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How to see shows for FREE
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Be careful, this is illegal
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Ingredients
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Laser printer or inkjet printer
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Combo Draw/Paint software (Superpaint on the Mac)
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Ticket blanks
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Instructions
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1. Obtain ticket blanks. You need to get tickets which have
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no show information printed on them. They must resemble real
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tickets or have the name of the ticket agency on it (like
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Ticketmaster). They must either be taken from a ticket
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distributor or counterfeitted with the help of a compliant
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print shop. If the blanks are coated with thermal ÒinkÓ,
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then you canÕt use a laser printer.
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2. Tape a blank lengthwise onto a sheet of paper, making sure
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it is centered and square with the page. Tape only a
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millimeter or so on each end. Make around 20 photocopies.
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These are your Òpractice tickets.Ó
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3. Use the paint/draw software to make a positioning grid for
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the info on the ticket. Your goal is to get fake ticket info
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onto the ticket blank; this grid will allow you to position
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the text. The grid should be drawn, not painted, as the
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painting layer will be used to generate text. Feed the
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photocopies thru the printer and adjust the grid until it
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lines up perfectly. Then throw some text onto the grid and
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see what it looks like. It is essential that you be able to
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get rid of the grid (you donÕt want _that_ printed on the
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ticket!)
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4. Save the file! Back it up! This is your template.
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5. Now the moment of truth. Print (on a clean sheet of
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paper) a copy of the positioning grid. Line up a ticket
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blank and tape it down taking care to tape no more than one
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millimeter or so on the front (leading) edge and the back
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edge. In the Draw/Paint program, paint up the fake ticket
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info (see below) and hide or delete the positioning grid.
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Print it out.
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6. If everything went ok, you now have a ticket. Congrats.
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Tips
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* Make tickets for shows with General Admission only. No
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seats! Besides, who wants to see a show in an arena.
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* ItÕs best to have a real ticket for reference, to get event
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codes and the ticketspiel right. DonÕt worry if the ticket
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blank is a different color, the promoter or venue probably
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wonÕt care.
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* DonÕt feed thermal tickets through laser printers.
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* If you use an inkjet printer, make sure the ink and ticket
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are compatible. Slick tickets will cause water based ink to
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blob up. Use waterproof ink carts on the Deskjet if
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possible.
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* If you are questioned, say you bought the ticket from a
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scalper. If they wonÕt let you in, find a scalper to sell
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the ticket to.
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