen who lives on the California fault lines. What has
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engendered my solicitous feelings for Rick has to do with
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the fact that, while having the nodediff segment read to me,
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I noted that our lil' buddy Johnny "President of the
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Commodore Computer Club" Hart has been lofted into an NC
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position. Who says that the California Spam 'N Timmies can't
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eventually achieve greatness, and to think that we knew
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Johnny when he was just another ill-humoured troll who
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helped garrote the Commode D'OR echo. When Rick Moen
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realizes that we're gonna blame him for Johnny's election,
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he may want to rethink the lamed waff offer. (Special note
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to Ryan: Even though I am sure that you are a cunning
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lingoist, you ought to know that "lamed waf" isn't a swear
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word.)
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Your absence has caused the natives to become restless. Even
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the the editrix is arguing with herselves about your
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disappearance. I suspect that you are glued to your
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television, watching the Australian National Cricket team
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throw hard red balls at the shins of opposing teams. This
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sport where grown men spend whole days trying to knock three
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little sticks down has to be your kind of entertainment. Do
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drop Emilia a line, if for no other reason than to instruct
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her on what she is supposed to do with the three truckloads
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of Great Auk guano that you thoughtfully ordered.
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I must go Visage, the Deer Nation folks have invaded my wine
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cellars and have started to flail the velvet from the
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wallpaper. There'll be heck to pay if they find out that
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your flintlock was used to knock off Bambi's mother.
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Regards,
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Doc Logger,
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Giant Clam School of Ballet & Surfing,
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Yap Island, Micronesia
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 7 19 Dec 1994
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CORELDRAW echo available
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CORELDRAW echo available from 1:163/328
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CorelDraw is the leading professional graphics package available for
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PCs running MS Windows. With a program as complex as this one, there
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are bound to be tips and tricks you're not aware of to help you work
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faster and better. Tune in to the CORELDRAW echo to discuss the
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software, and how you work with it.
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If you're interested in a feed, or more information, please feel free
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to drop me a netmail message.
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Rick Pali
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CORELDRAW Moderator
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1:163/328
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Subject: ECHO RAMMINGS AND PKTIM
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From: Bill Dirks (1:250/603)
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To: Editor (1:1/23)
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This letter is to inform all concerned with the echo
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rammings of a rather disturbing revelation.
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The recent barrage of filth that has plummeted into Virus,
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Virus_Info, and Dirty_Dozens was not the only problem we have
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regarding rammings. The cretins have now attacked the Pascal
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conference.
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It is well known that most of the Virus_Nfo participants are
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programmers in C. I have information to the fact that this
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latest attack was again headed up by the moderator of one of the
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virus conferences in an attempt to get the users of the Pascal
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conference to abandon it, and join the C echos. This activity
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CANNOT, and WILL NOT be tolerated! I am sure there are a lot of
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programmers who are happy with Pascal, and do not wish to read
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the C echos, not to mention learn yet another language.
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I am also disturbed by the release of a program by Adrian
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Walker called PKTIM. I have it on good information that Mr.
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Walker is in cahoots with the rest of these cretins, and
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deliberately released this program with the power to add phoney
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kludge lines to bogus packets. Adrian Walker apparently has a
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problem with the recent *C elections, and is disgruntled about
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the outcome. This is his way of "getting even".
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PKTIM will allow the insertion of bogus kludge lines into
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packets very readily, and is a virtual nightmare in light of the
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recent rammings. Adrian makes it very clear that "improper use
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of PKTIM could be in violation of Fido Policy". Well, Walker
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has just tripped himself up with the support and release of this
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evil program, as he is now in the public spotlight, and the
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 8 19 Dec 1994
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"jig" is up. He SAYS that PKTIM is basically designed to detect
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grunged and bogus packets, but we already HAVE programs to do
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that. Now I ask you, was the release of this package REALLY for
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the good of Fido?
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Where is the bright side to this whole thing? Again, I am
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currently pursuing this further, and have enlisted some help of
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my own. With the help of Alan Taylor of the U.S. Customs
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Service, we will bring the justice to those involved in this
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heinous conspiracy. He can be reached at 317-784-5725 between
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11pm and 7:30am CDT with any pertinant information you might
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have. We simply cannot allow ourselves to be held hostage by
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these cretins, and must fight back. I will keep all posted on
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the situation as it progresses. This is not to be taken lightly.
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One last thing. Be sure to use session level passwords! I
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cannot stress that enough. In my last articles I explained the
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reason for this, and will not repeat it here, but can tell you
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that you MUST use session level passwords to lock out these
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cretins from your system.
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I am seriously considering publically boycotting the
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Virus_Nfo and Flame conferences publically, as well as the use
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of PKTIM. Perhaps while we are bringing about justice, we can
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slow the much-wanted traffic in these echos to a halt, legally,
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and eliminate the use of PKTIM for diabolical reasons. Please
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join me in this peacful protest. Let's take Fido back, and
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again, make it the best in the world!
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Bill Dirks
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What the hell is the ZC's PROBLEM ANYHOW?!
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By Delbert Felton
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Great goathair, you guys! What in the H E Double-Ell is
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going on up there? It seems like everything in the world is
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going wrong and it's all that darned ZC's fault! I mean the guys
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who were complaining about Fidonews being impossible for blind
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folks to read. What the hell is the ZC going to do about
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THAT?....and another thing, why the heck can't he get those guys
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over in zones 1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7(those guys!) all together and
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somehow achieve a group cyber-hug or something to get their
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damned nerves down? NOOOOOOooooooo, they have to always be in a
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snit, filing a bunch of policy complaints and being disruptive.
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Why can't we all get along?
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The ZC....it's that simple.
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I have been reading the last few issues and I am starting to
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come to the conclusion that the ZC (Bob Satti 1:1/0) is actually
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the devil himself, evil incarnate. Yes, I know that is a rather
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harsh pronouncement, but what else can one think when confronted
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with as much evidence as presented in Fidonews 1149? We have to
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 9 19 Dec 1994
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excise this evil among us and place a wooden stake against his
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throbbing Canadian heart and then be brave enough to pound it
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in...ending forever the Black Master's dominance of Fidonet and
|
||
returning it to it's rightful owners. This is what will be
|
||
required to end the Reign of Terror that he has begun in our
|
||
blessed precious network. The beast must die.
|
||
|
||
It is the only way to bring zones 2 and 7 into geographical
|
||
compliance, the only possible way to end the rammings by
|
||
mysterious persons who seem to favour crosslinking golden-shower
|
||
echos with HOME_HANDYMAN, the only way to end bad words in
|
||
Fidonews, the only way to stop abusive netmail and above all
|
||
else it is the only way you will ever get a anal-retentive
|
||
policy complaint taken seriously. I think the real smart sysops
|
||
out there know now what we must do. Yes, the ZC must be
|
||
sacrificed to the gods of telecommunications so that we can all
|
||
have normal boards in normal cities with only normal people
|
||
logging on writing normal messages in normal echos all about
|
||
being on-topic and politically correct.
|
||
|
||
That's the way we wanted it wasn't it?
|
||
|
||
Well, wasn't it?
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
ECSTASY echo available
|
||
|
||
ECSTASY echo available from 1:163/328
|
||
|
||
The echo is called ECSTACY. The topic is the music of
|
||
Sarah McLachlan, Tori Amos, Kate Bush, Jane Siberry and similar
|
||
non-commercial female artists. Any discussion, debate, news and
|
||
questions about these performers are welcome. If you've visited
|
||
the Usenet group rec.music.gaffa, you'll feel right at home in
|
||
ECSTASY.
|
||
|
||
The echo isn't backboned yet so distribution is private. Traffic
|
||
now is less than 50 messages a week but that will increase as
|
||
more systems link in.
|
||
|
||
If you're interested in a feed, or more information please feel
|
||
free to drop me a netmail message.
|
||
|
||
Rick Pali
|
||
ECSTASY Moderator
|
||
1:163/328
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 10 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
|
||
Just My Humble Opinion about Fidonews
|
||
Chris Leung (6:700/703)
|
||
|
||
Before I share my humble opinion about Fidonews, let me say
|
||
some words of thanks to our Editor, Sylvia, Donald and Tim,
|
||
first:
|
||
|
||
"Thank you very much for your generous effort in compiling
|
||
this magazine for us! I am sure it is not easy to be the
|
||
editors of any magazine or journal, let alone Fidonews, the
|
||
cosmopolitan electronic magazine for fido friends spreading
|
||
over the Earth with different cultures and norms. :-) "
|
||
|
||
Umm... I appreciate the comment from Mr. Dallas Hinton
|
||
(1:153/715) about the contents of our Fidonews. Constructive
|
||
comment does help make improvement. However, I have to admit
|
||
that some things in life are out of our control...
|
||
|
||
In my humble opinion, we cannot expect too much from our
|
||
Editors for a good Fidonews. Yes, they can cut away some
|
||
"not-so-informative" articles. But may I ask: Who can set
|
||
the criteria for us...? If there is only a small number of
|
||
"informative" articles being submitted, what can the Editors
|
||
do...? Shall we force them to "produce" them...? I don't
|
||
think so. :-| This is not the way for doing news!
|
||
|
||
As Mr. Dallas Hinton pointed out, Fidonews should be
|
||
educational and entertaining... I agree at this.
|
||
Fidonews is a bridge. It connects us together. It gives
|
||
sysops coming from different zones a chance to meet and share
|
||
together. This is why FidoNet is popular. FidoNet should
|
||
be a transcendent family, embracing different sorts
|
||
of people and viewpoints.
|
||
|
||
Complaining about someone else in Fidonews is also a kind of
|
||
communication, in my humble opinion. The freedom of speech
|
||
in Fidonews allows sysops to voice out their grievances and
|
||
appreciations (hope this will be more). This is good!
|
||
This helps make Fidonews a device to monitor the development
|
||
of FidoNet.
|
||
|
||
However, Fidonews should be more than that!!! There should
|
||
be more positive elements here. Injecting them into
|
||
Fidonews is not the privilege of our Editors. We, each fido
|
||
memeber, do have the ability to contribute such positive
|
||
elements to this magazine. For example:
|
||
|
||
1. Writing a short account of your good experience with sysops.
|
||
2. Introducing good shareware you have been using.
|
||
3. Submitting a newspaper cutting of your local newspaper
|
||
relating to the development of BBS.
|
||
4. Disclose the source codes of any *small* program you created
|
||
you think useful to other sysops, just like the FNFILTER by
|
||
Mr. John Herro (1:374/38.2). I appreciate his effort
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 11 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
very much. (Salute to him... :-> )
|
||
|
||
Well... as submission of articles may involve IDD for many
|
||
sysops, money $$$ counts too. In order to reduce the cost
|
||
and encourage more participations from sysops of different
|
||
zones, I have the following suggestion:
|
||
|
||
1. Establish a Fidonews Editorial Committee which consists
|
||
of fido members from all zones.
|
||
2. Each zone collects the articles and submits them via
|
||
Internet, if possible. This helps save cost for other
|
||
sysops.
|
||
3. Sysops may write articles in their mother-tongues.
|
||
The articles may then be translated into English and
|
||
submitted to the Zone Editor for publishing.
|
||
(Mechanism similar to the production of the nodelist.)
|
||
4. If some sysops are interested, they may become the
|
||
reporters of Fidonews and write feature articles regularly.
|
||
|
||
Come! Let us make FidoNet a better place to be...... :-)
|
||
|
||
Wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
|
||
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Vengeance is ours
|
||
|
||
by Shawn McMahon
|
||
Fido: 1:19/34
|
||
Internet: smcmahon@cyberspace.net
|
||
|
||
The "Mike Bourff" letter.
|
||
|
||
Recently, everybody in Region 19 got sent the following message, via
|
||
routed mail:
|
||
|
||
---------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
From: Mike Bourff, 1:363/3000
|
||
To: Shawn McMahon, 1:19/34
|
||
Subject: Now Take Checks Online!
|
||
Date: 11-11-94 22:54
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
Associated Financial Services
|
||
101 Wymore Rd. Suite 100
|
||
Altamonte Springs, FL 32714
|
||
|
||
407/682-5550(VOICE)
|
||
407/682-3234(FAX)
|
||
|
||
Dear Shawn,
|
||
|
||
Here is some WONDERFUL information you will probably be most happy to
|
||
learn about. Please take just a moment to read this information and give
|
||
us a call so we can you started today!
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 12 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
|
||
Introducing CHECK BILLING ONLINE....
|
||
------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
The end of the message listed 1:363/1000 as the origin, instead of 3000.
|
||
|
||
Neither address exists.
|
||
|
||
Now, this wasn't too much of a big deal for the nets, since the idiot
|
||
called NCs directly and thus people didn't pay long distance to import
|
||
the message. HOWEVER, he also sent it to the RC. This means that all
|
||
of us independants who picked up our mail before the RC deleted this
|
||
trash had to pay for it.
|
||
|
||
Of course, Mr. Bourff chose to use a bogus mailer setup so that nobody
|
||
in Fidonet could be held responsible.
|
||
|
||
After receiving this, I faxed a letter to the company asking them if Mr.
|
||
Bourff indeed works for them, and if he was indeed the source of the
|
||
bombing run. In it, I demanded an apology from the company if it was
|
||
indeed one of their employees.
|
||
|
||
I've received no reply. Therefore, I'm calling upon all Fidonet members
|
||
who received this message, or didn't receive it but don't like what the
|
||
company did, to take note of the fax number included, and send the
|
||
company a letter expressing your displeasure.
|
||
|
||
I'd also recommend that any of you considering purchasing this product,
|
||
or any other product from this company, instead boycott them and be sure
|
||
to let them know exactly why you're doing it.
|
||
|
||
There's nothing that can be done about this kind of net.crap by the *Cs,
|
||
but we can damn well make it a habit to punish those who condone it
|
||
every time. If we do that, fewer people will be willing to play.
|
||
|
||
Fax your letters to the number given above.
|
||
|
||
BTW, please don't include thousands of extra CRs at the end of your
|
||
letter. That would run all the paper off the company's fax machine,
|
||
costing them lots of money. It would be a very bad thing to do, and I
|
||
don't think anybody should do it.
|
||
|
||
In a similar vein, it would be a very bad thing if you were to list
|
||
their business number as a phone-sex line in Penthouse. Please refrain
|
||
from doing anything similar to this, as well.
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 13 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
|
||
RUNE'S RAG & RAH changing . . .
|
||
|
||
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
|
||
|
||
Dave Bealer & Rick Arnold
|
||
1:261/129 1:2601/522
|
||
|
||
Please take note of the following changes to these e-magazines.
|
||
|
||
While dreaming is common to all of us, few of us forge ahead as
|
||
we should. For some time now two magazines have inhabited every
|
||
corner of cyberspace, making people laugh and, hopefully, think.
|
||
Random Access Humor (RAH) and RUNE'S RAG have made friends
|
||
worldwide and beyond, given recent satellite broadcasting.
|
||
|
||
Now the time has come to move on -- to grow.
|
||
|
||
On January 2, 1995 a new friend is coming to town. DREAM FORGE
|
||
will combine the best of your two old friends with added features
|
||
that will blow (or at least expand) your mind. Still offering the
|
||
formats you are familiar with, DREAM FORGE will be available in
|
||
plain ASCII text and Readroom editions.
|
||
|
||
Distributed through the same channels as its predecessors, Dream
|
||
Forge will be introduced through demo issues in January and
|
||
February 1995. Beginning in March 1995, DREAM FORGE will only be
|
||
available to subscribers. RAH and RUNE'S RAG will both cease
|
||
publication after their February 1995 issues.
|
||
|
||
DREAM FORGE will be a monthly collection of fiction, commentary,
|
||
satire, reviews and poetry blended to inform and entertain you.
|
||
New voices will join the familiar voices from RAH and RUNE'S RAG
|
||
to create a chorus of dreams.
|
||
|
||
Your old friends are in transition, and would like you to share in
|
||
forging this new dream. Make sure your sysop knows you want to see
|
||
DREAM FORGE every month.
|
||
|
||
Rick Arnold Dave Bealer
|
||
Editor, RUNE'S RAG Editor, Random Access Humor
|
||
Managing Editor, DREAM FORGE Humor Editor, DREAM FORGE
|
||
Fido: 1:2601/522 Fido: 1:261/1129
|
||
Internet: rarnold@dreamforge.com Internet: dbealer@dreamforge.com
|
||
|
||
Seasons Greetings from DREAM FORGE e-magazine to all those in Fido!
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
He's back
|
||
|
||
There is a infection in Fido starting to spread the Net like
|
||
the Plauge. Why well of course Steve Winters is back. How many
|
||
of us wish to be rid of that name. But it seems George Peace has
|
||
decided that ol Steve should be allowed back into Fido.
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 14 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
|
||
After his numerous threats to do Legal action I see he has the
|
||
Fido Hiearchy running scared. My story is like many others just
|
||
happened to get on Steve's bad side and have gotten harrased
|
||
for the past month. It all started when I forgot to Kill
|
||
Holly_Bible when it and him were originally banished. Since I
|
||
pull the feed off of Planet Connect it kept on coming. My
|
||
christian users kept on posting in the echo.
|
||
|
||
Then just before Thanksgiving I get the Standard Steve Winters
|
||
Cut a user spiel and I say hey yer not in fido Bugger off...
|
||
That's when things went downhill. After I recieved numerous
|
||
one sided screaming phone calls from Steve were he called me
|
||
the Devil the Anti Christ and false christian scum plus a lot
|
||
I cannot repeat here.. Now folks I'm a big boy an can take it.
|
||
But then he started in on my Wife when she answered the phone.
|
||
It got personal folks she actually cried after his outburst.
|
||
|
||
Well I complained and screamed at Planet Connect for the Next
|
||
3 weeks to cut his Feed as it was becoming apparent that this
|
||
guy was not gonna stop. Well Joe Overholt (Planet Connect) and
|
||
George Peace had a discusion of some sort then Joe and Boyd at
|
||
Planet Connect had a discussion of some sort then PC had a
|
||
change of Policy. Planet Connect decided to cut the illegal
|
||
re-feed of Holly Bible.. This I got through a conversation
|
||
with Johnny Green on the phone at Planet Connect on V day.
|
||
It seems my name came up some because the secetary knew who I
|
||
was when I called she said I've heard yer name around here
|
||
today (UH OH)
|
||
|
||
Well anyway we won round 2. Winters, holly bible, out of
|
||
Fido. Then his Illegal gateway onto fido through Planet
|
||
Connect gone. I figure victory for Fidonet
|
||
|
||
WRONG George blew it and as of Dec 9 Steve has a node number
|
||
again. I have it direct from a RC's Netmail that Gearge made
|
||
the decsion and none of the RC's had a say. I'm not at all
|
||
ashamed to say I'm less than happy with George this is my
|
||
second dealings with George and sorry folks stature or not
|
||
I'm not impressed I'm pissed.
|
||
|
||
It will be the downfall of Fido mark my words. We are no
|
||
better than our prison systems Steve Gets Parole after
|
||
getting Life. Now Stevie has his node number back whats next
|
||
Pre rapture echo.. I urge every Fido Sysop that has the GUTS
|
||
to send a Netmail to George and the Zone Cordinator Council
|
||
to discuss your displeasure.
|
||
|
||
By the way never call Steve's 800# to leave him voice mail
|
||
he will sick the police on ya. He did me after I left 3 normal
|
||
non harrasing messages on his voice mail. Asking for a cease
|
||
fire. The Police officer actually asked me if Steve was a
|
||
fanatic this was after him only dealing with Steve once.
|
||
It's kinda funny though he tried to get me in trouble.
|
||
Actually playing like he was the Victim.
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 15 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
|
||
So we shall see how things work out. I would suggest all
|
||
Hubs and Sysops put Steve in the Twit file
|
||
|
||
Todd Cochrane
|
||
Sysop Hafa Adai Exchange
|
||
1:2612/114 & 115
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Comment on FidoNews Vol.11 No.50: a letter to the editor
|
||
|
||
by Randy Bush 1:105/42
|
||
just another bozo on the bus
|
||
|
||
In Snooze 11/50, Dallas Hinton objects to your printing an article
|
||
because it disagrees with him and objects to your printing the
|
||
Rev. Richard Visage's contributions.
|
||
|
||
IMIHO, if you can spend the inches on our local net.nazi's* defensive
|
||
rubbish, the rest is fine too. In fact, I find R Visage's stuff to be
|
||
some of the best ever published in the Snooze. But satire has never
|
||
been appreciated by those tottering at the top of some imaginary heap.
|
||
|
||
Beware of those who advocate censorship, hide process, hide in cliques.
|
||
They are the most insidious and dangerous form of autocracy.
|
||
|
||
* - ever notice that the ZC, the RC, the REC, ... are all in the same
|
||
net? can you say 'clique'?
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Reformatting FidoNews
|
||
Jesse Tharin
|
||
1:300/7
|
||
|
||
This brouhaha is silly. By writing two articles criticizing the way the
|
||
Snooze is formatted in an attempt to enlighten people to the fact that
|
||
not everyone in the world appreciates ASCII "art", I see my name
|
||
getting mentioned more often than Mr. Winter's. Before I try to drop
|
||
back into the obscurity I so richly want, let me give the idea one last
|
||
shot.
|
||
|
||
To combine and rephrase my original postulates, the FidoNews needs
|
||
to be reworked because it's line printer format is irrelevant for the
|
||
majority of it's readers, because excessive boilerplate and pagination
|
||
gives it an unnecessarily high noise-to-content ratio, and because its
|
||
visual bias needs to be recognized as the arrogant but passive bias
|
||
that it is.
|
||
|
||
Admit it: this is all noise, right? You want to be left alone; you
|
||
really don't give a damn one way or another about whether someone else
|
||
finds it difficult to easily read FidoNews, do you now? That's what
|
||
passive-arrogant bias is.
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 16 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
To correct a few off-the-wall assumptions, I do not speak for anyone
|
||
else when I give my opinions and I do *NOT* claim to speak for blind
|
||
people in general. I speak for one person, me, using a screen reader.
|
||
Whether I am blind, myopic, cross-eyed, eagle eyed, brown-eyed or six
|
||
feet tall is none of anyone's business and I don't need any bloody
|
||
liberal concern for poor little me, especially from people who don't
|
||
bother to read carefully.
|
||
|
||
I don't need a filter for blind guys; I can strip the junk just fine by
|
||
hand, thank you. It takes about two minutes with a sloppy macro. The
|
||
junk was added in deliberately when the FidoNews was compiled, and it
|
||
can be *NOT* added in just as well. I want and demand (admittedly a
|
||
threat-less and powerless demand) that the FidoNews be issued through
|
||
normal channels in a cleaner version. Keep the dog. Let those addicted
|
||
to pretty-print add in their own footers and page breaks. Let the
|
||
temporarily sharp sighted ones have the "filter."
|
||
|
||
One last complaint that has already been mentioned by another: the
|
||
editors need to better identify the beginning and the end of each
|
||
article. BEGIN ARTICLE <CRLF> <article name> would be a start.
|
||
|
||
I'm done. No more articles. I've said my piece several times and enough
|
||
is enough. There's no sense in responding to letters and articles
|
||
point-by-point since all that gets you is whining and sniper attacks. I
|
||
hope the editors do what I think is the right thing, but they'll pretty
|
||
much do their version of the right thing, so I expect nothing (cheap
|
||
shot). Submitted with this article is my version of a cleaned up and
|
||
updated ARTSPEC.DOC, correcting several factual and political errors.
|
||
I hope they adopt it and send it out.
|
||
|
||
Retiring from the field,
|
||
Jesse Tharin
|
||
Tucson by God Arizona
|
||
|
||
PROPOSED ARTSPEC.DOC
|
||
FidoNews Article Submission Guidelines
|
||
Revised 16 December 1994
|
||
Based on an original work by Thom Henderson as revised by Tom Jennings
|
||
Edited for the mid-90's by Jesse Tharin
|
||
|
||
"Fido" and "FidoNet" are registered trademarks of Tom Jennings,
|
||
Box 77731, San Francisco CA 94107, USA and are used with permission.
|
||
|
||
SYNOPSIS:
|
||
|
||
FidoNews is the newsletter of the FidoNet computer network, its sysops
|
||
and users. It is passed to its readers electronically via the FidoNet
|
||
and other computer networks and to non-network readers as well.
|
||
|
||
This document describes the technical specifications which an article
|
||
must meet in order to be included in the FidoNews, as well as very
|
||
broad guidelines on content. Please read it carefully. The article you
|
||
save might be your own.
|
||
|
||
INTRODUCTION:
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 17 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
|
||
FidoNews was originally founded in early 1984 to include all parts of
|
||
the lives of its member sysops and users, which of course means not
|
||
just technical matters. We do not have fixed goals of maximum
|
||
distribution or maximum readership (i.e. lowest common denominator) but
|
||
only to meet the needs of our individual network members. The success
|
||
of this venture has always been contentious at best.
|
||
|
||
In any case the grand experiment continues. Twenty years later, the
|
||
editorial policy, or lack of one, of FidoNews has shown to best fit our
|
||
ever-changing and unpredictable needs.
|
||
|
||
SUBJECT MATTER:
|
||
|
||
The content of the FidoNews is entirely at the whim of the editor or
|
||
editors. There are no guarantees whatsoever as to content, accuracy,
|
||
timeliness, or any other consideration, nor are he/she/they required to
|
||
justify to anyone the inclusion or exclusion of any article, notice or
|
||
advertisement.
|
||
|
||
Articles on any subject of interest to FidoNet members and users are
|
||
welcome and encouraged, not necessarily of a technical nature, though
|
||
priority may be, but not necessarily, given to articles of importance
|
||
to the FidoNet, its technology and its uses, other networks such as
|
||
uucp and the Internet, social aspects of communications, ethical
|
||
issues, and other related matters.
|
||
|
||
ARTICLE LENGTH:
|
||
|
||
Try to keep articles short. The longer it is, the less likely people
|
||
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*A Sample Article
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by Joe Schmoe
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FidoNet 1:300/999
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RBBSNet 8:99/9999
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Figure 1. Table 1.
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| A Box | Beta
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+-------+ Bravo
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positioned with spaces, not with TABs. This ensures that the final
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hardware she has.
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ends without any special characters. If there is a CTRL-Z here we will
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strip it out.
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Age Discrimination?
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|
||
by Stuart Charlton 1:224/120
|
||
|
||
Lately, I've been reading the many articles about how FIDO
|
||
should have limitations on the age of sysops, or the readers of
|
||
the 'snooze. I completely disagree.
|
||
|
||
First, let me tell you where I am coming from. I'm an
|
||
"underage" sysop, and most recently, have become net coordinator
|
||
for 224. I was voted in over 2 other ADULT candidates. It
|
||
seemed however, that many of the net sysops did not agree with a
|
||
"teeny-bopper" running the nodelist, with several days of
|
||
bitching going on in our local sysop echo screaming "fraud!" and
|
||
one sysop going so far as to complain to the RC. Quite childish
|
||
actions, if you'd ask me.
|
||
|
||
My point is, when I first started using a modem, back in 1988,
|
||
when I was 10, NO ONE cared about age. If you acted mature
|
||
enough, you were accepted, and there were no questions asked.
|
||
Now, it seems that being under 18 years of age has become a
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 21 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
disease - to quote Ryan Watson from the fnews1150:
|
||
|
||
>another option which is to limit the age of FidoNet Sysops to atleast
|
||
>18 years of age. Personally I think this is one of the only ways in
|
||
>which to distribute all of the material that goes through FidoNet
|
||
>without the threat of litigation. My spelling may not be right on,
|
||
|
||
Funny, I can pick up a magazine anywhere, and I can guarantee
|
||
you it is quite easy to find the work "shit" or "fuck" in a
|
||
magazine. The FLAME echo, as well as many of the sysop echos
|
||
have more "naughty" language in it than I could find ANYWHERE.
|
||
Of course, the FLAME echo is easily available to all minors, and
|
||
have been for quite a while.
|
||
|
||
So much for litigation, eh boys?
|
||
|
||
> Sure, I have no problem with points being young, but I do have a
|
||
>problem with the many boards in existance that continually go out of
|
||
>existance because they are started by kids who are running it on
|
||
>their allowance. While I think that kids should have every right to
|
||
>run BBS's and also that I think it's a great gesture towards the
|
||
>community in which they live, I fail to see why this is necesary.
|
||
|
||
Interestingly enough, that's what some local sysops asked
|
||
me. "How can you afford the call a week to Ottawa - you must
|
||
mooch off your parents. I don't want an NC that can support the
|
||
position, blah, blah..."
|
||
|
||
Teenagers -CAN- have jobs, you know. :)
|
||
|
||
> I'm not a morally correct person always, I certainly talk like a
|
||
>sailor when I am in the mood, however being a parent I can tell you
|
||
>for certain that I don't want my daughter exposed to this sort of
|
||
>thing.
|
||
|
||
If she's over 10 years old, she probably knows the meaning
|
||
of more of those words than you do. :)
|
||
|
||
The electronic community, in my opinion, has always been
|
||
NON-prejudice. Not with age, sex, religion or race. Any person
|
||
who does so shouldn't be in this community. After some of the
|
||
messages I've seen from sysops throughout my region, there are
|
||
plenty of teenage users and sysops that are more mature than the
|
||
adult sysops out there, and even know MORE about how to run a
|
||
BBS than their "older" counterparts.
|
||
|
||
Age has never had any basis in FIDOnet. Let's keep it that way.
|
||
|
||
-Stuart Charlton @1:224/120
|
||
NC of net 224
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 22 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
|
||
q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.
|
||
by Lisa Gronke, 1:105/6
|
||
lisa@psg.com
|
||
|
||
I monitor logs on 1:105/6, which is the home of the Zone 1 zonegates
|
||
[1:1/2, 1:1/3, 1:1/4, 1:1/5, 1:1/6] and also 1:105/0. Randy routinely
|
||
hostroutes zonegated mail to Zone 1 destinations. I knew connectivity
|
||
was deteriorating, but I didn't realize how badly until I returned
|
||
from a week in Chicago and found 35 nodes flagged undialable! Some
|
||
were local nodes, but a surprising number were Zone 1 NCs.
|
||
|
||
Many of the session logs "looked like" 1:105/6 was dropping thru the
|
||
mailer to the BBS on the target system.
|
||
|
||
BINKLEY.LOG from 1:105/6
|
||
----------------------
|
||
* 14 Nov 03:56:21 BINK Processing node 1:105/88@fidonet.org -- Hal'S
|
||
Haven
|
||
: 14 Nov 03:56:21 BINK Dialing 297-8528
|
||
# 14 Nov 03:56:48 BINK Connect 14400/Rel-Lapm-Comp
|
||
* 14 Nov 03:57:00 BINK Intro: Here comes:
|
||
14 Nov 03:58:05 BINK Received: 0/0 Sent: 0/0 Total: 0/0 CPS: 0
|
||
1:105/88@fidonet.org
|
||
----------------------
|
||
|
||
FD.LOG from 1:105/88 on a similar call.
|
||
---------- Wed 16 Nov 94, FD 2.12.SW
|
||
+ 21:11:32 Event 0-@
|
||
- 21:11:39 Preparing outbound mail
|
||
= 21:16:18 RING
|
||
= 21:16:29 CONNECT 14400/ARQ/V32/LAPM/V42BIS
|
||
+ 21:16:41 Incoming call at 14400 BPS
|
||
|
||
and the BBS log from that call
|
||
> 16-Nov 21:17:43 RA01 q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.q.on-line at
|
||
14400 BPS
|
||
> 16-Nov 21:17:43 RA01 Name not in user file
|
||
> 16-Nov 21:17:43 RA01 ! Did not enter a full name
|
||
> 16-Nov 21:17:43 RA01 Lost carrier
|
||
|
||
For those who do not recognize the symptoms, FrontDoor is timing out
|
||
and defaulting to the BBS before 1:105/6 and 1:105/88 have finished
|
||
negotiating the modem and session handshakes. q.q.q.q.q. is Binkley
|
||
trying very hard to say YOOHOO to RemoteAccess.
|
||
|
||
The sysop of 1:105/88, Hal Davis, had his timeout set at 11 seconds;
|
||
he increased it to 18 seconds, and there have been no further
|
||
problems.
|
||
|
||
When another respondent reported an 11 second timeout, I got
|
||
suspicious and started a discussion in the Net 105 sysop echo.
|
||
-- Is the "11 seconds" a default setting in {some, all} versions
|
||
of FrontDoor?
|
||
-- What parameter in what menu controls this setting?
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 23 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
-- What is the recommended value?
|
||
|
||
There was unanimity on the second question:
|
||
FDSetup --> Mailer --> Miscellaneous --> Seconds before passing to
|
||
BBS:
|
||
|
||
Responses to the first question were less clear:
|
||
|
||
11 seconds is the *minimum* that FD 2.02 allows you to set.
|
||
Joho changed the minimum to 20 seconds in FD 2.11 and had to
|
||
change it back in 2.12 due to complaints. He still maintains
|
||
that setting it to less than 20 seconds is asking for trouble,
|
||
and recommends 30.
|
||
---Leonard Erickson, 1:105/51
|
||
|
||
BTW (Lisa), I said earlier that the setting of 11 had been
|
||
there as long as I've been running FD. Apparently, that's
|
||
not true. The current docs say that the default is 30. Of
|
||
course, anyone installing the current version over an older
|
||
one would never see that default; their previous setting
|
||
would simply occupy the field.
|
||
---Tim Spofford, 1:105/99
|
||
|
||
And the third question elicited:
|
||
|
||
I've seen several discussions on this in the FDECHO. I
|
||
gather from the last go-around, that 20 should be an
|
||
adequate value, though I've seen some say 30 should be
|
||
the value. I run mine (2.02 and 2.12) at 20 without any
|
||
problems whatsoever.
|
||
---Ben Grey, 1:105/66.1
|
||
|
||
Why has this become a problem for 1:105/6 only recently? Why do many
|
||
of the target systems insist they're not having problems with any
|
||
other callers?
|
||
|
||
1:105/6 uses an Intel 9600 EX upgraded to 14400 EX. The mailer is
|
||
Binkley 2.59b running in noEMSI mode.
|
||
|
||
This is a timing issue. The modem and session handshakes have to be
|
||
completed before the 11 second timer runs out. If the target system
|
||
has upgraded to a VFC or V34 modem, the modem handshake with a V32bis
|
||
modem can take a second or two longer. Most other callers are
|
||
negotiating EMSI sessions. Falling back to a WaZoo session takes a
|
||
little longer.
|
||
|
||
Please do not send replies suggesting that 1:105/6 change to EMSI or
|
||
route the netmail some other way. Randy's configuration is FTSC
|
||
compliant. He should be able to establish a session and transfer mail
|
||
with EVERY node in the FidoNet nodelist.
|
||
|
||
----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Some Real Future Problems
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 24 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
by Carl Short SysOp The DeadBeatt Page BBS 1:115/111
|
||
What We Really Have to Worry About
|
||
|
||
Hey all,
|
||
|
||
I am writing this to talk to all of you about a problem I was
|
||
having with the makers of my current BBS software mediahouse
|
||
software, at the time of purchase hamilton telegraphics was
|
||
their name. With the changing of their name came this new
|
||
"product" mediahost. A windows based LAN communications package
|
||
that takes outside calls, called the mediahost client server.
|
||
Okay they have this new thing that they want to get into but
|
||
they can't deal with it and roboboard/fx the software made
|
||
before the name change.
|
||
|
||
But the thing is they have made alot of promisses. They said
|
||
there would be a ver 2.0 of Robo/fx, currently v1.04. There are
|
||
bugs that still need to be fixed and if you really look at robo'
|
||
you'd see that outside beyond being graphical it doesn't have
|
||
much going for it. What it did have however was alot of people
|
||
who wanted to be robo' SysOps.
|
||
|
||
I had hoped to startup one the best game boards in the midwest.
|
||
With not just areas for the latest of the best games but
|
||
fullblown 256 colour preview areas. Well anyway, let me just cut
|
||
to the chase.
|
||
|
||
It's how they handled all of us who were making inquires about
|
||
robo'. Oh no no no. The real bashing you my have heard about
|
||
didn't come until the run around started. First they didn't
|
||
remeber making the promiss of a version 2.0 and said this was
|
||
just rumor. Then the robo' support mail network was said by them
|
||
to be something that robo' SysOps had started so anything said
|
||
in there was wrong. And now whole sub networks were being
|
||
removed to quiet SysOps who wanted to talk about robo' and knock
|
||
mediahost, I being one of them. If you would like to see some of
|
||
my offensive comments I still have them.
|
||
|
||
Allright then you'd give them a call since your out of things.
|
||
Starting back in August the line was that there would be a new
|
||
version of robo' coming soon then a little more info came out as
|
||
the months went on. It would a version 1.05 or 1.06 (decimal
|
||
number version change how thrilling) then. It would have some
|
||
enhancements and some bug fixes but they couldn't tell you what
|
||
they would be there at mediahouse. It seems there was this
|
||
development team that was supposed to be working on it but, the
|
||
people you talked to at mediahouse could nt get in touch with
|
||
them. They only could be reached by the beta testers which the
|
||
people at mediahouse were not in touch with either.
|
||
|
||
Now still not willing to admit they abandoned robo'. There new
|
||
line is, that they have not abandoned it becuase they will
|
||
continue to sell it. But no work will be done on fixing any of
|
||
the bugs and adding much needed enhancements because now it
|
||
seems, they say, mediahost is so popular that development on
|
||
FidoNews 11-51 Page: 25 19 Dec 1994
|
||
|
||
robo' had to stop. And they are down right hostile to robo'
|
||
inquires 1(819)682-9737, 682-6670 canadian.
|
||
|
||
The thing is is that they came into this world of computing.
|
||
They even had an area in FidoNet, ROBO. But once everybody
|
||
started talking about their feelings of betrayal, that echo was
|
||
closed. Think about all the big corp's embracing the Internet.
|
||
Lets take Microsoft for example what would happen if they
|
||
decided they wanted to get more involved with all the places
|
||
that their software got discussed and didn't like all the talk
|
||
about say windows being a memory hog and all the application
|
||
errors and generarl protection fualts. Would they take all the
|
||
honest reviews of their software lightly. No, what they'd do is
|
||
simply put out a word of caution about these bad areas of bad
|
||
advice every chance they'd get. Everyone is talking about their
|
||
fear of having the government come and knock down their doors
|
||
and grab their bbs and toss them in a whole, but people still it
|
||
seems voted for the ones who'd love to do stuff like that, rep's
|
||
the freind of the middle calss, yeah right.
|
||
|
||
All it would really take is having one of these corp's and
|
||
everyone who thinks that the amount of money in their bank
|
||
accounts and the fact that they are everywhere means that are
|
||
the ones who know it all, attacking these ares and the people in
|
||
them. And since they won't be able to convince us that IBM
|
||
invented microcomputing and Apple the point and click interface.
|
||
They would have to start trying on a legal level of some kind.
|
||
They don't like it at all when you go right passed their
|
||
advertising talk and there allways seems to people who don't
|
||
even work for them who get equally upset. It also always seems
|
||
that you are never making an honest comment but are ofensivly
|
||
attacting them. And who would believe you over all their
|
||
advertising that they're the ones that created all of what your
|
||
using.
|
||
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||
Then comes the attacinking of the little pictures that you like
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to look at. And the things that your not having to talk face to
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face about you like to say. Fear the day when people claim that
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NetLife is harmful and it should have someone watching over it.
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Echo area Advertisment
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by Carl Short 1:115/111
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New Area For Graphic BBSing
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Hi all,
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I run a little board called The DeadBeatt Page. My current bbs software
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is the late and infamous robofx. I my have been bitten by this
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particular software but I plan to stay graphical
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This just a little announcement to all you who run graphical boards that
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there is a new area on the Echolist called GUI_BBS.
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 26 19 Dec 1994
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Its for the discussion of RIP and the fullblown graphic bbsware. You can
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chat about tips or try and make converts to software that you have come
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to love.
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The rules are simple in this echo. Don't be a butt' to much.
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------
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Also there is a new roboboard/fx echo called ROBOFX. Its for talking how
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about the makers of the this software handled abandoding it, bash 'em.
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And for those are still using it. You can share your tricks on getting
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around the bugs.
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Rules no swearing.
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A quick comment on commercial advertising
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From: Fernando Bertuccelli,(4:901/148)
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Que tal Donald, todo bien?
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I would like to say 'keep up the great work of you & your team
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is doing by making fidonews', but...
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QUOTE:
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A quick comment on commercial advertising. while Fidonews
|
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does not carry comercial advertizing, that is not to say we
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never carry comercial advertisments. If we receive what is a
|
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blatant ad, and nothing but an ad, we *might* put it in if we
|
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have an empty snooze. If it carries a good deal of information
|
||
that we think is useful to a group of fido sysops, we will
|
||
probably put it in.
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UNQUOTE:
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|
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Fidonews is routed through all fidonet host systems as written
|
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in the Policy 4, so... routing commercial stuff will be a
|
||
violation of it, or at least all the routing parts must agree in
|
||
routing commercial literature (as written...) (I don't know how
|
||
all the ZC/RC/NCs of FidoNet will ever be reached, but, I think
|
||
it is very unfair to route commercial stuff through the official
|
||
publication of the biggest worldwide AMATEUR network (and I
|
||
didn't mention the word 'censorship')). My point is simple, keep
|
||
Fidonews as an AMATEUR thing, just like it is, 1000's of people
|
||
spend 1000's of hours working for fidonet for nothing, don't let
|
||
others take advantage of that doing 'free sponsorships', and
|
||
don't ever put someone in the role of deciding who's adds are
|
||
in, and who's not... An NC can't refusse to have fidonews
|
||
available to his/her downlinks, but he can refusse to route
|
||
commercial traffic, and this is more like... who was first, the
|
||
egg or the chicken... so, it is in your hands to take this
|
||
problem out from its roots, I think that all the AMATEUR
|
||
community prefers to read a fidonews with 2 articles rather than
|
||
the electronic version of the yellow pages.
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||
|
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Saludos!
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||
damian@free.org
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FidoNews 11-51 Page: 27 19 Dec 1994
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|
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