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|_____|at |_|rax
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|he / / / / \ \ \ \
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/ ___ / \ ___ \
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/ / / / \ \ \ \
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/_/ /_/ackin' \_\ \_\oodlums
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|D
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| resents.......
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|___/ |___/ \ ^ / |__| |
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| huking | holks \/ \/ith | | |one
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that's....{Phucking Pholks With A Fone}
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(c) June 19, 1985 by: The Hackin' Hoodlums
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[+] Definitions [+]
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^^^^^^^^^^^
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Phuking:[fuh-king]:verb--1] The act of annoying, 2] Slang, [you know!]
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Pholks:[fohlk-s]:noun--1] Ordinary, average citizens
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Fone:[foh-n]:noun--1] An object [ab]used to communicate between one
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person and another
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[+] Devices [+]
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^^^^^^^
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Devices needed to phuk [annoy] pholks [people] with a fone [object] are:
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1] A fone [preferably DTMF {touch-tone}]
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<+> Optional: <+>
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1] Apple Cat Modem
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2] "Distort" program
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3] The new "Beige Box"
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4] A person w/vioce of an adult [preferably NOT an adult]
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[+] Simple "fone phuking" [+]
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1] Simply find the fone number of someone, be it: an enemy, a friend, a
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random person, an operator, a jerk, a politician, someone in the public
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eye, or whatever.
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2] Dial their number.
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3] Now you may choose one of the conversations:
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| FP - Fone phuker |
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| LP - Loser person |
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+---------------------+
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Call Kentuky Phried Chiken, and say...
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FP: Excuse me, but if you don't mind my asking, how big are your breasts?
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Call anyone, and say...[preferably adult vioce]
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LP: Hello.
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FP: Hi, I'm from the Maytag company, and I am taking a survey concerning
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refrigerators. Would you mind if I asked a few simple questions?
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LP: No. [hopefully!]
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FP: Thank you. First, to start off with, is your refrigerator running?
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I'm sorry, but a mandatory question of ours.
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LP: Well, yes, of course.
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FP: THEN YA BETTER GO CATCH IT! HA, HA, HA!
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...an oldie, but not really a goodie.
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LP: Hello.
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FP: Hello, I'm not sure about this number, but is there a John at this
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residence?
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LP: No, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
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FP: WELL THEN HOW THE PHUK DO YOU TAKE A SHIT?!@? HA, HA, HA!
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...an oldie, but I had to revive it.
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And now for the good stuph! Here's one I thought-up a while ago...
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LP: Hello.
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FP: Help me. Please help me!
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now, I've had a couple REALLY fall for this one, but don't expect
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everyone to....usually women around 30-45. This is a close-to-accurate
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reproduction of one of the best go-'rounds...[FP said in almost crying,
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drawn-out manner...]
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LP: Oh my! What happened? Where are you?
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FP: I took a buncha pills. Can you help me? Pleeaase???
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LP: How long ago did you take them?
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FP: I don't know...I don't know....I feel awwful...
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LP: Do you need an ambulance?
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FP: Pleeaase help meee...
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LP: I can't unless you answer some questions. Where are you? [getting
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phrustrated!]
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FP: I'm at a party somewhere...I can barely hear you, soo many people
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are talking to mee at once....
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LP: Where?
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FP: I dooon't knoww...
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LP: Oh my! Stay right there! Don't move, I'll call an ambulance if you
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tell me where you are!
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[You can cut it off now.....or keep going!...]
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FP: HA, HA!! SUCKER! WHAT A SHITHEAD!!! LOZER!! HA, HA!!
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It seems cruel, but who carez??!!?? It's quite a laff!!!
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Another favorite of mine to do to someone you hate indirectly. You post
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on all the rad boards and AE's that this guys got a 25 meg. BBS with
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on-line AE, Cat-Fur, and Cat-send, it's 300/1200 [and maybe 2400!] baud.
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Spruce it up and put his number on it! Like:
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Call!:> The Wealthy Mans Warez BBS
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[123][456][789] <- jerk's number!
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40 meg.! 300/1200/2400 Baud!
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4 ports linked with a multiplexer!
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BBS/Cat-Fur/Cat-Send/AE!
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No time limit!
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And best of all....it's....FREE!!!!
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Guaranteed calls here!
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Another way to get the guy is to write a simple program that will keep
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calling his number. Run it all nite! That's a simple killer with guaran-
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teed results!
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[+] More advanced pranking [+]
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/> Distort & an Apple Cat <\
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With the use of an Apple Cat modem and a program called Distort, by
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William The Kracker, one is able to reeaalllyy phuk pholks over!
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The program distorts a persons voice who is talking through the
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handset into the Cat. The program can make the person sound like: a
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robot, Mickey Mouse, they're underwater, or an alien. As you might have
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guessed already, it can be quite phun.
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I like to use it quite often. When I call a phriends house and ask to
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see if they're there and parent/relative replies that they aren't, I say,
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"Thank you, bye" with my voice distorted like a robot or something [I'd
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love to hear what they say afterwards I hang-up!]
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Another good time to use it is when you're a freshmen. When I was a
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freshmen, seniors and such would chase the "frosh" in an attempt to throw
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us in a certain lake. Well, one day I was hangin' around school when a
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band of sophomores ["wise fools" in Greek!] tried to throw us in a car and
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dump us in the lake. They didn't get me [whew!], but got some of the
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others. That night, one of the "others" was at my house. We hauled out the
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Cat and started calling 'em all with our voices distorted as if we were
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underwater! I still wish I could have heard them when I hung-up... Well,
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enough stories [I know you're bored!], on to some more pholk phuking!
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/> Beige Boxes <\
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Well, it seems the newest thing in boxes is this new-fangled Beige Box.
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It seems, [though I don't have one, heck, how many of you have a Bell
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Switching System?] this Beige Box can allow you to call the operator and
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not get traced! Pretty "!<00L", eh? Another thing you can do is listen
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in on people's conversations! Wow! Wouldn't that be neat, listen to some
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good stuph, and then break in! Like:
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| JU - Junkie |
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| DE - Dealer |
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| YO - You |
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JU: You got my 2 kilo.'s of Coke, man?? \
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DE: The shipment comes in tomorrow. > You're listening!
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It's at the shipyards. /
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YO: WOW! THAT'S NEAT! I'M TELLIN' THE COPS, HA, HA!!!!
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So, if in doubt while in the act of phuking someone over on the fone,
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just remember, tell 'em [at-Trax sent ya!!
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Try and phuk us up by calling this number and gettin' yourself a pwrd!:
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\ ___ . . . . /
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\ |he |-|acker's |-|ideout /
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> [206]--[265]--[MEOW] <____________________________
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/ 300->1200 Baud Tele-Cat >>-} Soon to be H.B.B.S.!! >
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/__________________________________________________________/
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=-==-= [] [] [] []
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[] []==[] []==[] as of: 06/19/1985 are:
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[]he [] []ackin' [] []oodlums
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. _ ___
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|_eader: |_at-|rax
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|_o-|_eader: |-ingers
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/\gents: ___ ___
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-------> |he Spartan /\/\r. DOS |he /\larm
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-------> |he Raven |erminator |_umpy
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_ ___ . . . . _ _
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|_opyright 1985 by: |he |-|ackin' |-|oodlum Press, _|_nc. |