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--> How to have fun at school <--
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By: Walkon - 201-575-4010
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Temple of the Un-Dead
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General - Files - Section
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This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as
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I do... Your first day of school you should bring the following items, to
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insure a prosperous school year:
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1) Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
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2) 3 tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)
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3) Pennies (about $1.00 worth)
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4) Baloons (small sized for convieniance)
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5) Mirror (small hand held)
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6) Liquid soap
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7) Lighter, (matches as alternat)
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8) Firecrackers (ladyfingers are great)
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9) Screwdrivers and other tools (small)
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10) Small squeezable bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)
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11) Wire (10-20 ft)
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12) Tape recorder mic. (batter operated pref.)
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13) Ziplock baggies
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14) Half of an orange
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15) Ligth bulb (75 watts and over are great)
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This will do for now... Some of the cool things to do are, take the
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pennies and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch the custodians
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try to get 'em off). (this also looks good with silver dollars glued to the
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fire alarm (so it goes off when the custodian attempts to remove the coin)
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and to a door someplace.... (principals preferably))
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Another thing to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunson burner
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(in chem) and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will
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guarantee you will know when the coin is picked up... While your using the
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bunson burner, fill your little squeeze bottle with gas, then cap it tight
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and put it in your pocket... later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the
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bottle, use a cigarette as a fuse extension, then put it in the bathroom,
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and get to class fast... (gas and glue make a nice flame)...
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While your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door, and
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when the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a
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nice little surprise...
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Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when
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no one is in the room, take off the speaker cover on the pa system, and
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hook 2 wires from it, to your mic. ( then into your locker) This is good
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for getting your friends out of classes... Just ask for them... (use your
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tools for that one, and try to be neat about it)...
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Now for your mirror, you can use this for getting your, uh...
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"Friends" locker combanation.... after you get that, take that little
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baggie you got, and put the orange in it... let it sit for a week or
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four, then open the baggie, and place it in your friends locker... I
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can guarentee he/she will love it...
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Another thing that is fun to do, is, Take a penny, and glue
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it over the key hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes
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out, thus he has to truck around all day in his gym stuff, (unless
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you rent him your screwdriver to pry the penny off)
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Ballons are fun to play with in chem lab, fill them with the
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gas that you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the
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baloon tight, and drop it out the window to the burnouts below, you
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know, the ones that are always smoking, they love to pop baloons with
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light cigaretts.... get the picture? Good...
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Those fountain pens are cool, because if you make a slight jerking
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motion with your hand, ink squirts all over the room, (or person, what ever
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your aiming at) It is a good idea not to let the teachers know you have one of
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those, it makes it too easy to find out who did it when theres ink all over the
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principals face... (or on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)
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Liquid soap is great for use in crowded hallways, it turns everybody
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into a ice skating star, (works especially well when people come in from the
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rain)... If your school is anything like the one I goto, people never flush the
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toiletts, A little liquid soap in here makes for a nice surprise, I mean, what
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happens when the soap is not flushed out of the toilett, and the suds are'nt
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flushed out either? The janitors have a really good time trying to figure out
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that one... (glue a quarter in one of the urinals, always ane)... Turn off the
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water under the sinks too... Getting back to the soap, it is also good on the
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hand railings in hallways and on steps, If you mix perfume with it, some poor
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grub has to have that stench on him all day....
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I shall go into more depth at a later date, so look for a new
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volume coming to a bbs near you... This was: How to have fun at school
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part 1, (By: Walkon) Part 2 will be written as soon as I have some more
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time...
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---===>>> WALKON <<<===---
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------ SYSOP: TEMPLE OF THE UN-DEAD
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201 - 575 - 4010
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GENERAL FILES SECTION
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School Fun Number: //
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By - Walkon / Sysop
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Temple of the Un-Dead
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201 - 575 - 4010
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If you have'nt yet seen part I of this phile, I suggest you do so, for it is
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definatly one of a kind. I shall start off with some of the cool aspects of a
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school cafeteria. As most of you know, this is not a very nice place, or at
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least it's not very nice in my school., you have to get out there and catch the
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food before it gets away... but in any case...
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1) School Cafeterias: In this ever growing world of terrorism, and practical
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jokes, you should learn the basic methids and uses of ketchup. This red stuff
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that they use to cover the mold on the french-fries, makes a nice stain on
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peoples clothing. So... take a few packets of ketchup, and during phys. Ed.
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you take the pack and put little holes in it, then put it in someones back
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pocket, (preferably white pants), do this while they are out in the gym, and
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you are alone in the locker room... It's a gas when they get up after pulling
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their pants on and there 'Bleeding...'...
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2) Marbles are very cool... especially glass ones and steel ones, what you do
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is, get into your 'Friends' locker and (if he/she has a shelf) take a book and
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brace it up at an angle, and leave them alot of marbles to play with... so when
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they open their locker, they should have no problem watching them spill all
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over the floor... then they get little questions like 'Hey man, did you loose
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all your marbles?' and 'Is this a throw back to your child hood?'. This is
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even better when they have to go out in the middle of a class period and when
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all the marbles fall out he has teachers all over him asking 'What do you think
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your doing?' and the ever popular 'Wheres your pass?'...
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3) You can improve on the marbles scheme by using water/perfume filled baloons
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or plastic baggies. 'Cause, howd you like to go around smelling like a flower
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all day long (if your a boy), if your a girl, then your a wet flower... your
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'Friend' walks down the hallway 'Squish. Squish Squish' from all the water in
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their sneakers...
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4) Do any of your parents have old contact lens fluid bottles? (small) If so
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then your in luck... if you fill these with water and walk down a crowded hall
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you can have alot of fun... Spray your victem so it looks like he/she took a
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leak in thier pants... in a crowded hall-way, the'll never notice till someone
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says.. 'Hey, Professor Leaky... Turn off the faucets...'... If you want to
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be even meaner, then you can take the bottle and fill it with the juices from
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a rotten egg.. now its' one thing to piss in your pants, but if you go around
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smelling like rotten eggs all day, whew... I can almost guarntee a suspension
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or a free trip home... (very embarrasing)...
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5) During your free period, goto a pay phone and call the front office, and
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have your victem paged to the front office... tell the front office that you
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are the boy/girls father and your coming to pick them up for an emergency
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doctors appointment... and to go and get his/her books... then they sit in
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the front office for 1/2 an hour, (and miss class).. then they say ' Hey,
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did you and some of your friends pull this stunt so you wouldnt have to goto
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class?!?!?!.. Goto the principals office NOW!' Good 'eh?
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6) Heres some fun to have at the library... goto the magazine rack and
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replace the Sports Ill. and the other widely read magazines with Playboy and
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some of the others... (rip off the Sports. Ill. cover and put Playboy inside)
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You should see the expressions on the girls faces when they open that sucker
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up... (or on the teachers faces)...
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7) Hide a cheap radio ($3.00 things that you get from radio shack (am)) and
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set it to blast when the locker is opend. (set it on some queer station) To
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set the wiring up.. Open up the radio and disconnect one of the wires going
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to the switch, turn the switch on. Now take the wire you just disconnected and
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run it to another switch, and a wire from the other end of that switch to the
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old switch... now tape the switch into the locker in a way that whenever the
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locker is opend, the switch will go on, and whenever the door closes, the
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switch will go off... this is embarrasing, especially when you cant find the
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radio to turn it off...
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Well, I have coverd just a few more aspects of life in a school... so I
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will be signing off now... call my bbs at: 201-575-4010, and keep those
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teachers/students hopping... and look for.. yes I will... PART /// coming
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soon to a terminal near you...
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---===>>> WALKON <<<===---
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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[> School Fun Part /// <]
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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[> By: Walkon ------- <]
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[> 201 - 575 - 4010 <]
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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I can safely presume that most of you have seen at least one of my files, so
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you know what you are getting in this file... I have thought this file out
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fairly hard so it should be of semi-decent quality...
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Have you ever noticed that the water fountains in schools have two holes in
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them (for the water to come out of)... I have no idea why they are there...
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(maybe some one put them there for us to put to some GOOD use), take some
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chewing gum and plug up the bottom hole, this is great because that forces the
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water out of the top hole at HIGH PRESSURE thus getting alot of people wet
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(espoecially the person getting the drink)... to give you an estimat of how
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much power there is, in our school, the auto shop ceiling is about 20 ft up,
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and when the gum is in place the water hits the ceiling (if it wasnt there it
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continue another 5 to 10 feet...)
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You people have all seen those little (dont get me wrong, I dont play with
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these things (too much)) toy pellet guns that shoot the little yellow plastic
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BB's... well, these are good in the hallways between classes (or out the
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windows at the people that are cutting classes) just be carefull not to hit
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people in the eyes... (un-less it is intentional)
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I dont know if this is standard in all schools (I suppose this will pertain
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to some of you), you may have these long 'Airconditioner/Heaters' (they never
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work) BUT... in our school these heaps of junk have a small opening for a
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5/32 Allen key, these are usefull for turning off the cold air in the winter
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and turning it on in the warmer months...)
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Hey, you all go into food stores or hardware stores at one time or another,
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you know the vending machines (that dispense gum or other junk), well, where
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I work, they have just installed one filled with little containers of 'SLIME'
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so? What does this have to do with school? Well, this stuff is FUN in the halls
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and the cafeteria... This stuff is very annoying when you get it down your
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back... And speaking of backs...
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Itching powder is fun... (especialy if theres someone in front of you in a
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class or two that you dont like..) just dump a little of this down there back.
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WHAT? You dont have any... well, as I said before, I work in a hardware store
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and I can tell you for a FACT that the fiberglass in isulation itches ALL DAY!
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all you have to do is get some insulation and shake it out onto a peice of
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newspaper (tear it up a little if you have to) and soon you will have a small
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pile of shards of fiberglass.. put it into a small baggie or film container,
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and keep it in class with you... NOTE: Use gloves when you do this... this WILL
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drive you insane by the end of the day if you get any into your hands...
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Do you have any dead animals laying around? A dead rat or some animal you
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have scraped up off the road? If not you should have one... you take them into
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the bathrooms at school and lift off the top (exposing the flush mechanism) and
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you insert the animal into there... if it's warm, and moist then this animal
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will start to rot, and smell extreamly bad... you may get lucky (if they cant
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find it) you MAY even get a day off from school while they look for it...
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Hey, if your school has a computer classroom that has a small multi-plexer
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(so the teacher can see what you are doing)... well.. have some fun.. change
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the cabels around so the teacher does not know who she is looking at (or you
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can make your terminal the master terminal (hahah))
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Ok people, I have again pointed out some more of the more interesting aspects
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of school life... and I may possibly come out with a School Fun IV ( I have a
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LOT of ideas... but I want to get the good ones out first... ) Oh, By the way
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I am planning to come out with a 'Guide to Terrorist Activities' and if your a
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Fed thats reading this... no I am not crazy, just a good U.S. citizen, and when
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you think about what Quadaffi said (about comeing to fight US, right in OUR OWN
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streets... I feel that we should know a little more about how these people
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think, and how to combat them...)
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Ok dudes... look for some more files from me soon... (your best bet is to
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call my bbs and see if I have any new ones on my list... (they usualy appear
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on my list first... hmmm... I wonder why???))
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\\/\//
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\/\/alkon - Sysop of: Temple of the Un-Dead
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-----------------------[ 201 - 575 - 4010 ]
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es ALL DAY!
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all you have to do is get some insulation and shake it out onto a peice of
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newspaper (tear it up a little if you have to) and soon you will have a small
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pile of sha |