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Ahhh,,,,,,,,, crack cark (carkinh nukles) carka ckar (crackin wihp)
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well its good to be back with you , reders of
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°±²²ÛÛÛI MaDCaP 2002 v1.03 Issue #1 IÛÛÛ²²±°
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°±²²ÛÛÛI Partners in Crime III IÛÛÛ²²±°
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°±²²ÛÛÛI Wit Robert Townsend IÛÛÛ²²±°
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HAH! Its USSSSSSSssss WERE BACK!
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well, this is kinda a dissapointment since your a fag who reads
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'obloids cool and you are too if you worship us'
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ptf this is gonna be an issue of not slandering oblios
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but instead we are gonna reintroduce oyu to us
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yeah taths right
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cuz in 2002 :
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Ù À
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Don't call it a comeback =LL CoOL J=
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¿ -=Spokesperson for MadCAp '02=- Ú
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well first lest clear up some misconseptiosn about madcap
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with the _FAQ-MADC.ZIP_ file appended to this
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ð=-----------------------------------------------------------------=ð
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=M„DC„P F„Q/Frequently Asked Questions=
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Q) Aren't you ONLY for white 13 year old males who type ni
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caps lock only?
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A) ONNONNONON!. Its just that noone is cool enuff to admit they
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enjoy us. to anser you im gonna append a file from us
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caled _WHYWHY.MAD_
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hey all you out thier im goona tell yua all why noone likes madcap
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read these hera aer the reasons
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1. Afraid of those who are cooler thatn them.
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2. thinks wer racits, wre not, wre just ignoteratnyt
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3. all think if they ignor us than they can make theuir
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own shit but actually STEAL ours
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i men how many files di you see like this BEOFRE MaDCaPP? NONE.
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Now there ar ea10000000000000000 file_id.Diz that are like:
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************************************
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*[ Kook koo puffs present:**********
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888888888*****************
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[Wacky Funnyu stuff! HAR AHR
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by Gir Draxon
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KKP#183
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888888888*****************
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888888888****************
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888888888****************
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whata bucnh of FAGSSsssssss (not you com your a trator
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)
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4. they are scared to go with the DIGITAL UNDERGROUND
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big nose fonky in the |^|
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5. Madcap has no UNITY or flow.
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the last one is the best. you say 'madcap ahs no sense of order'
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so you suck and hers why.
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1. just do it by order of DATE. thats way you can see how we
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developed, and its fun
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2. we need no order. chaos is what makes everythni gnad thats
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how it is that s whu the ANARKISZT$ CooKB0oK is shit
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cuz its not anarchy, its like:
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Bannaan Bomb
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Ingredients:
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1 oz. Bananan 5 Oz. Ether
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2 lb. Gunpowder 6 lb. helium
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4 Tspoons Garlic 1 cork
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thast crak pipe!!!!!!!11111111111111
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If it was TRUE anarchy, it would be:
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xxxxxxxxBLOW shit UP with an BANNNNNNNAN!!!!!!!! Hyah wowowowo
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123123123123 anarky muthafucks ____
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weewqweq just get a lorra s|hit |that'll blow SHIT up!!11
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erterqtq |____|____
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ert qr OWOWOWOW AWRITGHt | | eoeyuo
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er get a _____| | 123lkdiojqweroij34
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ANARKY ertert fuckin BANNAN!
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ROCKS AND BLOW SHIT UP fucking MUTHAFUCKA COK!
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me NuTTz
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THE KRUKER THE KRUKER on yoru ASS BiTHC
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errrrrrrrrerq ererreeeeeeee owowowowowo ow wo ow
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now don't confuse this with this:
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BANNA BOMB AN ORIGINAL RECIPE BY MAJOR STRYKER
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OK HERES HOW YOU MAKE A BANNABOMB
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FIRST YOU GET 1 OZ OF BANNA ANBD THEN
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YOU GET 2 LBS OF GUNPOWDER AND WHATS
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NEST IS COOL AND THEN YOU GET 4
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TSPOONS OF GARLIC AND THEN YOU GET
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6 LBS OF HELIUM AND THEN A CORK
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AND THEN YOU BLOW SHIT UP LIKE
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A GARBAGE CAN IN GLENDALE THATS
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WHERE IM FROM AND ME AND BLOOD WIZZ
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LIKE TO GO GO-KARTING AND RC CAR
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RACING ON SUNDAY AND I BLEW UP
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A CAN OF PAINT ONCE AND IT WAS
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RAD THIS IS ALL TOTALLY ORIGINAL
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MAJOR STRYKER OF ULTIMATE ORIGINAL DEATH [UOD]
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CALL THE BOMB SHELTER AT [815]392-1823
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there is a BIG BIG diffrence
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3. another reson noone like s MAdcA P is because
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theY THINK IS NOLY 2 PEOPLE!
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its NOT true. ther eis about 100 people
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writeing for us, all unique!!!!
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the best SHIT is from Hub and Chu
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but don;'t count otua the DESING TEAMS
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GeEZ do you need GONZO iNC greets TO know
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about ALL the Peopel?
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Q) Doesn't James Hetfield write all the MaDCaP files?
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A) NO NON ON ON ON ON ON ONON he has ABSOLTLY NOTHINg
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to DO with US! He is an IMPOSTERRRRRRRR
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he is BUTT fiends with GOF and MADE HIM
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TALK by slippin HIM some LSD
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and tHATS how HE KNOWS The STUFF
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he Gets ONSULTSED BY CHU__ and __BERT and
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HE LIKES IT hes got 'no self esteem' -some band before the offsping
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HE incluides US in his shit but here are some REALITYS about JH
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a. he wont hold the madcap shit on his boar
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cuz it makes fun of true things about him
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ie. Metallica tshirts and dirty hitops
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b. he poses as our PAL, but then treast us like doo doo
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brown
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c. Hes got no cok
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d. product of DATE RAPE STEVE and MARTHAS
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incestus LOVE.
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c. he will CUMN when he reads his name in PRINT!
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especailly from MDACAP
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(namely Starkaboudket and Palle)
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Q) Where can i get madcap files?
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A) Just look at the end.
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Q) What is MiLK, or M&T? Is it a branch of ðM„DC„Pð, they seem
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similar.
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A) No. You are a master of the obvious, they are very much
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simialr. Te problem is, MaDcAP have been at it for 5 years
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they have DOne EVERYTHING that JH has done, if they havent
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it was because BLAH did it before Madcap. (they were compeeters
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in the early 90's)
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lte me cote a few things, ok?
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goos: =OBLOID.MAD=
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_ _ fun fun fun
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Heres an equation! Fun Fun MR. Science (.)_(.) /
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\_____/
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Obloid ó (MadCap (FUSE) BLaH) + NG Captures
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in english thas
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Obloid is nothing more than MadCap fused with Blah with some cheezy NG caps.
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=OBLOID.MAD=
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in a way that is TRUTH, but not so much anymore... here it is:
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Obloid ó (MadCap (FUSE) BLaH (FUSE) ZaN) - (.99999*MadCap) -(.99999*BLaH)
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-(.99999*Zan)
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it should read:
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obloid is nothing more than madcap fused with blah fused with zan
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minus all but.00001 of each. That NG captures don't count cause
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i made a mistake and forgot that both BLAH AND zan did that
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here is another quote:
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=NEWMILK.TXT=
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You look at people like [..............] they created
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something from something else.. they mutated influences.. they became
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collages of different things.. you became a carbon copy; an ursurper. And
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you're quite good at it.
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=NEWMILK.TXT=
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its from GUDIO SNATCHEZ
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everyone knows hes a liar, so everythong he says is a lie
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first to totally undertsand this lettttts play
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wheel of fortune v2.0
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[..... ........] the puzzle is 'FAG' spin the wheel kung FU ok, yeah 200$
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[..... ........] cun i haff an R. <BUZZ> sorry no R, ok its tiem fo r
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[..... ........] RODNY KNIG aww TOOBad rodny your a stinky negroi so you
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[..... ........] don't get any turns too bad bithd! ok go bently from
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[..... ........] the geffersons, okyeh 500$ mey i have an S sir, DING!
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[....S ........] its there! go agan hmmmmmmmmmm FAG, eh? oh of course!
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[....S ........] is it.... JAMES HETFIELD??????? DIGN SING DING!!!!! yhes
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[JAMES HETFIELD] !!!!!!!!!!!! IT ISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! YAaaaaaaha
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now an aspetc of a GweedLie, is that he tells a partial truth.
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tru,e JH is a mutation, but not how mark said it. he looks like
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MASK with rat nuke teeth because of his moms heavy drinkng in the
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third trimester. and also he is a mutation, with his gorups and
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borad but didn't BE it , he just stole eevrythuing!!!!!!!111111
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se? even gweeds says it, but you have to know him like i dio
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Q) Aren't you guys RACIST?
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A) Freedom of speech baby. I'm not racist, and would enjoy a levelheadsdd
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race falme session, even if it was 100 blakc and 100 hispanis
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ans 100 orientals, and 100 of every race against just me
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i don't ever say anythign to be seriouisly biased, but thedn
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again i could be just sayign thatcuz im smart liek Hitler. is do
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understain th e repercussions f saying reacially slanted things
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but its not my fault so many eopelll see what athey want to.
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and not my fault that their DORTY DIRTY birds!i don't do it because
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were ganignig
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up on em and id do it f i had assurance that it would only be open
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mindede words, never action like pullin a gat or a driveby. id nev er
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ever ever take racially biased actions, tuhsly i never hurt tanyone.
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Remember, blacks are only 3/5s of a person! if someonet akes
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what i say as propaganda, tats too bad because me and WESLY will
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kick ther assssssses. And if not then kevin and badsector will help
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well ehvae magic cards and beat them with a 3/3 Pussy Face Dooky Red
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my best friend is the fastest weasle in the projects too
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Q) Aren't you guys SEXIST?
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A) no, sexLESS in every sense of the word.
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heres a clip of MaDCAP UNplugged a tune called
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SEXUp bluwes
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i was born my fingers gone
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im a teen cant masturbate
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rubbed my dick upon the iron
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pulled it offe a bit too laet
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now my glans and penis shaft
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is scarred up and all around
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i dont feelit anymore
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when its in antholes in the ground
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so i need to preten d i m some big sexxy devil
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so that LCN me and Pudding Sailor will have a Foursome!
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yes! ge got too coks
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Q) I have no more questiosn but i have to say tha you
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are the coolest in the school okok ok it was
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me the hole time hHE soooooo WHAT? fuck goat butt ernie and
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ocsar the grouch
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=M„DC„P F„Q/Frequently Asked Questions=
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ð=-----------------------------------------------------------------=ð
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Ne Wu Se R Si N Na Ho W Se
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ðM„DC„P 2002 v1.03 CRaM CaPS!(c)ð
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Here are all the new membertl and the offical madcpa blcaklist OTO~!!!
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NeW MeMbers| Schindler - Had a COOL list, gave it to NaZiBoT
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Marader - Expert of DOOM and Masters of Oroni
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White Bronco - goes zooooom drives OJ and OJ's Pal
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Nicole Simpson - ohh ohhhhh oh wo OJ
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Dean O'Donnell - dodo@WPI.EDU
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Tim Sweeney - 72662.1725@compuserve.com
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BaLKCLiST!!!!! : Jamse hetfeld -sinfeld's cusin
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Platinum Ego -poops yellow
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Miget Cesar -Crack baby product of a ceserian sction
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$tatman - physical therapy/taunted by high shelf
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(sory)
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Lady CatNIgga - won't share cooky with Pudding Sailor
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