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71 lines
3.3 KiB
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Black September
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Presents
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=> The Highway Scam <=
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by L.E. Pirate
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Ok. This is one of my first files since my three month 'leave'. I did
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not invent this, it was invented by greedy, corporate, commuting yuppies
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on their way to work, etc.
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When you come to an entrance to an expressway or turnpike, a machine usually
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gives you a ticket that you give to a person when you get off the turnpike
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at an exit (where they decide how much to charge you). Now, what you do
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once you take a ticket is, backup the car back over the sensors in the road,
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thus splurting out another ticket. What is so great about this? Well, it
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lets you make longer trips for less money. On the ticket it says where you
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got on, example: exit 3. When you take a trip to exit 34 and get off there,
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the toll charge would be about $5.00 or so. They charge you by the entrance
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you got on at and the exit you got off at (the amount of miles). So, say
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you live off exit 34, and you go to exit 3 alot. Well, keep backing up and
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taking tickets at entrance 34 and entrance 3. IMPORTANT: Always get off 1
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exit before the exit you want to get off at, this is because the ticket
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you took the previous day will say entrance 3 on it, and the dude at the exit
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will get suspicious if you got on at 3 and got right off at 3, and it would
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also be impossible. Anyway, if you give the guy at exit 4 the entrance
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ticket from 3 from the day before, he will charge you the amount of money
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from entrance 3 to exit 4, like $.25! So you could make a trip from 34
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to 3 for 25 cents, not $5.00! This might seem a little confusing at first,
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so read this again. The thing that makes this work is that the guy at the
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exit has no idea what ramp you came off of, so he doesn't know where you
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are coming from, he only knows you got on one exit before, even though you
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didn't. Now it's clear, right? If not, read it again or give it up.
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Greetings to: BELL CORE, CULT OF THE DEAD COW, HACKERSOFT & NEON KNIGHTS
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Also to: THE BLADE, DOCTOR CYPHER, KING BLOTTO, FRY GUY, THE LAZER,
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MARCO1, SABER'S EDGE, MR. DRUNKFUX, SWAMP RAT, DR. ROM,
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AND ICE PIC.
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And I hate the following crack groups for being such idiotic buttheads:
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FIRST CLASS (King of the buttheads), STRATA-CRACKERS, COAST TO COAST,
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DIGITAL GANG, CIRCLE OF DENEB, and basically all egotistical groups that
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think they have to put out a ware before anyone else does and don't give
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a shit about quality, I HATE YOU. (listen to the EXPLOITED song of the
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same title for a more in-depth view).
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\ N / Misunderstood, YFA (My band), TCO, AOD, Pointless, and Fail-Safe.
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\ /
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H / \ C
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/ J \
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Thanks: Maximum Rock and Roll, I4NI Zine, and CRUNCH FETUS FANZINE!
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H / \ C
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/ Y \
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Youth of Today, Murphy's Law, Judge, Project X, Agnostic Front, M.O.D.,
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Gorilla Biscuits, Sick of it All, Warzone, Straight Ahead, and all the
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bands of the lower-east side crew. Skinheads Unite!
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bands of the lower-east side crew. Skinheads Unite!
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DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS 304-744-2253
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