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XZEYX PRESENTS....
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COMMON WAYS TO CHEAT SOCIETY II
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THE TESTS OF ADULTHOOD
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with your host - POUNDSTONE
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1.0 CONTENTS
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2.0 Intro
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3.0 The Eye Test
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3.1-Identification
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3.2 Qualifying for 20.20
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3.3 Secrets of the Eye Test
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4.0 The lie detector test
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4.1 the Relevant-Control
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4.2 the Lie-Control
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4.3 Beating the Test
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2.0 Let's Cheat!!!
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Let's face it. The tests one takes during school and college aren't
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the only tests you'll be taking. So, pencils in hand, and study carefully,
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this will be your entire grade.
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3.0 The Eye Test
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Most eye-doctors use an eye test called the Snellen Eye Test.
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This is all you need to know.
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3.1 Identifying the test.
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The Easiest way to Identify if your Doctor is using this test is
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- The starting letter is E
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- There are two bars- one green, one red
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- There are 11 rows
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3.2
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Qualifying for 20/20 Vision means you must make it to line 8, DEFPOTEC,
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above the red bar- although some eye-doctors will have you read line 9,
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LEFODPCT, to qualify.
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3.3 Secrets of the Eye Test
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3.31
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A secret about the eye test is that it only has ---9 letters---.
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E-F-P-T-O-Z-L
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3.32 The bottom line is pezolcftd
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4.0 Lie Detector- How to Beat it
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Ther are two types: Th relevant-control, and the lie control.
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4.1 Relevant-Control Test
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This tests will ask of different "felonies" in an upgoing degree. Such
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as:
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1. Have you ever kept the bathroom light on?
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2. Have you forgotton to flush the toilet?
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3. Have you taken home office supplies for personal use?
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4. Did you murder Bob Hasajob?
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The purpose of this test is that no one will lie about anything. Question
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one is to target your reglar Sweat,Heart-Rate,Voice-level reading. Answers
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that produce hightened responces usually indicate that the subject is
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lying.
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4.2 The lie control.
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First, look at an average lie-control test:
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1. IS YOUR NAME Sarah Hasnolife?
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2. Is Paris the capital of France?
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3. Have you ever failed to report more than $50 of gambling on last year's
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tax return?
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4. Is the sun bright?
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5. Do you know why these cash reciepts are $22 thousand in error?
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6. Is their something important that you did not mention in your
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application?
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7. Are you EBEZZLING?
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Here are explanstions to each question:
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1: Irrelevant; subjects get nervous on the firt question.
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2: Irrelevant
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3: Target Rate question
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4: Irellevant
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5: The important question; relevant
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6: Target Rate question
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7: The Important Questio #2; relevant
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4.3 Ways to beat a polygraph test
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The lie Control test is 75-85 percent accurate, the relevant? 60-75
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percent. This is a 10-25% more accurate than flipping acoin
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4.21
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You've just read this- thus you already have reduced the chances a good
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%5.
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4.22 Exaggeration
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When you find a control question, exaggerate your responces
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(UH...WELL... UH.... The sun is BRIGHT?) This will produce higher reactions
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than the relevant questions and the tester will have to aquit the subject.
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Hold your breath, or flex your muscles (if you have them).
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4.23 The ol' thumbtack.
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In the control questions step on the tack previously placed in your
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shoe. This will have the same effect as 4.22
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END OF XZEXIAN DOCUMENT
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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