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HOW
TO
SOLVE
SOFTPORN ADVENTURE
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WRITTEN BY: THE ENCHANTOR
N, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, E, BUY RUBBER(HIT RETURN FOR COLOR,..ECT.) W,
HAIL TAXI, BAR, S, PUSH BUTTON BELLY BUTTON, E, U, WEAR RUBBER,
FUCK*HOOKER,*GET*CANDY,*DROP*RUBBER, N, D, LOOK GARBAGE, LOOK CORE,
GET SEEDS, W, S, W, GET FLOWERS, N, LOOK WASHBASIN, GET RING, S, E,
HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, W, LOOK ASHTRAY, GET PASSCARD, E, D, W, W,
HAIL TAXI, DISCO, N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, BUY WINE, GIVE FLOWERS, GIVE
RING, GIVE CANDY, DROP CANDY, E, S, GIVE WINE, GET KNIFE, E, DROP
WINE, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, N, MARRY GIRL, S, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, N,
SHOW PASSCARD, W, S, DIAL 555-0987, N, E, S, HAIL TAXI,
CASINO,*E,*E,*U,*W,*S,*FUCK GIRL, USE KNIFE, DROP PASSCARD, DROP
KNIFE, N, E, D, LOOK PLANT, ENTER BUSHES, GET STOOL, GET HAMMER, DROP
SEEDS, EAT MUSHROOM,
NOW YOU ARE SOMEWHERE WITHIN THE BAR, IF YOU ARE NOT AROUND THE
BARTENDER THEN MOVE AROUND UNTIL YOU GET TO HIM.!>
BUY WHISKEY, DROP WALLET, W, GIVE WHISKEY, GET UNIT, E, PUSH BUTTON,
BELLYBUTTON, E, TV ON, 6, DROP UNIT, U, N, USE ROPE, W, BREAK WINDOW,
S, GET PILLS, N, E, DROP ROPE, D, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, GIVE
PILLS, DROP PILLS, DROP HAMMER, PUSH BUTTON, E, DROP STOOL, CLIMB
STOOL, LOOK CABINET, GET PITCHER, WATER ON, FILL PITCHER, W, PUSH
BUTTON, D, ENTER BUSHES, WATER SEEDS, GET APPLE, EAT MUSHROOM,
FIND THE BARTENDER AGAIN
N, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, PUSH BUTTON, U, N, D, GIVE APPLE,
*SCREW*GIRL(OR*EVE)
YOU HAVE NOW SOLVED THE : SOFTPORN ADVENTURE