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The Mischif night check list! (Edit 2)
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Written by -> Psycho
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STUFF TO BRING:
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Item Reason/Purpose
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Pack = A backpack or bag is the best thing to keep your stuff in
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Knife = A good sharp knife will come in handy
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Lighter = FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! HUH-HUH!
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WD-40 = Flame-thrower (spray and light!)
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Toilet Paper = Well... can't forget the T.P. for Bevis!
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Eggs = I love eggs!
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COKE-a-COLA = NOT PEPSI! This takes paint off cars
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Loiville-Sluger = Mail Box Baseball!
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Bannanas = Ever wonder what happens when the exaust can't get out of
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= the tailpipe?
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Spray-paint = But what else would you tag your name with?
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markers(perm) = But what else would you tag your name with?
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Thin Wire = How was your Trip?
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Water Balloon = HeHeHe!
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Launcher
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What to do with it!
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Pack------------->Put your stuff in it.
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Knife------------>Many many uses!
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+==> Car tire + knife + you = Slit Tire(s)!
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+==> Paint off a car!
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+==> Bye bye telephone wire!
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+==> Initials or obscene mesage in there nice wood door!
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+==> Left over X-mas Lights? Not one set any more...
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Lighter---------->Look in WD-40 and TP
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WD-40------------>YES! WD-40 The Flamable Version of Liquid Wrench!!
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(NO FLAME)+==> Spray on Door Knobs, Handles, Seats
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+==> Spray on Hand Rails
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+==> Elevator Buttons in the mall maybe?
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(FLAMES)+==> Flame Thrower. (Put the red hose on the front, and
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light that
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+==> spray in a Cross formation on Their porch, grass
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whatever, Then light!
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Toilet Paper----->get some rubber bands!
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+==> T.P. some guy's house (trees).
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+==> """""""""""""""""""""", then light it!
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+==> role some up in a ball, spray W/ WD-40, then tie the
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Rubber bands around it, light and throw (a rock in the
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Middle gives it extra weight to crash threw a window!)
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Eggs------------->The Incredable Edibal Egg!
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+==> Throw it!
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Coke------------->Car Paint?
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+==> Put it on a nice car W? a older car(Newwer ones have
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protective paint)
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bASEbAll BAt----->Home Run!
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+==> No more Mailboxes!
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+==> No more 4sale signs
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BaNNanas--------->Chacita Bannana
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+==> Tail Pipe, 'nuf said!
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Spray-paint/----->Tag Your Name!
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markers(perm) |
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+==> I always do it, if ya ever see PSYCHO, or SAMBUKA on a
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Train cab.... it was probley ME!
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Thin Wire-------->How's Your Trip?
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+==> Tie it tightly between:
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Lamp posts
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Posts on a pourch
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Trees
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A bumper on a car, and Lawn
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ornimants!
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H2O Baloon ------> Well i always had fun W/ this!
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Launcher +==> put something in it (T.P., rocks, Spam?) and
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launch!
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X-tra Ideas!!!!
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Smashing pumpkins?
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Puke on a car?
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Bag Snaching!
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Well i would like to thank: Jeremy Jennings, Dave Fox, Ptext, Razely,
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And last but not least...Abigwar.
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have a FUCKIN BLAST!
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-==Last second comment from Abigwar==-
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Well, This is a little rough cut, But still... What the hell.. For a groups
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first file, what do you expect. I would like to state the fact that 7oC is
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more of a street group, than a HP group. And if you take a close look, it
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seems it is even more of a PD group. Haha, Oh well, you can't win them all.
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You should have seen it before i edited it.. Geez, it looks like Psycho was
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some sort of /<-RaD Elite warez dude. But i think i got the turniquite
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around the poison blood flow before it was to late if you know what i mean.
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And while i have an oppertunity, Seeming how most likly this will be spred
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on PD boards, SHareware boards and the like, i just want to say...
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"Your all a bunch of fucking wankers!"
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Well, now that it is out of my system, i just want to state my complete and
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utter dismay with the PD scene. Some of you are warez d00dz in the making.
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Some of you are goodie goodies who think the H&P scene is out to destroy the
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world, so you narc. Some of you don't even know what H/P is. Some of you
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are nice normal people. And a whole hell of you are leeches and perverts.
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I sit behind a monator of a PD BBS once in a while... Luckly for the sysops,
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it is not that bad there. But, on some of the boards I call, (PD), You
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wankers totaly destroy the board with no remorse. Some PD boards can be ok.
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(God, i wish i had not said that!) But after all the sysop has done to create
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a nice system for other people, you go and wreck it with your garbage posts,
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and "Empty" uploads.
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As if that was not bad enough, then some of you go out and set up a board of
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your own. These are the lame sysops, the ones with the "I rule, I'm Kh00L"
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attitudes. I just want you to know, these are the boards true H/Per's are
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after. You know who you are... So you real PD/Shareware boards, You have
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nothing to worry about, and may your board rest in peice, after the losers
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you let on, trash your board.
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I can't give you an example of a board like that, because it would be rude
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to realise the name of the BBS, and sysop. So i will tell you, that it is
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in NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, "Death's ___ BBS" (You fill in the blank. Not like
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it matters, because that is **NOT** who i really am talking about (Ahem).
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The Sysop's name is and was *NOT* Dark something. And that person did *NOT*
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steal the name of a truly famous virus author.
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Thank you.
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Abigwar
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