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* School Stoppers Vol. 2 #'s 21-40 *
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* Written by: *
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* Cosmic(*)Charlie *
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* & *
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* (*>The Doctor<*) *
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21. Throw out the teacher and decide for yourselves what, how, why you want
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to learn. Spread the action to other classes and other schools, this happened
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in Paris back in 1968.
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22. Have gigantic coughing and sneezing fits in class or in assemblies.
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23. Find out your teacher's and principal's addresses and go there at night
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and spray anti-school slogans on their walls.
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24. Rub glue, lipstick, vasiline, or shit on the doorknobs of the officies of
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the headmasters, principals, or on theteachers toilets.
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25. Pick up some dog training liquid at a pet store (it smells like concentrat
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ed piss) and if you can't figure out what to do with that then shouldn't be read
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ing this.
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26. Intercept the teacher's mail. Pass around, copy anything confidential or
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interesting.
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27. Impersonate angry parents phoning up the school. Try complaining that a na
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sty teacher has been having sex with little Johnny.
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28. Don't go to school. Sick notes are no problem to copy. Think of better w
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ays to spend your time.
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29. Make a super stink bomb out of hydrogen-sulfide and put it in the school's
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ventalation system. This has cleared schools for days.
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30. If your school has suspended ceilings (that is ceilings composed of rectan
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gles or squares that can be pushed up) you can put dead fish or anything else ab
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ove them. Or try dead fish in a disused locker and glue up the lock.
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31. When you get the staff totally neurotic and parannoyed, put out notes and
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hints that "Tuesday is the day."
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32. With a new teacher change names in roll call, so that he/she can never fig
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ure out who everyone is.
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33. Get your school library a subscription to any underground/anarchist/sex or
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iented newspaper and insist that they make it availible to pupils.
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34. Get school note paper and type out letters to teachers fireing or suspendi
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ng them. Soon they won't know what to believe.
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35. Do some revolutionary wall spraing. Recipe.. Spray cans or paint and brus
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h, look out, a little imagination and courage. Write your favorite slogan on wa
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lls, billboards, blackboards, floors, etc. A stencil is nice though it limits s
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ize. Best where gloves or you will get tell-tale paint on your hands.
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36. Copy and hand out a sheet with the names and house phone numbers of teache
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rs on it. Now people can ring up anytime if punishments don't stop. Say 3a.m.
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for instance, say you're the mafia or keep sending police, plumbers, coffins, et
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c. to their house.
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37. Get hold of a film to be shown at school, and splice in bits of your own m
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aking, then return it unnoticed. Wizard wheezes for technical wizards, like bug
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ging the teachers toilets and hooking up the results to the school loudspeaker s
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ystem.
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38. Clog up all drains with clay, paper, etc., then flush all toilets and turn
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on all taps. Instant swimming pool.
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39. Stick up anonymous posters around the school.
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40. Always carry an awl (available at any hardware store) or sharpined screwdr
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ivers. Puncture teachers tires by pushing through the sidewall (it goes through
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eaisly) while pretending to tie your shoelace. Practice at night on the tires
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of any rich car. Do at least two tires so that the spare doesn't help. For rea
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l nasties and cops, army, and polititians, add sugar and/or sand to the gas tank
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. The claw of a hammer will remove most locked gas caps, or use your awl and ha
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mmer, tap a hole in the gas tank, light and run.
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Written by:
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(*>The Doctor<*)
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&
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Cosmic(*)Charlie
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A CLUB DEAD PRODUCTION (C)OPYWRONG 1985
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