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How to get Revenge on Someone
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Written by Black Fire and Capt. Cloner
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Everyone has an enemy that they would
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like to seek revenge on without the
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victim knowing who the aggressor is.
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Here are ways that have been proven
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effective in the field of harrasing
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and/or annoying someone.
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Call the news papers, and adverise
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an arctile similar to this: "You too
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can make calls free through MCI, ITT,
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and other long distance services just
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by making a local call. For more
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information, send a self-adressed
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stamped envlope to:(fill in name and
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adress with zip code)" After this has
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appeared in the papers, inform your
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local FBI agent or police officer of
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his ad. You can also advertise an ad
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like this: "Apple //e, 128k, 2 disk
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drives, Amdek Color 3 Monitor, Hayes
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Smartmodem 1200, and much more. $750
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or best offer. (phone number)".
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Another prank is to call house at all
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hours, and post on all boards that a
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new bulletin board is opening up at
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his number. Get everyone you know to
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call him at all times (preferably late
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at night. Call answering machines,
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and give the persons number and tell
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them to call right away. Also during
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the day you can look up people in the
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phone that have a "Mr. and Mrs." there,
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and the wife will probably be home, but
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not the husband, so tell the wife to
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tell the husband to call your victim
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as soon as possible and give number.
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Call Taxi's, Exterminators, Pizza
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deliverys, Catorers, Garages, Plumers,
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Dog Funeral Homes, Flower and Ballon
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deliverys, Moving Services, Singing
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and Striptease telegrams, Junkyards to
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remove garbage, report robberies and
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fires at his/her house, Locksmiths,
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order oil from several companies
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(heating oil), order family portraits
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taken at their home, sign him/her up
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for the army, call realtors to put
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house for sale, Septic cleaners, house
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remodelers, call Bell + tell you are
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having with phone, call cable company,
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and call phone sex lines that call
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back and give his number to call back.
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Order plane tickets, send brochures of
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all shit like colleges, beauty schools,
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and all other things that send info.
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on their place, and adress it to:
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"DICK" and his last name.
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To have a little phun, drop by his
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house one day, tie a chain to the back
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of you truck/car and the other end to
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the victims mailbox. Take off, and no
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more mailbox. Also, throw eggs at
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house and cars, piss on cars and is gas
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tank of cars. Get 300 sheets+ of paper
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and put in a paper shreader and after
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it is in 1" by 1" pieces, throw all
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over his lawn in various places.
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Another fun thing is to bring along
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a baseball bat and knock the shit out
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of his mailbox. Send mail with not
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enough postage to them, and wrap up
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bricks and rocks and put no return
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adress on them and drop in a mailbox.
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Get a library card out in his name, and
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take out books and don't return them.
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Lay tacks on either side of tires of
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his car so either way he will run over
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them. Take weed killer, and pour it
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on his flower garden or put your
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initials on his front yard with it so
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it will show up with dead grass. You
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can also use the old trick of laying
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dog shit on his front porch. Pour
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grease all over driveway and steps,
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dump your garbage cans over front yard,
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when he puts his garbage at the end
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of the driveway, dump the cans over the
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street so he will have to pick it up in
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the morning. Smear warm tar on his
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car windshield, and that shit isn't
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coming off. Crazy Glue or stick gum
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over and in his car locks, and if he
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goes to school do the same to his
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locker. Catch fish, and let them sit
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out in the sun for a day, and that
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night lay the fish in their front yard.
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Lay cow shit in their air conditioner,
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and stick sticks in the between the
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fan blades for the air conditioner.
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The toilet paper around their trees is
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always good, and wet toilet paper and
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stand out in the street and whip them
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at their house, and when it dries, it
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is hard as rock stuck to their house.
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If they leave toys out, stick skate-
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boards under car tires, rip heads off
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of dolls, pull seats out bikes, and
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let air out of bike tires. You can
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also ride by in the car with your BB
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gun, and try your target practice.
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Some of this has been tried, and some
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not, but remember that it is best to
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be near them when these happen, so you
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can see their faces. Never hint who
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you are, and warn that you are not
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finshed yet. The best weapon you have
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is your phone, because they can't keep
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their phone off the hook 24 hrs. a day.
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If they take the phone off the hook,
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try back in 1/2 hour, and it will be
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back on. Most of these have been
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proven effective, and the others will
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most likely effective. We have sat
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here for hours thinking of every
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possible method of harrasing, bothing,
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and annoying someone to the point of
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insanity. This has been written by
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Black Fire with the help of Captain
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Cloner. We will be writing more as
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soon as more ideas are tested. You
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will be hearing more from us. Have
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fun, and remember this is only a game!
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(> Black Fire <)
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- Captain Cloner -
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Uploaded by Chester the Molester
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Call Castle Brass at (415) 345-2134
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/E
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