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Volume 4, Number 24 29 June 1987
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Editor in Chief: Thom Henderson
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Chief Procrastinator Emeritus: Tom Jennings
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FidoNews is published weekly by the International FidoNet
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Association as its official newsletter. You are encouraged to
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submit articles for publication in FidoNews. Article submission
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standards are contained in the file ARTSPEC.DOC, available from
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node 1:1/1.
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Copyright 1987 by the International FidoNet Association. All
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rights reserved. Duplication and/or distribution permitted for
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noncommercial purposes only. For use in other circumstances,
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please contact IFNA.
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Eight Weeks to FidoCon!
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Table of Contents
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1. ARTICLES ................................................. 1
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Trojan Horse Alert! ...................................... 1
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Hello from Communet ...................................... 2
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What's To Eat? ........................................... 5
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The Trash Hauler's Union of Dayton ....................... 6
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The creation of FUN ...................................... 11
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2. NOTICES .................................................. 12
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The Interrupt Stack ...................................... 12
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Latest Software Versions ................................. 12
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Summer Fun ............................................... 12
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Programming Contest ...................................... 13
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IFNA Board of Directors Ballot ........................... 15
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International FidoNet Conference Registration Form ....... 18
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 1 29 Jun 1987
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ARTICLES
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Thom Henderson, 1:107/6.1
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System Enhancement Associates, Inc.
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* * * WARNING * * *
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SEASTAT IS NOT OUR PROGRAM!!!!
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A program called SEASTAT is being passed around these days. It
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consists of a file called SEASTAT.ARC, containing SEASTAT.COM and
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SEASTAT.DOC. It purports to be a SEAdog log file analyzer, and
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bears a copyright notice in the name of System Enhancement
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Associates.
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This program was NOT written by us, nor was it distributed by us.
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It is an out and out hack that will alter your system in strange
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ways. In particular, look for the following:
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Changes to CONFIG.DOG:
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MODEM BAUD 300
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DIAL PULSE
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BANNER Please wait while the SysOp gets a blowjob...
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event Q all 1:30 2:00
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Changes to ROUTE.DOG:
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schedule q
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poll 102/0 120/0 107/0 109/0 100/0
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These changes are appended to the end of the affected files,
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preceeded by 26 blank lines to help hide them.
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Whoever originated this hoax is in violation of several Federal
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statutes, including unauthorized use of our trademarks and false
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allegation of copyright. It is our intention to pursue this
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matter. Any information you can provide us about the source of
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this hoax will be greatly appreciated. We can be reached by
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FidoNet mail at 1:107/6 or by calling us at (201) 473-5153.
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 2 29 Jun 1987
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Peter Green
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Communet, 631/326
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H E L L O F R O M C O M M U N E T
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Communet ("Communications Network for the Community") was setup
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six months ago by several non-profit community groups in
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Melbourne Australia, including the Community Interest Computer
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Consultancy, the Working Women's Centre and the Coalition Against
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Poverty and Unemployment.
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As we are new to FidoNet, this article is to explain who we are
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and seek contacts with other nodes anywhere in the world that may
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have similar interests. We are particularly anxious to join any
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international Echomail conferences discussing social and
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political topics likely to be of interest to our members, as well
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as technical topics relevant to establishing our network
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facilities or assisting community groups to make the best
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possible use of computers.
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TECHNICAL PLANS
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Due to very limited budgets, we need to establish communications
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facilities as cheaply as possible, yet with greater technical
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sophistication than typical mainframe systems, so they can be
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easily used by our non-computer literate constituency. We will
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therefore be generating lots of technical questions about the
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best way to do different things. Hopefully we will also be able
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to contribute some answers when we have gained more experience.
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Our primary aim is to establish a national computer network to
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link micro-computers currently used simply for wordprocessing by
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various non-profit community groups and other organisations. We
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are working jointly with ASYNC ("Australian Students Information
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Network Committee"), which is planning a similar service,
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primarily to exchange material between student newspapers.
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When funding is available, multi-user AT or 386 based Unix
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conferencing systems with large fixed disks will be established
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in each major city, linked by packet network channels for
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continuous parallel updating of all conferences in all cities. A
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gateway will be maintained to FidoNet, both for general access
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purposes and to transfer messages, files and Echomail to users
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operating "Dutchie" point software.
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The main services Communet will offer are Computer Conferencing
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and Email and file exchange for remote typesetting and Desktop
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Publishing of text files uploaded from wordprocessor software.
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But we are also interested in chatlines, multi-player role
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playing games and just about anything else that will encourage
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non-computer oriented people to get a modem and hook up!
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Initially, we have established a single line private FidoNet
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node, currently running Opus 0.0 under SEAdog 4.00, as a
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 3 29 Jun 1987
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preliminary test system. This is accessed regularly by members
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and associates of Communet to become familiar with various
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aspects of communications networks and to provide some initial
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services. As our orientation is towards non-computer literates
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and we lack technical knowledge, especially with Unix and
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communications networks, we hope to learn a lot from other
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FidoNet users. But we also hope to eventually contribute some
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ideas of our own.
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PHONE NUMBER
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Although we are not yet open to the general public, and therefore
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do not want our phone number listed in the nodelist where it
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could encourage calls from numerous BBS users, we would welcome
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direct file transfers and crashmail from other FidoNet nodes
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around the world. This can be achieved by simply including the
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following line in XLATLIST.CTL or equivalent:
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PHONE 631/326 61-3-482-1718
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PLANNED SERVICES
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Two Communet services almost operational are:
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1) 'Community Calendar' - a continuously updated list of
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activities and dates for public meetings and other events.
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2) 'Public Radio News' - a professionally edited daily news feed
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for Public Broadcast stations around Australia. This will have
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associated with it a discussion area for feedback on news
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stories and comments on current events. We anticipate that
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users with a wide range of different political and
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philosophical outlooks will find this a useful way to debate
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and exchange views, and that it will spawn separate discussion
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areas on particular topics.
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Other groups that have expressed an interest in setting up
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conference topics and interstate hook-ups include the Community
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Arts Network and Community Youth Support Schemes. They are keen
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to learn how to use Opus boards, and will be seeking funding to
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obtain the necessary hardware.
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Aims of Communet are:
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1. Establish a network to link computers used by computer groups
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and their members at minimal cost and maximum performance.
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2. Promote computer conferencing in Australia, by encouraging and
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assisting the setting up and running of such conferences and
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by providing access to international conferences and
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databases.
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3. Provide computer communications services to the community
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sector comparable to those available in corporate networks,
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 4 29 Jun 1987
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and to promote the the use of computer communication between
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community groups.
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4. Establish an influential position for the community sector in
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exploiting computer conferencing and build this up as a
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counter to the press and TV monopolies.
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As Australia's mass media are dominated by a very small group of
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large owners, we see the potential for computer conferencing to
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provide an alternative media that is far more democratic and
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interactive - allowing users to participate in the media rather
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than merely consuming it.
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We also see computer conferencing as having great potential for
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breaking down international barriers.
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At present these potentials are mainly being used by people with
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a technical interest in computing. But as the cost of hardware
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keeps falling and the quality of software keeps improving, more
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and more non-computer oriented people will join in.
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THANK YOU
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We would like to thank everyone involved in FidoNet and public
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domain and shareware software development (especially Opus and
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related utilities) for the help and inspiration already received.
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We look forward to meeting lots of new friends in the matrix.
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Peter Green, for Communet 631/326
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 5 29 Jun 1987
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Doug Goens Opus 108/44 The Heart of Gold
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What's To Eat?
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As I was sitting here thinking, I asked myself What I could write
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for the Fido Newsletter. After several very short moments and
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one crash of my word processor, I will try to bring to you what I
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find rather silly and totally gross to eat!
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I was shooting billards with several friends when two of them
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began discussing turtle soup. The first was trying to convince
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the second that he would like turtle soup. The second was not
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about to compromise because he was convinced that he would just
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not care for the taste of turtle. So the second guy tried to
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convince him that instead of turtle soup that he should then try
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mock turtle soup, because it does not have turtle in it. Having
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never tried either ,(and I am not willing to), I sort of stayed
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out of this. That is until they mentioned that they both totally
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agreed on the flavor of frog legs. They both admitted eating
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frog legs on one or more occasion and admitted liking them. At
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this point I found it necessary to butt in and voice my opinion.
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I simply stated that I did not care to eat frog legs, case
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closed. It was at this point that I was told that frog legs
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taste just like chicken. At this I responded that this was all
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fine and dandy and that i would stick to chicken upon finding out
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that I had nothing to gain buy tasting frogs legs. Several
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minutes of arguing had not changed my view and had also brought
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out the fact that I had no intentions of ever eating snake meat,
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as it too tastes like chicken. I also (by others evesdropping)
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found that deer meat tastes just as good as steak, so I will make
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it a point to eat steak, just for the fact that there is nothing
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gained by me trying something that I know what it tastes like.
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But the entire point of this article is to show my displeasure to
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a recent radio program that proudly told me that the locust
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(cicada) hanging on my tree, making that hideous sound, when
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orange in color would be a tasty treat. In fact, he went on to
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say, that when the wings are gone (plucked) and deep fried, that
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they taste just like french fries! This was the last straw. For
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all of you who are reading this. Why is it that people must eat
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things that are not commonly eaten when they taste just like an
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everyday food? I will never be tempted to eat any kind of insect
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unless it is an emergency! I suggest you do the same!
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Thanks for listening to me whine about bugs for a while! If you
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have any comments on this feel free to netmail me some. Oh, and
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you are asking yourself, "What does this have to do with
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computers? Bulletin Boards? Fido? Opus? Seadog?" Nothing!!!
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 6 29 Jun 1987
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Jeff Sheese, THUD BBS, Matrix 110/10
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The Story of the Trash Hauler's Union of Dayton
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The Trash Hauler's Union of Dayton (otherwise known as THUD)
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is a pseudo-elitist group of electronic bulletin board users
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dedicated to the free expression of life, liberty, and pursuit of
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just plain bull!@#$. It is NOT a trade union for the local
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sanitation department. It is instead a group of people from all
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walks of life that join together to make life with the computer a
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bit easier. If we can have a bit of fun along the way then why
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not?
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The definition of 'Trash Hauler' comes from a local office
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joke where it is determined that if one wants to look busy, one
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only needs to dump the contents of the trash bins on their desk
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and carry a lot of pencils. It's easy to justify a messy desk
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since it is well known that an empty desk (or an empty pocket
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protector) means an empty mind. Therefore in searching for a
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meaningless acronym, the phrase "Trash Hauler's Union of Dayton"
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came to mind (aka - THUD).
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Current membership in the T.H.U.D. include but are not
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limited to:
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Supreme Trash Hauler: Jeff Sheese, sysop of THUD (110/10)
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Occupation: Systems Software Training
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Most Famous Quote: "It's raining outside. I hate to drive
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in the rain, so I'd better get home
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before it stops."
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Executive Vice President of Beer Kegs:
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CMSG Tom Stahl, sysop of THUD-2 (110/50)
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Occupation: Communications, LCD/LGMU
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Most Famous Quote: "de tom and rgrgrgr roger that-ke6ww"
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Executive Vice President of Camping Provisions:
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Cheif of DATACOM Joe Davis,
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sysop of THUD-3 (110/51)
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Occupation: Communications, LCD/LGMU
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Most Famous Quote: "I meant a BUD Light!"
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Executive Vice President of Morale:
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Bob Frantz, AsstSysop of THUD (110/10)
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Occupation: ECR VCR Repair, Huber Heights OH
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Most Famous Quote: "I'll put it in my garage."
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Cheif Assistant Bottle Cap Collector:
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Diane Pencil, Sysop of Expression Photo
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Occupation: Photographer
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Most Famous Quote: "No one can be exactly like me. Even I
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have trouble doing it."
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Guilt by Association:
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Chief PDtrek Victim: Tom Harnish, sysop R&R (110/84)
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specializing in Model 100, Amiga,
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 7 29 Jun 1987
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Aviation/Flying, and Astronomy
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(Skywatchers Echomail conference member)
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Chief PDtrek Killer: Jeffery Weil, sysop Human Factor (110/88)
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(no longer operational)
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Chief of Sanity: Charles Rouhier, sysop EDS Fido (110/20)
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It was first founded in August of 1986 as a means of
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allowing me to use Fido software to dial up my office computer
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and exchange data files between work and home. This was probably
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done no more than twice a week. But since there were very few
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Fido systems in the area, I allowed a few friends and co-workers
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to use the system as a means of exchanging electronic mail.
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But as our needs grew, so did the system. The system first
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went public around the last week of September 1986. After
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publicizing the telephone number on as many boards in the Dayton
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area as possible, a user base was formed. Since I *HAD* to use
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the office computer for various things during the day the system
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was running from 7pm to 7am weekdays and 24 hours weekends.
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The lust for interconnection to the Fido network grew among
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area sysops. The only Fidonet node in the area at the time was
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the Reynolds and Reynolds system, operated by Tom Harnish, which
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was attached to the Cincinnati area net 108. I applied for a net
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number to the network coordinator at 108/10 (at that time Allen
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Miller) and got a node number in the Net 108 area. If I
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remember, my first node number was 108/90.
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But after lots of talk and very little action the sysops of
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the Dayton area Fido systems pooled together to set up a network
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of their own. These comprised of:
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Myself, sysop of the THUD BBS (108/90)
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Tom Harnish, sysop of the R&R (108/84)
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Jeffery Weil, sysop of the Human Factor (108/88)
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We had to figure out who was going to be in charge of it
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all. With my usual luck (while I was napping at my desk) I was
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unanimously given the title of 'Future Network Coordinator'. So
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after bumping heads with Allen Miller on getting a node number of
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108/90, I applied to the Region 11 Coordinator in Lexington
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Kentucky (Bill Allbritten) for a new network number. Given that
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all natives of Kentucky are slightly suspicious of native Ohioans
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(remember the story of the flashlight?) the sysop of 11/301 went
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to great pains in verifying that we indeed did exist. Thereafter
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Network 110 in region 11 was born. We now had the capability to
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send mail around the world within the Fidonet network. We didn't
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use it that often, but it was fun.
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We did have our growing pains. For instance after starting
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the network our old node numbers from network 108 were carried in
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the nodelist for a few weeks concurrently with the new network
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numbers. Then there were a few additions to the nodelist
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locally. We originally started out with 3 nodes in the network -
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The R&R (110/84), The Human Factor (110/88), and the THUD
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 8 29 Jun 1987
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(110/10). This increased to 7 at one time, and now we're down to
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only 5 nodes.
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Also as the new Network 110 Coordinator (gee I love fancy
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titles!) I had to sit down and figure out how to use ROBOT. This
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wasn't that bad, except for the fact that I had yet to learn how
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to specify file directory for the Fidomail message area. This
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was a very important step that I had missed at the beginning of
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the entire Fidomail venture.
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Around January of 1987 a local user (Karim Ashur) had
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downloaded almost all the Opus programs and utilities. After
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uploading the whole shot he asked me to take a look at it. By
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then I found out how to use the office copy of Multilink to run
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Fido concurrently with other applications. At that time I
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decided to go online 24 hours a day. I used the office LAN file
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server to run the BBS while other applications served the LAN
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within the office. It was a nice setup, and Opus proved to be a
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good addition.
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Since then we've picked up and experimented with Echomail.
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We had already set up a Dayton Echomail Conference, and was more
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than ready to add the Vietnam Veteran's Echomail Conference.
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This last addition proved to be a great success since Dayton is
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the home of the Wright Brothers and the site of the Wright
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Patterson Air Force Base, which also houses the central
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headquarters of the Air Force Logistics Command (AFLC). The
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latest echomail addition to THUD is the Software Careers Echomail
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Conference (CARDIS). This was also a great addition since it
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carries a lot of good advice for job hunting and resume
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preparation (which is something anybody can use).
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We are also trying a new and bold experiment. We're
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dedicating each BBS in the area to carry a certain type of file
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for downloading. Instead of everyone having the same games,
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communication programs, utilities, etc. - we're setting aside
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different systems to carry each of those. Currently THUD
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(110/10) carries only IBM utilities and applications, besides the
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general and Twilite Zone text files. THUD 2 (110/50) carries all
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the games. THUD 3 (110/51) carries all of the IBM communications
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and CPM programs. This helps to cut down on the redundancy of
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files and saves quite a bit of disk space. For instance if a
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user wants to go for the games, he/she calls THUD 2. If a user
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wants to see a list of the latest available versions of
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communications programs, the user only need to call THUD 3. By
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releasing disk space for games and communications I've saved at
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least 9 megabytes on my 30 meg Seagate. Others have seen a
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significant savings by releasing like files that I generally
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carry for download. This has allowed me to archive the issues of
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Fidonews published so far this year.
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I plan on getting back issues in the future for archival as
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well. I archive monthly sets of four or five issues per month,
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and place them in files named like FNMAY87.ARC in Pkarc format
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only. This saves at least 8 to 10 kilobytes of disk space per
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monthly set of issues. Fidonews for the current month is
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FidoNews 4-24 Page 9 29 Jun 1987
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available for download as separate files in the Fidomail File
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Area until the end of the month. The current week's Fidonews is
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also available from the Bulletin Menu for online reading. This
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||
is acheived by replacing my WELCOME1.BBS file with an Opus type
|
||
menu driven file display utility that I wrote up for displaying
|
||
current bulletins, general information, weekly Fidonews
|
||
newsletter, as well as a list of local bulletin board systems.
|
||
|
||
Message areas include but are not limited by:
|
||
1 ... General Message Area
|
||
2 ... IBM Message Area
|
||
3 ... SOFTWARE Echo Conference
|
||
4 ... FidoNet Message Section
|
||
5 ... Messages From the Twilight Zone
|
||
6 ... Dayton Sysop Echomail Area
|
||
7 ... CP/M Message Area
|
||
8 ... Dayton Area Echomail Conference
|
||
9 ... Argue and Debate
|
||
10 ... Vietnam Veterans Echomail Conference
|
||
11 ... Movie News and Reviews
|
||
12 ... Ohio Echomail Conference
|
||
13 ... Fido, Opus, and Dutchie Software Messages
|
||
|
||
File areas include but are not limited by:
|
||
1 ... General File Section
|
||
2 ... IBM File Section
|
||
4 ... Fido(tm) and Opus(tm) File Section
|
||
5 ... IBM Communications [available at THUD 3, (513) 257-8159]
|
||
6 ... Dayton Area Sysop Files
|
||
7 ... CP/M File Section [available at THUD 3, (513) 257-8159]
|
||
8 ... Various Computer Languages
|
||
9 ... IBM Games [available at at THUD 2, (513) 254-7488]
|
||
10 ... FiLeZ fRoM De TwiLiTE ZonE
|
||
11 ... Dutchie Files
|
||
|
||
Feel free to call at any time. The system is currently
|
||
running at 300/1200 baud, with plans to go to 300/1200/2400 baud
|
||
as soon as I can get my hardware upgrades ordered. The number is
|
||
(513) 890-0422. I have been graced many times by callers from
|
||
outside the area including a few from our friends in Australia.
|
||
First time callers to the system have no file upload/download
|
||
priveledges, or are allowed to enter public messages. If you
|
||
plan on calling us long distance you can skip the first time
|
||
caller routine by sending a message via Fidomail to Jeff Sheese,
|
||
Matrix 110/10 with your name and preferred password. I'll return
|
||
your message within the United States. If the message is from
|
||
outside of the United States give me at least 7 days and you'll
|
||
be all set up. Anyone contacting me in this manner can be
|
||
assured of being PERMANENTLY entered in my users list.
|
||
|
||
DENIAL OF COPYRIGHTS
|
||
|
||
This article has been provided pursuant to absolutely no
|
||
License Agreement containing restrictions on its use. This
|
||
article contains no valuable trade secrets or proprietary
|
||
information of THUD BBS Corporation and is not protected by
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 10 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
federal copyright law. It may be copied or distributed in any
|
||
form or medium, disclosed to third parties, or used in any manner
|
||
not provided for in the aforementioned nonexistant License
|
||
Agreement except without prior written authorization from THUD
|
||
BBS Corporation.
|
||
|
||
This article is the property of THUD BBS Corporation as its
|
||
created work. This work includes certain individual portions
|
||
provided to THUD BBS Corporation by operators and users of the
|
||
THUD Bulletin Boards. THUD has the right to create and
|
||
distribute these articles based, in part, on rights granted to it
|
||
by those originating such portions. Other than the rights
|
||
granted THUD, those creating and maintaining the portions retain
|
||
all residual rights in and to each's individual portion.
|
||
Specific manure rights are hereby granted to whomever wants to
|
||
clean up the mess.
|
||
|
||
Everyone is granted any right to use, sale, duplication or
|
||
distribution of this article for any commercial purpose. I
|
||
figure if your willing to copy it and present it as your own, I
|
||
must have done something right!
|
||
|
||
(This article may be reproduced without permission and may
|
||
also be excerpted out of context in a misleading way. -jes)
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 11 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
The creation of FUN
|
||
|
||
I was thinking of fun things to do and decided to officially
|
||
create an un official organization for the elimination of UN_FUN.
|
||
|
||
Now this isn't an easy task, first I had to define what the major
|
||
objectives would be.
|
||
|
||
First to mind was just eliminate all those things in our lives
|
||
and hobbies that aren't fun. After giving that some thought I
|
||
realized that most of us don't know how to have fun so if we
|
||
eliminated the UN_FUN aspects we would have nothing left.
|
||
|
||
So the next idea (and the one I like the most (I don't work too
|
||
hard on any problem)) was to replace the doldrums with something
|
||
fun to do. What that means is if your getting tired of doing
|
||
something, don't just stop doing it but find some way to improve
|
||
it.
|
||
|
||
The second major objective would be to eliminate the UN_FUN being
|
||
forced upon us by UN_FUN people, when someone gets on our case
|
||
just tell them they are vying for the UN_FUN person of the week
|
||
award. We will have a vote, not tally the results and tell
|
||
everyone nominated that they won. Hopefully they can be brought
|
||
into the societies fold.
|
||
|
||
Maybe we will have contests and guest speakers on how to have fun
|
||
once again and award the winners and speakers with a resounding
|
||
round of laughter.
|
||
|
||
Now I know many of you are going to want to join this elite
|
||
organization so I will tell you what you need to do to become a
|
||
FUN person.
|
||
|
||
First of all have a good laugh, second take the sacred OATH.
|
||
Repeat after me "I am a FUN person and I vow to eliminate UN_FUN
|
||
where ever I may encounter it." There, now you are a member.
|
||
|
||
Lastly comes the matter of money, we all know how important this
|
||
organization is, so what I think would be fair is that you
|
||
allocate $25.00 and take someone out for a FUN time, maybe the
|
||
kids to a miniature golf course, or the wife out to dinner.
|
||
Remember though that you have to have FUN or it doesn't count.
|
||
|
||
Lastly (this time for real), you can tell people that you belong
|
||
to a non secret organization dedicated to the overthrow of UN_FUN
|
||
in your signature.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Bill
|
||
|
||
President and Chairman of the Board of FUN, an elite organization
|
||
for the elimination of UN_FUN.
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 12 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
NOTICES
|
||
=================================================================
|
||
|
||
The Interrupt Stack
|
||
|
||
|
||
1 Aug 1987
|
||
Third Annual BBS Picnic in Edison, NJ. Please register before
|
||
July 10th. Admission is $7 for adults, $4 for 12 and under,
|
||
free for 5 and under. Contact John Kelley at 107/331 for
|
||
details.
|
||
|
||
20 Aug 1987
|
||
Start of the Fourth International FidoNet Conference, to be
|
||
held at the Radisson Mark Plaza Hotel in Alexandria, VA.
|
||
Contact Brian Hughes at 109/634 for more information. This is
|
||
FidoNet's big annual get-together, and is your chance to meet
|
||
all the people you've been talking with all this time. We're
|
||
hoping to see you there!
|
||
|
||
24 Aug 1989
|
||
Voyager 2 passes Neptune.
|
||
|
||
|
||
If you have something which you would like to see on this
|
||
calendar, please send a message to FidoNet node 1:1/1.
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
Latest Software Versions
|
||
|
||
BBS Systems Node List Other
|
||
& Mailers Version Utilities Version Utilities Version
|
||
|
||
Dutchie 2.51* EDITNL 3.3 ARC 5.21*
|
||
Fido 11w LISTGEN 05.25.86 ARCmail 0.60
|
||
Opus 0.00 Prune 1.40 EchoMail 1.31
|
||
SEAdog 4.00 RouteGen 2.81* FastEcho 2.00*
|
||
TBBS 2.0M* TestList 8.3* Renum 3.30
|
||
XlatList 2.81*
|
||
|
||
* Recently changed
|
||
|
||
Utility authors: Please help keep this list as current as
|
||
possible by reporting new versions to 1:1/1. It is not our
|
||
intent to list all utilities here, only those which verge on
|
||
necessity.
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Introducing a new Echomail...
|
||
|
||
** The Boardwalk **
|
||
|
||
National Resort and Shore Conference
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 13 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
Do you and your users like to talk about Summer funtime
|
||
activities? Well now there is a place for you to talk. The
|
||
BoardWalk specializes in all the fun topics in season or out.
|
||
Tanning, Fishing, Crabbing, Camping, Sailing, Swimming,
|
||
Stakeboarding, Volleyball, Frisbee, Eating, Barhopping,
|
||
Waterskiing, Gambling, Boardwalking, Shopping. You name it we got
|
||
it. 5 BBS's (Shore and Non Shore) are welcome. Delaware and New
|
||
Jersey shores are tied in but we need more! We can't be the only
|
||
resors or fun spots in the world.
|
||
|
||
So Jump on the Beach Bound Express and tie in!
|
||
|
||
Hope to See YOU down at "The Boardwalk".
|
||
|
||
For TIE-INS contact Mike J at 150/900
|
||
|
||
Randall E. Kobetich
|
||
Boardwalk Coordinator
|
||
Auxiliary Control -* Rehoboth Beach, DE
|
||
150/131 (302)227-0769
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
Magazines On Disk
|
||
Programming Contest
|
||
|
||
APPLE II: 1st Place: $1000
|
||
2nd Place: $ 500
|
||
3rd Place: $ 250
|
||
|
||
COMMODORE 64/128: 1st Place: $1000
|
||
2nd Place: $ 500
|
||
3rd Place: $ 250
|
||
|
||
IBM PC/Compatibles: 1st Place: $1000
|
||
2nd Place: $ 500
|
||
3rd Place: $ 250
|
||
|
||
NINE CHANCES TO WIN! Start programming today and submit your
|
||
entry. You could win one of nine cash prizes offered in
|
||
CodeQuest '87, the annual programming contest of Magazines On
|
||
Disk. Pioneering the most powerful publishing concept of the
|
||
century, Magazines On Disk continually searches for the best
|
||
software available to enhance the program variety created by its
|
||
staff of programming professionals. The result: thousands of
|
||
readers throughout the U.S. and Canada reap the benefits of
|
||
brand-new, ready to run software collections each and every
|
||
month.
|
||
|
||
1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners from each division will be
|
||
published in upcoming issues of SOFTDISK for Apple II computers,
|
||
LOADSTAR, for Commodore 64/128 computers, or BIG BLUE DISK for
|
||
IBM PC and compatible computers.
|
||
|
||
EVEN IF YOU DO NOT WIN A CASH PRIZE, YOUR PROGRAM MAY BE SELECTED
|
||
FOR PUBLICATION. Generous purchase fees determined by the
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 14 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
complexity and market value of each specific program are paid to
|
||
authors. Each contest competitor remains eligible to receive
|
||
publication fees should their program(s) be selected for
|
||
publication. Entries may be published prior to the contest
|
||
deadline without effect on chances of winning a contest prize.
|
||
Published authors assign nonexclusive publication rights to
|
||
Magazines On Disk but retain program copyrights.
|
||
|
||
For complete rules and an entry form, write to:
|
||
|
||
CodeQuest '87
|
||
Magazines On Disk
|
||
PO BOX 30008
|
||
Shreveport, LA 71130-0008.
|
||
|
||
Address FidoMail comments to Daniel Tobias on OPUS 380/2.
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 15 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
Bob Morris 141/333
|
||
Chairman, Elections and Nominations Committee
|
||
|
||
The next two pages are your Official ballot for the Election of
|
||
the IFNA Board of Directors. The following are the few rules
|
||
which must prevail in this election:
|
||
|
||
1. You must send a legible copy of this ballot to the address
|
||
listed on the ballot. It must be signed and bear your
|
||
net/node number.
|
||
|
||
2. You may vote for any one person in your region for the
|
||
position of Regional Director. This vote is to be cast in the
|
||
LEFT column of the ballot.
|
||
|
||
3. You may vote for any eleven people in any regions for the
|
||
position of Director at Large. These votes are to be cast in
|
||
the RIGHT column of the ballot.
|
||
|
||
4. Voting will continue until the end of registration at the
|
||
Conference in August. The results will be read during the
|
||
opening of the business meeting on the first day of the
|
||
conference.
|
||
|
||
5. Write-in Votes will be accepted and are requested during this
|
||
election.
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 16 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
IFNA Board Of Directors
|
||
Ballot
|
||
|
||
Regional At Large
|
||
Region 10:
|
||
Steve Jordan _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 11:
|
||
Ryugen Fisher _________ ________
|
||
Theodore Polczynski _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 12:
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 13:
|
||
Don Daniels _________ ________
|
||
John Penberthy _________ ________
|
||
Thom Henderson _________ ________
|
||
Gee Wong _________ ________
|
||
Brian Hughes _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 14:
|
||
Ben Baker _________ ________
|
||
Ken Kaplan _________ ________
|
||
Brad Hicks _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 15:
|
||
David Dodell _________ ________
|
||
Larry Wall _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 16:
|
||
Bob Hartman _________ ________
|
||
Hal Duprie _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 17:
|
||
Rob Barker _________ ________
|
||
Bob Swift _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 18:
|
||
Wes Cowley _________ ________
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 17 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 19:
|
||
Mark Grennan _________ ________
|
||
Wynn Wagner _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Region 2:
|
||
Henk Wevers _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Write-in candidates:
|
||
___________________ _________ ________
|
||
___________________ _________ ________
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
Name ______________________________ Net/Node ___________
|
||
|
||
Signature______________________________ Date ___________
|
||
|
||
|
||
Please complete this and mail it to:
|
||
|
||
Robert Morris
|
||
IFNA Elections Committee
|
||
210 Church Street
|
||
West Haven, Ct. 06516
|
||
|
||
or bring it with you when you come to the conference in August.
|
||
|
||
|
||
These ballots will be counted by myself since with 200 members
|
||
the charges for a CPA would be very high. Hard copies will be
|
||
made available to anyone wishing to insure that their vote was
|
||
included.
|
||
|
||
Thank You
|
||
|
||
Bob Morris
|
||
Elections and Nominations Committee
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
FidoNews 4-24 Page 18 29 Jun 1987
|
||
|
||
|
||
OFFICIAL REGISTRATION FORM
|
||
FOURTH INTERNATIONAL FIDONET CONFERENCE
|
||
RADISSON MARK PLAZA HOTEL
|
||
ALEXANDRIA, VA.
|
||
AUGUST 20 - 23, 1987
|
||
|
||
Name _________________________________ Date _____________
|
||
Address ______________________________
|
||
City & State _________________________
|
||
Phone (Voice) ________________________
|
||
Net/Node Number ______________________
|
||
Phone (Data) _________________________
|
||
|
||
Number in Your Party _________________
|
||
Staying at the Radisson? _____________
|
||
Number of Rooms? _____________________
|
||
Arrival Date? ________________________
|
||
Departure Date? ______________________
|
||
|
||
Registration Fees: How Many Total
|
||
|
||
Full Conference $60.00 each ________ $________
|
||
Late registration $10.00 each ________ $________
|
||
(after Aug. 1)
|
||
|
||
Friday Night Banquet $30.00 each ________ $________
|
||
Saturday Luncheon $16.50 each ________ $________
|
||
|
||
Total Amount Included (Registration and Meals) $________
|
||
|
||
IFNA MEMBERS ONLY:
|
||
How many in your party will
|
||
be attending the Sunday morning
|
||
Board of Directors meeting? ________
|
||
|
||
Send your registration form and a check or money order to:
|
||
|
||
Fourth International FidoNet Conference
|
||
212 E. Capitol St., Washington, D.C. 20003
|
||
Attn: Brian H. Hughes -- voice: (202) 543-4200
|
||
|
||
This registration form does not include hotel accomodations. If
|
||
you wish to stay at the Radisson Mark Plaza Hotel, please contact
|
||
them directly and mention you are with the FidoNet Conference.
|
||
Conference room rates are $80/night for single or double
|
||
occupancy, and $20/night for an extra cot.
|
||
|
||
Radisson Mark Plaza Hotel
|
||
5000 Seminary Rd., Alexandria, Va. 22311
|
||
1-800-228-9822
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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