93 lines
2.2 KiB
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93 lines
2.2 KiB
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THE FOLLOWING IS A SATYRICAL ATTACK
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DIRECTED TO A FEW SELECT PIRATES IN
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THE APPLE PIRATE WORLD.
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CIRCLE OF DENEB/CIRCLE OF DICKS/
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CIRCLE OF DWEEBS (IN CASE YOU MISSED
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OUT)
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DEFINITION:
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CIRCLE-A PLANE OF FIGURES BOUNDED
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BY EVERY POINT WHIC IS EQUALLY DIST-
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-ANT FROM A FIXED POINT CALLED THE
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CENTER.
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OF-PREPOSITION, FROM, AMONG.
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DENEB-BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE CONST-
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-ELLATION CYGNUS.
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PUT THEM TOGETHER...MAKES A LOT OF
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SENSE, EH? I GUESS THE BOY! GOT
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DESPERATE FOR A NAME WHEN HIS GROUP
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FINALLY FOUND A LAME EXCUSE OF A
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WARE CALLED IKARI WARRIORS WITH A
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PROTECTION SCHEME ON IT THAT WAS
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EASY ENOUGH FOR HIS SIMPLETON MIND
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TO DEFEAT. A RENNAISANCE OF THE
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STRATA-CRACKERS PERHAPS?
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PEACEFROG. YOU MOTHER-LESS FUCK.
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WHERE IS THEXDER //E?
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CRASHER. YOU FLAMMING FAGGOT.
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YOUR EGO IS ABOUT AS INFLATED AS
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THE LATE ORSON WELL'S BELLY.
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LEARN HOW TO CRACK.
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TONY/HIGH V. YOU FASCIST SCUM.
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DISKMASTER. YOU TALK TOO MUCH
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ABOUT TOO LITTLE.
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BRIAN FIST. GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD
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RUBBISH. HMM, WHY DID YOU LEAVE
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THE APPLE PIRATE COMMUNITY?
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YOUR PRESENCE MADE A GOOD TOPIC OF
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CONVERSATION.
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THE MARTYR (MR. HITMAN FOR HIRE).
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PLEASE, FIND MY TRUE IDENTITY AND
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THREATEN ME 'REVENGE'. I COULD USE
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A GOOD LAUGH. THE ONLY INGENUITY
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THIS IDIOT POSSESSES IS GETTING MY
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PHONE NUMBER AND TURNING IT INTO A
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20 MEG BBS. GET REAL.
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TO YOU PEOPLE THAT CALL YOURSELVES
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'PIRATES' AND CAN'T PROGRAM WORTH
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DIDDLY-FUCK. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO
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THE COMPUTER MOVEMENT.
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WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE DOC.
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GLENN. YOU POMPOUS, ARROGANT SCUM.
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YOU RUN A BOARD FALLING UNDER THE
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CLASSIFICATION OF A SUBJECT ON
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WHICH YOU KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT.
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PROGRAMMING. LEARN HOW TO BOOT
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UP A SECTOR EDITOR FOR CHRIST'S
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SAKE, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT ON
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THE PHONE. AND QUIT RUNNING TO
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HANSEL EVERYTIME YOU NEED HELP ON
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SOMETHING TO DO WITH PROGRAMMING,
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YOU'VE BEEN IN THE PIRATE WORLD
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FOR 4 TO 5 YEARS NOW, GET OFF YOUR
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LOUSY ASS AND DO SOMETHING WORTH-
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-WHILE WITH THAT COMPUTER.
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THIS CONCLUDES MY COMMENTARY, I
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HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND IT ENJOYABLE
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AND ENTERTAINING.
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IHATEDG CALL SPEC-ELITE IHATEDG
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IHATEDG 213/YOU-POSE IHATEDG
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WHOA!
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