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!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
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@ CrimeNet !
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! By: Byte Blaster @
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@ Cracka Jack !
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! The Beast @
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@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!
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Part II of Volumn II
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-=SHOP LIFTING=-
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written by:
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The Beast
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and
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Cracka Jack
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and
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Byte Blaster
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Good Places to Shop Lift
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You should steal from open places that have many escapes (for if you get
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spotted!). Places like shopping centers, a By-it-self store. That means stores
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aren't in shopping centers/malls. I think you get the point there.
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How To Act
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Ok, you must remmeber these things while shop lifting:
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!1) Don't have a Guilty/Suspicious look on your face. !
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!2) Don't look in a hurry, act as you would if you were!
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! just looking around. !
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!3) Make sure that where ever you hide it, it is not !
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! noticable! Sometimes a piece of software will stick!
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! out and you will not notice it until after you're !
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! caught! !
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!4) Don't stay in the store too long! Or else the !
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! employees start to wonder. !
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!5) Don't shop lift at the same store all the time. !
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!6) Don't run or do anything that will attrack the !
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! attention of employees/guards. !
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!7) Don't piss around. Get your shit quickly & casually!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The people who are supposed to be in stores are shoppers. Therefore, you
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want to blend in so not to be noticed. Blending in requires you to seem like a
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shopper. If you're not quite exactly sure on the behavioral patterns of a
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shopper, spend some time observing them. Also, try acting odd or figity
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(while not attempting to lift anything) to see how employees react & to see
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how far you will have to go in your little act.
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Thus, the biggest point is ACT LIKE A SHOPPER.
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If You Get Caught?
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Hmm, you messed up ,eh? Oh well...
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There's 3 things you can try.
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1) Act real sorry and tell the manager you didn't mean it
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and that you'll never do it again. Try to create some
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tears if possible. There's two things that may happen:
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A: He can let you go free.
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B: He can press charges & you can pay the fine, or smack him and run! But make
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sure you can get away!
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2) Deni anything he says!
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3) Sit there and pay the fine..
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Authoritative figures (fascists!).
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A) Store employees - These should present little problem with confrontations. a
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smooth bullshitter should be able to talk his way from any
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such persons. However, some could be bitchy since some
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employees have to pay for whats stolen during their shift.
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Then just bs your way out.
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B) Mall Rent-a-cops - These men are complete bastards who will try to make the
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smallest little thing into a major federal offense.
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NOTE: Rent-a-cops are the big fatasses who roam the
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malls with their walkie talkies & plastic sticks
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(can't have real guns). Most are old & overweight so
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you should be able to outrun them but they do have
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radio but are so unorginzed it really doesn't matter.
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C) Local cops - These are touchy. some are bastards like above, and others
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are quite gullable. Use your best bullshitting here.
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D) State cops - forget it! staties are bad news. they are almost completely
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immune to even the best bullshitting. These guys are smart
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and should never be underestimated. The best thing to do with
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a state cop is to NEVER lie but try to make your actions sound
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as good and innocent as possible. Since they see alot of really
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major violence/crimes/etc try to make your little mishap sound
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as innocent as possible. Throw yourself at their mercy & pray
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they let you go somehow.
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E) Feds - if you've gotten busted for something so big that these guys show up,
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get a lawyer...
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Things to watch for.
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1) Employees watching you. If you notice this, & you've got goods hidden away,
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try & get rid of them somehow. Or act like you're comparing similar products
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or like you have a question about that particular product.
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2) Reflective looking balls in the ceiling. this are nasty since there aren't
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always cameras inside, & if there is, you don't know where they're pointed.
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3) Cameras & mirrors, naturally.
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4) Undercover people or little kids. Little kids are simply amazed at
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shopplifters. They will not take their eyes off yo. This could lead to
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one squeeling, or simply making others aware that somethings not right about
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you thus attracting more unwanted attention.
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End Of CrimeNet Volumn II, `87
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Call these great BBS'es....
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Entropy -(412)872-0115 (Syspw="CYCO")
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The Land Of Fa II -(716)773-7526 (Syspw="SKOAL")
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Anarchy Amerika -(713)568-4715 (Use Matrix)
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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