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53 lines
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"How to get phree phood
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phrom vending machines"
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Vol. 1
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Discovered by: Fugazi
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Typed by: U
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Compiled by: U & Fugazi
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How we found this neat little trick out-
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Fugazi was broke and hungry and bored too.. so he was sitting
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in this eating type area in a school that will go unnamed.
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He decided to watch people put money into those machines where
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you put the quarter in the slot and turn the little handle in a
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circle type fashion and the phood or whatever drops out a little
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door below that.. (if you don't know what I'm talking about, then
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you're fucking retarted.) So.. he had this idea on how to get
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shit from it phor phree...
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Fugazi's Idea (Nararation by: Fugazi) ((So if you get lost, blame him))
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My materials of choice are..
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1 pair of scissors
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1 styrophome cup or a *Pog
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1 Quarter
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1 Brain
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* Playing piece from that retarted game you see for sale at malls.
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Taking either the bottom of the cup, or the pog- place the quarter
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in the middle and cut around it. Make it approximately the same
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size or a TINY bit bigger.
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Now you use the 'quarter' shaped piece AS a quarter, placing it where you
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would normally place a quarter (this may require a bit of brute force)
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and turn the knob. If you did everything correctly, it should just turn
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like a quarter was in it and give ya some munchies. If it doesn't work,
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go back and try again, making the piece a bit larger possibly.
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Notes:
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I found this especially usefull for munchies when yur stoned, etc..
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and when your just too damn cheap to spend a quarter.
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Uh.. Fugazi sez.. "The End"
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Written on 02/21/95
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at 3:21pm..
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<EOF> POi '95
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