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How to Terrorize Winchells
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By The Atomic Frog
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-*- Underground Communications, Inc. -- (415)770-0140 -*-
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The best Winchells to terrorize is on BLACOW and GRIMMER right by FRY'S. The
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owner is rumored to be a KHOMANE supporter... They don't hire white people,
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just Chinese, Indian, and Iranian people.
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There are many obvious things that you can do like:
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Rub maple syrup all over your hands, and lean on the glass...be sure to point
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at the donuts that you order.
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Kill a fly, or better yet a cock roach, keep it in your hand out of sight and
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order a donut. While it is in the box, put the cockroach or fly on the
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donut then call for the manager and threaten to sue.
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Get some night crawlers (worms) at the bait store and put them in your
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coffee, then spill your coffe all over the floor... Make sure the other
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customers see this.
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When it's crowded, really crowded, bust about 6 stink bombs...
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Release ants in the place then wait one or two days and call the Consumers
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Complaint Dept...
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At night, about 10 or so, call the coroner and report a death...
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Alameda County Coroner....(415)874-5551
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Fremont Winchells.........(415)490-9723
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Address of Winchells...
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41200 Blacow Rd, Fremont
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Using the same address as above, call the ANIMAL CONTROL center and say that
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there is a rabid dog roaming around the area...
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Tri-Cities Animal Ccontrol.....(415)792-1261
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Then, finally, call the Immigration Dept. at (415)495-6667
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If that doesn't get them pissed enough, call the Employment Dept. at
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(415)796-9675... Tell them that you (the owner of Winchells) are looking
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for 10 young hard working and ambitous people to fill after school shifts.
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As you are walking out of the donut temple, call the owner an iranian pig,
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tell him to go home, and now, that you have got the attention of everyone,
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barf all over the counter...
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I hope that you will also set your modems to auto-dial their phone for 30
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hours or so...
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HELP DRIVE THE IRANIANS OUT OF THE USA!!!
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TERRORIZE THIS WINCHELLS TODAY!!!
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(C) Copywrong Anti-Persian Literature 1987, All Rights Shot to Hell!
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Distributed in part by:
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Skeleton Crue 415-376-8060 located out of Moraga, California.
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!!Get on the band wagon before it RUNS YOU DOWN!!
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Headquarters for Computer Hackers and Anarchists to Overthrow the State
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(CH&AOS)
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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