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89 lines
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Anarchists, you know, those typical social loosers out there, the ones who
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make the cheapest Text files of all. The whole Anarchists industry was
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sorta OK(?) at first, but then these loosers like Metal Comm. and Neon
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Knights jump in with their cheap Text and constantly making new ones of
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the same shit, just a diffrent Author or a few changes here and there. Well
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assholes, we're sick of it, and writing these so called 'Files' arent doing
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shit for you. You think making a file will actually make you some kind of
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Computer Star? Ha! You assholes fucked up and hey, we Pirates who save up
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for the 1200 and 2400 baud modems sit here and laugh in your Looser face.
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Hey you know why we save money to buy something faster? Cus we dont have
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the time to sit and stare at the fucking Monochrome Moniter for 24 hours
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aday. Shesh, give us a break, your files suck, and so do you! Why make
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something and get put down for it? Well who the fuck knows what kind of
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looser life you guys are in. And basically I made this Text to save your
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ass's from the trouble of looking like typical Loosers on the fucking
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modem, I mean hey, why be a looser in the modem world, and the reality at
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the same time? Ok get me on this? I hope so, I just hope I save a few of
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you out of the pitiful life you lead.
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`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/
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Anarchists: Generally typical assholes who buy about 20 to 30 books and sit
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there all night making Text on everything from page to page. The general
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total looser in Anarchy are the 40 col. assholes, you know the ones with
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the Vics, Commodores, Atari's and so on. These guys I dont know if I can
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save them, I mean, any computer with a Cartridge slot you know its a piece
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of shit. As for you guys I suggest you buy an IBM asap!
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The ones with the Apples, well have some sort of problems I can say at the
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least. I dont know why, but for some reason Anarchists with the Apples
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must either not be able to afford a good modem (Why? Not sure, it seems
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anyone who can afford an Apple sure as hell can buy a good modem). Anyways,
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these are easily spotted by the, usually, 80 col. Text. You guys have
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hope, buy a good modem and hey, your on your way to a good simple pirate
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life, or if not, I suggest you pay for the local Character Fight BBS and at
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least get to know some one, not some group who runs a sorry as board, that
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you know is probably mentally insane, like that faggot JR's AE in 313.
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`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`
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Generalization of an Anarchists:
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Type about fifty files a day.
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Type the same file about 2 months later, while about 500 other Anarchists
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also made it. Has every Anarchists book that has ever been published, and
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has copied it onto about 100+ wasted disks, and keeps ever bit of them.
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Nevers leaves home on the weekends. Always, Im saying ALWAYS, puts this
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quote at the beginning of his Text, 'I nor my phukin Phriends gives a shit
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for the spelings on dis Phile, and Iph you Doez not like it, Den Phuck Yu.'
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And the PH for the F (visvera) are put all over the Friggin File. What a
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pittiful site it is. Posts the supposidly the 50 or so Cool Metal BBS's all
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over the file, and then runs out of space before he can type the damn
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thing, then the xxxx Part II must be put out immediatly. Usually gets on a
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good AE and posts this shit like 'God is a...' such and such. And then
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keeps it up until a Riot takes place and the whole AE goes down. Usually is
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not found on an AE/CF with a password needed to get on. I mean this is a
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very UNUSUAL Case. Never leaves his real Fone number cuse he doesnt want to
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get momy and daddy mad at him becuase of the 500 or so Prank calls he got
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from when he logged onto his first Metal AE. Always must lie to make
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himself look cool, heres and example of what I mean, I saw this shit in the
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first Text I got:
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'Well me and Joe Blow, got so phuked up, we went and burnt the
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bitches house down. We had so much smoked that we was high, and it
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felt good, I mean we was seein all sorts a tings man, it was so
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bad, but de weed, it was real cool, I mean, we smoked it....'
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....and so on so on and so on. Until the whole File is filled with all
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about this Weed he smoked, which the asshole doesnt even know what a
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Quarter Bag is. Then xxxx Part ]I[ comes out.
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Anarchists pick their nose.
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Well thats it, could do more, but hey, is it worth it? Anyways, there you
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go, and I hope this file can Heal those losers and well, more life better
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for all of us. Anyways if you have any comments on this file, call Stalag
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13 [214] 253-8921 pw: STALAG, and, be sure to have 1200, you 300 users
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cant get on, we dont have time for 5 hours of 300 baud leeches to waste.
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Well just leave your comments to Mr. C , Volume 3 or 4. I might answer them
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might not. Thats it for now.
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Mr. C
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