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/ FUN THINGS WHICH YOU CAN DO AT /
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/ SCHOOL TO PASS THE TIME FASTER /
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BLOWING FUSES
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IN ORDER TO BLOW A MAIN FUSE AT YOUR SCHOOL YOU MUST FIRST PICK UP A FEW THINGS
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AT YOUR LOCAL HARDWARE STORE:
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1) A PLUG FOR THE WALL W/OUT ANY WIRES ATTACHED
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2) A SHORT LENGTH OF WIRE (A FOOT OR SO)
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INTO THIS PLUG YOU MUST INSERT THE SECTION OF WIRE WHICH HAS (OF COURSE) BEEN
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CUT IN HALF AND STRIPPED AT BOTH ENDS! YOU THEN TWIST THE TWO FREE ENDS TOGETHER
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THEN IN YOUR NEXT CLASS WHEN THE TEACHER IS OUT OF THE ROOM YOU POP THAT SUCKER
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INTO ANY WALL OUTLET AND POOF! A LITTLE SMOKE AND SUDDENLY LIGHTS GO OUT ALL
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OVER OR AT THE VERY LEAST ALL OF THE PLUGS WON'T WORK UNTIL THEY REPLACE THE
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FUSE! THIS IS ESPICALLY FUN TO DO WHILE YOU ARE WATCHING A FILMSTRIP OR MOVIE
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NOTE: SOME OF THE NEWER SCHOOLS HAVE FUSES INSIDE OF THE PLUGS, BUT AT LEAST
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THAT TEACHER WON'T BE SHOWING A MOVIE OR WHATEVER... NOTE: THIS WON'T WORK WITH
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A 3-PRONG PLUG.
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REAKING HAVOK
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1) FIRST IF YOU HAVE LOCKER THAT YOU PUT YOUR "GYM CLOTHES" IN DURING P.E. THEN
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THIS WILL WORK, BUT THE LOCKES MUST HAVE A SCREEN OR MESH
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2) IF THE CLOTHES IN AN ADJOINING LOCKER PRESS UP AGINST THE SCREEN IT IS QUITE
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EASY FOR YOU TO PULL A SMALL PORTION OF THE SHIRT, SWEATS, SHORTS, ETC. THROUGH
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THE SCREEN.
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3) YOU TAKE YOUR HANDY RAZOR BLADE WHICH YOU PICKED UP AT THE LOCAL DRUG STORE
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AND YOU CUT OFF THIS PORTION OF THE CLOTHES STICKING OUT OF THE LOCKER.. THIS
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CAN BE DONE MOST INCONSPICUOUSLY BECAUSE THE RAZORS ARE VERY SHARP AND YOU CAN
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CUT THROUGH AND INCH OF CLOTH IN A LITTLE UNDER 10 SECONDS.
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GENERAL HAVOK
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1) IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THE FILE "HOW TO PICK MASTER LOCKS" THEN THIS IS AN
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ESPECIALLY FUN THING TO DO.. PICK A LOCK OR TWO AND KEEP THE LOCKS..THEN REMOVE
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WHATEVER BOOKS, CLOTHES, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT SEEMS IMOPRTANT FROM THE LOCKER,
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THESE ITEMS WILL BE BURNED OR OTHERWISE RUINED LATER. IF THE PERSON HAPPENS TO
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HAVE A PAIR OF GLASSES IN THEIR LOCKER OR GYM LOCKER, A VERY FUNNY THING TO DO
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IS TO PUT ONE OF THE LOCKS WHICH YOU HAVE SAVED AND LOCK IT ONTO THE BRIDGE OF
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THIS PERSONS GLASSES, THIS HAPPENS TO BE EXTREMELY FUNNY IF THE KID CAN'T SEE
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WITHOUT THEM AND HAS TO WEAR THEM LOCK OR NO LOCK
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MOVIES AND OTHER SUCH STUFF
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HERE ARE A LIST OF A FEW THINGS WHICH YOU CAN DO IF THE TEACHER "INTENDS" TO
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SHOW A MOVIE, FILMSTRIP, ETC.
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1) REMOVE THE LIGHT BULB FROM THE PROJECTOR.
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2) TURN THE TAPE VOLUME TO MAX.
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3) TURN OVER THE TAPE AND FAST FORWARD.
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4) REPLACE THE TAPE WITH A CHEAP COPY OF A HEAVY METAL GROUP. MY FAVORITES FOR
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THIS SORT OF THING ARE: VENOM, EXODUS, W.A.S.P., ETC. AND DON'T FORGET TO TURN
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THE VOLUME UP TO MAX.
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5) VIDEO TAPES ARE ALSO VERY FUN..ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO DO IF YOU CAN IS TO
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PUT A SMALL PIECE OF TAPE OVER THE WRITE PROTECT (IF IT HAS BEEN BROKEN) AND
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SIMPL PRESS RECORD AND PLAY AT THE SAME TIME..
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VANDALIZATION
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IF YOU CAN GET INTO THE BATHROOM BEFORE SCHOOL, AFTER SCHOOL, AND SOMETIMES
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DURING CLASS YOU CAN:
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1) RIP THE TOWEL HOLDERS OFF THE WALL
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2) RIP THE STALL DOORS OFF (YOUR 98 LBS WEAKLING HAS TROUBLE WITH THIS)
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3) BRING A SMALL SPRAY PAINT CAN WITH YOU AND STENCIL OF WHATEVER YOU WANT AND
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SPRAY PAINT THESE ONTO THE WALL (MANY COLORED "PAINTINGS" CAN BE DONE WITH MANY
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STENCILS. THIS CAN BECOME VERY ARTISTIC..) THIS ONE CAN ALSO BE DONE IN THE
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HALLWAYS BECAUSE IT TAKES A RELATIVELY SHORT TIME TO DO..
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LOCKER DOORS ARE ALSO VERY EASY TO REMOVE..
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IF YOU GET ONE OF THE LOCKERS MENTIONED ABOVE OPEN AND IT HAS QUITE A BIT OF
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PAPER INSIDE JUST THROW IN A MATCH (AND MAKE SURE IT CATCHES) CLOSE THE DOOR AND
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WALK AWAY..
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IF YOU CAN GET THE COURAGE TO PULL A FIRE ALARM DURING SCHOOL THESE ARE VERY
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GOOD TIMES TO DO SO....
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1) WHEN THERE IS A VERY LARGE ASSEMBLY 2) DURING LUNCH 3) BETWEEN CLASSES
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MISCELLANEOUS -------------
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1) DURING LUNCH OR INTRAMURALS IT IS QUITE FUN TO BRING IN A VERY LOUD WISTLE TO
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BLOW...IT IS ALSO HARD TO TRACE THE SOUND
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2) A VERY IRRITATING THING TO DO TO TEACHERS IS TO THROW SHARP PENCILS UP TO
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STICK INTO THE CELING..ANOTHER THING YOU CAN DO IS SHOOT PAPER CLIPS UP WITH A
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RUBBER BAND... YOU HAVE TO BEND THEM A CERTAIN WAY SO THAT THEY ARE SORT OF LIKE
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A LOWER CASE "Y" WITH THE PRONGS AT THE TAIL OF THE "Y"
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THE ULTIMATE SIN --- -------- ---
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THE *VERY* WORST THING THAT YOU CAN DO IS TO HAVE A PERSON (NOT ONE WHO GOES TO
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YOUR SCHOOL) CALL THE SCHOOL AND ANNOUNCE THAT THERE IS A BOMB PRESENT INSIDE
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THE SCHOOL AND IT WILL GO OFF IF IT IS TAMPERED WITH..(THIS KEEPS THE JANITORS
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FROM LOOKING FOR THE BOMB)
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THIS IS A VERY FUN THING TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE FINALS OR SOMETHING OF THE LIKE..
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OR EVEN JUST A REGULAR BORING MONDAY. MOST LIKEY THE ADMINISTRATORS WILL HAVE
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EVERYONE REMOVED FROM THE BULIDING UNTIL THE BOMB SQUAD CAN SEARCH THE WHOLE
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FUCKIN THING..YOU MIGHT EVEN GET A DAY OFF...
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THANX TO: TARIQ, JOE, JASON, KEVIN, RANDY, OZZY, RATT, METALLICA, VENOM, EXODUS,
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SLAYER, DIO.
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REMEMBER: IT'S NOT A SIN TO HAVE FUN AT SCHOOL....
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DISCLAIMER: I TAKE ABSOULELY *NO* RESPONSIBILITY FOR ACTIONS TAKEN BY THE END
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OWNER/USER OF THIS FILE...
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