274 lines
13 KiB
Plaintext
274 lines
13 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#
|
|
#% The Sirius Affairs #1 %#
|
|
#% by %#
|
|
#% Sylex Sirius %#
|
|
#% The Apple Axis Feb. 3, 1986 %#
|
|
#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#
|
|
|
|
|
|
Anarachy : 1. The absence of government 2. Political disorder and violence
|
|
3. disorder; confusion
|
|
|
|
Anarchists : 1. one who believes in anarchism. 2. a promoter of anarchy
|
|
|
|
Anarchism : 1. the theory that all organized government is repressive and
|
|
undesirable 2. resistence to all government
|
|
|
|
ok, Now that we know what an anarchists is we are going to decide if you are
|
|
an anarchist! I've seen those geeks with handles like " Sid 'the anarchist'
|
|
Viscious" but this guys was a dexter! how possibly could he be an anarchist?
|
|
He is lucky the FBA wasn't formed then! (Federal Bureau of Anarchy), They would
|
|
have caught up with him and DESTROYED him! Here is a few question to see if YOU
|
|
are an anarchist!
|
|
|
|
[Answer key at bottom]
|
|
|
|
Multiple Choice
|
|
(1). What is the most effective way of killing someone?
|
|
A. Blowing up thier car when started B. Shooting them with a shotgun
|
|
in the face. C. Poison
|
|
|
|
(2). How do you incite a riot? A. Throw tear gas in the middle of a mob
|
|
at a protest B. Yell out phrases of the cause C. Start a fire
|
|
|
|
(3). How do you achieve a goal? A. By Rules B. anyway you can C. Deciet
|
|
D. both B & C
|
|
|
|
(4). When you see a porsche do you? A. Steel it B. vandalize it C. leave it
|
|
alone
|
|
|
|
(5). What are the rules of driving? A. State law B. there are none
|
|
C. hit anything and everything that won't do damage to you
|
|
|
|
(6). At a party you see a plastered girl, do you A. rape her B. help
|
|
her C. gang-bang her with friends?
|
|
|
|
(7). Your trashin AT&T, when a clerk comes what do you do? A. Run B. Hide
|
|
C. Hit him up for info D. Nail his ass and get his I.D. and CC's
|
|
|
|
(8). When carding hardware where do you send it? A. P.O. Box B. Your house
|
|
C. A neighbor's or vacant house
|
|
|
|
(9). When in computer class, what do you do? A. do assigned work B. Fiddle
|
|
with the insides C. Tap into the main computer
|
|
|
|
(10). How do you effectivly start fires? A. with a match B. a lighter
|
|
C. Gasoline and a lighter D. Napalm
|
|
|
|
|
|
Essays:
|
|
|
|
(1). Describe in 1,000 words or more why you want to be a Anarchists
|
|
|
|
(2). Describe who you completly vandalize a car
|
|
|
|
(3). What does anarchy mean to you?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Answer Key:
|
|
1. B, 2. A, 3. D, 4. B, 5. C, 6. A, 7. D, 8. C, 9. B, 10. D
|
|
|
|
The essay you will have to send to:
|
|
The FBA
|
|
C/O
|
|
Sylex Sirius
|
|
A.M. P.O. Box #2389
|
|
Perth Amboy, NJ.
|
|
08862
|
|
|
|
#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#
|
|
#% This Message was made possible by a federal Grant from THE FBA %#
|
|
#% Remeber the FBA wants you! send all resumes to above address, remember %#
|
|
#% Zip codes speeds the trip! (C)1986 1324,29640 %#
|
|
#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#
|
|
The FBA is a trademark of The Federal Bureau of Anarchy
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#
|
|
#% The Sirius Affairs #2 %#
|
|
#% by %#
|
|
#% Sylex Sirius %#
|
|
#% The Apple Axis - The FBA Feb. 3, 1986 %#
|
|
#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#
|
|
|
|
Websters-
|
|
Rag - to tease or scold
|
|
|
|
Pirate Slang-
|
|
Rag - to destroy your enemy by showing he is a geek/loser/asswipe
|
|
|
|
All of us have enemies, Me, I have several. But HOW do you rag on someone
|
|
right? Well in this textfile we will show you the different ways of ragging on
|
|
enemies [my english teacher would be proud! this essay is just the way she taught it, maybe i should change, don't know!]
|
|
|
|
The 'L0ser' Way -
|
|
Now if your a loser like many of you are, the simplest way for you to rag on
|
|
someone would be too right your own 'Rag list' and upload it to your local AE's
|
|
BUT you guys are a lost cause so I'm not going to waste my time with you
|
|
|
|
Intermediates -
|
|
You guys know more, you should be able to make a graphic screen with fontrix,
|
|
but window in it with krackerjack autograph, and put it on the dos image with
|
|
Pirates signature or u/l it to ae's or in front of pages on a cracked war
|
|
[note: I do not recomend this because you will probably gain more enemies]
|
|
You can also right textfiles and casualy slip in 'YOUR ENEMIES NAME HERE' and
|
|
people will understand......or you can leave messages on bbs, but that won't
|
|
circulate much.
|
|
|
|
Well enough with your guys on to high class
|
|
|
|
Real Pirates/crackers -
|
|
These guys but class into there work, boot up your old Capt. Goonight see the
|
|
two guys hanging from the trees? I think there names are Six Pack and the
|
|
Torch? don't remember, but that is the best way, if you can do it, and can
|
|
crack the newest games and also be smart enough to put it in. Do any of you
|
|
remember Sammy Lightfoot Killer? Well one time i got a program like that but
|
|
the programmer made it eight different ways to kill his enemy. Also in certain
|
|
games, the crackers might have put in special cntrl char. so you will see a rag
|
|
list.
|
|
|
|
Now remember there is a certain knack to ragging on people.
|
|
EX.
|
|
|
|
Geek: th|s l0zer is a gAy HoMoSeXuAl!, and 0nly kn0wz Bas|c and I'm |<00l!!!
|
|
|
|
As a expert would call his enemy:
|
|
|
|
Pirate: He is a feeble minded bafoon, and as inadequate programming skills.
|
|
|
|
See how smarter and civilized the second makes you look? be honest, which would
|
|
you rather be? and ignoramus? (for the people with I.Q's less then 100 it's
|
|
what you are! dumb!) or a guy that looks like he knows what he is doing?
|
|
|
|
And yes know what you are saying, one time this girl was TRYING to make fun of
|
|
me on a war board, she called me a HomoSapien, and i said thank you, she was
|
|
dumbfounded! she made a fool out of her self because she didn't know what she
|
|
was saying, I mean how DUMB can you BE?
|
|
|
|
#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#
|
|
#% The FBA (C)1986 in juction with the Apple Axis and Sylex Sirius %#
|
|
#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#%#
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
:........................................................................:
|
|
: Sirius Affair #3 - Terrorism :
|
|
: The Apple Axis - The F.B.A. Feb. 9-11, 1986 :
|
|
:........................................................................:
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ok, I just watched Under Seige, it took two years for that? big deal,
|
|
it was a piece of shit......now here's how you do terrorism the USA way!
|
|
|
|
|
|
First get a dedicate group of people. ok get together and decide on some
|
|
targets, for the sake of this text file we will pick Bambergers, Quick Check,
|
|
and a Computer store. Plan what you are going to do, so no mistakes will be
|
|
done. If your really into this, get some money together and buy four or five
|
|
non-firing Uzi's from the sharper image (they make sounds and the shells will
|
|
fall out) this will make it look real good! Now that you have guns make some
|
|
firebombs [take a couple of empty wine bottles fill them with gasoline, take
|
|
soaked raggs and fit them in the nozzle and presto! instant fire bomb], okay to
|
|
make it look like a terrorist group, we watch the news and find ou what there
|
|
stiles are and try to copy them (accept for killing yourselfs that the one
|
|
exception, a good terrorist is a live one) and look at there close, try to
|
|
dress like them.
|
|
Now your ready for the hit, we'll take babmbergers first since it's the
|
|
biggest, hop in your car and drive to it, stop right in front of the doors and
|
|
have one person check if anyone is coming, wait for there signal and go full
|
|
blast through the doors and get out and start firing! go to the cash registers
|
|
and get the money, light a few fire bombs and throw them were nobody id, and
|
|
get out and away fast! before the cops can get there, the stupid security
|
|
guards won't mess with people who have uzi's (supposedly). back up and drive
|
|
away.
|
|
Ok your at the Quick check, ram them to and fire all over, get the cash
|
|
register and some food for your party later, and some VHS tapes and the display
|
|
VCR (most quick checks have them), take the TV too, what the fuck! no get out
|
|
quick and go to computer store, but bring bags.
|
|
You ram the computer store, take a person and hold the uzi's to his head
|
|
yelling some arabic or Middle east sounding words (makes them think that it
|
|
wasn't teenagers from america) and put everyone in a room and lock it now, get
|
|
the cash register AND the little pink slips that have CC on them! now, hit the
|
|
place with everything you got, clean them out of stock (maybe you should rent a
|
|
truck) and fire bombs the place after you let the people out.
|
|
ok, should said this before, rent a Ryder or some kind of truck with false
|
|
I.D. and after your finihed go to a cliff or deeep lake and drive it into or
|
|
off of. I suggest you blow the truck up by driving off a cliff with your close
|
|
and all in it (except the cargo witch you accidently left at your garage) and
|
|
blow the remaining fire bombs and the gas tank. need i remind you to wear
|
|
gloves at all times. keep the uzi's for sentimental reason but don't let anyone
|
|
see them! Now go to the garage, open the food you stole sort the money and pick
|
|
slips out and give each person the same amount of computer parts and trade, or
|
|
play poker. while watching the XXX movies you stole on the ho VCR and TV. The
|
|
person whos garage your in keeps them and watch the news for any local
|
|
happening such as strange men terrorizing you town.......
|
|
|
|
:.....................................................................:
|
|
: Sylex Sirius (C)1986 no rights reserved.. :
|
|
: The Apple Axis The F.B.A :
|
|
:.....................................................................:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
$%$%%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%
|
|
%$ Sirius Affair #4 - Trashing $%
|
|
%$ by $%
|
|
%$ Sylex Sirius $%
|
|
%$ The Apple Axis - The F.B.A Feb. 18, 1986 $%
|
|
%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%
|
|
|
|
I just came back from trashing AT&T, since they decided to build thier
|
|
headquarters in my town and are now installing thier computer and testing them,
|
|
we decided to hot them, we found lots of printouts, chips (yes, but probably
|
|
broken), and manuals that were thrown out......I'm writing this to tell you,
|
|
that you too, can get this stuff FREE from AT&T or local bell
|
|
And you have most of the equipment at home:
|
|
1) Crow Bar
|
|
2) Wire cutturs
|
|
3) bags
|
|
4) a Car
|
|
5) about six kids
|
|
6) guts
|
|
7) Flashlights
|
|
|
|
ok now that you have all that you need cloths, basic black or blue with NO
|
|
white and gloves, cover your faces with shoe polish.
|
|
|
|
Ok now that you are all set hop in the car and drive around back, make the
|
|
driver stay in the car, and the rest proceed to the fence (usauly there is one)
|
|
and cut a little whole for all to fit through, now send the fattest kid around
|
|
front to act as a guard in case someone comes he can run and warn everyone
|
|
else. Now take the crow bar and shove it under the corner of the dumpsters
|
|
cover and wedge up (they are putting locked covers at night) and boost the two
|
|
smallest up into he dumpster, they throw whatever they can find that looks
|
|
decent and the two remaining kids put them in bags and throw them over the
|
|
fence and go back for more. For the kids inside, look for hardcover books,
|
|
manuals, parts, and printouts, and if your lucky, you might find regular paper
|
|
that someone scribbled codes onto.
|
|
|
|
Now if the guards do come shut the lid as best as you cans, telling the kids
|
|
inside to dig under (the guards won't look anyway and if they do it will be a
|
|
second, so there safe) now climb through the fence and take the bags to the car
|
|
and drive away, go around the block and wait, then one of you go and get the
|
|
two kids or whatever.
|
|
|
|
Now that your are all safe, wasn't that fun? well now we search through the
|
|
junk watching TV and drinking....this is perhaps the best part because you are
|
|
all excited and thrilled at what you got!!
|
|
|
|
$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$
|
|
$% (C) 1986 Disclaimer: What Dumpster? %$
|
|
$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$%$
|
|
|