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: 27 August | Crashing/Hacking those | 12:57 pm :
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: 1991 | computers.......... | Fuckit! Summer's over :
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: a text phile by :
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We'll steal your dreams, control
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your mind, persecute the fools
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left behind...
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-- Frontline Assembly
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Ah well, it's near the end of yet another summer in the vast chain
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of them, yet this one is seemingly embedded in my mind for a reason not yet
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fully apperrent to me. The light fragrant air of the summertime blis plays
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through my soul, my existance with unabounded clarity and strenght. Yet all
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is not fullfilled, all is not complete in my experience. That is what landed
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me at the Emeryville Circut City and that is what lead me to the racks of
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your typical Packard Bell-only-brand piece of shit 8088 computers with one
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160k floppy and a 5 meg HD (if any). I suddenly felt the extreme urge to
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fling myself upon these unspeakably horrible piece of shit computers, yet I
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held myself back, opting for a more clever way of phucking them over, which
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brings me into the main reason I wrote this phile in the first place -- How
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to have fun crashing/fucking over those throwaway store display PC's.
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Note: (Disclaimer) This text file is ment for informational purposes only,
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the author does not promote the willful destruction of computer property in
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any way, and the author does not take any responsibility for any action of
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that type taking place as a result of this phile. So there.
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First of all, the computer you're targeting in a store is probably
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running a promotional demo or shell. Just follow the cues and exit to dos..
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..it's real easy. Then, once you're in dos, there's plenty you can do, only
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confined by your imagination and dos expertise. Of course you could just
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format the HD or do a DEL *.* thingie, but that's real obvious, lame, and
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not recommended if near store personnel. And anywayz, that's taking things
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a bit too far than they should, and could get yourself in mondo trouble. But
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that's for you to decide. Even as effective but not destructive is just
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making a simple batch file like this:
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c:\>Copy con fuck.bat
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ctty nul
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cls
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^Z (control Z)
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then executing it by typing fuck and leaving. That completely disables the
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keyboard and clears the screen, not allowing anyone to do anything except
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reset the computer.
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Another trick that isn't quite as effective but even more fun is
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playing around with the prompt. It dosent hafta say "C:\> or C>" it can say
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what ever you want. Just type in "prompt error 12 in line 12878" at the
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prompt and watch the fun as people keep hitting return and that message is
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displayed over and over. Even better is aletering the autoexec.bat file so
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it changes the prompt to someting like "this computer is one piece of shit"
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upon every reboot. Or put the two ideas above together to create a batch
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file that displays the error message and disables the keyboard. The stupid
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fucks working at the store and the stupidfucks looking at the computer won't
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know what the hell is going on whatever you do, so they'll think something
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is really wrong.
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So when you're ever in a departmen/electronics store and have nothing
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better to do, remember these helpful tips and use your imagination to think
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up of better ones yourself. Have much fun in your endeavors an may the force
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be with you always.......
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iceolateor (c)1991 Yo Mama productions
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special thanx to Knave of Tinmen and everyone at Junk Culture...
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you've got some cool people and one helluva board, and to other
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cool boards like Silver Tower Skeleton Crue and Stigmata BBS who
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helped me get started in the bbs world.
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anyone going to see 242 on oct. 4th ?
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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