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7.3 KiB
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132 lines
7.3 KiB
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE PAD
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NOT A COOL CAT WAS SWINGING, AND THATS NOWHERE DAD,
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THE STOVE WAS HUNG UP IN THAT STOCKING ROUTINE,
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IN HOPES THAT THE FAT MAN WOULD SOON MAKE THE SCENE.
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THE KIDS ALL HAD HAD IT SO THEY HIT THEIR SACKS,
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AND THE OLD LADY AND I HAD BEGUN TO RELAX,
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WHEN THERE STARTED A RUMBLE THAT CAME ON REAL FRANTIC
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SO I OPENED THE WINDOW TO FIGURE THE PANIC.
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I SAW A SQUARE SHORT THAT WAS MAKIN FAT TRACKS,
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BEIN PULLED BY EIGHT DOGS WHO WAS WEARING HAT RACKS,
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AND A FUNNY OLD GEEZER WAS FLIPPIN HIS LID,
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HE TOLD EM TO MAKE IT, AND MAN, LIKE THEY DID.
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I COULDNT HELP DIGGIN THE SCENE ON THE ROOF
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AS I STOOD THERE JUST WAITING FOR CHUBBY TO GOOF,
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THEY STOOD BY THE CHIMNEY IN BUNCHES AND CLUSTERS
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TILL TUBBY SLID DOWN, COMIN ON LIKE GANGBUSTERS.
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HIS THREADS WERE THE SQUAREST AND I HAD TO CHUCKLE,
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IN FRONT (NOT IN BACK) WAS HIS IVY LEAGUE BUCKLE,
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THE MOP ON HIS CHIN WAS FUZZY AND WHITE
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AND WITH THAT RED NOSE, MAN HE LOOKED OUT OF SIGHT
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LIKE HE WAS THE SQUAREST, THE MOST ABSOLUTE,
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BUT FACE IT, WHO CARES WHEN HE LEFT ALL THAT LOOT.
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HE LAID THE JAZZ ON ME AND FLED FROM THE GIG,
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WAILIN HAVE A COOL YULE AND MAN, LATER, LIKE DIG.
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