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[stud.cs.uit.no]
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This account has been fingered 2302 times. (this might take awhile).
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Finger information for user paalde at Mon Jul 31 11:14:04 METDST 1995
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User paalde is logged in on the following machines:
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Sorry, user paalde doesn't like you fingering him, he is gone now.
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There was this little kid in grade 2 whose name was Johnny.
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He went to school with grade 2's. (!) Anyway, every Monday,
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after school the teacher would ask the student's in Johnny's
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class some trivia questions; if they answered the questions
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correctly, the teacher promised them that they wouldn't have
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to go to school for the rest of the week.
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One Monday, the teacher asked the students:
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'What is the chemical symbol for Potassium'
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Since the kids were only in gr. 2, they didn't even
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know what potassium was. The next Monday, the teacher asked:
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'In what year did Mt. St. Helen's first explode?'
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Of course, the students didn't answer. Johnny was
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getting kind of peeved with these kind of questions. The
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next Monday, Johnny brought a pair black squash balls
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to school with him. Just as the teacher was about to ask
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the weekly question, Johnny rolled the marbles toward the
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front of the room. The teacher, not seeing him, got agitated
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and said 'Alright, whose the comedian with the 2 black
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balls?'
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Johnny, just a-laughing answered 'Bill Cosby, See ya
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next week!'
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Hungry for revenge? Check this one out!
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THE AVENGER'S HANDBOOK
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Edited by The Last Viking, viking95@freenet.hut.fi
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Email new schemes, ideas or bug-reports to me.
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Revision 1.20, Edited on a Commodore Amiga 2000.
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(C) Copyright 1993-95 the alt.revenge society.
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--
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-- DISCLAIMER NOTICE --
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I take no responsibility for actions performed as described in this script.
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Some of these schemes are illegal to perform, and most of them will make
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your mark suffer in one way or another. I advice you to look at this script
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as a source of inspiration and amusement. Yet, if you do consider actions
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consider also it's consequences, both for the mark and for you. I advice you
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to read the alt.revenge FAQ before you do anything you might regret.
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--
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-- How to get the latest edition of The Avenger's Handbook --
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The easiest way go get TAH is probably by using your finger command:
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"finger paalde@stud.cs.uit.no -l". If you are on a UNIX like system, then
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you can direct the text to a file by adding "> [filename]" behind the "-l"
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in the finger command line. This is where new editions of TAH most likely
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will be appear first.
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If you want to access TAH on WWW you can use the following URL's.
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America:"http://www.umd.umich.edu/~nhughes/htmldocs/av.html" (Nathan Hughes)
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Europe: "http://www.cs.uit.no/~paalde/Revenge/TAH.html" (The Last Viking)
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I have managed to put up a home page for revenge on the World Wide Web. If
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you want to take a look at it, then select the following URL:
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"http://www.cs.uit.no/~paalde/Revenge/"
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That URL will give you The Avenger's Front Page, where you can find TAH in
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postscript and HTML format, and a bunch of other revenge related scripts.
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If everything else fails, email me and I will send it to you.
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--
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-- Editor Notes --
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I am still trying to strip out the more pranklike schemes in this list. I
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guess that's a process I will be working on aslong as I am keeping it.
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I will be off the net from the 1'st of June to 1'st of August. Then in
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August I will be able to get back to posting in the newsgroup. Have a great
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summer vaccation, all you avengers out there!
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#001 MAIL BURST. By The Last Viking and Dale Worley.
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Wait until you get one of those commercial catalogues with hundreds of
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rip-out order forms. Write down the name and address of the mark, and then
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send it in. Be careful about your handwriting and remember that if the
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mark get many things he didn't order, then they will most likely take a look
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at the problem.
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Go to a library with many technical or trade publications. Pull out all the
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free reply cards, bingo cards, etc. Now ask for information on everything.
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(Well, don't circle more than 10 numbers on each bingo card.) With
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remarkably little work, you can collect hundreds of these cards. Fill them
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in with their real address and bogus company names. Dump them all in a mail
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box.
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#002 EMBARRASING SHOPPING. By Jerry F. Tomko and Stephen Smith.
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I once visited a music store where all the tapes and CD's had little
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electronically detectable stickers on them. So, naturally, I removed the
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stickers and placed them sticky side up, on the floor. As people would walk
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by, the stickers would attach to their shoes. The clerk had security "pat
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down" a few customers before attributing the problem to "faulty equipment."
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A nice revenge if a music store is your mark.
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Your mark is in a supermarket, and he or she's of the type who get easily
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embarrased. While they're walking around with their trolley, drop a packet
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of condoms into it. But before that, you can scrat the barcode slightly so
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that the scanner can`t read it. This one is ofcourse a bit dependent on your
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luck.
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#003 NOISY SEAGULLS. By The Last Viking.
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This is a trick I did once. It was dark outside and I wanted to get some
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revenge on our freakin' neighbour who had complained about the music the day
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in advance. So, what I did was throwing out a whole bread (which was too dry
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to eat anyway).. time went on.. Around 6 o'clock it was light enough outside
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for our lovely and not so quiet seagulls to see the bread, and oboy did they
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have a party. I were staying up all night anyway, so it didn't bother me. If
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the seagulls doesn't make enough noise, try sprinkling the bread in a bit of
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alcohol (Just a little bit, you don't want them to hurt themselves.)
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#004 DEATH THREATS TERROR. By The Last Viking.
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Get a newspaper, cut out some death notices, or articles about persons who
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have died (e.g. gotten killed) Send them to the person with a letter
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telling how fun it was to kill the person in the article. Try sending him a
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list with his name on, like a top 10 list with his name getting higher each
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time you send a new one to him, with a death notice.
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This is very illegal! Don't get caught!
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#005 CONTACT MAGAZINE. By The Last Viking.
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Put an ad in a contact magazine, telling that your mark want contact with
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other persons for sexual purpose. Tell them that he is S/M, gay or
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something. Pay cash for the add or make them send the bill to your mark.
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#006 ORDERING PIZZA. By The Last Viking.
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Call the local Pizza resturant or whatever and order them to bring out the
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food. Give them your mark's address. You can also call the cops and tell
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them that you heard shot gun fire at your mark's place or you can be a bit
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nicer and call in a report on domestic violence.
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Chiver> The Police, and many take-out restaurants are using caller-ID, so it
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Chiver> is suggested that you call from a phone-box.
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Ed> Ah, Remember that you're involving a 3'rd party here. If the pizza place
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Ed> ain't a secondary mark then maybe you should leave'em alone? Also
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Ed> remember that you're preventing the cops from doing their work by doing
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Ed> this.. eh.. that's enough from your "father".
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#007 DISC DRIVE KILLER. By The Last Viking and "The Internet Police Force".
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This is an amusing and destructive way of avenging. Just open a disc and
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replace the magnetic disc with some sand paper. Put the disc among the discs
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of the mark. Then when the mark get the disc, he will put it into the drive
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and it will destroy the drive-head.
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Straw> This will not work as the hub that the drive uses to spin the disk
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Straw> will be missing. A better idea is to hold the window open and glue
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Straw> several pieces of sandpaper to the disk surface. Then the disk will
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Straw> appear normal unless your mark hold the window open and spins the
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Straw> disk by hand.
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Ed> You can also glue sand or any gravel to the surface.
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For diskette bombs, you need: A disk, scissors, white or blue kitchen
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matches (they MUST be these colors!) and clear nail polish.
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First carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!). Remove
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the cotton covering from the inside. Scrape a lot of match powder into a
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bowl (use a wooden scraper, metal might spark the match powder). After you
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have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk. Using the nail polish, spread it
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over the match mixture. Let it dry. Carefully put the diskette back together
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and use the nail polish to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).
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When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read the disk,
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which causes a small fire (Enough heat to melt the disk drive and fuck the
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head up!!).
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Ed> This sound a bit doubtful, has anyone tried this one out?
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#008 FLOWER POWER. By The Last Viking and Brian Martinez.
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Get some seeds from some ugly weed and spread it all-over your mark's
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garden, or spread some lime into your mark's garden. The grass will then
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slowly die. If you're being artistic about it, try writing something
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insulting onto the lawn.
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In high school some friends of mine went up to one teacher's house with a
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can of diesel, and wrote the word "BITCH" on her gently upward-sloping front
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yard for all the people in her ritzy suburb community to see. Of course,
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the diesel killed the grass, and you could see "BITCH" from the road for a
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good three months or so.
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#009 AUTOMATIC GARAGE DOORS. By Thomas Gauldin and The Last Viking.
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One of the tricks that works wonderfully involves houses with garage door
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openers. Sears and Chamberlain openers use DIP switches to set the code. The
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dips switches are on the back of the door openers and in plain sight.
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I once were in this mark's garage to deliver a piece of mail that was left
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in my mailbox and noticed the Chamberlain door opener and the DIP switches
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on the rear. I noted the settings down and bought a spare transmitter at
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Sears for about $12. All I had to do was set the DIP switches to the same
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code and then I could operate the door.
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The neighbor had very regular habits and left for work at roughly the same
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time every day. All I did was wait and watch as the door rolled up. When
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the backup lights of their Accura came on, I merely pressed the down button
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and the door closed on their trunk lid, broke the rear glass and dented the
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roof. The folks stood around for about a half hour scratching their butts
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and trying to figure out what happened. The garage door was totaled also.
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Most garage door openers are controlled by an IR transmitter. So, what you
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need to do is go get one of those programmable IR transmitters, those with
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the learn function. Now you only need to get a hold of his open or close
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signal, which can be a real bitch to do, as the transmitter are usually
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located in his car. Yet, now you might know what lock-picking FAQ's are for.
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#010 WAKE-UP CALL. By The Last Viking.
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This is a simple one, just call the mark in the middle of the night at 5 AM.
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If he doesn't know your voice then ask him if he want to buy Encyclopedias,
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if he does then just hang up on him, or you could ask him about the
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homework. If you wana go anonymous on this one, then call from a box.
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Here in Norway we have this number we can call and order a wakeup call. I
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last time used it at the last place I worked. I called and asked to get a
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wakeup call at 3 AM (which suits well because we were at "resting guard"
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between 12.00 and 06.00)
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#011 LATE LAWNMOVING. By The Last Viking.
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If your mark has a lawn-mover standing in his garden you can sneak in at
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night and start it. The noise will probably wake him, and he'll wonder what
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the hell happened.
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#012 PC REVENGE. By George 'Pinhead' Curtis and The Last Viking.
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When the mark is away; startup fdisk on his hard-disc, now select 3, for
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delete DOS partion. Now deleve every partion. The computer will ask you to
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press CTRL-ALT-DEL, but just press CTRL-C. In awhile the computer will crash
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and be totally fucked. All datas will be erased.
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When your mark is gone, start up a loud noisy game on his computer. This can
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be done in the lunch break when nobody is around, now everyone returns and
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sees the screen of eg. your boss, and it has a game on it.
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Make a directory like ALT+255 (the extended Alt keyboard char. set) this
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will make a blank space. Now do an XCOPY C:\ C:\"ALT+255"/s/e. this will
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fill up his hard drive so he won't be able to save anything.
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This is good as long as the asshole doesn't know much about DOS or doesn't
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use anything like Norton.
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Find a gif/jpg viewer and a picture of a nude woman (or if you're going for
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the grotesque, a nude woman and her horse) you'll find it all on the
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internet. When everyone is gone for lunch, start it up on his PC. Sure
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that'll improve his repuation.
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Alter his autoexec.bat file, put a game in the first line of it. Everytime
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he boot the machine it will pop up on his screen. Add as the last line of
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his autoexec.bat "echo Israel5 virus activated." then when you've saved the
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autoexec.bat file, make it read and execute only. (Don't ask me how to do
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it, I am an Amiga freak.. try attrib or something)
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Remove the powercables and put them into his drawer. What him running around
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accusing everyone for stealing them. Another similar thing you could do is
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just removing every cable, and let them lay there on his desk. Then adjust
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the colour, contrast and saturation on his monitor. This will annoy anyone
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in a suit.
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#013 SMOKERS. By The Last Viking and Tom Line.
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Carve off small pieces of rubber from an erasor. Remove some of the tobacco
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from a sigarette. Put the rubber in as a substitute, then make it look real
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by adding some tobacco on the tip. Rumours has it that it tastes awful.
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For sloppy smokers who leave cigarette butts and ashes lying about, assist
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their "beautification program" and import even more cigarette butts and
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plant them places where they'll get the blame for them.
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Epoxy cigarettes to the person's car, particularly on the windshield, side
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windows, over the door locks, etc. Dump some in the air vents. If they don't
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have a locking gas cap, dump some in their gas tank.
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Hide or throw away the ashtrays.
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Piss in their ashtray(s), then leave an anonymous note later "confessing" to
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this. If the note's believable, the psychological effect should be
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interesting. In fact, actually pissing in the ashtrays might not even be
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necessary, if you can make them think you did it. Since a cigarette is a
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phallic symbol, psychologically speaking, why not add some realism?
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Decoupage (with epoxy, so they can't be easily removed) some "cute" messages
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in the bottoms of ashtrays, such as: Smoking sucks, Suck that FAG off,
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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, Smokers are buttheads, It's the
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cigarette that SMOKES, the smoker just SUCKS or Wouldn't you really rather
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be sucking on a COCK? (A picture of a PENIS from a homo porn magazine might
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be interesting, too.)
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From that same magazine you used above, after you cut out the picture of the
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penis from the naked faggot, replace the penis in the picture with an actual
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cigarette butt and post the picture on the person's cubicle or office door.
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This works best if they get in late and you post it early. That way others
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will have a chance to see it before the mark can remove it. Even if nobody
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else sees it, the mark will WORRY about who saw it, and what they may have
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thought about it!
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Intercept a memo from the person, hopefully to a bigwig in your company,
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open the mail pouch, add a cigarette butt or two, reseal it, and send it on
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its way! The same goes for outgoing mail to important customers, etc.
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Answer their phone for them whenever they're away from their desk and inform
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the caller that they're on a "smoke break". If possible, change their voice
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mail message to say this, too! Then if you disconnect the ringer, people
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will think they spend their whole day in the smoking area rather than
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working (as some do, of course) and complain to management about them.
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How about a cup of black powder or gun powder in their ash tray?
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#014 NASTY SMELLS. By The Last Viking, Art, Steve Lopez and A.J. Reiffenstein.
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I did this one when I was graduating from high-school. I and a friend of me
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went over to this other high-school in the vicinity and brought with us some
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real bad smelling marten-bait. There was a kind of war between us and them
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and now we'd just had it. We opened the door and crushed the tube of marten
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bait into the classroom sink. Then we left in a hurry (We got a day
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expulsion from the school, due to our little stunt :)
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You can spill this crap almost every where, use your imagination.
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Fox Urin. It smells pretty bad from what I hear. Why don't you just take a
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bottle of the stuff and "spill" (totally by accident of course) some between
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the top of the mark's car window and the door. Like I said, it was just an
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"accident". Maybe you could do this right before the mark is due to go on a
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date or to an important business meeting?
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This also works rather well with skunk scent, readily obtained at your local
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sporting goods/hunting outfitter (they use it to hunt coyotes) It comes in
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about a 2oz. bottle which is quite sufficient to put into a syringe and
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inject through the window rubber. Be sure and get some down the defroster
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vents, as you can replace carpet and upholstery, but the smell never comes
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out of the vent system.
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Buy some kind of hollow vegetable (bell or jalepeno work well), seal them in
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a plastic bag and forget about them for a while, once they have turned slimy
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and mouldy, transfer them to a quart mason jar. Toss in some eggs, milk and
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chopped liver until it is about 80% full. Put it in a warm dark place. About
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every week, give it a shake. After 4-5 weeks, it will be mostly liquid, and
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will look vile. Don't open the jar to smell it. Trust me; it smells much
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worse than it looks. Toss the entire thing so it breaks open on your
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neighbor's porch steps. If you are really adventuresome, climb onto his roof
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and pour it down the chiminy.
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#015 SHAVING FOAM. By Chris Cantarine.
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Fill up a bag of shaving foam. Put the open end-part-way under someone's
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door (make sure the bag is open). Jump on the closed end of the bag. Also,
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put a dustpan under his door. Piss (or pour a jar of something) in it.
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#016 REVENGE ON A RASISTIC LANDLORD. By Pancho, DanD and Steven C. Schultz.
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Complain to the KKK or Aryan nation about the landlords. They're renting to
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all these goddamned (epithet)s in my neighborhood. Or you heard them talking
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about how Klansmen should be killed on sight. Be sure to give the home
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address and license plate numbers of their cars.
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Call all the utility companies, and have their bills diverted to "your"
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house. They're going on a long vacation and you want to pay their bills
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while they're gone. "Your" address is that of the Lost And Found at the
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Macy's in the next town.
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Sign them up with NAMBLA, the North American Man-Boy Love Association. This
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is sure to bring attention from the cops to the landlord if NAMBLA is ever
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raided by the cops in your town.
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Call up the militant black groups of your choice. Tell them you're thinking
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of joining. Invite some members to come over to talk to you. Give them the
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landlord's address.
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Make copies of the keys to their property which your friends rented, attach
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them to labelled key rings. Write "DOCTOR Susanna Wong, Geriartrics" on the
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labels, with the home address. Go to the worst part of town and "forget" the
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key rings at the phone booths where gang members gather.
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Put linseed oil in a closed bottle by the window to rot. *Extremely* nasty.
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Splash their cars and homes with it.
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Call popular radio station talk shows. Start friendly, give out the
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landlord's name while no-one suspects anything. Repeat it a couple of times.
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Get the address in, if you can. Then accuse them of whatever you like. Slip
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it in slowly, so that the accusation's out before they can think to use
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their 7-second delay. You could accuse them of membership in NAMBLA. Lo and
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behold, their name turns up in NAMBLA's records.
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Write all their current tenants at all their properties, and even the
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neighbors surrounding those properties. "Did you know that the sick
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perverted landlord at this address has a porno flick business on the side?
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Did you know he sets aside one of the apartments (or houses) for the filming
|
||
of these pictures? Do you want your kids exposed to these people in your
|
||
neighborhood? NO FINGERPRINTS OR SALIVA ON YOUR LETTERS OR ENVELOPES, NOW!
|
||
|
||
Make up a letter or a poster accusing these landlords of being the most
|
||
active, violent, and effective Klansmen in your town. Print up a zillion of
|
||
these. Go to a predominantly black area of town and dump these flyers over
|
||
the fence of the local High School. You can *also* dump them at the
|
||
projects. Include their home address, phone number, car description and
|
||
license plates.
|
||
|
||
If the police investigate, the Junior High School crime and the fact that
|
||
his name is on the poster will be public record. He will be interrogated.
|
||
It will not be slander to talk about it.
|
||
|
||
Make a tape of Vincent Price's laughter at the end of the Michael Jackson
|
||
song "Thriller". Tape it over and over so it's one minute of laughter.
|
||
After *each* of these incidents, call them up and play it. Real loud.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Even better: send notices to all the tenants that rent is going up. (or
|
||
down.) Make policy changes. Send some tenants notices they will be sued
|
||
if they don't pay their rent which is past due. (Nothing like threatening
|
||
people with legal action for something they did not do to get their blood
|
||
boiling.) Have a couple of cars towed, claiming to be the property manager.
|
||
(Most property managers who have cars towed post the phone number of
|
||
whatever towing service they use, so it's no problem.)
|
||
|
||
You get the idea. Terrorize the tenants and make them think that it's the
|
||
landlord who is doing it. They will react in all SORTS of ways. Legal,
|
||
physical, verbal, etc.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
You could place the add and give different rents, depending on the race of
|
||
the renter. A newspaper probably wouldn't print any add that is racially
|
||
oriented like this, so print up flyers and put them in stores, car
|
||
windshileds, etc.
|
||
|
||
Or you could place an add saying that the place has things that it doesn't,
|
||
such as swimming pool, glass porch in back, washing machine/dryer,
|
||
dishwasher, etc. Potential renter comes out and sees it doesn't have any of
|
||
this and he will be pissed.
|
||
|
||
#017 FUN WITH THE TELEPHONE. By Davis Sweeney, Robert Bissett and Mark Loop.
|
||
|
||
Here's an old standard that provided hours of enjoyment at my last job: when
|
||
the coworker (mark) of your choice goes for his/her tenth cup of coffee,
|
||
pick up his/her phone and tape down the little button that the receiver sits
|
||
on. (Pardon the technical jargon.) When your sucker gets back with the
|
||
coffee and yet another doughnut, give 'em a call. When they pick up the
|
||
phone, they won't hear anything and the phone will still ring. You'd be
|
||
amazed at how well this works.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
A lot simpler way to accomplish the same thing is with a small piece of
|
||
clear (Scotch) tape. Place it neatly over the holes on the receiver. It will
|
||
totally block out all audible sound and, if done nicely, is not normally
|
||
detected by the dupe.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Open up the receiver end and disconnect the wires to the speaker (it's
|
||
rather simple to do). Then the mark will keep thinking that someone is
|
||
prank-calling him. After a few times, maybe he'll even start yelling at
|
||
innocent people who call, maybe his boss?
|
||
|
||
#018 FUN WITH THE MOUSE. By John Owens.
|
||
|
||
One prank that worked well at Sun was some clown who put a little yellow
|
||
Post-It(TM) pad sheets on the bottom of everyone's mice. Sun mice have the
|
||
laser firing out the bottom onto the mouse pad, so anyone who moved their
|
||
mouse saw no action on the screen. An entire building was affected that
|
||
April Fool's Day, I believe.
|
||
|
||
Ed> Or maybe just remove the ball if it has one.
|
||
|
||
#019 FASTFOOD WORKER. By Deacon.
|
||
|
||
Ed> The mark is a woman, working at a fastfood resturant. Another thing,
|
||
Ed> don't be rude to innocent workers at fastfood joints, they have the
|
||
Ed> worst of jobs and they get the poorest pay.
|
||
|
||
When you know she will be working get some friends to come in. (About six)
|
||
Have two of your friends start to order something from you and then, when
|
||
you're busy helping them, have the other friends come up to the counter and
|
||
start to order food from the lady.
|
||
|
||
Have your friends be obnoxious and ask for little changes in their food.
|
||
Example.. "I'd like a soda with ten Ice cubes. A cheesburger, without the
|
||
cheese, (No it's not a hamburger, it's a cheese burger with the cheese
|
||
removed after cooking. Tastes better) No pickels. I'd like a chocalate
|
||
shake... no umm, a vanilla shake... no... ummm damn I'll just have a small
|
||
coke, could we have this for here...
|
||
|
||
Oh sorry I meant could we have it to go... Oh extra salt and pepper and
|
||
ketchup in the bag ad could you possibly give me some...
|
||
|
||
You get the jist. A person was really pissing me off when I worked at a
|
||
different store and I had my friends do this. Not only did he screw up big
|
||
time and look like a clutz, he actually yelled at one of the people, who
|
||
then came back and complained to the manager with his friends, and the
|
||
manager bitched the guy out.
|
||
|
||
You should make sure you're serving your other two friends at the time, so
|
||
when she asks for help just say, "I'm sorry, but I've already got to take
|
||
care of these people."
|
||
|
||
#020 SLINGSHOT. By Greg Banerian.
|
||
|
||
In college we built a massive slingshot using surgical tubing, etc., and
|
||
destroyed fair portions of our building with it. Build one for yourself
|
||
and launch eggs, fresh dog turds, water balloons, etc., at their house in
|
||
the middle of night.
|
||
|
||
#021 BIRD AND THE BEES. By Dale Gee.
|
||
|
||
If you really wanted to be ugly, you could send a cash money order to one of
|
||
these bee keeping supply houses and have a swarm of bees delivered to the
|
||
mark.
|
||
|
||
If you're really ambitious you could take the swarm to your mark's
|
||
personally. Those bees will follow where ever the queen goes. The queen
|
||
comes in a cage attached to the outside of the box. Place the queen cage
|
||
where you want it. Open the box and viola! I thought it would be real
|
||
interesting to see someone's reaction to having a swarm of bees in their
|
||
car, apartment etc.
|
||
|
||
Well, I am sure the minds here can think of other uses for a swarm of bees.
|
||
|
||
#022 POSTER REVENGE. By The Last Viking, Samuel Taradash and
|
||
Steven C. Schultz.
|
||
|
||
The idea of poster revenge is to hang up posters which will destroy the
|
||
reputation of your mark. Just design the poster on your computer, print it
|
||
out and make a lot of copies. Now run around in the night and hang up the
|
||
posters.
|
||
|
||
As for what to write on those posters, well, it all depends a lot on what
|
||
area the guy is living in, what he is doing and how you want to hit him. If
|
||
he is a principle or a teacher you could make a poster saying that he abused
|
||
you in some way (Ofcourse you can't use your real name, fake a person!).
|
||
Then hang it up on the campus. If he is a owner of a store, and you are
|
||
living in e.g. US, you might write that he is a rascist. Simply hang up a
|
||
poster on his store, saying that coloured people are not welcome, or maybe
|
||
Germans dogs are not welcome, it would cause some havoc. You could also just
|
||
write that you bought one of his products and that it didn't work and you
|
||
didn't get the money back. Just lie about it. Maybe hanging up a poster
|
||
telling about his rascial outbreaks.
|
||
|
||
Now you might think that the guy can just rip the poster down again. Well, I
|
||
back in my young days were an active environmentalist, and we worked with
|
||
some commies here in Norway, and I remember one of them telling me how to
|
||
set up a poster. Simply break some glass in a bucket. Crush it good. Then
|
||
add tapistry glue. The idea is to first glue some on the wall, then hang up
|
||
the poster, then glue some over the poster, now when someone try to rip it
|
||
down they will get some hurting fingers, as glass tends to scratch.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Because this guy who lived in my dorm had done a decent girl wrong by making
|
||
her think she was being stalked I figured a little turnabout was in order. I
|
||
made up a flyer that read in large letters "If you can talk dirtier than me,
|
||
I will pay you $25!" then in smaller text was a bit about "I am a psychology
|
||
major doing a study on verbal sexuality in relation to mental violence. All
|
||
callers will remain anonymous." And, of course, the Mark's phone number was
|
||
prominently displayed on the flyer. I made ten photocopies and stapled them
|
||
up on the kiosks on my campus that are usually full of notices about "Free
|
||
Financial aid" and "Help wanted at McBurger." Just to see what was going
|
||
on, I tried calling him later that evening and asking "Is this the place to
|
||
call to talk dirty?" The torrent of desperate obsecnity he rattled back
|
||
more than answered my question.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Many states require convicted child molesters to notify neighbors of their
|
||
record. I'm sure you could use a laser printer to make a nice, official
|
||
looking letterhead that appears to come from your local police station and
|
||
"inform" all of his neighbors that he was recently convicted for sexually
|
||
abusing a young boy, and is undergoing treatment. If you got one of those
|
||
phone books indexed by addresses, you could get all of his neighbor's
|
||
names as well and address and send it to them personally, making it more
|
||
realistic. Just don't leave any fingerprints or saliva on the letter,
|
||
envelope or stamp.
|
||
|
||
There's a chance that some will be quick enough to realize that the letter
|
||
is forged, but some may be so mad that they won't care about the
|
||
possibility that it is true, especially those with young kids.
|
||
|
||
At the very least, he will be harassed by neighbors, and there have been
|
||
cases where the offender's house has been burned down. It will be almost
|
||
impossible to prove who did it, and it will only cost you a couple of
|
||
hours and a few stamps.
|
||
|
||
#023 SUGARBED. By Kennan Ferguson and Marko Heiskanen.
|
||
|
||
First, take off the bottom sheet of his/her bed. Put a sheet of plastic
|
||
there; not so thick that it will rustle. Next, spread a thick layer of
|
||
powdered sugar over the plastic; replace the sheet and return bed to its
|
||
normal state. The beauty of this is the plastic that reflects body heat,
|
||
making the sleeping mark sweaty. As he/she sweats, the sugar seeps up
|
||
through the bed-sheet. Upon waking, the individual looks and feels like a
|
||
glazed doughnut.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Replace the sugar with milk powder to get extremely unbeliavable results.
|
||
When the milk powder get into the spores, it stays there and turns sour.
|
||
Your mark will smell of sour milk for almost a week.
|
||
|
||
#024 CREED BED. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
We used to do this to newcommers in the navy, but it can be an awesome good
|
||
revenge method too. Just wait until your mark is away for a week or so, then
|
||
sneak into his bedroom and sow creed into his bed. It practically grows
|
||
everywhere and only needs a little water.
|
||
|
||
#025 CALCULATOR TRICK. By Jay C. Box.
|
||
|
||
This trick is not as easy to do as it once was, but either borrow or
|
||
appropriate their calculator the day or night before they have an exam and
|
||
open the case and carefully change the keytops around so that instead of:
|
||
|
||
7 8 9 1 2 3
|
||
4 5 6 you get instead: 4 5 6 like you see on telephones.
|
||
1 2 3 7 8 9
|
||
0 0
|
||
|
||
The idea is to be subtle so that they don't discover it early. You can
|
||
change the mathmatical operators if you wish but I prefer less. Since the
|
||
keyboard layout looks natural, most will assume that their calculator died!
|
||
|
||
Unfortunately the calculator is not always constructed compatible with
|
||
this trick anymore.
|
||
|
||
Ed> This might also work on telephones and remote controls.
|
||
|
||
#026 ROAD KILL. By Wil Jamison.
|
||
|
||
Another thing you can do is: get a fresh intact roadkill. Tie a length of
|
||
rope securely around it. Tie the other end to your mark's axel. Place the
|
||
roadkill up on the axel so it balanced and out of sight. When your target
|
||
drives off eventually the roadkill will fall off and start bouncing behind
|
||
the car. Guaranteed to attract attention from other drivers, cops,etc.
|
||
|
||
#027 THE NEW/OLD BUCKET TRICK. By Unknown.
|
||
|
||
My roommate and I have some very interesting means of revenge. First, take
|
||
the clear window insulator, that can be found at most hardware stores, and
|
||
put it over their door at night. The instructions tell you to use a
|
||
hairdryer, but an iron on the low setting works. That's how we did it. If
|
||
you're feeling particularly lucky, try coating the inner surface with
|
||
Vaseline. Setting a can filled with water up against their door is rather
|
||
nasty too. Lean it so that it falls over when they open the door.
|
||
|
||
#028 BY THE DOOR. By Morpheus, Donald E Quigley, Toby Lane, Steven C.
|
||
Schultz, Cyberknight and Tim J. Lavoie.
|
||
|
||
You take a paper bag and fill it with, eh...animal defecation (that's dog
|
||
turd -just making sure), and close the top of it with staples. You then
|
||
soak it in gasoline and place it on the front stoop of an annoying neighbor,
|
||
right under the door. Light the bag ablaze and ring the doorbell. RUN.
|
||
If all goes right, this is what should happen. The person comes to the
|
||
door and sees a small blazing bag on his stoop. What does he do? You
|
||
guessed it. He stomps it out. The reaction is priceless.
|
||
|
||
BTW If nobody answers the door, you still leave a nasty smell (ever small
|
||
crap burning?) by the house and a wicked-looking mess on the stop.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Try filling up one of those big, dirty (not necessarily empty) garbage cans
|
||
in the dorm with water and leaning it up against their door. Then knock
|
||
(and run like hell).
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Wait until they're gone out of the house, hook up their garden hose, push it
|
||
through the paper slot on their front door, and turn it on. Or go into the
|
||
house, turn all the taps on, and leave, locking the door behind you. If you
|
||
can spray some filler at the bottom of the door to seal more of the water
|
||
in, so much the better.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Take a two liter soda bottle and cut the neck off. (so it is like a big
|
||
drinking glass.) Fill it up with something like used motor oil, a mixture
|
||
of blood catfish bait and water (available at Wal-Mart for $2... this
|
||
stuff smells BAD!), urine, shit and water (animal or human) or a similarly
|
||
disgusting liquid. Prop it against the door so that it will spill inside
|
||
when he opens the door. Knock and run, or just wait for him to open it
|
||
whenever.
|
||
|
||
If you have trouble getting it to balance on a smooth floor while leaning
|
||
against the door, just put a loop of duct tape at the point where it
|
||
contacts the floor.
|
||
|
||
If you can set the bottle on top of something (like an overturned trash
|
||
can, milk crates, etc) so that it is a few feet off the ground, some of
|
||
the disgusting liquid might actually get on more than just his feet...
|
||
Even if it doesn't, the liquid will still splatter further and make a
|
||
bigger mess.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Take a thumbtack and a tea bag and thumbtack the teabag over the top of his
|
||
door. Cut the bottom off the bag, and place it on the upper edge of his
|
||
door. The idea is that when he opens it, he'll get tea dumpedall over his
|
||
head.
|
||
|
||
Put a sign on his door that reads, "Do nut disturb! Masturbating
|
||
intensely!"
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
One thing that is harmless (but really neat), is to tape newspaper over the
|
||
door frame, leaving only a gap at the top. Then fill the gap with styrofoam
|
||
peanuts, popcorn, whatever. As soon as the door is opened, the vacuum sucks
|
||
light, "floaty" debris all over the entrance area.
|
||
|
||
#029 VINEGAR IN THE WATER. By Morpheus.
|
||
|
||
For all you Boy Scouts out there- on camping trips, when you little
|
||
trekkers get REALLY thirsty and start chugging down the canteens, watch the
|
||
reaction of the pain in the neck who SOMEHOW got vinegar in his. He won't
|
||
forget it. Neither will you.
|
||
|
||
#030 TOILET REVENGE. By Rob Peacock, KCWinstead, C. Lynn Ashworth and
|
||
David T. Witkowski.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Suranwrap is fun. You can also wrap it over the top of the toilet bowl on
|
||
your mark's toilet and then put the seat down. This works especially good if
|
||
your mark is a woman.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Pour syrup on the toilet seat. You can't readily see it, but your mark
|
||
*will* stick to the steat.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Cement mix (the type where you just mix with water) to fill up the toilet
|
||
after you leave, or put it in on-site washing/laundry machines.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Go to a restaurant that serves tomato catsup (ketchup) in little squeeze
|
||
packages. Get the ones that are really full if you can. I know that
|
||
McDonald's has good ones. Fold the packet in half, and poke a couple of
|
||
small pinholes in the packet at the crease. Lift up the seat of the mark's
|
||
toilet, and position the packets so that they are underneath the plastic
|
||
feet of the toilet seat, and face the creases so that they're pointing about
|
||
where the mark's legs will be as they sit down. Then set the seat down
|
||
gently. When your mark sits down, the backs of their legs will get doused
|
||
with the ketchup spray.
|
||
|
||
#031 SWAPPING ROOMS. By Morpheus.
|
||
|
||
Find another guy who's willing to agree with this. Then, simply switch the
|
||
furniture in the rooms. When he comes home, and opens the door, he sees
|
||
that he is no longer in "his" room. You can go on from there ("Hey! How
|
||
the hell did you get our key? Who the hell ARE you, anyway?").
|
||
|
||
#032 ANTI-COMMERCIAL. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
This one is good if your mark is a store or an organization who're using a
|
||
lot of money on commercial posters. The idea is to change the text on the
|
||
poster to something that turns against them. E.g. If there's a simple poster
|
||
saying "Welcome back." Then you can write under. "and we'll cheat you
|
||
again". This is just an example, just use your smartass whit to produce
|
||
something good.
|
||
|
||
#033 MAILBOX LOCK. By Scott Adams.
|
||
|
||
This is a simple one, if your neigbour is getting on your nerves, then just
|
||
go to a hardware store and pick up a lock. He will eventually manage to cut
|
||
the lock off, but it'll be with some work of his side.
|
||
|
||
For more fun, you can: Pour honey in the inside, attracting many ants.
|
||
Epoxy the flag up (if you have a bad mailman, do this to every house nearby.)
|
||
Fill it with cement.
|
||
|
||
#034 CABEL TV. By Scott Adams, The Last Viking and C. H. Lund.
|
||
|
||
Suppose you live in an area equipped with cable. If you have ever looked at
|
||
those boxes, you'll know that they generally fine you pretty badly for
|
||
messing with the boxes. Open one up, and unhook wires, flip switches, do
|
||
whatever seems good. Then, close the box again, and wait. They won't get
|
||
the TV to work, will call the cable company, and get a nice fine.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Another cool thing to do is to find where the cable is dug down, then dig it
|
||
up, cut it, use some black tape to cover the cutting. Now the cable company
|
||
will have real hard time finding the error.
|
||
|
||
Remember timing is essential, cut the cable just before the Olympics any
|
||
other big event.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Here's a variant I learned in the army: Instead of cutting the cable when
|
||
you dig it up, stick a pin/needle into it and cut off both ends (with a
|
||
wire cutter or like), thus leaving a piece of metal in the cable. This is
|
||
garanteed to ruin the cable, and it's (almost) impossible to find the
|
||
section of cable ruined by the presence of the pin. The entire cable will
|
||
have to be replaced.
|
||
|
||
Ed> I don't see how this will work on a RF-cable, maybe on a signal cable.
|
||
Ed> Well, atleast we can dream about it.
|
||
|
||
#035 MAILBOX PROTECTION. By June Peckingham, Ben A. Ostrowsky and Dale Gee.
|
||
|
||
For anyone that has ever had their mailbox knocked off by a silly prankster
|
||
driving along in his car with a baseball bat, here's a suggestion for
|
||
revenge:
|
||
|
||
Buy a big mailbox and a little mailbox. Put the small mailbox inside the big
|
||
one, and fill the space between with cement. You will still get your mail
|
||
delivered but if anyone attempts to bash your box, they will break their
|
||
arm and their habit for mailbox baseball. :}
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Here's another, which works particularly well against nocturnal dweebs.
|
||
Drive a heavy pipe into the ground, next to your mailbox. Make sure it
|
||
reaches as high as the top of your mailbox. Paint it black. Wait.
|
||
|
||
For weeks, our nights had been punctuated with the occasional "vrrrmmm...
|
||
THWACK!" as local community-college guys accelerated to about 40 mph. That
|
||
night, we heard: "Vrrrmmm... CLANG!" - "OW!" - "Shit, man, back up! I
|
||
dropped the bat!" - "No way." "Vrrrmmm..."
|
||
|
||
We laughed for ten minutes straight and got a slightly used aluminum bat out
|
||
of the deal.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
My uncle had a problem a snow plow driver who couldn't tell the difference
|
||
between the road and his mailbox. After a winter of complaining to the
|
||
county about his mail box getting flatten he took matters in his own hands.
|
||
He went down the scrap yard. Bought a 6 foot (2 meter) length of I-Beam.
|
||
The kind they use in construction. Set the thing in concrete. The first
|
||
good snow the snow plow comes along and all you heard was a loud thud. The
|
||
county complained but there was nothing they could. Uncle never lost
|
||
another mailbox.
|
||
|
||
Couple kids try to run it down one night and received the same results.
|
||
Except they needed a tow truck to take their car home.
|
||
|
||
#036 STOPING THE GAS SUPPLY. By Karl Anders <20>ygard.
|
||
|
||
A friend of mine from California had this guy who was bothering the hell out
|
||
of him, so he decided to play a him a trick. When moving he'd noticed that
|
||
all you have to do to cut of the gas, is call the gas company -- no ID
|
||
required, and it's turned off promptly.
|
||
|
||
One Friday afternoon he made some calls, impersonating the aforementioned
|
||
lucky fellow, and had them turn off the telephone, electricity, gas and
|
||
water. Needless to say, a certain guy was in for a nice calm weekend.
|
||
|
||
Even better: the electricity companies charge you $20 to put the electricity
|
||
back on...
|
||
|
||
#037 CANCELING THE EXAMS. By Karl Anders <20>ygard.
|
||
|
||
Here, if you need to sign off some exams, you skip down to the student's
|
||
office and tell them; point is, you don't need any kind of ID, so you could
|
||
just as easily sign all your friends and enemies off as well. You'll have to
|
||
know which exams they are signed up for, but with a little effort this
|
||
should pose no real problem.
|
||
|
||
Ed> I know for sure that this won't work here at the University of Troms<6D>.
|
||
Ed> When I was canceling a math course they were asking for both social NO.
|
||
Ed> and identification. Still you could try it, but remember that it's a
|
||
Ed> fellow student who actually loses maybe half a year, and I guarantee
|
||
Ed> there will be trouble.
|
||
|
||
#038 A VANISHING ROOM. By Gordon Prioreschi.
|
||
|
||
One of the "classic" pranks where I went to school: when some dorm-dweller
|
||
left for vacation, his dorm-mates got some drywall, speckle, paint, etc.,
|
||
covered his door, and painted it to match the rest of the hall. Really neat,
|
||
tidy job -- you couldn't tell that there had been a door there. They even
|
||
went so far as to move a light fixture onto the new "wall" to confuse the
|
||
guy. When he came back from vacation, they all pretended not to know him
|
||
-- and his room had "disappeared."
|
||
|
||
He eventually got a hammer and started flailing at the wall. Finding his
|
||
door took a while due to the light fixture. Meanwhile, the others called
|
||
Security: "There's some strange guy beating on the walls with a hammer..."
|
||
|
||
Ed> A bit unbelieveable. Yet, we're allowed to dream about it.
|
||
|
||
#039 NOISY PARTY BREAKS. By The Last Viking, Samuel Kaplin and DanD.
|
||
|
||
I was at a party where there was two guys who were making much noise. When
|
||
they finally fell asleep, we gathered our forces and swiftly stripped their
|
||
clothes of and placed the fellas in a bed. Then we brushed their ass with a
|
||
toothbrush (Nasty business!) Next morning they woke up bare naked,
|
||
accompanied by each other and a sore ass. We never heard about it... :)
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
We got the idiot in question totally plastered to the point of passing out.
|
||
(I worked in the bar, he was getting shots of 151 from the barmaid, I was
|
||
getting shots of water.) One of us drove him home in his car, the other
|
||
followed. We then parked his car in front of his house and sprinkled the
|
||
front liberally with cow's blood and threw some (not much) human hair on
|
||
the front (blonde). We then left the car. When he got up in the morning he
|
||
freaked.
|
||
|
||
It just so happened that there was a hit and run that night and he thought
|
||
he did it. Fortunately he already had some front end damage so we didn't
|
||
have to break anything. We never did tell him of the "joke", to this day he
|
||
thinks he is guilty and some other sucker took the rap.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Some friends were coming back from a concert when one guy who was the
|
||
biggest jerk passed out in the van. The women in the group happily took
|
||
turns layering his head with hairspray. Spray a little, let it dry, spray a
|
||
little more, etc... they went through 2 bottles of the stuff. (The smaller
|
||
bottles) When he got home and woke up, he had a HAIR HELMET.
|
||
|
||
#040 FAX MACHINES. By MAD Mosher, Dale Nurden and The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
Ed> Before you do any stunt with your fax machine, remember that some fax
|
||
Ed> machines releases their telephone numbers on the top page of the paper
|
||
Ed> that they are faxing out.
|
||
|
||
Print out about 8 sheets filled with crap. I dunno - one sheet with "FUCK"
|
||
written all over, one with "SHIT", so forth...
|
||
Stick them together with tape, and feed into the fax machine. Dial one of
|
||
their offices and start the message. When the first sheet comes out the
|
||
other end, tape it to the end opf the message. You now have one big loop
|
||
of paper which you can leave. This will run up their phone bill and use a
|
||
load of expensive fax paper at the other end.
|
||
Best ides would be to do this just before clocking off at the end of the
|
||
day so that it runs overnight...
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Totally black paper might overheat the fax machine.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Someone in this group once mentioned that if you sent a file full of
|
||
formfeed characters to one of those fax machines with an automatic paper
|
||
cutter thingy, the mark would end up with a pile of 1 inch strips of paper.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
I created a fax that sent ten pages of supposedly "internal diagnostic
|
||
messages", like:
|
||
|
||
System Error 1207: Internal controller failure.
|
||
|
||
These were to be followed by one which warned the user to disconnect the
|
||
machine and not attempt to use it until "qualified repair personnel" had
|
||
serviced it. Then I waited until a Friday afternoon, just before a three day
|
||
holiday weekend, and started sending the FAX after 5 PM when I knew no one
|
||
would be available to "repair" it. (The "mark" is a businessman in a field
|
||
that's heavily dependent on faxes.)
|
||
|
||
About halfway through the fax, I was disconnected! I tried calling back but
|
||
got no answer. I kept trying every so often, and the fax machine never
|
||
answered the phone again until Wednesday afternoon! He turned it off and
|
||
kept it off even before the last page that would have warned him to do so.
|
||
I figure that I not only cost him a wasted service call, but kept his ONLY
|
||
fax machine offline for nearly six days! Maybe the repairman even played
|
||
along and ripped him off fixing the "expensive problem" with his machine,
|
||
and charged him big time. Or maybe he just junked and bought a new one.
|
||
|
||
Other interesting stuff to do with your fax is to send the first page
|
||
"missing". Start the second page so it looks like his machine "ate" the
|
||
first page, or someone forgot to send it. Make it look like the fax
|
||
contained vital information from someone he knows. Get him to call
|
||
everyone he knows to find out if they sent it. For example, if the
|
||
second page merely said:
|
||
|
||
Page 2
|
||
|
||
your life. Now that you know what he's planning to do to
|
||
you, you can take steps to protect yourself. I wish you luck.
|
||
If I can help, please call me. I won't call you, because
|
||
your phone is probably tapped and that would just tip him
|
||
off. Watch your step, buddy!
|
||
|
||
Ed> Or place a huge order with the address of your company on page 1..
|
||
|
||
What would you think if you got something like that? If the guy's a big
|
||
enough asshole to get YOU mad at him, and plotting revenge, then he's
|
||
probably made other enemies, too! Notice that your fax didn't threaten him.
|
||
Do you suppose he'll sleep well the night after he gets that fax?
|
||
|
||
If he works for a big company, or a secretary is likely to see his faxes
|
||
first, send him a really "personal" one from a "lover", identified by first
|
||
name only, of course. Get his secretary to start suspecting him. Even if she
|
||
never read it, he'll wonder if she did.
|
||
|
||
#041 CRAPPY TOILET. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
Just put all the toilet-paper in the toilet, take a shit, then add some
|
||
water. It's really easy, and real disgusting. If you want to become utterly
|
||
tasteless you would just shit in a lamp (You know that in the roof, which
|
||
you can unscrew [where the heck is my dictionary]) then reinstall it. The
|
||
light-bulb will create heat that makes the shit vapor and it will smell
|
||
real bad.
|
||
|
||
#042 DOOR KILLERS. By Kelton E. Ryan, Oleg, Lyvo and Andrew Barg.
|
||
|
||
I read somewhere that it can be very effective to stick toothpicks into
|
||
somebody's car door lock and break them off. Apparently this cannot be
|
||
repaired without great difficulty, the mark will have to take his car in and
|
||
probably pay a few bucks to get it fixed.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Try dropping couple drip of crazy clue into his/her office's keyhole when
|
||
he/she's not in. I normally do that on combination locks...
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
That, or small bits of wire. Works great on door locks, too. And the best
|
||
thing, very hard to spot and prove.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
If you're going to glue coins to someone's car, you should glue them at the
|
||
base of the window where it won't open. In an attempt to remove the coins,
|
||
they will usually shatter their own window.
|
||
|
||
#043 AT THE MARK'S PARTY. By Darren.
|
||
|
||
Ok, here is the deal: You go to a house-party where you don't exactly know
|
||
the people throwing it (fuck, it doesn't matter you could know the people).
|
||
Get an old electrical socket (the thing you plug in the wall) leave about 2
|
||
feet of it hanging off, remove the plastic, and twist the wires together.
|
||
When you plug it in the socket, the electricity breaker will trip, thereby
|
||
turning off the electricity, therefor the lights will go out, thereby
|
||
allowing you to rob the house if you want!!!!
|
||
|
||
It works! I tried it, but I didn't rob the house! It just makes a more
|
||
interesting party when no one knows why the fuck all the lights went out,
|
||
and is too stupid to check the electrical box and put the breaker back on!
|
||
|
||
#044 JUNK MAIL REPLY. By DanD, JRWinston, Lee Lorenz and Diana Balance.
|
||
|
||
Here's a great idea for returning reply mailers ... glue the ENTIRE inside
|
||
of the envelope together... better still, glue many pieces of paper
|
||
together, then glue the envelope together. All-in-all pretty harmless, but
|
||
imagine the poor shmuck trying to pull that sucker open without tearing
|
||
something. (Even one better, put a generic check, made out for $$$ inside,
|
||
so the schmuck gets distraught at destroying it!!!)
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
You might want to make sure that all address labels and anything inside
|
||
containing your name are removed first. I'm told that "misuse" of "business
|
||
reply envelopes" is a violation of US Postal Service regulations.
|
||
"Discretion is advised", as they say.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
I like to cross-mail my junk mail. Take company A's crap, extract the
|
||
post-paid envelope. Do the same to company B's junk mailing. Insert A's
|
||
pamphlets, letters, testimonials, etc, into B's envelope, and vice versa.
|
||
Basically, REMAIL your junkmail to some other company, and let the recipient
|
||
pay for it! This is most fun with creative selection. Send the catalog of
|
||
adult movies to the local church. Send the request for donations to the
|
||
local church to the local homeless shelter. Have fun!
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Always remember you can mail cockroaches--just put sugar in a padded
|
||
envelope and tape/staple in really well so he'll lose his patience and
|
||
rip it open in a hurry.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
You know those things that fall in a torrent from every magazine you get?
|
||
Solution; Send them in blank. No name is required and postage is guaranteed.
|
||
Maybe after a few hundred thousand dollars is wasted somebody will wake up?
|
||
|
||
#045 SNOW MAN. By DanD.
|
||
|
||
I've always enjoyed building a snowman over a fire hydrant. There's always
|
||
someone to come along who thinks wrecking some kid's snowman is FUN. He
|
||
soon discovers that having a broken foot is not fun.
|
||
|
||
#046 LANDLORD REVENGE. By Frank Reid, Mary, David K. Bryant, Charles Trew
|
||
and DanD.
|
||
|
||
Install a hidden doorbell or other electric noisemaker in the basement. Run
|
||
the (buried) wires out to the alley and hide the end under a rock. At 0300,
|
||
connect a battery to the wires just long enough for the lights in the house
|
||
to go on. Repeat at random intervals longer than one week.
|
||
|
||
Something similar could be done wirelessly: Garage-door receivers and
|
||
transmitters (less door mechanism) are inexpensive at Sears, et al.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Periodically I would be scheduled to work an all-nighter. Before leaving for
|
||
work I would turn off my answering machine and place both of my phones next
|
||
to our common bedroom wall. During the night I would call my number and let
|
||
it ring five times and hang up. I'd wait thirty seconds and try again.
|
||
After ten minutes of that I'd wait maybe half an hour and start again.
|
||
Sometimes I'd dial my number and then just put the phone down and go back
|
||
to work for half an hour or so. Hey, I was up and awake -- why shouldn't
|
||
they be.
|
||
|
||
I'd come home the next day and get the evil eye. Hey, I don't know who was
|
||
trying to call. I wasn't here. Everyone that needs to reach me has my
|
||
pager number. Must have been a wrong number.
|
||
|
||
The next one was an accident but could be applied deliberately...
|
||
|
||
Another thing you can do is set the alarm clock at, say, 5:30, then just let
|
||
it stand there and ring.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Art....Do you pay utilities separate from rent? If not...how about leaving
|
||
the water running all day and cranking the heat up real high and opening the
|
||
windows (assuming its real cold out)....
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Plant some marijuana in the garden. Let it grow a little. Turn them in.
|
||
The local law can seize the property. (meaning the cops take away the house
|
||
and the owners do not get it back!) Bullshit laws, but hey. Might as well
|
||
do some good with them. The case has to be proven, of course, but it will
|
||
at least cause some discomfort.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
If you're going to move out, leave some raw meat in the heating vents (and
|
||
don't hang around).
|
||
|
||
#047 COPS. By The Last Viking and Toby Lane.
|
||
|
||
Okay, here is the deal.. You've just driven faster than the speed limit, the
|
||
police are after you.. Now do this.. Drive a bit faster (preferably at the
|
||
speed limit), just until the police are just behind you.. Then hit the
|
||
brakes.. You know, just lock the wheels. If you are "lucky" the police will
|
||
drive straight into you, and you can go out and make the best out of it. (In
|
||
Norway it's the guy from behind that'll get the fault)
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
First of all, be very, very careful. Honest cops (no oxymoron jokes please)
|
||
can come down on you hard if they think you are going to mess with them,
|
||
and corrupt cops are not restricted by the moral or even legal restraints
|
||
that the honest ones are. If you have already antagonized these guys, don't
|
||
even think of doing anything for at least six months, as any shit that
|
||
happens to them will make them suspect you immediately. If you can, work
|
||
through a TRUSTED proxy. The best stunt is to use the cops supposed powers
|
||
against them. Find a very attractive married woman that you don't know and
|
||
get her phone number (you're creative, you'll think of something) Phone her
|
||
up from a bar or public phone and claim to be Officer X. Tell her that you
|
||
saw her in her car and used your car computer to get her phone number and
|
||
address from the number plate on her car. Tell her you love her. Be graphic.
|
||
If she says that shes married, threaten to arrest the husband on some
|
||
trumped up charge (sadly, drug possesion charges seem to get severe
|
||
sentances in the States, so use this one) so that you can be with her. Do
|
||
this (with variations) on as many important and influential people and/or
|
||
their families as you can. They will be the only people who are able to
|
||
weild enough influence to get rid of Officer Asshole.
|
||
|
||
#048 FEMALE ATTRIBUTES. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
If you have access to a scanner/paintprogram/printer, then get a picture of
|
||
your mark, preferably a woman. Scan it, then surf around the net for awhile,
|
||
until you find some good pictures of women, that can be used (Fairly the
|
||
same position and distance/light). Cut'n'paste, smooth it. Do a good job on
|
||
it. Then hang it on a display-board at campus or at work.
|
||
|
||
#049 LAXATIVITY. By Rugger.
|
||
|
||
If you want to give somebody the shits really quick, put 2 or 3 drops of
|
||
Visine (an eye wash) in their drink (any kind) and within 15 minutes or so,
|
||
they'll be running for the crapper. A bartender told me this trick because
|
||
he used to do it to get rid of obnoxious drunks. Visine is available in any
|
||
drugstore in the USA.
|
||
|
||
#050 POWER FAILURE. By Mary and The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
Sneak in when they are not home and carefully open up the electrical wall
|
||
sockets or the tiles of a suspended ceiling. Insert scrap pieces of raw
|
||
chicken in the wall or ceiling and close it back up.
|
||
|
||
The smell will be terrible and they wont be able to figure out where it's
|
||
coming from. You could always just hide the pieces around the apt. too,
|
||
(under the kitchen sink, in a linen closet, between box spring and matress).
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Well, since you already are in the sockets, why not forging a short-circuit?
|
||
BTW, you're breaking in at someone elses house. Don't think they won't
|
||
report it to the police.
|
||
|
||
#051 SHORT SHEETING. By CyberKnight.
|
||
|
||
This is simple. Un-tuck the bottom of the bed sheet. Take the bottom and
|
||
pull it about 1/3 of the way towards the head of the bed. Tuck it back in.
|
||
|
||
What's supposed to happen is the mark slides into the sheets like a
|
||
sausage into a pita pocket-- except that now, he doesn't have enough room
|
||
to stretch his legs out all the way!
|
||
|
||
Be warned, I've seen sheets ripped this way, but it's usually harmless.
|
||
|
||
#052 CARS. By David K. Bryant, Toby Lane, Hiram, Tapas Pain, The Last Viking,
|
||
Neil P. Montoya, John Armstrong, Bjoern Stenbakken, Kirby, Roy
|
||
Stewart, Joan Tine, Steve McQueen, Mark, Loop, Simon Wright,
|
||
Larry Collins, Gregory Winer, David Morning, Jim Michael,
|
||
Prime Risk, Patrick I Buchert and Michael Thomas Albers.
|
||
|
||
A trick I used to do, was take small glass vials stolen from the doctors
|
||
office and fill them with vaseline or some other viscous substance. I'd
|
||
cap them and carry them around until some dumbass jock tried to express
|
||
his sexual frustrations and penile inadequacies by trying to run me over
|
||
in his car. Then I would pull a vial out of my pocket and throw it as
|
||
hard as I could at his windshield. As jocks are not the smartest people
|
||
in the world, he would inevitably turn on his wipers thus smearing the
|
||
grease all over his windshield.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Try dropping a couple of eggs down the heater intake vent on a car. Normally
|
||
located near the windshield. Go ahead and crack the eggs open and drop them
|
||
in nicely. Wipe off any that doesn't go in the vent so the customer doesn't
|
||
know it's in there. They may notice a strange smell at first, but nothing
|
||
compared to how it will smell in a day or two. This smell is virtually
|
||
impossible to get rid of, esp. if it makes it all the way to the heater core.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
A very simple way to screw up a car is to remove the balancing weights from
|
||
the wheels. The tires will now be out of balance and driving will not be
|
||
good on the tires or the suspension. At the very least the mark will have to
|
||
spend awhile at a tire shop and pay $5 or so per tire to have them
|
||
re-balanced.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
After seeing a special on TV about people who do weird things to their cars,
|
||
I thought of something that would be funny to do to someone who is in love
|
||
with their car: Find some sort of water soluble glue, or other sticky
|
||
substance, and coat the car everywhere but the glass when the mark will not
|
||
be near the car for a few days. After the coat apply grass seed.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
In any case, should you use some other glue (And be ready to expect a new
|
||
paintjob) the seeds would prolly just die.. ie you might need to do some
|
||
more elaborate setup. In any case very cool idea IF you could pull it off,
|
||
saw one car which was grass-coated on TV but I recall it took pretty long to
|
||
get it look good.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Slide under the front and poke some holes in the lower radiator hose using
|
||
a sharp ice pick. The puncture should close itself and everything will be
|
||
fine until the engine gets up to temperature and then the coolant will blow
|
||
out the holes. Quick & easy. No assembly required.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Put brake fluid in a childs water pistol, the just fire at the car. It is
|
||
known to be quite effective anainst paintwork.
|
||
|
||
TOBY> Just make sure its not one of the silicon-based substitutes for brake
|
||
TOBY> fluid. They don't work anywhere near as well. Ask your friendly
|
||
TOBY> auto-mechanic whether its silicon-based or not.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Try using that hardening, expanding window caulk that's used to insulate
|
||
cracks and crevasses in the winter. Squirt a liberal amount of that up his
|
||
tailpipe early in the evening so it has time to harden over night. If you
|
||
get it in far enough, it will be invisible, and baffle him for a while...not
|
||
to mention the cost of a tow ($50 around here) + muffler work (another $85)
|
||
+ lost work time = phun. On a more responsible note, if you have legitimate
|
||
fears (I forget from the original post, what the details were), you could
|
||
conceivable obtain a court injunction or restraining order, no?
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Coat the mark's windshield wipers with glue and then cover with sand. Next
|
||
rain, their windshield will be scratched to hell!
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Put some sort of racially degrading bumpersticker on his/her car. Survey the
|
||
local area and find out what ethnic group is the most militant, and use that
|
||
one for your assault. Otherwise, generic "White Power" or "Give America Back
|
||
to Real Americans", "The Klu Klux Klan - Working for Real Americans".
|
||
|
||
If their car isn't torched or mutilated within a few days, send them on a
|
||
drive through the *bad* part of town.
|
||
|
||
If you're at all electrically inclined...
|
||
|
||
Cross wire their headlights to their horn. Great way for them to make
|
||
friends with the neighbors, especially if they leave home at 5 AM.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
An idea that I haven't tested but seem to have a big potential is to remove
|
||
the valve stem on a tire and quickly superglue an eraser in its place. I
|
||
figure it should hold until the first good size bump the car hits. Another
|
||
possibility would be to do them the favor of getting their valve stems real
|
||
good and tight. (i.e. strip the threads.)
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
This one only works in the winter in temps below freezing but it's good. Get
|
||
one of those small air tanks, you know like the ones we've all seen on big
|
||
pickups or tow trucks (we used to have one in our garage for our bikes when
|
||
I was a kid). Fill it up about 3/4 with water then pressurize it. Go to the
|
||
car you want to revenge and let the air out of one or two tires. Then refill
|
||
the tires using the tank you brought with. The water will freeze solid and
|
||
every time they take off after having let the car sit a while they'll get a
|
||
strange "thump-thump" that mysteriously goes away by the time they ever get
|
||
to a mechanic.
|
||
|
||
Should be sufficient to cause some good repair bills.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Feminist used this trick in Oslo mid. 70'ties. They sprayed "Hore Kunde."
|
||
meaning: "whore customer" at the side of the whore customer's car. There
|
||
are many other things you can spray at a person's car for example blow me,
|
||
I have AIDS, I'm cheating my wife, dial (phone no.), I am horney, etc.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Three more good ones. "Registered Sex Offender, Child Molester or Paroled
|
||
Rapist" These really improve community relations.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Get a hype and fill it with Fox Urine Lure from your local hunting supply.
|
||
Insert the needle in the rubber gasket or coaming that seals the window or
|
||
door and spray the inside of the car. For months the car will be sticky,
|
||
and every time the weather warms up it will smell like Boy Fox in Love.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
A friend of me once suranwraped her mark's car. She wrapped the plastic
|
||
around the car, from bottom to top. If the car sits in the sun, say Phoenix
|
||
Arizona sun, it makes it real fun. Be sure to cover the door handles and
|
||
locks.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Tie your enemy's car to the something on his house or his other car or
|
||
something (use solid rope or a chain) for example, attaching it to the door
|
||
knob on the outhouse-door should make much damage.
|
||
|
||
This works best if the chain or rope is long. Approx. 20-30 meters. Do it in
|
||
the dark, and cover the rope with some sand or something. Then you can sit
|
||
back and wait for him to drive to his school or job. (The longer the rope,
|
||
the better, because he will then gain more speed before anything happens.)
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Get a C-clamp from a hardware store. Slide under the car (you may need a
|
||
skinny accomplice) and use the clamp to squeeze the exhaust pipe flat. But
|
||
not completely flat. Leave about 1/2 cm so that the car will start fine and
|
||
drive OK in traffic but when heavy acceleration or high speed driving is
|
||
needed it is gutless. This should give similar indications of fuel
|
||
starvation. You could also crush the fuel line.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Another way to poka-dot a car is to throw fresh Bologna on it at night when
|
||
it is dewy out. Next day, they peel it off and 'Viola! Poka-dot paint, just
|
||
what the doctor ordered.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
This one would require the mark to be on a long vacation and their car needs
|
||
to be kinda hidden from view of too many people. Get a good jack, jack up
|
||
their car and make small slits in the tops of the tires. Pour the concrete
|
||
in and let it dry. When it is dry lower the car and clean up as much as
|
||
possible. Won't they be surprised?
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Some high students in Ohio (I think) actually pulled this one off. They got
|
||
their hands on a large amount of plaster of Paris bandages, the kind wrapped
|
||
around splints which harden and form a cast, you know what I'm talking
|
||
about? It took four of them ten minutes to completely mummify the car, then
|
||
they ran a hose over it and hardened it solid. Difficult and expensive to
|
||
pull off but when it comes to making the guy look like a complete sphincter,
|
||
this is the best trick I have ever heard of.
|
||
|
||
To really fuck up tires, pull out the "stems" (where you put in the air)
|
||
with pliers. But leave them there beside the tires because, for some reason,
|
||
the schned you have done this to will almost always try to push them back
|
||
in. This is an absolutely hilarious sight if you dare hang around and watch
|
||
it.
|
||
|
||
Get the distributor cap, take it out, and run a simple graphite pencil over
|
||
the rotor brushes. The engine will sputter and misfire.
|
||
|
||
Three or four Alka-Seltzers in each battery compartment will kill it quicker
|
||
than prunes through a short granny.
|
||
|
||
For the fuel tank, the following I recommended Crushed cork, Silicone
|
||
carbide or sugar, but make it icing sugar. Shellac thinner added to "gas" as
|
||
you guys call it, will cause the engine to sputter and misfire, but it goes
|
||
out the exhaust pretty quickly. Use about a gallon, and keep adding it over
|
||
a time. The car owner will keep taking it to a mechanic, who will keep
|
||
finding nothing wrong with the engine, annoying them both.
|
||
|
||
Styrene, don't add it to the "gas" but to the oil. It breaks down the oil
|
||
and this locks up the engine. You need to use about one pint to every four
|
||
quarts of oil, (Do Americans still use imperial measurements?) and it will
|
||
take about 1.5 to 2 hours of road time.
|
||
|
||
One final piece of advice. When adding stuff to a "gas" tank
|
||
(A) Put the stuff in a metal gasoline can. That way anyone who sees you will
|
||
assume that it is gasoline.
|
||
(B) Don't forget a funnel. Seems obvious, but I've forgotten, ahem or would
|
||
have if I had ever actually done any of these tricks which of course I
|
||
haven't, they're illegal and I would never dream of blah blah blah....
|
||
|
||
Now to get his car, wait until dark and your roommate is out. With some very
|
||
trusted friends, put his car on blocks and take off all the nuts on the
|
||
wheels. Put superglue on the "threads" of the bolts and screw on the nuts as
|
||
tightly as possible. Then file the edges of the nuts so they cannot be
|
||
gripped by a spanner easily. Then puncture all four tires. His mechanic will
|
||
need literally weeks to get it back on the road.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Put the car it in neutral, put it in a handicapped space, put an anti-police
|
||
bumper sticker on it, and call the cops. I recommend, "BEAUTIFY THE WORLD --
|
||
KILL A COP TODAY"
|
||
|
||
The cop will find extra citations. If you are really mean, a little bag of
|
||
pot tucked past the door-frame where it can be seen (stretch the door top
|
||
out and drop it through) will put him into the nightmare world of our legal
|
||
system)
|
||
|
||
I wouldn't use the embellishment, myself, but it would really fuck him up.
|
||
The question is, are you mad enough to ruin this guy's life?
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
I heard Ping-Pong balls also work well. As the gas line decreases, the balls
|
||
will stop up the intake line forcing the car to run in jerky motions the
|
||
more the driver hits the gas. I like your idea too though.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
If he already has his own locking gas cap, you could make it "REAL SECURE"
|
||
for him. Break off some toothpicks and super glue or epoxy them into the
|
||
lock.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Anyone thought about just spilling a lot of of paint on a car? It could be
|
||
quite expensive to fix.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
I have found that the viscous paint stripper does a (Billy Crystal ->)
|
||
marvelous job on automobile paint. Be sure the surface is dry. A little dew
|
||
reduces the effect. Just pour a blob on the hood (bonnet).
|
||
|
||
Ed> Try tape used for sealing envelopes. :-)
|
||
|
||
A previous suggestion of draining the oil from the engine is fine as far as
|
||
it goes but unfortunately there are gauges and warning lights. Try the
|
||
transmission. One benefit of this is that they will breakdown somewhere
|
||
besides the front yard.
|
||
|
||
#053 GRAFFITI WITH AJAX. By Toby Lane.
|
||
|
||
Just got this from a friend and it sounds like a good one. If you want
|
||
graffiti that will really stick around, get a big sheet of paper and write
|
||
your message on it with liquid Ajax (for you Americans, Comet?) Something
|
||
like "(Name of person you hate) blows goats" or whatever. You take the paper
|
||
to the wall, douse it in lighter fluid, stick it to the wall, make a lighter
|
||
fluid trail away from the wall and light it. The whole thing burns in about
|
||
one second, so there is no fire danger, but your message gets stuck to the
|
||
wall by some chemical process, and it is virtually impossible to get off. I
|
||
urge you to use on the delightful Canter and Seigel, preferably on the walls
|
||
of their lovely home. You can also use a lot of little pieces of paper to
|
||
make one really big message.
|
||
|
||
#054 IN THE POOL. By John Hong, L. A. Spangler and Florin Cutzu.
|
||
|
||
Just pour dysenteric shit in the pool - you may get it (freely!) from any
|
||
Infectious Diseases clinic; if not, thouroughly mix a hefty volume (you may
|
||
need a little help from your friends here) of fresh, steaming, healthy shit
|
||
with warm water, and add it to the pool. A good eye infection is guaranteed.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Fling in rancid fatty chicken/fish parts ferchristsakes. If there are
|
||
any scavenger birds in the area, they will just add to the amusement. (I am
|
||
told vulture shit is VERY gross) The fat should leave a nice ring. A road
|
||
kill/large animal carcass would be rather impressive.
|
||
|
||
Also, consider motor oil/crisco/lard/etc. If you used used motor oil and
|
||
finked on em to the EPA/Local TV maybe they would have to call in a
|
||
hazardous waste disposal company instead of just sending it down the drain.
|
||
|
||
Add some Styrofoam peanuts/cups and gasoline and light the fucker at night
|
||
with a model rocket motor, a battery and a loooong wire?
|
||
|
||
I had great fun just lobbing mud balls into a pool -- makes a nice plop
|
||
sound (they shouldn't be home or you run fast -yes!?) and leaves nice round
|
||
dirt rings on the pool bottom. Another thing that could be cool is
|
||
throwing plaster/clay/cement/gravel into the pool. If you poured enough
|
||
cement into the bottom drain quickly so the pump got jammed, the cement
|
||
might still have enough lime to harden underwater.
|
||
|
||
In the *real sick* section, we have:
|
||
|
||
Really firm floating feces, used sanitary napkins/tampax, used diapers, used
|
||
condoms or scanky underwear
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Kodak, and other chemical companies sell classes of chemicals called
|
||
surficants. These essentially make water more slippery. In a fountain with
|
||
close tollerances, (water hits 1 inch from edge) a good surficant can send
|
||
the water splashing 3 inches beyond the fountain pool. Drain the fountain in
|
||
short order, and burn out the pump.
|
||
|
||
Another alternative would be long chain polimers, the same stuff things
|
||
like astro-gel and slippery-stuff is made out of. It's not hard to duplicate
|
||
the recipe... A good friend did. But should make hot-tubbing a lot more fun.
|
||
|
||
#055 IN THE SHOWER. By Denise L Voskuil, Frank Reid, David Gillies, DanD.
|
||
Cathleen Gallagher, John L. Kinsella and Dylan Hayes.
|
||
|
||
Take a pill capsule (the gelatine ones are best). Open it and fill with
|
||
methaline blue dye which comes in powder form, is non toxic but very, very
|
||
good at stains. Fill the capsule with the powder. Smear the pill in some
|
||
vaseline. Insert pill into shower head. Mark runs water, gets in a then blue
|
||
dye comes out staining mark very well (especially good with blond hair!).
|
||
You may need some practise to make a pill that last just long enough for the
|
||
mark to get in the shower.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
If the mark is a habitual person, unscrew the shower head in the shower you
|
||
expect him/her to use and drop a bouillon cube or two in. The hot water will
|
||
slowly melt the cube and the victim probably won't notice until it's too
|
||
late. The smell hangs on for a day or so. This worked well in my dorm.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Empty their bottle of shampoo, then fill it back up with nair.
|
||
|
||
Ed> uh, won't the mark notice?
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
A follow-up to my previous posting on the effectiveness of Nair: the stuff
|
||
may not always be effective on leg hair, from my personal experience. (I
|
||
haven't personally been revenged by the "Nair in the shampoo" method, nor
|
||
have I done it -- this should clarify my previous remarks.) My SO did this
|
||
to someone, and it caused a fair amount of hair loss, with some clumps lost.
|
||
|
||
The results may vary according to how much Nair you put in the shampoo
|
||
bottle. Also, try to get a type that smells pretty good -- I think there's
|
||
different scents, and from my recollection it does have a distinct smell.
|
||
You don't want to tip off your target when they pour out the shampoo. BTW,
|
||
the stuff is opaque, so if they use transparent shampoo, it'll be
|
||
noticeable.
|
||
|
||
Finally, see if they sell an "extra-strength" version, to really wreak
|
||
havoc.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Try substituting real honey for the mark's honey-colored shampoo. Honey has
|
||
a slight odor that the mark may detect, and it's water-soluble, so this is a
|
||
mild trick. If you want to get really nasty, use STP (tm) oil treatment.
|
||
It's not only odorless but, unlike most oils, soap won't dissolve it!
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
It seems to me that the trouble with spiking shampoo with a depilatory is
|
||
that you just whack the stuff on your head, squeegee it about a bit, and
|
||
rinse off. What you need is something that is going to stay on the mark's
|
||
bounce for a bit longer. How about conditioner? A minute's exposure might
|
||
not turn the mark into Yul Brynner, but it's got to be better than the
|
||
few seconds exposure you get from shampoo. I guess the ultimate medium
|
||
would be a home perm kit, or a hair dye solution. After all, you don't want
|
||
to wash that out.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
How to add Nair:
|
||
|
||
1) Pour a small amount of shampoo into a cup.
|
||
2) Add Nair to the remaining shampoo until you can smell it.
|
||
(A little at a time, then shake well each time)
|
||
3) Add the small amount of shampoo from the cup back into the bottle.
|
||
|
||
The small amount you add back will cover the SLIGHT smell you detected
|
||
at the end of step 2.
|
||
|
||
#056 DOGGIES. By Toby Lane, DanD, Thomas Gauldin, Doug Clayton, DCrowder,
|
||
Stryk9 and Cyberknight.
|
||
|
||
Ed> A dog is an animal. An animal can not be held responsible for it's
|
||
Ed> actions. If it's owner doesn't take proper care of his dog, then it will
|
||
Ed> become scared and it will bark. This is the owner's fault, not the fault
|
||
Ed> of the animal. That's why you won't find anything here that might hurt a
|
||
Ed> dog, and my advice to you is to go after the owner. Read the alt.revenge
|
||
Ed> FAQ.
|
||
|
||
Buy a dog wistle and go out about 4AM and start blowing it. It will probably
|
||
make the dog bark *Hopefully* When they come out to check, the dog stop
|
||
doing it. Wait ten minutes till they are asleep again and...
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
"Dognap" the critter (sedating it first is recommended) and take it to a the
|
||
most expensive kennel you can find. Explain that you are going away for a
|
||
week and demand the very best for little Foo-Foo (or Chopper or whatever
|
||
its name is) Leave them your neighbor's address and phone number and make a
|
||
cash down payment for the first day if necessary, which it sometimes is. Your
|
||
neighbor will get a call about ten days and several hundred bucks later.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
They make bark-deterrent devices that don't need to be attached to the dog.
|
||
When the device detects a bark, it emits a high-frequency sound that hurts
|
||
the dog. (You can't hear it) Every time the dog barks, it gets a painful
|
||
blast. It will learn not to bark soon enough.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
If the dog is left outdoors at night, become its friend. Then, shave it -or
|
||
just its rear. If its rear is shaved, grease it up and make an anonymous
|
||
call to the police to report the person as a pervert having sex with the
|
||
dog.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
I just got a good one from a friend of mine for getting rid of neighborhood
|
||
dogs that stroll about dropping gobbets of dung in all kinds of obnoxious
|
||
places. He did the following:
|
||
|
||
Dogs sniff territory right? Yes... but pay attention to the next time they
|
||
sniff a tree. They sniff until they get to the height the the urine can be
|
||
smelled most strongly. This tells them the height of the animal who has
|
||
marked the tree and therefore who's territory they are in.
|
||
|
||
Go down to the zoo and buy lunch for the caretaker of big cats. Get a good
|
||
sized pack of dung and urine and rub it on the trees in your area about
|
||
three feet from the ground. Your dog problems will disappear, as that would
|
||
make the animal stand at about four feet at the shoulder. Bow wow OW!
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
There's also this stuff you can put on your lawn that will make it rather
|
||
uncomfortable if it lays cable there, in fact the dog usually makes the
|
||
connection and doesn't shit there anymore.
|
||
|
||
Ed> Maybe this ain't revenge, but it's definetly a solution. Consult your
|
||
Ed> local pet store.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
If a dog poops on your yard, dress it up in a cute little doggie sweater.
|
||
One that covers its ass so it gets its own poop all over itself before it
|
||
goes home. No harm to the dog, but boy, won't the owners be eager to hug
|
||
and play with the little guy!
|
||
|
||
Ed> Or use a diaper!
|
||
|
||
#057 FIBERGLASS IN THE CLOTHES. By Toby Lane.
|
||
|
||
Put a small piece of fiberglass in with their clothes when they're in the
|
||
spin dryer. It itches like hell and may give them a rash. Or try some
|
||
colored wax crayons.
|
||
|
||
#058 THE DORNMATE HAS A BORING GIRLFRIEND. By Martin Hannigan.
|
||
|
||
Be really nice to her. By her a small gift every now and then. Smile at her
|
||
a lot. Look at her tits as much as possible. Comment on her ass to her
|
||
boyfriend.
|
||
|
||
Piss in the hamper. Pray at the dinner table, or whenever they are around.
|
||
Fart in front of them.
|
||
|
||
#059 THE DORNMATE STEALS THE FOOD. By John Hein, Christopher G. Wakefield
|
||
Mike Smith, Phinn, John Hein and
|
||
Brian Smith-White.
|
||
|
||
Another jolly scheme involves a frozen chicken and a fridge that you know
|
||
will not be stolen from. Remove frozen chicken from secure fridge every
|
||
night and defrost it. In the morning, return it to the fridge to freeze. Do
|
||
this for a week, then put it into the fridge from which comestibles are
|
||
walking. A considerable case of food poisoning should result!
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Try fart powder available in magic shops, never tried it, but it sounds
|
||
interesting
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
I found a pintsized carton of chocolate milk and "ripened" it for a few days
|
||
by leaving it on top of the heater in my room. After a couple of weeks I put
|
||
it back in the dorm fridge. Mere hours later someone attempted to drink it.
|
||
Didn't lose any more food the rest of the quarter.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Bake any amount of chocolate flavored Ex-Lax into a recipe that normally has
|
||
chocolate. Also make sure to include the normal amount of chocolate. If
|
||
anyone asks just say they are "double chocolate" or some garble like that.
|
||
It's also good to disguise the flavor with additional chocolate (chocolate
|
||
topping, etc.). A really nifty way of hiding it is "chocolate chip"
|
||
brownies. Make the brownies as you normally would but include chopped up
|
||
Ex-Lax instead of the chocolate chips.
|
||
|
||
You can also spoil yogurt and hide the taste with fruit or whatever else you
|
||
want to add. Yogurt has an inherently sour tasting food anyway, so it's easy
|
||
to mask spoiling. This may cause several forms of stomach pain. Syrup of
|
||
Ipecac also mixes very well into yogurt. This substance is sold in very
|
||
small doses at your local drugstore. It induces vomiting instantly.
|
||
|
||
You could also bake "decoys". Substitute baking soda for sugar, or flower.
|
||
This makes for a reasonable looking, but thoroughly awful tasting
|
||
concoction. Best with yellow or light brown muffins. It's hard to detect :)
|
||
|
||
Then there's the psychological terror you can invoke. After several cookies
|
||
or brownies have been stolen go to get one yourself and "find" a dead bug
|
||
in the box. Make several comments about laying eggs. This is usually best
|
||
when accompanied by one of the above tactics. It might make them wonder how
|
||
exactly they came to need to use the bathroom so frequently for whatever
|
||
reason.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
You could always try Antabuse in their food before they go out for a drink.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
It is expensive, but a motion-detector which sets off a loud, annoying noise
|
||
inside of a "lunch" container will get the culprit immediately after the act.
|
||
Place the prick-detector in a location where it will be visible to many
|
||
individuals over the entire course of the day.
|
||
|
||
#060 THE DORNMATE. By Martin Hannigan, Nancy Passwater, Crystal V. Freitas
|
||
and Denise L Voskuil.
|
||
|
||
Why not coat all of their clean dishes (assuming they have any) with that
|
||
stuff people put on their fingernails to keep from biting them? I used it
|
||
once, it tastes repulsive. I suggested she do this right before they pack
|
||
up to leave after their lease runs out.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
That stuff hardens like nail polish, so I'm not sure what it would do
|
||
on dishes. It might work if hot food is put on the plate. Then again,
|
||
it might flake off and be noticed before eating - though they'd still
|
||
have a hell of a time cleaning the dishes off.
|
||
|
||
One possibility is the "Bitter Apple/Lime/etc." sprays and pastes. It's
|
||
a non-harmful but _bitter_ substance used to keep pets from chewing on
|
||
things, and comes in a pump spray (there's also a no-alcohol version for
|
||
plant leaves - I suspect the alcohol version may last longer) and a tube
|
||
of paste (good for furniture). You could spray it on their dishes, pour
|
||
some into their juice, mix it into their jelly/jam, and so on.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Place a Snickers Bar, or one with chocolate and peanuts in their bed,
|
||
preferably while they're sleeping. The body heat will melt the candy bars
|
||
and the result will be chocolate and peanuts smeared all over the subject.
|
||
It will appear as though the subject had shit himself.
|
||
|
||
Remember to take the wrappers away and discard them where they aren't
|
||
obvious. Take pictures of the mark when they get out of bed if possible.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
What about some bleach in their liquid clothes detergent? Especially the
|
||
brand they use to do their colored clothes in.
|
||
|
||
Comet with bleach, the cleanser, might make a good paste when mixed with
|
||
some water to replace the toothpaste with and I don't think there is any
|
||
long-lasting side affects as it is so kind to bathroom appliances.
|
||
(Actually I can swear to this -- I ate comet as a kid and I'm sorta all
|
||
right.) There are several bathroom cleansers that might mix well with
|
||
toothpaste and leave a bad tasting mouth and burning gums. Or go into
|
||
the conditioner.
|
||
|
||
Crazy glue in hair gel? Or bleach in any kind of spritzing hair spray --
|
||
this would be most interesting if they have dark hair, and you would be
|
||
able to see the effects quickly. (Be kind, this is my first try, and I
|
||
seem to have gotten stuck on bleach.)
|
||
|
||
#061 GROCERY STORES. By George 'Pinhead' Curtis and Richard R. Moore.
|
||
|
||
If you're working in a grocery store where you can make free calls for
|
||
deliveries, orders, etc. and you want some revenge on your boss. Try one of
|
||
those sex numbers. Put a tape on the hang-up so that when the boss picks it
|
||
up in a couple of hours he will have a $500.00 phone bill. You can also try
|
||
this, pluss connecting the speaker to the loudspeakers in the store.
|
||
|
||
Go up to the deli and order about 3 pounds of fish. Just say it's for a
|
||
customer. Now when nobody's looking stick it way up a cash register or far
|
||
behind an aisle. In about 2 days the place will smell like somebody died.
|
||
If your store has radiators or heat sources, take a carton of cream and open
|
||
it up and put in the the radiator. It will smell like somebody shit and it
|
||
will blow it all over the store! This is a great way of discouraging
|
||
customers!
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Go to the grocery store on the first Saturday of the month, typically the
|
||
busiest day of the month, get a grocery cart and pick a customer that is
|
||
dressed in a manner that makes them look like a stereotypical shoplifter.
|
||
Preferably one that is dressed a bit heavy for the weather. walk up to the
|
||
store manager in an excited manner and tell him " That man/woman just put
|
||
2 packages of steaks down his pants." This should lead to some interesting
|
||
events for the store.
|
||
|
||
Breed some maggots and drop them in thier meat case just before
|
||
closing and call your local health department.
|
||
|
||
Find out information about the store such as names of the department
|
||
managers,store manager,store number, and address of the store. Then call
|
||
local meat distributors in the early afternoon, 2pm to 3pm, tell them you
|
||
are at store number XXX and need to come by and get a few cases of Ribeyes
|
||
( expensive ). If the distributor acts like he doesn't know what store it
|
||
is they probably don't have an account there so try another distributor.
|
||
Once you have a properly responsive person taking your order, go pick up
|
||
your Ribeyes and have a barbecue, inviting me of course :-). If you start
|
||
shopping there and get friendly with the right people you can ask which
|
||
local distributors they buy from. BTW what I have described here is
|
||
very common practice in meat departments and would not seem out of the
|
||
ordinary to a distributor so long as the store has an existing account.
|
||
|
||
You could also get a part-time job in the store. This should not be very
|
||
hard to do since turnover is very high in a grocery store. Find out where
|
||
the control panels are for the freezers and coolers and one day when you
|
||
are working until the store closes turn off the freezers and coolers. This
|
||
should cause a substantial loss for the store.
|
||
|
||
#062 MISCELLANEOUS. By Tapas Pain, Lance Stahlberg and Digitar.
|
||
|
||
- Call child abuse authorities, tell them these rednecks are pedophiles.
|
||
- Go to the post office and hand in change of address cards for them -- have
|
||
their mail forwarded to China.
|
||
- Call the electric company and gas company and have all of their power shut
|
||
off.
|
||
- Call the phone company and cancel their phone service.
|
||
- Cancel their cable TV service.
|
||
- Ram potatoes and bananas into the tailpipe of their pickups.
|
||
- Put oil slicks on their driveway (not big ones, just slightly behind the
|
||
tires of their pickups).
|
||
- Call the newspaper and put their house up for sell asking $15,000.00 less
|
||
than the retail value.
|
||
- Put an add in the newspaper advertising an Acura NSX for sale, $18,000.00,
|
||
brand new, only 2,000 kms, fully stocked. Owner must move immediately,
|
||
desperate. Their phone will ring off the hook. Of course, do this only two
|
||
weeks after you've killed their phone service.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
- Take the guy's bed and put it out in either the study lounge, lobby, or
|
||
bathroom .. fully made of course.
|
||
- Shaving cream in his socks
|
||
- Shaving cream at the foot of his bed
|
||
- IcyHot in the jock strap.
|
||
- Replace his/her shampoo w/ maple syrup. (REALLY EXCEPTIOALLY cruel if
|
||
done right .. get lots of calomine lotion for the bugs)
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Before moving out of a really gross basement suite, known as THE SWAMP
|
||
because it was a fungusy, mouldy mess, a friend of mine did the following:
|
||
|
||
- Broke all of the lightbulbs, even fridge and oven
|
||
- Filled all the telephone jacks with MUSTARD
|
||
- Unscrewed the bottom hinges on all the cabinet doors (they kinda flopped
|
||
when opened)
|
||
- Pulled out all switch/outlet plates and intercom cover and scattered them
|
||
randomly throughout the place
|
||
- Filled the kitchen sink with kitty litter (and let the tap run a bit)
|
||
- Emptied out mouldy contents of fridge into toilet TANK
|
||
- Poured the oil from one dirty deep fryer (2L) into the bathtub. Some of it
|
||
made it down the drain before solidifying
|
||
- Left a tortilla in the toilet bowl, sorta floating on the water, but kinda
|
||
wrapping up the sides of the bowl with a big smiley face rendered in
|
||
mustard on it.
|
||
- Left reason for leaving on a piece of cardboard that read "Had to go. Too
|
||
much mould. There was no cleaner for us."
|
||
|
||
#063 UNFAITHFUL WIFE. By Dave Bushong.
|
||
|
||
I know someone whose wife at the time was fooling around on him, but thought
|
||
no one knew. She used the tactic "best defense is a good offense", telling
|
||
people that the husband was actually sleeping around. So the guy
|
||
laser-prints up this survey form, and rents a PO Box, and mails her the
|
||
survey form. It says "this form is being sent to ten thousand random women
|
||
who subscribe to [some magazine that she gets]. You will remain anonymous,
|
||
so please be totally honest." In fact, this was the only copy of the
|
||
survey, but she was pretty stupid, and fell for it.
|
||
|
||
It was a survey about marital fidelity, and asked questions like "How many
|
||
men other than your husband have you had relations with," "How often were
|
||
you unfaithful," and stuff like that. Anyway, she answered honestly, and
|
||
mailed the form back to the PO Box.
|
||
|
||
This piece of paper came in really handy when they were discussing the terms
|
||
of their divorce.
|
||
|
||
#064 DESTROYING A RELATIONSHIP. By Ed Butler, Warren Savage and Toby Lane.
|
||
|
||
Get a girl to call up looking for this guy when the wife is home. When the
|
||
wife says "He's not here, can I take a message?" get the girl to hang up.
|
||
The younger and more nervous the girl sounds, the better this works. Leave
|
||
used condoms in his car, his briefcase, the pockets of his coats, anywhere
|
||
his wife is likely to find them (I have a good recipie for fake semen if you
|
||
would like it, say if the real thing is not something you want to utilize)
|
||
Get the wife paranoid. If she is looking for something, she'll find out what
|
||
whats happening eventually. When that happens, you might encourage her by
|
||
posting here every newspaper and magazine clipping on Lorena Bobbit you can
|
||
find, you never know your luck.
|
||
|
||
Ed> It helps if the relationship is already wiggling.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Get a condom packet. Put it were the mark will not find it but the
|
||
significant other will. The significant other will either onfront the
|
||
mark who will deny all knowledge and not be believed or not confront
|
||
the victem but assume they have been unfaithful and give them the cold
|
||
shoulder
|
||
|
||
This could work in almost all relationships. As a matter of fact you could
|
||
leave a used condom in some findable hiding spot and it would be even
|
||
better. If the victem finds it he would probably assume the significant
|
||
other was screwing around.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Buy some raunchy, sleazy sex toys. You know, realistic dildoes, artificial
|
||
vaginas, butt plugs, whatever. Wrap them up in traditional christmas wrap,
|
||
with <From [2nd mark] To [Junior/Sis]> and <Do Not Open Until December 25th>
|
||
labels. Time the packages to arrive as close to christmas as possible. You
|
||
WANT Junior and Sis to open these packages and examine the contents. You
|
||
WANT Mr. Manager and Spouse to hurriedly TAKE the neat toys away from
|
||
Junior and Sis. You WANT Mr. Manager to mistrust Mr. Boss.
|
||
|
||
#065 EMAIL FORGERY. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
Telnet to port 25 of your local machine. Try:
|
||
|
||
telnet [host] 25
|
||
|
||
And then type help. It should show you something like:
|
||
214-Commands:
|
||
214- HELO MAIL RCPT DATA RSET
|
||
214- NOOP QUIT HELP VRFY EXPN
|
||
214-For more info use "HELP <topic>".
|
||
214-smtp
|
||
214-To report bugs in the implementation contact Sun Microsystems
|
||
214-Technical Support.
|
||
214-For local information contact postmaster at this site.
|
||
214 End of HELP info
|
||
|
||
From there you type:
|
||
|
||
mail from: root [return]
|
||
|
||
Then type:
|
||
|
||
rcpt to: (email address of your mark) [return]
|
||
|
||
And then type:
|
||
|
||
data [return]
|
||
|
||
And then type what ever you want sent from root at your site to him, and end
|
||
it with a "." on a line by it's self. And then type quit.
|
||
|
||
And you have just done a very basic forging of mail from your administrator
|
||
to him. WARNING: I believe doing this is illegal in the US, I'm not sure
|
||
about other countries, though...
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
If you write HELO [email address] then you can forge something from
|
||
wherever you want.. Eg. helo president@whitehouse.gov, you could also
|
||
use their host. The path would look more believeable then.
|
||
|
||
WARNING!! This is strictly illegal. If your mark ask your sysadmin, and
|
||
he starts to look into it, then you're going to be discovered for sure.
|
||
Everything what you do on your system is probably audit filed, iow, they
|
||
can trace back and see who did it. Even if you telnet to a foreign host,
|
||
they will be able to trace it. Althou' they then have to do it through
|
||
those foreign sysadms. Be careful, people has lost their account on less
|
||
than this.
|
||
|
||
WARNING! Read the alt.revenge FAQ before you do anything stupid on Inet.
|
||
|
||
#066 CONTACT ON INTERNET. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
The general idea here is to post an article in a contact group, telling
|
||
readers to contact your mark. First of all, you have to have an anonymous
|
||
account. At present is anon.penet.fi the safest and most used one. To get
|
||
information on how to use it, email help@anon.penet.fi, in awhile you will
|
||
get a response with a script that contains information on how to use the
|
||
system. The system is very slow, so you might have to wait awhile. Try
|
||
also email to ping@anon.penet.fi, just to confirm your anon number. It might
|
||
take some hours to process, but it works.
|
||
|
||
You will then have an account number, this number represents your ID.
|
||
Read the info on how to work the anon account, and post your article.
|
||
|
||
It can be like: "loney guy 25 year, blond, 6' tall, looking for men to bond
|
||
with, call me at #555-1127 (the guy's phone no.)", or it could be like "I
|
||
want girls for hot phone sex, call ....", or "Call my new BBS for hot
|
||
software (ph. no)."
|
||
|
||
example groups: groups like alt.sex, alt.sex.wanted.
|
||
groups like alt.amiga.software and such
|
||
groups like forsale or market
|
||
groups like alt.fan.(some music group)
|
||
|
||
#067 NEWS FORGERY. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
There has been some questions about how to forge news-articles, on this
|
||
newsgroup. Well, it isn't too hard, you just have to know a little about
|
||
your system and how it works. There are many ways to forge news-articles,
|
||
one that is easy is to telnet to port 119 and talk directly to the
|
||
news-server.
|
||
|
||
My news-server is called news.uit.no, so when I want to talk directly to
|
||
it I just write:
|
||
|
||
telnet news.uit.no 119
|
||
|
||
I will then be communicating directly with my news-server. If I write
|
||
'help' then I will get a list of all the commands that I can use. 'post' is
|
||
the command I must use to send a news-article. The fine thing about talking
|
||
directly to the news-server is that you specify everything that your
|
||
news-reader usually specifies.
|
||
|
||
First you have to specify the header, it could look like this:
|
||
|
||
Path: midgaard!valhall!odinserv1!eric
|
||
Newsgroups: alt.test
|
||
Distribution: world
|
||
Followup-To:
|
||
From: eric@valhall.no (Berserking Viking)
|
||
Sender: eric@valhall.no (Berserking Viking)
|
||
Organization: Viking haircutters.
|
||
Subject: This is a test
|
||
Message-ID: <24Dec00fo@midgaard.no>
|
||
|
||
There is no linefeed at the top, and I just used this header to show you
|
||
how it can be done. After you have written this, then you can start writing
|
||
your article. The stop by writing a '.' character on a line for itself
|
||
(same as email forgeing). Now just write quit to exit the server. The
|
||
article will be posted when you have written the .
|
||
|
||
The most important line in the header is the Message-ID line. The ID in
|
||
front of the address must be unique. If it isn't, then everything will hang
|
||
or cause failure. I suggest you use a date with some random number.
|
||
|
||
On most nntp-servers there are limited access. IOW, you can't use other than
|
||
your own news-server. It would be hopeless for you to try to telnet into
|
||
ours if you are not at Uit. There are some public NNTP servers around in
|
||
eg. Finland and Germany. You might want to try those. It is easier to trace
|
||
the article back to you if you sent it from your own server.
|
||
|
||
WARNING! To forge news-articles are illegal. Especially if you are using
|
||
someone elses name/ID. Everything you do on the unix system is most likely
|
||
audit filed, that means that your sysop can trace back and check what you
|
||
have done on the newsserver. If you have done something illegal you are most
|
||
likely to loose your accont.
|
||
|
||
How it can be used: awhile ago, some guy set me in a alt.test trap. So what
|
||
I did to revenge this was to enter a foreign NNTP server and then forged a
|
||
newsarticle from him to alt.test, misc.test and some other test groups. His
|
||
mailbox got full of test articles and he wasn't able to trace it back to me.
|
||
He is a bud, so I told him. If he weren't a bud he could have told the
|
||
sysop then I would be in deep shit. That was just a warning of how things
|
||
might end...
|
||
|
||
BTW, if you just want to change your username, try writing 'chfn' from the
|
||
UNIX prompt. Some system has limited access on that command, but it is worth
|
||
a try.
|
||
|
||
WARNING! Read the alt.revenge FAQ before you do anything stupid on Inet.
|
||
|
||
#068 EMAIL FLOOD. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
I just got a cool idea for email flood, just forge an email from a person
|
||
account to a mailing-list telling them that you are interested in
|
||
participating. After awhile his mailbox will be full of waste and some of
|
||
those lists are a bit hard to unsubscribe (as he would have to search
|
||
through some documentation first and that's work). Remeber that this will
|
||
most likely be traced. If you want to use a script for mailbombing then take
|
||
a look at the Avenger's Front Page.
|
||
|
||
as for how to forge an email, see #065.
|
||
|
||
#069 EXAM DISTRACTION. By Mark.
|
||
|
||
On exam days, they lengthen the periods from 50 minutes to 2 hours, and you
|
||
are absolutely NOT allowed to go to the bathroom during class on those days
|
||
(I dunno...I guess they're paranoid about cheating). So naturally the to
|
||
pull is to slip copious amounts of Ex-Lax into your mark's drink while
|
||
he's not looking. Needless to say, he'll be a little "distracted" come
|
||
test time.
|
||
|
||
#070 NOISY APARTMENT NEIGHBOURS. By Mark Landers.
|
||
|
||
Get a cheap plug-in radio and a large cardboard box. Open one end of the
|
||
box, put the radio in and tape the open end firmly against the wall next to
|
||
their bedroom. Keep the box off the floor (no reason to disturb the people
|
||
downstairs). Tune the radio to a station with lots of percussion music
|
||
(country-western is great). The radio doesn't have to be very loud, the box
|
||
acts as an acoustic coupler to the wall. The bigger the box the better.
|
||
|
||
Turn the radio on when you get up. Off when you go to sleep. Do this every
|
||
day (if anybody asks why just say you're afraid of burglers).
|
||
|
||
#071 MAIL FLOOD. By The Last Viking, Crystal and D. A. Scocca.
|
||
|
||
Buy 100 envelopes. Send all envelopes to the mark. Don't use stamps on
|
||
them and put nothing in them. Just write their address on the envelope and
|
||
put them in a mailer box. Try posting from different locations and
|
||
at different time.
|
||
|
||
The mark (reciver) would have to pay to get the mail that contains nothing.
|
||
This doesn't work in the states though..
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
From what I can gather, they aren't supposed to be delivered, but here's my
|
||
experience with legitimate postage dues: when you're new to a place, you get
|
||
a little brown envelope saying postage due x amount. You then put in your
|
||
money, leave it in the box and presto, you get the item. After the carrier
|
||
gets to know you and learns that you will pay the postage due, he or she
|
||
starts leaving the mail and the little envelope at the same time, especially
|
||
in rural or semi-rural areas. The P.O. has probably seen this trick before
|
||
though, so send a package full of rocks with a phony return address on it
|
||
and $1.25 postage (in the US of course) and make it look legitimate. Better
|
||
yet, put the return address on it of a friend or family member of the mark
|
||
so he's certain to want the package enough to pay $8 to get it.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
The word on this got out, and it doesn't work anymore. In theory, the post
|
||
office in the U.S. neither delivers nor returns unstamped mail. Even when it
|
||
used to work, you didn't have to pay postage on it when it was returned to
|
||
you.
|
||
|
||
Ed> It still works in Norway :)
|
||
|
||
#072 FARM MANURE. By David Morning.
|
||
|
||
Why bother with subtlety? A secretary I knew was harassed out of her job by
|
||
a new boss who had a habit of groping her. She waited until her boss was
|
||
going on holiday, handed in her notice to quit and ordered 30 tonnes of
|
||
farm manure for his front lawn. Boss returned from holiday to find stinking
|
||
mountain of two week old farm manure burying his entire garden and a demand
|
||
for payment for said manure.
|
||
|
||
In the UK, lots of companies who sell double glazing, fitted kitchens,
|
||
bathrooms, bedrooms etc offer a free home visit and quote service. It usually
|
||
involves a torturous two hour hard sell grilling. Just phone lots of them
|
||
sending them to your mark.
|
||
|
||
Ed> I am not sure how this will work, maybe the company wants a signature.
|
||
Ed> But then again, you might be able to pull it off.
|
||
|
||
#073 AT A PUBLIC LAUNDRY STORE. By Stephen Boursy.
|
||
|
||
Fill up all free washers with loads of detergent--remember the old 'I Love
|
||
Lucy' show when she was overcome by foam from her washer. It works well.
|
||
You could also pour in substance like heavy grease or paint, etc. that would
|
||
cause permanant damage although I don't know if the situation warrants it.
|
||
Poke holes in the rubber pipes leading to the washers--little ones at first
|
||
and then make them progressivley bigger over time.
|
||
|
||
The other suggestion is to jam the coin insert part of the machine with
|
||
bented coins or foreign objects. This can take a very long time to fix and
|
||
results in a lot of lost business and frustration.
|
||
|
||
#074 HARD DISC KILLER. By David K. Bryant.
|
||
|
||
Using the PC, on the hard drive write:
|
||
|
||
C:\>debug
|
||
- e 100
|
||
b8 11 05 bb 10 01 b9 01 00 ba 80 00 cd 13 cd 20 <space between pairs>
|
||
00 80 00 02 00 03 00 04 00 05 00 06 00 07 00 08
|
||
00 09 00 0a 00 0b 00 0c 00 0d 00 0e 00 0f 00 10 <enter>
|
||
- g
|
||
C:\>
|
||
|
||
Flags Track 0 bad.
|
||
Upon the next boot the drive is shot.
|
||
|
||
#075 PLASTIC CUPS ON THE FLOOR. By Werther.
|
||
|
||
Pick a time when you know the mark is away from his room. Get a few hundred
|
||
plastic cups and fill them up with water. Using a plastic card or a keypick,
|
||
get into his room and place the cups one-by-one to cover the entire floor
|
||
in his room. Spray some shaving cream for sophistication and leave quietly.
|
||
|
||
#076 TO KILL A TREE. By Harry Conwi.
|
||
|
||
Fill a bucket or two with hot water and dissolve a few bags of salt in it.
|
||
Pour it at the base of the tree. Depending on the tree's strength, you may
|
||
have to do this a few times. But it'll drive them nuts trying to figure out
|
||
why this tree is slowly dying.
|
||
|
||
A more obvious method is to strip about six inches of bark froma round
|
||
the tree. This prevents either the nutrients produced by the leaves from
|
||
getting to the roots for storage or vice versa. But it works and it
|
||
works fast...
|
||
|
||
#077 MACINTOSH. By OJ and CyberKnight.
|
||
|
||
Does your mark have a Macintosh computer? If he has system 7.5 then he
|
||
probably has a program called "Shut Down" in the Apple menu items folder.
|
||
Put that in the startup items folder and the computer will shut down every
|
||
time he try to start it up.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Record a .snd file on your Mac. Something obscene and mastabutory (sp?).
|
||
Save it on her computer as her alert sound.
|
||
|
||
#078 TOWING CARS. By Prime Risk.
|
||
|
||
Tired of some jerk parking in your reserved space at work or apartment/
|
||
townhome? Try this one. Get a valve stem key (check your local discount
|
||
store's automotive or bicycle department), loosen the valve stems a little
|
||
to flatten the tires. Here's the trick, spread some finely broken glass near
|
||
the tires in your parking spot. Now you can call the manager or towing
|
||
company to have the car removed. If the mark returns before the tow truck
|
||
gets there they will suppose they got flats from the glass they must have
|
||
ran over. Remember to flatten at least two tires, most people have one
|
||
spare, but few have two.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Have them towed out of their own spot! Call the towing company at 3 AM and
|
||
act like an extremely tired property manager with an angry tenant yelling in
|
||
the background. Ask them to just take care of it and you'll come down to
|
||
their office and fill out any paperwork in the morning. They'll probably ask
|
||
for a #0 to call you back at, give them a pay phone number and wait for a
|
||
bit. If they don't go for the call back stuff, and you really have balls, go
|
||
meet the towing company at the spot and sign the owner's name.
|
||
|
||
#079 ROAST CHICKEN. By Prime Risk.
|
||
|
||
Place raw chicken in an old plastic dish and hang in the mark's chimney with
|
||
thin string. The first time the mark warms up the fireplace down comes
|
||
smoldering hot, rotten chicken smashing into the fire and all over the room
|
||
(assuming only a screen). Try to place in the chimney during a relative warm
|
||
spell during winter. (Yes, everyone should check the flue before starting a
|
||
fire, but how many are guilty of not doing it?)
|
||
|
||
#080 SEX MAGAZINES. By Alistair MacGuines and Dillotex.
|
||
|
||
Go to a kinko's copies (etc.)--any one of them that has a _LABEL PRINTER_ &
|
||
have this doc's office name, address, zip, etc ("borrow" one of the waiting-
|
||
room mags & copy label on back) get a few (10?) labels printed out. Then go
|
||
to your friendly neighborhood sex shop and buy the same number of mags
|
||
"kinky letters"/etc. (nastier the better) put the labels on the sex mags,
|
||
and go to the waiting room, grab a couple mags, and when you put them back,
|
||
make sure to put the sex mags _under_ the pile.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
I had a bitch math teacher and my friend and I collaborated on a
|
||
pornographic comic strip we called "Peter Penis, Master Detective". The
|
||
first one was called "The case of the missing Coke bottles". We'd leave
|
||
it laying on her desk when no-one was looking. It drove her absolutely
|
||
bat-shit trying to figure out who was doing it.
|
||
|
||
#081 TROUBLESOME SISTER/BROTHER. By Deacon, Digitar and Robert Goodwin.
|
||
|
||
Put a letter in your room saying she/he was adopted. Find the name and
|
||
adress of an adoption agency. Make the letter formal and put something in
|
||
their saying,
|
||
|
||
Dear (Name of mother and Father),
|
||
It has come to our attention that your adopted daughte's
|
||
biological mother has a tragic case of *)(*)(* which was not discovered
|
||
unitl this date.... etc... etc..
|
||
|
||
Put it in your room and then see what happens.
|
||
|
||
Note: I don't mean anything against anyone who is adopted.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
When you come home, one thing you can do while she's out of the house for
|
||
awhile, is to turn everything around. That is, everything that faces the
|
||
wall will face the other way. Tack some of the stuff to the ceiling. Take
|
||
her drawers of stuff, and mix them around. Take her clothes, and make it
|
||
look like she's running away from home, and tell your mom and dad about
|
||
it. Put her prized possessions somewhere else, and claim that you have
|
||
the feeling that she's going to commit suicide.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
If she is young, her acceptance with her peers is of prime importance. Do
|
||
something to embarass her in front of her friends. Ruin her reputation, like
|
||
running around the cafeteria at her school asking for he because "she forgot
|
||
to take her lunch today". Dress geeky. Smell. Make sure it's a LARGE paper
|
||
grocery bag with her name written (first AND last) on the side. Ask as many
|
||
random people as possible. She'll choke.
|
||
|
||
#082 BLOCKING A DOOR WITH COINS. By Kenneth Mayer.
|
||
|
||
Push on the top of the door and insert a stack (usually 2 or 3 is enough)
|
||
of coins between the door and the jamb stop. Now push a bit harder on
|
||
the bottom of the door and insert a stack of coins between the door and
|
||
the jamb stop at the bottom. This actually bends the door and puts an
|
||
incredible amount of pressure on the latch. It is impossible to turn the
|
||
knob to open the door.
|
||
|
||
If you happen to be the mark and want to escape, you need to apply some
|
||
torque to the doorknob and kick the door near the latch VERY HARD. This
|
||
momentarily flexes the door and relieves the pressure on the latch,
|
||
allowing it to move.
|
||
|
||
This scheme works best with solid-core wooden doors and steel jambs, which
|
||
are commonly used in college dormatories.
|
||
|
||
#083 A TOOTHBRUSH UP THE ASS. By William Barker.
|
||
|
||
Someone came into their hotel room while they were gone and got some serious
|
||
non-destructive revenge. They didn't know it until they got home and
|
||
developed their film. Among thier lovely pictures of sunsets & palm trees
|
||
was one with a close-up of two big hairy asses (balls a dangling). No big
|
||
deal, you might say. However, the kicker was that sticking out of the
|
||
assholes were the handles of each of thier toothbrushes!
|
||
|
||
#084 CRICKETS. By ROCO1
|
||
|
||
My favorite office revenge is releasing a bag of crickets late in the after-
|
||
noon. Crickets are cheap and readily available at your local petshop. When
|
||
released, they happily assist you by seeking dark hiding locations. About an
|
||
hour later, they express their gratitude for being saved from some pet snake
|
||
by performing a cricket symphony.
|
||
|
||
#085 DONATIONS. By ROCO1.
|
||
|
||
Pledge money under the mark's name and business to every charity, religious
|
||
group, and political action possible. Examples are the United Way,
|
||
Girlscouts, Jerry Lewis's favorite, NRA, Republican and Democratic parties,
|
||
and every Sunday morning preacher. All the above will then harass him for
|
||
payment. He will fell like a real loser when he refuses to pay.
|
||
|
||
If your mark wants to spend some bucks, have company Tee-shirts made up
|
||
with a bogus logo and his office telephone number. Send them as a
|
||
donation to a local homeless shelter under his name. Real funny when
|
||
winos lay wasted on the side walk his these shirts.
|
||
|
||
#086 SNOTTY WOMEN. By Dillotex.
|
||
|
||
Another friend sent a letter to a snooty women's parents which was actually
|
||
a model's release form asking the parents to sign the release for the
|
||
lingerie photos she modeled for you.
|
||
|
||
Of course the old reliable: Get (fake) an envelope and letterhead from a
|
||
local clinic and send her parents a letter letting her know that the a)
|
||
pregnancy, b)AIDS, c)VD, etc tests turned out negative (or positive if you
|
||
really want to do a trip on her).
|
||
|
||
Variation: call and tell her mother/father that in order to comply with the
|
||
new state law, you must notify them of their daughter's intention to get an
|
||
abortion. Could they please come down to the XXXXX clinic and sign some
|
||
forms?
|
||
|
||
#087 EX. GIRL-FRIEND. By Rob Verzera.
|
||
|
||
Ed> The author of this article heard this on a late night show. This one is
|
||
Ed> more for the story in itself. People usually check their stuff before
|
||
Ed> they leave for a longer trip, but then again, you might be lucky...
|
||
|
||
This guy caught his girlfriend in bed w/ another guy one day. He then went
|
||
to an adult-store and bought a huge dildo. After that he went home and
|
||
wrapped it about 2 roles of aluminium foil until it was the size of a brick.
|
||
He then took some black tape and put some tape around it. He had the key to
|
||
her apartment so one day before she was going on a trip he snuck into he
|
||
house and burried it in her carry on bag. He went down to that airport the
|
||
next day to watch the fun.
|
||
|
||
The suitecase went through the X-ray and was stopped. All sorts of guards
|
||
were called over to look at the package they then made her open the suitcase
|
||
and take out the foil brick. Some big seargent guy came over and started
|
||
unwrapping the thing until her found the dildo. I guess they gave it back to
|
||
her and let her go back on her way.
|
||
|
||
#088 REVENGE ON A TEACHER. By Scott Little.
|
||
|
||
Go to her homeroom class (if that's how your school works) and put something
|
||
embarasing in her desk (think about it - we once put a condom on a teachers
|
||
desk, blown up. Be a bit more severe). When the teachers change, the new
|
||
teacher will come in and most likely find the 'object'.
|
||
|
||
#089 JELLO. By ROCO1.
|
||
|
||
For schools located in cooler climates this trick works wonders. Boil some
|
||
jello, let cool but not solidify, pour on any tile (bathroom, doomroom floor) at night. Morning result - thin layer of jello very
|
||
difficult to remove even with a scrapper.
|
||
|
||
#090 THE DOLLAR BILL. By BrianN3UKG.
|
||
|
||
One thing that I have done, that gets a hetrosexual friend good, is to take
|
||
dollar bills and write a little message along the edge. I wrote a message
|
||
that said "Men seeking men call Joe Daniels at (301) 428-3547". I tried this
|
||
one mark, and it is great to hear him talk about the faggit that called him
|
||
last night and wonder how he got his number.
|
||
|
||
#091 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL. By Richard Snow.
|
||
|
||
Load a paper plate with cottage cheese or another milk product that spoils
|
||
nicely. Put another paper plate on top of it and seal-tape them well. Now,
|
||
take the plates and hide them a place where you'r mark won't find them until
|
||
a long time has gone, by then it will be all molded and disgusting.
|
||
|
||
#092 CALL GIRL CARPET BOMB. By Patrick Jost.
|
||
|
||
This technique is a courtesy of a guy I met at a tireshop. Most large cities
|
||
have a paper that has a section called something like "adult services" which
|
||
is nothing more than ads for prostitutes; if you can't find this paper, look
|
||
in the yellow pages under massage or escort. Most of them use answering
|
||
services, voicemail, or beepers.
|
||
|
||
Call a few of them, leave the name and # of someone you want to mess with.
|
||
This works best if someone else might answer the phone, but it also works
|
||
well enough if the person answers their own phone. In any case, they'll
|
||
start to get some interesting calls. To REALLY make this effective, you need
|
||
to call enough of them to make sure that your victim gets LOTS of calls.
|
||
|
||
When this was done at the tire shop...sure enough, the phone would ring,
|
||
they would shout "Hey, Phil, a call on the main line"; Phil (or whatever his
|
||
name was) would come out to the counter and say "huh? what? me? no, uh, I
|
||
didn't...wow, no, sorry" and hang up. He got a few of these calls, I'm sure
|
||
he wondered what was going on...
|
||
|
||
#093 PRANK CALLERS. By Richard Payne, Dan Sutton and Israel Silverman.
|
||
|
||
When we had a bunch of kids calling and hanging up, making stupid noises,
|
||
etc.,etc. (always around the same time after school got out), it usually was
|
||
the same time my 2 year-old went for a nap. Of course the calls woke her up.
|
||
It wasn't my house so I was limited to what I could do about it. Amongst the
|
||
piles of toys I spotted a whistle. Just a regular, plastic, cheap-o one.
|
||
Hmmm,I thought. Considering my daughter was up anyway, I waited for the next
|
||
call. It came and so did the crap on the other end. I took a deep breath,
|
||
and blew!('til all the air in my lungs was gone) Then I listened, I swear I
|
||
could hear them shaking their heads on the other end. Later there was this
|
||
woman who'd gotten our number on her phone bill for about 25 calls, she
|
||
called me, and I explained the prank calls to her; she was pissed.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
One night a few years ago I had a couple of teen agers calling repeatedly.
|
||
When they called at about 11:00 pm and started their speil, I said...
|
||
"Hold on a second. I have a caller ID hooked into my computer, and now I
|
||
know where you are calling from. So you had better run to all your doors and
|
||
lock them. Then you better turn on all your lights, and by the way stay away
|
||
from the windows because I am coming over there tonight." The next morning
|
||
they called me back and apologized !
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
One thing to do is talk softly for a few seconds, so that he cups the phone
|
||
in his ear. Then blast.
|
||
|
||
#094 THE BANK BOX. By The Cheshire Cat.
|
||
|
||
My personal favorite is to get a safe deposit box at the branch of the bank
|
||
that fucked you over (which is pretty much ANY bank in the world. It's how
|
||
they make their money, but that's another story). Anyways, get the box, a
|
||
small one will do and put several fish in it, then walk away.
|
||
|
||
After a few days, you can imagine what that place will smell like. Of
|
||
course, the bank will have yer name and number and beg you to remove it.
|
||
Remind them of the cash that was stolen and try to negotiate with them.
|
||
|
||
Eventually, they CAN open the box without yer permission, but it takes a
|
||
while.
|
||
|
||
Ed> The sitution above were that the bank had stolen money from the one
|
||
Ed> seeking revenge.
|
||
|
||
#095 DRIVEBY PAINT-BOMB BOMBARDMENT. By The Last Viking and Andrew Shore.
|
||
|
||
A driveby paint-bomb bombardment; You simply fill up a ballon with paint
|
||
close it and then you can drive by the place and throw the paintballon at
|
||
the mark's house. The smart thing about this revenge is that you can throw
|
||
the ballon over a fence, you don't have to spend a long time at the scenary
|
||
and it is a heck of a job to remove the paint.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
You will probably break at least one balloon all over yourself in the
|
||
process. Get one of those super soaker water guns loaded with paint or brake
|
||
fliud (will that melt the plastic?), or use a wrist rocket and marbles to
|
||
star some windshields.
|
||
|
||
Ed> The revenge was originally aimed at a local car dealer.
|
||
|
||
#096 BAD SERVICE AT RESTURANTS. By Der Jeff and The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
If McDonald's, Wendy's, BK or some other fast-food restaurant has annoyed
|
||
you in some way, return there at night with a bullhorn/megaphone and
|
||
crouch down outside in the bushes behind the talk-box in the drive-thru
|
||
lane. When someone pulls up to place their order, be as rude as possible
|
||
while impersonating the clerk (shout profanities, scream, burp etc.).
|
||
This will hurt the restaurant's business as well as lead to numerous
|
||
complaints from unsuspecting customers.
|
||
|
||
Write a letter to the shop's manager, saying that you were in the drive-thru
|
||
on that particular night and were subjected to this verbal abuse, and "as a
|
||
frequent customer, I no longer feel welcome." This might lead to the manager
|
||
sending you some coupons for free food.
|
||
|
||
--
|
||
|
||
Flashing! Yeah, you heard right. Some people here got slightly irritated by
|
||
the service on one of our resturant. The next day they drove up to the
|
||
window of the resturant, then one of the guys stuck his bare ass out of the
|
||
window. The next they they'd gotten curtains up.
|
||
|
||
#097 ALARM CLOCK. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
I once had an alarm clock that made it sound like WWIII was breaking loose
|
||
everythime it rang. That didn't sit well with me, because I am one of those
|
||
light sleepers (let's just say it was a Christmas present that I wasn't
|
||
quite too happy with) At the same time I had this guy in class who annoyed
|
||
the shit out of me everyday at the university. I saw an oportunity to get
|
||
rid of the alarm bell.
|
||
|
||
Before a big lecture I found his bag unattented (the looser was probably out
|
||
smoking) I sat the alarm for about 30 minutes into the lecture. Then I
|
||
dropped the clock into one of the pockets of his bag. The lecture started
|
||
and there were about 150-160 people in the room, suddenly the boring lecture
|
||
was interrupted by the ringing of the alarm clock. Geez, did he get some
|
||
ugly looks..
|
||
|
||
#098 SCREWING UP A CD. By Stephen J. Weil.
|
||
|
||
If you want to screw up a CD without just smahing it, then try just put it
|
||
into the microwave. About 4 seconds should do the trick. It looks kind of
|
||
neat too.
|
||
|
||
#099 TO HUMILIATE A STOREWORKER. Elaine Ford.
|
||
|
||
Hire a friend (male) to come in the store where your mark work, at the
|
||
busiest time of the day. Have him buy one item...condoms. Have him get in
|
||
your friends line. During checkout, have him say loudly: "I had a great time
|
||
last night (insert jerks name here) honey. Are these the kind you wanted me
|
||
to pick up for later?" If he's not a checker or a bagger, ask a clerk if
|
||
they could just "call the stud he picked up last nite" over the microphone.
|
||
|
||
#100 FUCKING UP A COMPUTER ACCOUNT. By The Last Viking.
|
||
|
||
If your mark has forgot to logout or if you have the password to his
|
||
internet account, then you have a lot of things you can do to fuck up his
|
||
life.
|
||
|
||
First of all, upload a lot of illegal software to a public-domain ftp site.
|
||
This will invoke reactions from the sysop at that site.
|
||
|
||
Post many news articles to newsgroups like alt.test,mist.test etc. The mark
|
||
will get auto replies from the servers that has these groups in the comming
|
||
days.
|
||
|
||
Post an article to rec.pets.cats, telling them how much you enjoy to driver
|
||
over cats. Also post insulting articles to similar groups, like talk.environ-
|
||
ment and such. If this is going to have an effect, then the groups you are
|
||
posting to must be only the serious ones. You can also post gif/jpg pictures
|
||
to serious newsgroups. Cross post on many different newsgroups and post
|
||
pictures that are big and needs to be posted in many parts. Be obnoxious or
|
||
post radical meaning (support of child abuse etc.) or you can simply offer
|
||
people green cards or another product. You can also use the Greek program
|
||
that can be found on WWW (Look in the header of this script)
|
||
|
||
Email his sysadm, tell him that eg. you're ending your studies and that you
|
||
don't need the account anymore. If he's on AOL or NetCom, tell the adm. that
|
||
you're selling your PC.
|
||
|
||
If you have any hacker-scripts/programs, then use them. Try to break in
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||
somewhere or run programs like Cracker.
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Send threatening to people. Tell them you're going to kill them, or that you
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are dreaming of doing so. Maybe you can find a secondary mark that you've
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wanted to get revenge on for a long time. I would not advice sending one to
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the president of US, but I know your mark would be in deep shit if you did.
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Make a bad news forgery. Try to change just a few things like the from line,
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then have a sender line that give the mark's name away. Use root's account
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on the From: line. (See #067).
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Overwrite the quota on the account (If that's possible). Then write
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chmod -R 000 * (makes everything write and read protected). To flood the
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account, you can either download stuff from a ftp site or you can use the
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disc-eater program found on WWW. (http://www.cs.uit.no/~paalde/Revenge/)
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Flood a mailinglist or subscribe to one. The mark will then have to search
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through documentation to find how to unsubscribe. If you flood a
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mailinglist, then I can guarantee there will be trouble.
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But remember one thing, if you're gonna do any of this, then I advice you to
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NOT telnet to the account from your own account. Yet, if you do have to
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telnet to the account, I suggest you find an open telnet terminal (often
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there are terminals with telnet access where you can telnet out without
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writing your own password and username). I advice you to be careful about
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using modem to logon to the account. The best thing is if you can logon to a
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terminal at school, then play for awhile, then get the hell out of there.
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WARNING! Read the alt.revenge FAQ before you do anything stupid on Inet.
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#101 LOST KEYS. By Steve Davis.
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Go to a few locksmiths and collect old dead keys, ones they have no use for.
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Next buy the same number of key tags, the ones you write a name or whatever
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on. Write the name of the target, their phone number and "$10 reward" on
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each tag. Now drop a key in the post office, at the bank, in the street etc.
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The more the merrier.
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