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The Complete Solve to Leather Goddess of Phobos
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Leather Goddesses of Phobos Solve
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By Charazz, Mad Hacker, & Obsidian
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Ok...well, we'll start out in Joe's Bar. This is where you decide
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whether you want to be a boy or a girl. If you want to be a boy, go NW;
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if you wanna be a girl, go NE. The next thing to do is to GET STOOL.
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Then PISS. Then go back the way you came, either SE or SW. Now for the
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fun part...type LEWD, then 19(for your age). Now WAIT until you're in
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the cell. GET ALL, OPEN DOOR, S(outh), OPEN NARROW DOOR, S, GET ALL, N,
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U, N, TURN ON FLASHLIGHT, STAND ON TRENT, ENTER CIRCLE, HISS, W, GET
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JAR, PUT ALL IN BASKET, ENTER CIRCLE, GET SWORD, S, MOUNT, W. You should
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be at the main hatch now. So, DISMOUNT, GET SUIT, WEAR SUIT, OPEN HATCH,
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N. Now you are matched up against an assassin with bad breath. So, you
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gotta kill him before he kills you. HIT THORBAST WITH SWORD, then press
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G until it says that his sword is coming toward you. This may take a
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long time, but it will work. If you wish, you may want to alternate
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between commands like swing sword, hit sword, kill assassin, etc.
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Anyway, once you see that happen, GET HIS SWORD and then OFFER HIS SWORD
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TO THORBAST. Now with Thorbast out of the way, HIT MONSTER WITH SWORD
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and UNSTRAP YOUNG WOMAN. Now FOLLOW YOUNG WOMAN and you'll get the photo
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of Jean Harlow. Now OPEN DOOR and go E(ast). You have a fun time with
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Elysia and then go S(outh). Go S, MOUNT, E, DISMOUNT, W, W, W, and ENTER
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CIRCLE. Then WAIT and you should be at the ruins with the frog. If not,
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then something is screwed. Go W, W, NW, SHOW PAINTING TO MOUSE, GET
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MOUSE, S, ENTER CIRCLE. Now you should be in the basement. Go U, U, N
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and ENTER CIRCLE. Now you should be in the jungle. Go E, E, TAKE STAIN,
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NW, OFFER FLASHLIGHT TO SALESMAN, GET MACHINE, KNOCK ON DOOR, D, GIVE
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CHOCOLATE TO MALE (or female if you're female) GORILLA, Z, Z, FUCK
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FEMALE GORILLA(or male if you're female), GET HOSE, EAT CHOCOLATE, OPEN
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CAGE, OUT, UNSTRAP ME, UNSTRAP TRENT, DROP HOSE, PULL SWITCH, GET UP,
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GET HOSE, ENTER CIRCLE, PULL KNOB, OPEN BOX, GET COIN, SE, ENTER CIRCLE.
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Now you should be at the Royal Docks. So, ENTER BARGE, PRESS PURPLE,
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PRESS ORANGE, Z, Z, Z, Z, PRESS ORANGE, OUT, N, PUT ALL IN BASKET, DROP
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SWORD, GET MESSAGE, GET BALM, S, IN, PRESS ORANGE, Z, PRESS ORANGE, Z,
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OUT, E, NE, Y(don't worry, Trent and Tiffany never die), SAY "RIDDLE",
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W, READ CODED MESSAGE. Now type in the number that appears on the coded
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message, except type it in backwards. The guard should reply, I'll
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summon that one. Go W, Z, ASK WIFE TO KISS MY KNEECAPS, GET ALL, DROP
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STOOL, DROP MESSAGE, D, SAY "KWEEPA", HOP, CLAP, NW, N, NE, E, CLAP, NE,
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HOP, NE, SAY "KWEEPA", CLAP, SE, D, NW, HOP, CLAP, NE, N, SAY "KWEEPA",
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S, CLAP, HOP, NE, U, NW, CLAP, GET PHONE BOOK, SAY "KWEEPA", HOP, NW,
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CLAP, S, SE, SE, D, CLAP, HOP, SAY "KWEEPA", NE, W, CLAP, E, HOP, W, S,
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CLAP, SAY "KWEEPA", SW, GET RAFT, HOP, CLAP, N, S, E, NW, CLAP, SAY
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"KWEEPA", HOP, N, U, GET PIN, N, E, SE, U, ENTER CIRCLE. Now you've
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passed the hardest part in the game. By the way, if you didn't follow
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the above catacomb directions to the letter, you should be dead. Anyway,
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now you shouldn't be able to see. So type D until the floor crashes in.
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Then DROP TORCH, DROP MAP, ENTER CIRCLE, W, IN, PRESS ORANGE, G, Z, Z,
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Z, OUT, PRESS ORANGE, W, PUT STAIN ON CIRCLE, DROP STAIN, ENTER CIRCLE,
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S, GET SACK, OPEN SACK, EMPTY LEAVES, PUT ALL IN SACK, N, NE, U, GET
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SHEET, TEAR SHEET, TIE STRIPS TOGETHER, TIE ROPE TO BED, THROW ROPE OUT
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WINDOW, 200, Z, Z, TAKE HEADLIGHT, CLIMB DOWN STAIRS, E, MOVE SOD, ENTER
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CIRCLE. You should now be at the end of the hallway. Go N, ENTER CIRCLE,
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E, D, OUT, S, SE, DONATE COIN TO PENGUIN, SE, EMPTY BASKET INTO SACK, N,
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GET BABY, PUT BABY IN BASKET, PUT BLANKET IN BASKET, S, S, PUT BASKET ON
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STOOP, WAIT until she opens the door and takes the baby, then OPEN DOOR,
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ENTER IGLOO, TAKE COTTON BALLS, OUT, N, NW, W, ENTER CIRCLE. Now you
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should be at Wattz Up Dock. Go W, W, NW, PUT BALM ON LIPS, PUT PIN ON
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NOSE, DROP ALL, COVER EARS WITH HANDS, CLOSE EYES, KISS FROG, GET
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BLENDER, TAKE PIN OFF NOSE, DROP PIN, TAKE OFF BALM, DROP BALM, SHOW
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PAINTING TO MOUSE, TAKE MOUSE (Make sure you show him painting first)
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TAKE ALL BUT BALM AND PIN, W, N, N, OPEN COMPARTMENT, PUT JAR IN
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COMPARTMENT, CLOSE COMPARTMENT, TURN ON MACHINE, OPEN COMPARTMENT, GET
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JAR, RUB CREAM ON DAUGHTER, GET ANGLE, N, PUT RAFT IN WATER, GET IN
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RAFT, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, GRAB DOCK, S, E, S, GIVE COIN TO PROPRIETOR,
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SEARCH DUST. Now press G until you grab the tube, then go TUBE, PUT
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CIRCLE ON GROUND, ENTER CIRCLE, Z, Z, GIVE BLENDER TO TRENT, GIVE HOSE
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TO TRENT, GIVE COTTON BALLS TO TRENT, GIVE ANGLE TO TRENT, GIVE
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HEADLIGHT TO TRENT, GIVE MOUSE TO TRENT, GIVE PHOTO TO TRENT, GIVE
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PHONEBOOK TO TRENT...
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There is is...
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-END-
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