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* HOW TO BREAK INTO A CAR *
* BY *
* !ZORON! *
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DISCLAIMER:
THIS TEXT IS FOR PURELY INFORMATIVE PURPOSES AND DOES NOT
IMPLY THAT I BREAK INTO CARS. ALSO IF YA GET BUSTED IT
AIN'T MY FAULT AND ALL THAT OTHER B.S.!
EQUIPMENT:
A BLACK WIRE HANGER
SOME BLACK ELECTRICAL TAPE
A PAIR OF PLIERS
SOME DARK CLOTHES (DON'T RECOMMEND IT DURING DAY TIME OPERATIONS)
A FLASHLIGHT
GLOVES (NO FINGERPRINTS, BETTER PARANOID THEN SORRY!)
A BAG FOR THE ABOVE
PROCEDURE:
TAKE THE HANGER AND BEND IT SO YOU GET IT INTO THIS FORM:
X 1 X ^
X X |
X X |
X 2 X |
X X |
X X ------- ABOUT TEN INCHES
X X |
X X |
X X X |
XX XX |
TRIM OFF THE EXTRA WIRE AND TAPE IT AT POINTS 1 AND 2.
THERE YOU KNOW HAVE YOUR TOOL TO BREAK INTO THE CAR,
IT IS KNOWN AS A SLIM JIM.
USE:
TAKE YOUR SLIM JIM AND FIND A SECLUDED CAR (ITS BETTER
AT NIGHT, BUT YOU CAN DO IT DURING TTHE DAY AS WELL, IF YOU
ARE GOOD AND KNOW JUST THE WAY TO PICK THE CAR.) WALK
UP TO IT CASUALLY AND LIFT THE BLACK RUBBER NEAR THE
WINDOW BUT IF YOU ARE FEELING VIOLENT JUST RIP IT OFF WITH
THE PLIERS!
INSERT YOUR SLIM JIM BETWEEN THE BLACK RUBBER AND THE
WINDOW, JUST DIRECTLY ABOVE THE LOCK TO THE DOOR. INSERT
IT UNTIL YOU HEAR THE LOCK/UNLOCK LEVER MOVE DOWN AND CLICK
THEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!
IF YOU ARE HAVING A HARD TIME LOOK INTO THE CRACK WITH
A FLASHLIGHT TO FIND WHERE THE LEVER TO LOCK/UNLOCK IS.
ON A HONDA ACCORD IT LOOKS LIKE THIS (TOP VIEW):
--------------- WINDOW ------------------
****** LEVER FOR DOOR OPENER ****
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###### LEVER FOR LOCK/UNLOCK ####
::::::::::::: BLACK RUBBER ::::::::::::::::::
THE LOCK/UNLOCK LEVER IS LOCKED WHEN IT IS UP AND
UNLOCKED WHEN IT IS DOWN. ON MOST NEW CARS IT IS THE SAME
EVEN FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE LOCK LATCH ON THE INSIDE OF THE
CAR. THE REASON I USE A HANGER INSTEAD OF A PIECE OF SHEET
METAL IS BECAUSE YOU CAN ALTER THE HANGER A LOT EASIER!
IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 5 SECONDS ONCE YOU GET GOOD AT THIS
YOU CAN START USING YOUR NEW TOY IN MALLS AND PARKING LOTS.
BENEFITS:
OBVIOUS BENEFITS ARE THAT YOU CAN GET A LOT OF STUFF FOR
FREE! YOU CAN GET TAPES, STEREOS, MONEY, RADAR DETECTORS AND
INFORMATION (THAT'S WHY YOU BRING A BAG!) IN JUST 5 SECONDS.
ALSO MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU COULD USE THIS TO OPEN UP THE
MAINTENANCE VANS FOR THE TELEPHONE COMPANY. GET EVERYTHING
YA CAN CARRY OFF FROM THEM.
OTHER USES CAN ALLOW YOU TO HOT WIRE A CAR (MORE IN
ANOTHER FILE.), ALLOW YOU TO BUG IT, OR HELP YOU TO GET
YOUR KEYS (THAT YOU LOCKED IN THE CAR) SO YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LOOK LIKE AN ASS LOOKING FOR HELP.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET CAUGHT:
FIRST OFF DON'T COME TO ME! IF YOUR COOL ABOUT IT AND
NOT IN TOO A STICKY SITUATION , I.E. YOU JUST GOT IN THE CAR,
YOU COULD SAY:
" YOU ARE JUST GETTING A TAPE (OR WHATEVER YOUR
STEALING) FOR A FRIEND."
" YOU FRIEND LOCKED HIS KEYS IN THE CAR AND YOU ARE
GETTING THEM."
" THE LIGHTS WERE ON AND THE CAR WAS UNLOCKED, SO YOU
SHUT THEM OFF."
" IT'S MY CAR, AND THANK YOU FOR HARRASSING ME OFFICER!"
REMEMBER, BE CREATIVE AND *STAY CALM*! THAT LAST ONE I
CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH, IF IT IS THAT YOUR STEALING A CAR, USING
FAKE CC#'S, OR BUYING BOOZE JUST DON'T PANIC!!!!
WELL, THAT'S ALL IN ANOTHER FILE I'LL TALK ABOUT HOW
TO BREAK INTO THE "BURGLAR PROOF" CARS. ANY COMMENTS,
QUESTIONS, ETC. CAN BE PASSED ON TO ME AT......
ZORON