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86 lines
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#% The Sirius Affairs #1 %#
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#% Sylex Sirius %#
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#% The Apple Axis Feb. 3, 1986 %#
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Anarachy : 1. The absence of government 2. Political disorder and violence
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3. disorder; confusion
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Anarchists : 1. one who believes in anarchism. 2. a promoter of anarchy
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Anarchism : 1. the theory that all organized government is repressive and
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undesirable 2. resistence to all government
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ok, Now that we know what an anarchists is we are going to decide if you are
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an anarchist! I've seen those geeks with handles like " Sid 'the anarchist'
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Viscious" but this guys was a dexter! how possibly could he be an anarchist?
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He is lucky the FBA wasn't formed then! (Federal Bureau of Anarchy), They would
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have caught up with him and DESTROYED him! Here is a few question to see if YOU
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are an anarchist!
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[Answer key at bottom]
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Multiple Choice
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(1). What is the most effective way of killing someone?
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A. Blowing up thier car when started B. Shooting them with a shotgun
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in the face. C. Poison
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(2). How do you incite a riot? A. Throw tear gas in the middle of a mob
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at a protest B. Yell out phrases of the cause C. Start a fire
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(3). How do you achieve a goal? A. By Rules B. anyway you can C. Deciet
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D. both B & C
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(4). When you see a porsche do you? A. Steel it B. vandalize it C. leave it
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alone
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(5). What are the rules of driving? A. State law B. there are none
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C. hit anything and everything that won't do damage to you
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(6). At a party you see a plastered girl, do you A. rape her B. help
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her C. gang-bang her with friends?
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(7). Your trashin AT&T, when a clerk comes what do you do? A. Run B. Hide
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C. Hit him up for info D. Nail his ass and get his I.D. and CC's
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(8). When carding hardware where do you send it? A. P.O. Box B. Your house
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C. A neighbor's or vacant house
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(9). When in computer class, what do you do? A. do assigned work B. Fiddle
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with the insides C. Tap into the main computer
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(10). How do you effectivly start fires? A. with a match B. a lighter
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C. Gasoline and a lighter D. Napalm
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Essays:
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(1). Describe in 1,000 words or more why you want to be a Anarchists
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(2). Describe who you completly vandalize a car
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(3). What does anarchy mean to you?
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Answer Key:
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1. B, 2. A, 3. D, 4. B, 5. C, 6. A, 7. D, 8. C, 9. B, 10. D
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The essay you will have to send to:
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The FBA
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C/O
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Sylex Sirius
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A.M. P.O. Box #2389
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Perth Amboy, NJ.
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08862
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#% This Message was made possible by a federal Grant from THE FBA %#
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#% Remeber the FBA wants you! send all resumes to above address, remember %#
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#% Zip codes speeds the trip! (C)1986 1324,29640 %#
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The FBA is a trademark of The Federal Bureau of Anarchy
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