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Stenches For All
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by Kurt Saxon
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Typed by Mach Three from The Weaponeer
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The Sound Barrier 916-758-9540, 9600 Baud
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In these days of fear of offending, people have gotten used to nothing
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but good smells. So when a stench that can move mountains assails the
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pampered nostril, the poor baby just can't deal with it. He she, or it must
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go home, or if already at home, move. A good job done on the family or
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company car gets the vehicle junked.
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I once had an experience with Mercaptan, an oil distillate, when a
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friend threw some into the car of a woman I was staying with (She had
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had his child aborted and he had wanted badly to be a daddy).
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I was awakened by the most horrible odor of garlic and skunks. It
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was hard to trace to its source ad it seemed to be all over the house. I
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finally traced it to her car parked outside in the open air. He'd opened
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the car door, poured about an ounce in the back and closed the door.
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Since it was that strong in the house and outside, from a closed
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car, I wondered if the neighbors would notice. I looked and saw a
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sheriff's car parked at the curb a full block away. I walked down there and
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sure enough, the woman had called the law. Naturally, I didn't know a
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thing, but can you imagine, a full block away?
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As soon as I could I got a pint of it and I don't know of a
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present source but maybe Aardvark has access to it.
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The stuff is so volatile that the bottle I have is dipped in wax
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and stored in a paint can stuffed with paper and the lid banged on tight.
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Even so, a sniff at the can's edge tells me it's still in there.
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I meant to foul a printing corporation in Dallas and hoped to carry
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it in a wax-dipped hypo. The stench came through the plastic and the wax
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something fierce so I couldn't carry it that way. Then I put it in a 4 cc
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vaccine bottle with a rubber cap, the kind hypos are filled from. Not good
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enough. I finally put the vaccine bottle in a 4 oz. glass vitamin bottle filled
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with rubbing alcohol with a tightly screwed on plastic cap. That's what it
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took to block the smell.
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I mean to tell how to make it at home, and should be in the next
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volume.
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The first stench that is easy to make is the smell of rotten eggs. The
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best way to get the smell of rotten eggs is to rot eggs. Break two eggs in a
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jar and add an equal volume of urine. The uric acid gives it that special
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something.
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Stir well and leave the jar uncapped for about 24 hours. Then cap and
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set it in a warm, dark place for a couple weeks. Actually it takes a long time
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for eggs to rot and if the proper bacteria isnt there to settle in it the
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result could be disappointing.
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I had a batch going for a month before it really turned. But when it
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did it was a horrific wonder. Just a sniff made me gag and that room stank
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until the next day, even though I'd only had the jar open for a few
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seconds.
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When the stench is at its height, the next step is to remove the
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solids. Cut a piece of cotton cloth 12 by 16 inches. Take everything outside
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put the cloth across a plate and pour the mess in its middle. Quickly (it'll
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smell worse than any shit you've ever smelled in your life) roll the cloth
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into a loose tube and holding both ends, twist it until all the fluid has
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run into a jar. Any fluid on the plate can also be poured in. Dispose of
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the cloth.
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Rotten meat is another really disgusting smell. Put a quarter pound
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of hamburger in a jar and let it set for 24 hours uncovered. Then break
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it up and cover it with its own volume of water and let it set for a couple
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of weeks with the lid on tight. Refine the finished product the same way as
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with the rotten eggs.
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The same process goes for fish. Rotting fish will drive anyone up
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the wall or out into the street.
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The fact that these stenches can take several weeks to generate
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shouldn't bother you. Actual working time is only a few minutes, and,
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considering the small cost and the effect it has, makes it the cheapest
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way to emotionally devastate an opponent.
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If you mean to dispense the stench with a hypodermic you'll want
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it to be clear of foreign matter so it doesnt clog the needle. For this
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you'll need a coffee filter and holder. Put the filter in the holder over
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a small jar which will accommodate its opening. Help the filter along by
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giving its surface as much room as possible between it and the holder.
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To do this, put toothpicks of straws around the inside of the holder.
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Do all this outside and dont let it set there after its filtered.
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You dont want the smell to be wasted in the open air.
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Aside from just slopping the stench at the target, its best to use a hyp
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o. This will enable you to squirt it, covering a wider area and with less
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chance of being noticed. Also, with the inch long needle, you can squirt it
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into locked buildings through double doors or under the door, into locks, in
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cracks of walls, and all sorts of otherwise inaccessable places. Another way
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is to stick it through backrests of couches, car seats, etc. They have to be
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burned as there is no way to remove the stench.
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If you're going to a bar or theater and anticipate some loud-mouth
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slob, casually walk behind him and squirt some stench on his back. He'll be
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forced to leave.
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Although hypos are the easiest and least noticeable way of delivering
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stenches, if your stench is worth using, the hypo won't block the odor for
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more than a few minutes. You'll need a vaccine bottle to carry it around in.
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These block all but the most volatile stenches, such as Mercaptan. In this
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way, you can carry stenches or poisons around safely and draw them out with
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the hypo just before use.
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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