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BeeBee Gun Silencer
Ingredients: : KEY
Hand-held BeeBee Gun : ! = PIPE
5 inches of plastic pipe : | = PROJECTILE
Facial Cloth : * = FIRE
Matches : /\ = GUN MOUTH
CANDLE : + = DUCTAPE
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Ducktape
What to do | <= PROJECTILE
take the pipe, hold it vertically like this ! !
light the CANDLE AND MELT THE BOTTOM OF THE ! !
PIPE AND QUICKLY MOLD IT TO THE MOUTH OF ! ! <= IDEAL MODEL
THE GUN ABOUT 1 INCH. LET IT COOL OFF FOR A ! !
5 MINUTES OR 6 AND THEN PULL OFF THE PIPE, !/ \!
REST THEN PUT IT BACK ON AND PUT DUCKTAPE+/ \+
AROUND BOTH MOUTH AND PIPE TO HOLD IN + +
PLACE AND THAN ROLL THE CLOTH AROUND
THE MOUTH AND THE PIPE. ROLLE DUCTAPE
OVER THY CLOTHE AND I MEAN ALL OVER VERY
TIGHTLY. TAKE A BREAK. BURN THE FLAG THEN
FILL WITH BABES AND SHOOT AND ENJOY.
HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY: THE NEUTRAL HIJACKER AND FROM A-Z IN SANTA MONICA,CAL.
OR THE BLACK DIAMOND IN ANAHEIM,CAL.
MEET ME AT THE MANARCHY CONVENTION IN TUCSON ARIZONA IN JUNE OF
1993.
PS. REMEMBER LIFE IS SHORT USE IT WISELY. STAY IN CONTACT WITH THE
NEUTRAL HIJACKER AND THE BLACK DIAMOND OF L.A. FOR THE NEXT
SERIES OF "SKIN IRRITANT LIGHT BULB BOMB" CALL ME ON E-MAIL AT
1 800 262 2453 OR 1 800 ANA RCKIE
LIFE IS A DANGEROUS GAME IN L.A. LIFE IS A DANGEROUS GAME IN L.A.
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NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER
NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER
NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER NEUTRAL HIJACKER
AND THE BLACK DIAMOND AND THE BLACK DIAMOND AND THE BLACK DIAMOND
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